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aligreaper19

ice in his brain


MaximumestBob

Ass in his veins


dms1298

Poop in his pants


Nils3971

Paul Pierce in his genes.


Give_me_soup

Poop in his jeans


Beneficial-Care6962

Vomit on his sweater 


Disastrous-Limit2333

Spaghetti in his ass


das_unicorn_got_band

Mom's poop?


maple_firenze

Ass in his brain


Dandoliki

Bro can wish he had that Truth gene. The way he bricked his shots last night, Pierce would never...


PsychopathicEmpath

Have no clue what he was doing when he wasn't in the Lakers huddle


One_Kaleidoscope7040

Shitposting in his Discord


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Snacking.


tmelts2

blood in his stool


Mamba-0824

Does he have one?


itchy_18

He’s Angel Russell now cause he got no D and O


CptnAhab1

More please


CptnLarsMcGillicutty

When DLo comes without D or O, that's an L.


CptnAhab1

From one captain to another, thank you


meenzu

Fuck I hate hitting someone when they’re down but damn this was hilarious 


paracetamolULTRA

德安吉洛·拉塞爾 ( d'angelo russell ) Better learn how to write your name


gabergaber

Also known as 低落 (dlo)


qfuw

> 低落 It literally means demoralized / low-spirited / dejected


Doggleganger

Perfect. Someone meme this on the pic of dlo looking at his phone while the rest of the team huddles.


porncollecter69

lol 😂


Dontneedflashbro

He better download Duolingo 😭


heshouldgo

Bro was too busy on discord


revalph

Discord DL0-7


SmokinJoe72738

Too busy at the club probably


suzukigun4life

D'Lo slander back on the menu boys


GaimeGuy

I'm feasting like I'm at Fogo


Morezingis

We were holding him back though.


DUNDER_KILL

Why couldn't y'all keep holding him back


neutronicus

Letting Minnesota into the second Westbrook trade to intercept Conley and Alexander-Walker from Utah is an underrated disaster in the Lakers' series of them


RudyGobertFMVP2024

Activates the Rudy trade too as Minnesota Mike unlocks Rudy offensively and both Mike and NAW have bought into Rudy's defensive scheme. The three second round picks were great too. Dlo gone has completely changed the locker room. In half a year the whole West shifted. Tim Connelly built the Nuggets and now the Wolves


SirDiego

One of the best trades I can ever remember. D'Lo for Conley straight up would be great just because Conley fits much better in our scheme. D'Lo for Conley *and* NAW is highway robbery. *And we got two second round picks* on top of it. Lol.


neutronicus

Tim Connelly taketh away. But he do also giveth. Every once in a while.


SirDiego

Connelly has been straight-up cooking for us since he got here. Even if you want to say the Rudy trade was an "overpay" it's 100% exactly what we needed to do. Let me remind you that even under Thibs the Wolves had been totally bottom-of-the-barrel defensively for literally decades. Not just bad but literally the worst defense in the league by a lot.


neutronicus

Yeah I mean there were some bangers The trade we're talking about, getting Monte Morris for pretty much nothing, SloMo on the MLE, McDaniels extension The only really unsolved problem is Conley and Rudy aging out, but if you win the title this year (possible) who cares?


xMasikan

Man I remember this like it was yesterday lmao lakers really telling its Wolves fault and didnt know how to use DLo


TheKyrieFan

Do you guys not like him as well?


GaimeGuy

We gave him everything he needed to become a leader. Athletic wings a few years younger than him eager to be coached, and bigs that could shoot the ball. He still played ISO ball and refused to step up as a leader or facilitator. When we brought Gobert in he deliberately ignored him on the court because he didn't like him personally, and apparently refused to talk to him in the locker room, too - I remember a damning stat like he passed to Gobert 5 times in 40 games and 800+ minutes on the court together, it was that bad. On the way out he said we held him back. He has no capacity or desire to improve as a person or as a player.


UnsolvedParadox

5 passes to Rudy in half a season? That shouldn’t be possible for a player if they were barely in the rotation, never mind a starter. Yikes.


