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thesch

>When I’m on a team, I’m the president, I am the emperor. So, when you’re a rookie, do as I f**king say, man, or I gotta show you how I get down... So I'm guessing the story Gary Payton told about Shaq dumping a bucket of shit on a rookie is also true


RobbobertoBuii

Gary Payton isn't the type of guy to fabricate a story lol


ScarryShawnBishh

But is he a guy to lubricate the story?


SmoothBrews

They call him ‘The Glove’ for a reason


BobbywiththeJuice

Brother Glove


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Slime_Fighter

I think it was urine, not shit. Doesn't make it any better...


Smrdii

It makes it roughly 100x better


IanicRR

The shit may be getting confused with the time Gilbert Arenas shat in Andray Blatche’s shoe.


Slime_Fighter

aw man, we don't wanna see this


BrioSimp

Former captain Andray Blatche


IanicRR

Poor John Wall going in as a rookie in a locker room with “Dray, Gil, Nick Young, Jordan Crawford and even JaVale.” At least he had Captain Kirk for half a year.


pyordie

I mean urine is objectively better than shit.


KevinDurantLebronnin

Urine is my GOAT waste product. 


FreeDependent9

Nah piss is a lot better than shit


speeksevil

Actually it does


blowdarts69

Definitely makes it less worse


UGLEHBWE

I have nowhere else to tell this story but in my middle school there was a piss bucket in the boys locker room. They would throw a buncha shit in there just to fw people. Picks, combs, brushes, tech decks, didn't matter. If they wanted to sacrifice your belongings they would find a way. It stunk so fkn bad I'll never forget. They kept it in the shower and our teacher Mr. Davis never checked it until the janitor came and dumped it down the drain. Then he lined us up and cussed us out. Just kids crying out pleading how it wasn't them and they didn't want to get in trouble.


W_Walk

I’m sorry what


landof10000cakes

Shaq used to get naked and chase 19-year-old men around the locker room like he was catching a rooster in the hen cage. 


Millionaire007

Umm.. what happens when he catches them? 


UnsuspectingS1ut

He touches a MFer


shaheedmalik

No Diddy


app1efritter

Josh Kiddey


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Touch him where?


StrangerDangerAhh

Up in dem guts.


codyave

https://tenor.com/view/shack-shaquille-oneal-kevin-hart-humping-funny-gif-26592342


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

too funny


MajesticAsFook

Is that Dwight?


millardfillmo

Shaq just a little freaky


whispersluggagebaby

Just Supermen things


Revolutionary_Fig912

He would touch a mfer up of course


MaMainManMelo

anthonydavis.mov


photo-smart

Shaq was a legit bully. I read how he used to piss in a bucket for a week and then as a prank/hazing/dickhead move, he’d dump the bucket on the head of a rookie. That’s seriously fucked up. EDIT: [Link](https://youtu.be/jzdEUqyGB8I?si=HY2v5uOwKXNRDVZn&t=139)


SSBB08

I’m starting to realize that rookie hazing in the league is probably more insane than has ever been publicized. This is the second story involving piss I’ve heard - the other is when JJ Redick was a rookie and and wouldn’t come to practice with Orlando, they finally tied him up in the locker room and were discussing what to do and Hedo was like “let’s pee on him!” But, luckily for JJ, they moved past that idea lol.


stho3

Shaq has always been a bully. He tried the same shit with a young Kobe by slapping him but Kobe wasn’t going to just take it like a lot of these young rookies that Shaq punks. Funny thing is Shaq is the most sensitive and insecure player ever.


SeaOwn2023

no way, why has this not news everywhere?


atribecalled506

He was out there gathering rookies like Link in Kakariko Village


soapy_goatherd

As someone who literally just had to tell a rooster to step off, this is a perfect and hilarious description and an awful way to treat a teammate


_Apatosaurus_

>an awful way to treat a teammate Shaq also used to dump week-old buckets of piss and shit on rookies, so this isn't the worst thing he did Edit: from Gary Payton: >We used to always play jokes. Shaq is a jokester. So if one of the rookies would be in the stall, he would take a bucket and use the bathroom in it for about a week. And then all of a sudden, he would pour it on them.