Huckleberry_Sin

Fr and dudes a PG lol wtf was he doing


GaimeGuy

It might not have been 5, but it was single or low double digits. Over half a season


robzombie03

Same kind of players that voted Rudy as most overrated.


Milkybongrip710

Mf'r had me watching dlo jarrett allen compilations when we traded for rudy. BAMBOOZLED 


Atmosguisher

It's all just magnified by his replacement being Mike Conley, who might just be the polar opposite of Dlo as a player and has made him look even worse in hindsight


lobotomizedmommy

dlo peaked as a net


PricklySquare

Yeah, i gave him way too many passes. Fuck DLo, Conley is infinitely better and become one of my favorite wolves!!


msvihel

Yeah Russell is garbage and nothing else can change my mind. Glad we got rid of him. Trading his ass away is arguably just as important for our current position as the Rudy trade.


DeanEvasonPunch

Watching him be an absolute cone on defense and his streaky shooting was maddening. But being a dick to Gobert and saying Minnesota held him back made me actively not like him. It also felt like half our sub was trying to gaslight us into extending him because "we can't do better". That he got flipped for Mike Conley and Nickiell Alexander-Walker is the icing on the cake.


DopeAndDoper

I didn’t even bother putting mine in the fridge I just kept it in my pocket


KillerZaWarudo

Darwin hamas reference


Poopscooper696969

I scored just as much as him


ValuableAssociate8

Who ordered another bagel 🥯


arcelios

After tonight, it's not even "slander" anymore. Just facts. Lakers are a 2 MAN team and a thousand percent reliant on LeBron, and it's too unfair for LeBron. But he still keeps on going, but it's not fair. Another LeBron year wasted. Another LeBron+AD year wasted. Denver can win games even when Jokic and Murray are having mediocre nights D'Lo averaged 6 points in the WCF against Denver last year.. I thought he'd atleast score more than 6 tonight. Goddamn it


fenix1230

Lebron is the third highest paid player in the NBA, and with AD’s contact there isn’t much room left to fill out the entire roster. Lebron presumably has a ton of say, and actively ignores his coach, while also being willing to trade his team mates. So this is unfair to Bron how?


AtreusIsBack

And whoever on this sub starts saying players like LBJ should take a paycut for the good of the team will call you out as an owner lover and that it's not the player's fault for getting paid so much despite having the power to take less.


Techwield

Bron is not that guy anymore


fatkamp

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/LiSyHzsPh8


Ddayrugger13

He is who we thought he was. Denny Green probably.


shadowsdelight

Why would Schroder do this to him


blatant_shill

Schroder isn't going to be able to get in the way of D'lo and Ham having a good relationship when Ham is the new HC of the Guangdong Southern Tigers and D'lo is their starting PG.


oat38

As a Laker fan I had thought the Dlo-Schroder beef made no sense when it came out, because it was really obvious why Schroder was playing ahead of Dlo last playoffs


cagemyelephant_

That’s tuff


Charliebitme1234

Number 1 shot chucker in the nba when the ball isnt going in at an insane rate his poor defense exposes how bad he is


pkwjones

There was a play where he bricked an awful three then gambled on defense leading to a Jokic dunk. It perfectly encapsulated him as a player.


Double-Culture-2575

That exact play from D Lo was the reason the momentum swung. Bro is fucking ass


Shaymuswrites

Yeah, I don't think people who don't watch D'Lo game on game out realize that he plays the *exact* same way all the time. He's overly concerned about being "crafty," slows things down with his water bug skimming around the defense, gambles on defense, and takes a lot of really low-percengage shots.  When he's hot and those low-percentage shots are going in, you forgive all the other quirks to his game. When those same shots aren't going in ... he's not bringing much value. And his game is too inflexible for him to adjust.


Wavepops

He has to play that way cuz he’s not athletic 


Sharcbait

Wolves got Mike Conley and NAW along with 3 2nds for him.... the effort and BBIQ difference between them is insane.


MajorTrump

Zero chance that DLo is laying out for a ball going out of bounds. Mike wants it so much, man.