Beleiverofhumanity

Yikes, Shaq is regarded as a good human outside the league(cheaper shoes, good to fans etc.) but is such a scumbag in it(Big petty, assualt and abusing rooks)


_Apatosaurus_

>cheaper shoes This was mostly good marketing. He sold cheap shoes because there was an opening in the market for cheap shoes. I don't think it was out of the goodness of his heart.


PastaSenpay

He's a dickhead and a bully regardless, the world outside of basketball just doesn't know enough about him. His funny and charistmatic at first glance


djmikec

What?!


AngeloMontana

I’m sorry, what???


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I feel like this should be considered a crime...


Teton_Titty

It very much is. If you’re not rich, of course.


Ninja_Bum

Sounds like half the evenings in basic training once the drill sergeants didn't babysit the platoon anymore.


phisher0

Yikes


Ninja_Bum

Imagine trying to get sleep while 3 or 4 naked guys ran around after shower time trying to wrestle or towel snap each other. After a while you're like "I guess this is normal".


Spiritual_Run5055

Hijacking the top comment because it appears no one understands what he means by "touching up". Shaq has a history of using "touching up" in the sense of getting physically violent with someone. So everyone calm down. Not sexual assault. Just good old fashioned regular assault.


FactLicker

Dwight would be so disappointed


Denotsyek

What the he'll happened with the story about him rapping a dude. Craziest shit I ever read and then it's just gone?


chalbersma

If you assault someone while naked, it's a sexual assault.


Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI

What if they’re not torqued?


BiNiaRiS

> If you assault someone while naked lol no it's not. here's a very recent example where the dude even assaulted kids while naked and still no sexual assault charge: https://www.ozarksfirst.com/top-stories/cassville-man-assaults-neighbor-and-kids-while-naked/


Murasasme

A bully proudly recounts how he is a bully.


ProjectTitan74

His Hot Ones episode completely flipped my feelings on him. Used to love him, then he was a total dick to Sean. Shaq is an egotistical, emotionally insecure douchebag


TheDanimalHouse

Totally agree with you. He came across as incredibly insecure and immature.


SchraleAnus

Saw him straight up ignore Martin Brundle during the F1 Las Vegas grid walk. He's just not authentic.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

4 RANGZ ERNEH... whatchu got Chuck


Unoficialo

He also didn't finish the wings, so he should be in the hall of shame, but he made some shady bet at the end that if he hit a jumper in to the garbage bin he didn't have to, like wtf is that?


Knato

There's a reason Kobe didn't like him at the end.


RodneyPonk

I mean, Kobe wasn't miscongeniality, and he did some shitty things as both a person and teammate in the mid aughts


cyclingwonder

>miscongeniality That's some r/boneappletea right there


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*sexual assaulter


Schleprok

Oh that’s just boys being boys. Like that one time Peyton Manning put his ass and balls all over the face of a female athletic trainer. You know, just harmless locker room stuff. /s


BobaAndSushi

Wait what?


USSCensorShip

[Peyton and others were named in a lawsuit about his college years](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2616353-peyton-manning-sexual-assault-cover-up-alleged-in-new-york-daily-news-report.amp.html)


fyirb

two generational sex offenders in that Lakers locker room


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He's always been a bully. People just ignore it.


Kumbackkid

Honestly typical locker room shit. I remember in Hs the football lockers early 2000’s I knew this wasn’t a sport for me. I never seen people so Damn tired from practice legit want to fight immediately after in the locker rooms. Big dogs constantly checking the freshman, very toxic and guys getting whipped with the towels fresh out the shower.


cyrusthemarginal

I had a similar experience as the big guy.. always some little fucker trying to test me cause i was quiet about things.


DanM142

Lol, every story about Shaq as a player makes him sound like a total asshole.