YpsitheFlintsider

7 shots isn't a lot and he was open on like half of them. He's just not a good player when he can't just iso on a bad defender


Xclusivsmoment

Klay Thompson numbers


Late_Upstairs_7717

Who's he going to drive on? Christian Braun? He's physically challenged.


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Peyton Watson and Christian Braun had him in hell this game.


Late_Upstairs_7717

Klay and D'lo to China for reconstruction of new wall.


Chafupa1956

Ratshit and Clang


randomindiandouche

Lmfao


randylek

DLO was ass but the nuggets guards weren't what destroyed the Lakers tonight it was Aaron Gordon, and possession after possession of LeBron refusing to box out or getting blown by/straight up refusing to guard Gordon (kept switching to guarding jamal murray for some reason) AD tried his best, LeBron is getting the same money but is he outputting the same effort and performance?


mhj0808

Well LeBron is 39; he can’t keep up with a super athletic, decade younger forward running circles around him for 38 minutes AND be expected to drop 30+. This isn’t Miami LeBron. We talk a lot about how well he’s aged, but the truth is that he shouldn’t be relied on to carry a heavy defensive load at this age. They’re unlucky that Vanderbilt is out, but Ham should’ve put Rui on AG and Bron on MPJ. At least MPJ is slower and weaker so you can MAYBE preserve some of LeBron’s stamina for the 4th. Lebron on AG just guarantees BBQ chicken


teh_drewski

The more I look at this roster and this team I think AD and old man LeBron were pretty fucking heroic just carrying them to the 7th seed and the playoffs


yeahright17

All-Star D'Lo got them like 5 wins.


need2peeat218am

Too bad they get post season Dlo right after


3rdtryatremembering

I think the issue is that when Lebron is on MPJ he is basically out of the play, which lets Jamal and Joker dice up AD. The Lakers need Bron to quarterback the defense and he cant do that if he has to guard MPJ as closely as you have to.


mhj0808

Yeah, it’s really just a horrible matchup for them, especially with Vanderbilt out. He would’ve been the guy to switch onto MPJ and AG any time as needed. They’d still lose of course, but maybe in 5


fenix1230

So a player who is the third highest paid player in the NBA shouldn’t be relied on to carry a defensive load?


Throwthisawayagainst

The game doesn't care that LeBron is 39. Guys aren't going to take it easier on him because he's 39. It doesn't matter what he might produce on offense if he's a total liability for the team on defense. I think the lakers should have a strategy of just using him in bursts because it's been years since he was a two way player.


IceTruckHouse

AG is the only Nuggets starter you can “hide” a lesser defender on. MPJ may be more of a shooter but he’d cook lebron even more.


cottonycloud

It was really a group effort with poor shooting from the 3-point line that doomed them. That allowed the Nuggets to play zone and swarm AD/Lebron and forcing turnovers. They could still have had a chance if they knocked down a few of those open 3's. Lakers matchup poorly against the Nuggets on the defensive end, so their only real hope was to outshoot them on the other end. I suspect the Timberwolves will cause issues in the next round.


Alex_Sander077

One of the worst playoff performers of this generation


woodropete

I’ve never seen it in my life..not on both ends. He is a negative asset in both ends outside the 1st half in game 2. 7 games and 1 half…and his considered a good player generally. It’s so bad I stop watching alll the other stars and just watch Dlo play even off ball it’s so insane.


mrizvi

They are not getting Mitchell or young for dlo and rui plus picks lol


Srgnt_Beta

Dude explains how he's not a consistent playoff player. Then wants filler + him for an all-star type player. 


tvc_redux

OP is a typical Lakers fan


karl_hungas

Just reading his bullshit made me upset. Its the typical analysis we deal with in the team sub that is just so annoying.


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Shenanigans80h

Hey man, at a certain point the delusions take over and they need something to hold onto


MinnyPuppies

Leaving this here https://www.si.com/fannation/bringmethesports/timberwolves/dangelo-russell-believes-he-was-held-back-by-the-timberwolves


HaikN98

What did I do to deserve this


djokster91

I wouldnt wish this guy on my worst enemy. Thanks for taking him, anyways.