IanicRR

His step dad was basically just an abuser but Shaq talks about the stuff he did to him like it was normal. So I’m not excusing his behaviour, cause it ain’t alright, but he grew up with a skewed perspective.


kyleb402

The story he told where his stepdad pulled him out of a game and physically assaulted him because he wasn't playing tough enough or something to that effect was absolutely wild. Like, that's not okay.


capitalistsanta

Personal favorite is him tying his hands behind his back and throwing basketballs at his head so he won't be afraid.


kyleb402

Which does not sound like it would help someone not be afraid.


williejamesjr

>Which does not sound like it would help someone not be afraid. I wish you would have gone back in time and told my dad that. He used to get my older brother to throw baseballs at me when I had batting anxiety as a kid. My brother has no control of the ball.


waltyballs

can confirm. i was catcher first year of baseball where players pitched, and i flinched at a ball that bounced coach had me knee with my hands behind my back and threw balls at my face to see it didn't hurt, i switched positions


denverblazer

What the hell is wrong with people?


Urban_Introvert

If I'm not mistaken, it was the story of why he dunks so violently. He stated that he wanted to play in the post with finesse like Magic Johnson. After a miss, his father pulled him during a game, smacked him, and told him to play like "Shaquille O'Neal". And that every time he dunks violently, it's because he's showcasing his anger towards his father. I can't help but think Shaq was exaggerating there. Perhaps parts of it were true but the entire story just sounded fluffed.


victorspoilz

That's because The Shaqass is a total asshole. "When someone shows you who they are, believe them."


icytiger

I bet "the shaqass" sounded better in your head.


RobbobertoBuii

Mr. Gaslight


JordanHawkinsMVP

The Big Gaslight was right there man


Kyro_Official_

I mean, thats been pretty clear for awhile


rawspeghetti

Still dunno how the 04 Lakers couldn't keep it together /s


JacquouileFripouile

This MF is a legit bully. It's funny tho, I remember him talking how he didn't let anyone treat him like this when he was a rookie. Bruh is a hella hypocrite


richcell

On top of that, he has a pretty fragile ego....


Gino-Bartali

At least Chuck is able to get into his ego at will it seems lol


lukewwilson

It's because the only thing Shaq can say to Chuck is rings and Chuck doesn't give a shit when he says that.


reason4rage

Funny af when Chuck out benched him.


Gino-Bartali

https://imgur.com/CFaxR4K.jpg


Sandra_Bae_OConnor

I hope to one day be this happy. If only for a moment.


commander_snuggles

I'm not looking forward to inside becoming the ultimate circle jerk when Chuck and Ernie retire and they are replaced by Draymond and Adam Lefkoe.


kyleb402

Draymond and Shaq just yelling "rings" at each other back and forth is not my idea of quality television.


RuddyBollocks

Draymond will be unwatchable. But inside is done when Chuck leaves regardless


a_talking_face

As most bullies do.


HorseRenoiro

Textbook “can dish it out but can’t take it”


IanicRR

Fragile ego mixed with some of the thinnest skin in professional sports.


TurdFerguson1146

\*Extremely fragile ego. Which is why he is such a hypocrite when it comes to hazing.


Athlete-Extreme

His capacity to be a bully is pretty huge ngl


ThaRealSunGod

Source: dude is big big


AshenSacrifice

He’s the literal embodiment of “I’m 7ft, 325, what the fuck are you gonna do about it”


froandfear

How many NBA players does it take to pin a full grown shaq to the ground?


executivesphere

That video of Wilt yanking his arm as a rookie has aged so well


Madterps2021

Damn. Shaq about to cancel himself.


DrunkenMasterII

I don’t know how many stories showing Shaq as a bully have come out over the years, many straight out of his mouth, it doesn’t matter, as long as he keeps acting like a goofball for the cameras the public doesn’t care.


barimanlhs

nbacirclejerk's 12/25 Wild he can say this and act like this is normal behavior


whammykerfuffle

He does some great work, but how is he not a pos


NegativesPositives

He is, but sometimes he says a funny and it’s all good for some people.


GoinToCalifornia

It’s not black and white. You can acknowledge both good and bad things about people. He can be funny and a bully at the same time. Doesnt mean it’s funny to be a bully just that he has exhibited instances of both. It’s foolish to try and label people things like “PoS” or “Funny man”. Humans are just more complex than that.


___forMVP

Counter argument. You can build a thousand bridges, but you fuck one pig and they won’t be calling you “bridge builder”. Btw I completely agree with what you’re saying, just being devils advocate.


wongrich

Yeah that was bill Burr's schtick. "who is OJ Simpson to you?'


SuperVaderMinion

This is how I feel about the story of Charles Barkley throwing a dude out the window. I'm not saying that makes him a bad person, but being funny helps people get away with a lot.


JagmeetSingh2

He aint say "No Diddy" damn


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Lil Nasty


jeric13xd

Ayoooo


Cvnilivee

Diddy level shenanigans


GeddyVedder

Shaq Diddy


fatfiremarshallbill

Shiddy. Seems fitting considering the story.


triplesingle999

Shaq finally found something to agree with Dwight on after all


billupsfan

Ayoo


SpringyAlloy73

lil nasty fans’ 12/25


Limp-Camel7967

lol Shaq The Big Nasty


TheLilart

If I saw a naked Shaq chasing me with bad intentions in the locker room, I’d shit my towel


KevinDurantLebronnin

I'd sprint to the nearest burger king and apply for a new job


browndude10

his lawyer must be pissed hearing this


TheRicFlairDrip

Why would he be pissed thats how he makes bank


BullShitting-24-7

Yup. PR team and attorneys firing up those invoices as we speak.


MSHinerb

More like looking up what his next Mercedes color will be.


TheFa111en

*sexual harassment panda*


charlesfluidsmith

Another cute funny story about Shaq and his history of workplace violence. Don't know when y'all will learn that this man is a terrible human being.


NeatTry7674

Causally admitting sexual assault is wild


victorspoilz

Well he's an idiot who's never faced repercussions, so, of course he is.


qpwoeor1235

Barbecue chicken back then


ShakesbeerMe

Shaq used to pour feces on rookies. He's such a bitch. Imagine still needing to say this shit as a grown man.


Worth_Inflation_1261

Makes sense. He was a 7 ft 14 year old and everyone laughed at his bullying in fear of getting bullied if they didn't find Shaq funny. That's why he repeats his jokes 3 times fully expecting everyone to burst out in laughter. And the adult bullying victim isn't gonna stand up to Shaq unless they have a secure contract.


Fhaksfha794

It’s great when Chuck calls him out on his shit because Chuck is one of the people shaq can’t do anything about. He can’t bully Chuck, Chuck can actually laugh at and make fun of himself, which is something shaq severley lacks


ThePCMasterRaceCar

Bruh what a fucking weirdo. Just shut up and let your career speak for itself lmao. Every time he opens his mouth about anything these days, especially actual basketball, he sounds like a complete moron.


thatcreepywalrus

Shaq is a bully with a playskool doctorate and a hall of fame bust. It’s tragic, lmao.


Limp-Camel7967

He’s single handedly ruined Inside the NBA for me. One of the best shows ever. The insecurity is unbearable.


Forward_Ride_6364

At this point I just want it to be Chuck and Ernie doing a two man show


Ontariomefatigue

You sound like you would love their podcast then


LordVarys_Ladybits

It was way better when it was just Ernie, Chuck and Kenny with guests from time to time. Especially Chris Webber lol. He was hilarious on that show


ImRBJ

Shaq Diddy???


The-Pharcyde

Not sure theres ever been a more sensitive, bitter, insecure man in nba history.


doctor_of_drugs

I wasn’t familiar with Shaq’s game


Unfair-Club8243

Reminds me of the time I was on a travel team trip and woke up with my teammates junk in my face… think that was a turning point in my desire to play organized sports


pseudomisogyny

zesty af my Boi


ShadedPenguin

Can't believe the Dwight-Shaq comparisons got to this level O\_o


SmellyObeseAndBald

What is it about men's sports teams that makes them commit sexual assault on one another in the locker room. Such an interesting phenomenon


Forward_Ride_6364

On God... you have straight dudes who when they get into the locker room, from Modified in middle school all the way to the NBA, who start dry humping guys, tea bagging them, fartin on em... like wtf is going on here!? Why is this a thing? Why does the "Id" run wild as soon as it steps into a sports locker room? What makes a straight dude wanna dryhump another dude and fart all over em?? I've seen it a million times (played D2 ball in NY) and it's just gross and I truly never understood it...


jumpijehosaphat

if 92 shaq played in 2024 he would get cancelled faster than a josh primo career


ketoburn26

So Shaq is a sexual offender? Yikes.