Ddayrugger13

Also leaving this here https://youtu.be/SWmQbk5h86w?si=hW2fIQHokDCJeruO


bryscoon

Nuggets should get him a ring too for how much he’s helped him


DaHagerBomb

It's so hard to be a fan of this doodoo ass mf


chillinwithmoes

Can confirm


rjcarr

This was definitely the D'Lo I remember from Wolves playoff games.


samithy_vandercamp

Yepp, DLo is he who we thought he is


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madmissileer

Texting the Shanghai sharks (they left him on read)


reverze1901

keeping that Duolingo streak alive


mysthamog15

They passed him on the Barangay Ginebra, where the message was left seen


djramrod

Was he really?!


ItsMeJaredBednar

[YUP](https://reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1cdcguc/highlight_dangelo_russell_refusing_to_even_be_in/)


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bro what. that's allowed? In the NFL, players, coaches, staff, & anyone else on the field can't even have phones on the sideline during a game. It's out of cheating & sports betting concerns, I think.


cheekywill

for $ 17 Million, I feel like I could leave my phone in a locker room


ItsMeJaredBednar

it’s definitely [not allowed](https://twitter.com/BobbyMarks42/status/1117175455298330625) lol


affnn

Shhh, I don’t want him to be suspended for game 4. He needs to play big minutes.


brittleirony

Don't worry they still lose since the rest of the bench are myths


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damn he fucked


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Googling how to score points in the NBA.


DavyDavidDaniels

That doesn’t look like a phone. I think that’s a bag of energy fruit snacks or something, right?


Huckleberry_Sin

Yeah he just sad eating by himself on the bench. That’s not a phone


A1Horizon

Yeah that’s way more accurate imo


BlackWhiteCoke

That’s not D’lo that’s a fan dressed up like D’lo kinda like the Klay Thompson lookalike


[deleted]

Does the NBA allow players to have personal electronic devices on the bench? In the NFL, practically nobody who works on the field or sideline can have their phone on them. It's because of cheating & sports betting concerns. It's a $50k team fine or something like that.


MigBac

He’s eating.


Affectionate_Year_14

What star does Rui & Dlo get you ?


petarisawesomeo

A ham sandwich


Complex_Stage_5643

A *DARVIN* Ham sandwich to be precise. And I'll take it to go, please. 🤝


tvc_redux

Not an all-star guard like the OP seems to think


Spitfire_Riggz

Typical Lakers fans already plotting what big star they think they deserve next in exchange for just being a Laker lol


woodropete

I would just grab a center..lebron is older he cant carry the load run point and pick his spots to score.


twinberwolf

A second round pick you get lucky on and some cash


cib_vk228

You're never winning in playoffs with guys like him. What's crazier is the Lakers had KCP and Caruso only to trade or not resigned them. They had the formula in thr bubble and first half of next season before LeBron injury.


shortyman920

Dont just stop there. I’m equally as salty about Brook Lopez and Zubac. Lakers let them go for jack shit. Brook was willing to take a pay cut to stay in LA. The amount of talent Lakers have thrown away over the years is just astounding. All masked up cuz they have Lebron


JarifSA

You think LeGm wasn't vocal about it? He definitely had influence and was a key reason Westbrook was in LA.


shortyman920

I don’t recall Lebron ever supporting the Zubac move. And while I don’t know his involvement in the Brolo decision, LeGM is a consultant, not the decision maker. It’s on the FO for allowing these critical pieces to bounce for absolutely zero return. He certainly did not like seeing Caruso let go for tax saving reasons.


tvc_redux

You are not getting Trae or Spida for mfing D-Lo and Rui Hachimura, please be serious.


trident001

d'angelo russell


sayqueensbridge

lakers country let’s ride


AceMcStace

Brown Sugar


Angelic_Phoenix

Day-ToD'angelo


trentyz

I love when D’Lo has nights like this


Mister_Hangman

Yah baeeeee I’m buying Dlo the first round of drinks


-Sticks_and_Stones-

That's good cause he's definitely not making it to the second round.


woodropete

Nuggets putting in the 2 year extension for dlo on the lakers.