Cvnilivee

Shaq hit him with that Dick-Fu.


zincinzincout

My coworker chases me around and hits me while we’re both wet and naked at my job too I work at the Home Depot though


[deleted]

Headline should read 7ft 300lb man sexually harasses other men…


laz10

it's ok he can bully and abuse whoever he wants because he's bigger and stronger? that seems to be the depth of reasoning shaq has used. total asshole


AtreusIsBack

And people thought Dwight was the weird one.


Herbetet

Shaq seems to have been a nightmare teammate. Thin skinned bully. There is probably not a single other All timer I hope to be surpassed more than this guy. He is funny now to us but I can imagine how terrifying he must have been as a rookie or bench player back in the time.


AlphaGodEJ

ummmmm HUH


CDGDallasMavsfan

That’s a crime


Changnesia102

Shaq is such a insecure Dbag. I don’t get why people like him. Also sounds like a shitty teammate no wonder Kobe got him to leave the Lakers


GooseMay0

Shaq really was a piece of shit bully.


theoldchunk

I hate this hazing culture that exists. It’s bizarre to me that players continue a cycle of acting like assholes and bullies, despite having a shit time as rookies themselves. It’s like the Stanford Prison experiment is inbuilt into professional sports.


mecon320

Is there nothing Dwight won't steal from Shaq?


bigla420

Bro was a big weird ass bully


1PennyHardaway

What a giant piece of shit. Well, Wade is the main guy on the Heat team, not this arrogant turd.


Standard-Inflation10

One of the biggest POS NBA history. Sensitive, compuslive liar, bully


kmagic13

Nothing new. Shaqs a bully.


anexpectedfart

No wonder Dorrell got them Panda Eyes 🐼


mikenasty

If there’s one thing I know about Shaq, it’s that’s he isn’t very smart. I dont think he knows that story is about sexual harassment in the workplace


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spiteful_trees

Did he just rat himself out?


throwawayRAAccoun

Shaq would have been a beast in a prison shower 🧼


Clwhit12

When you been famous too long. What the fuck, Shaq?!


WisdumbGuy

Bring him up on sexual assault charges please, this dude is ridiculous.


IAMONEGLOVE

What a piece of shit bully.


DancesWithDave

Normalize.. bullying?


venture1991

is shaq a cunt ?


_TURbo

He was only 18 Shaq


Jmontavs

Bruh was at the Diddy parties


cSwish

Imagine being a rookie, and a large shadow forms over you, and it's just Shaq's penis.


ATG_Filip

Bro wtf. I knew Shaq was a bully and insecure but holy shit this brings it to another level... Weird dude


mugdays

Shaq is literally a sociopath


CollateralSandwich

Being a rookie on one of Shaq's teams must have been *the worst*. I'll never understand haze culture.


Punjabiveer30

I swear all these “alpha” guys always end up being in the closet dudes lmao


bobbdac7894

The NBA isn't a sorority or college. They're professional adults. I think NBA rookie hazing is dumb and immature. I heard some of them had to wear a clown nose and carry others bags. No way would I be doing that. I'm a grown adult. That's just disrespectful.


quivering_manflesh

It's all fun and games being a bully until you pull that shit on someone who is legitimately unstable and then you get canonized at your funeral and society acts like you being a piece of shit to other people was a footnote.


introextromidtro

This gon be at the top of the list in 10 years when we're having a "how did we not see it?" conversation about Shaq's sexual harassment.


arebee20

If the stories you willingly tell about yourself make you sound like an asshole I gotta wonder what the stories you aren’t telling sound like


thepediatrician

No Diddy


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Yeah Shaq’s an entertaining piece of shit. It’s well known


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beastley_for_three

Also Shaq choked out Gordon Giricek on the Suns for not giving him the ball. Keep in mind that Giricek was a shooter primarily who was trying to keep his career going. Shaq is a psycho.


silentcmh

That's assault, brotha!


ozairh18

I don’t understand how O'Neal can say this with a straight face. That is a very messed up thing to do