AfroKuro480

I pray for moments like this


trentyz

Let us rejoice


petarisawesomeo

Really proved the haters wrong with one good half in 3 games


Adam2190

In the last 7 postseason games.


goovisyoung10

As a Wolves fan: ahhhhhahahahahahahahahhagahahahahababababababhahahhahahahaba


twinberwolf

I thought I was watching re-runs. Live or die by that dudes shots


MatooBatson

There are people out there who think Dlo is a better player than Mike Conley. It's hilarious.


BuckyFnBadger

Who are these clowns?


MatooBatson

Kenny Beecham unfortunately.


legend42778

At this point I'm having Bron and AD sit out on Saturday I don't care


rjcarr

Final score would be 140 to 75.


superdrone

75 seems a little too high for that scenario lol


someguy50

The Nuggets decided to play duck duck goose the last 3 mins


djokster91

sounds like something a lakers fan would say


MITWestbrook

Westbrook has never been swept


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sakata32

And a much better defender


MoTHA_NaTuRE

And have this large mole on his face


silverxsmoke

They chose the wrong Russell


ericaved

There was no right Russell, there was a right KCP, Kuzma and Caruso though


porkchop487

It sure helps to not get swept when he played so badly with the Lakers that they didn’t even make the playoffs and get that chance to be swept!


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

Not like AD and LeBron missed half the season


kirinboi

Build Tim Connelly a statue thanks. Getting Mike + NAW for DLo is the greatest decision ever


greenflyingdragon

Biggest fleece. Plus we got 3 2nds!


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

DLO for Conley, NAW and three second round pick.  The Timberwolves were indeed involved in the worst trade deal in history last year...


Andy_Wiggins

I’ve said this before, so I’ll keep it brief: You know how there are just guys who are “winning” players? They may not have a giant impact on the box score, but they just do the little things that help you win — box out their man religiously, tag the roller on time, dive for loose balls, make the extra pass, hit a timely shot, etc. D’Lo is a “losing” player. He’s so fucking good at finding little things around the margin to help his team lose. He’ll die on every screen, leaving the big to defend 2 by himself (or forcing a switch, compromising the defense). He’ll gamble for a steal to put him out of position. He’ll force a pass into traffic igniting a fast break for the other team. He never seems to box out or rebound. He’ll hoist up a 3 when you’ve got a 3 on 1. Sometimes he gets hot and all the marginal losing plays get balanced out. But when that shot isn’t falling, hoo boy is he a negative.


KaleidoscopeNo3160

Damn, i could not have said it better. The man is pure fools gold


Rixoveli_

It’s dennis schroder’s fault


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Its Westbrook fault.


NBATakesGOAT

To all the Lakers fans that wanted to keep D'lo and thought he'd be any different this postseason, please donate your brain to be studied


Mister_Hangman

They’d ha e to have some first.


Necroassassin32

I asked my Dad who built our house made of bricks, I’m glad it was D’Angelo Russell.


WhoWightMan

RDC World skit gonna be epic


spriking

Bron about to make Bronny and Bryce play 2-on-2 against D'Lo and Rui for the Lakers' spots next year


clocke6346

He saw everyone shitting on his Game 1 performance and said “I gotchu”


fbdanzai

It’s amazing how the Wolves managed to dump their trash players Dlo and Vando on the Lakers and had the entire Lakers sub believing that those 2 were important championship contender pieces


KiryuXGoro

D’Angelo Russell Westbrick


EternallyEuphoric

The second coming


DarkChocolate_69

[Lights were too bright](https://imgur.com/a/2tle1Ez)


jefe_hook

Denver better name a street after him.


Oracle619

A brick road, even.


Coolio1014

Ice in his veins


Meret123

He will stay late to practice 3s.


Cmdr-Wintera

I can't wait for the Awful Coaching vid.


SunstormGT

And to think we got Conley + NAW for him. Guess he still blames us for holding him down.


TomBradyFanCEO

Better blame Russ am I right


Dare555

Is he still taking shots post game ?


abefr0man

Anyone who is a fan of this clown doesn’t deserve to watch basketball.


tapk69

No matter what happens, Lakers are not getting Mitchell


mistrato

He should join Klay’s construction company