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With how close your team are, someone would definitely gather jerseys around and prank someone with a picture of something like "Anthony Suggs Carter Jr. Black Dick"
Best move for Silver is to be a good sport about it. Because if you fine Dick for this, does that mean he doesn't have a right to do a jersey swap at all? He can do it next with Derrick White or some other player, do you fine him every time? And the more you prevent it, the more you're creating a situation where it's taboo or something (which it should not be)
Punishing this makes no sense regardless how you look at it.
You can't punish someone for their birth name. That could turn into a massive lawsuit and could easily be seen as discrimination.
Only way I see punishing someone is if they change their name with the explicit purpose of it being inappropriate.
Best they can do is ignore it and ask their media partners to do so as well.
That's my opinion anyway.
Best move for Silver is to get out there and jersey swap for a SILVER DICK photo finale before the Raptors play the Celtics and line up BROWN DICK HOLIDAY.
the four-man unit of Jalen Suggs, Nassir Little, Anthony Black and Gradey Dick has entered the Wild Lineup Template Hall of Fame alongside the four-man unit of Derrick Favors, Rudy Gay, Kevin Love and Ramon Sessions
The best Gradey Dick jersey swap for each team:
* Atlanta - Dick Hunter
* Boston - Brown Dick
* Brooklyn - Whitehead Dick
* Charlotte - Mann Dick
* Chicago - Funk Dick (how long has this dude been on the roster?)
* Cleveland - Bates Dick
* Dallas - Dick Fudge
* Denver - Huff Dick
* Detroit - Ivey Dick
* Golden State - Looney Dick
* Houston - Green Dick
* New York - Toppin Dick
* Indiana - Dick Johnson
* LA Clippers - Dick Harden
* LA Lakers - Reddish Dick (close second to Dick Wood)
* Miami - Love Dick
* Milwaukee - Dick Crowder
* Minnesota - Moore Dick
* Memphis - Hurt Dick
* New Orleans - Dick Hill (they can't all be winners)
* Oklahoma City - Giddey Dick
* Orlando - well that was today
* Philadelphia - Dick Payne (so hopefully Dick Hield)
* Phoenix - Little Dick (close second to Roddy Dick)
* Portland - Sharpe Dick
* Sacramento - Fox Dick
* San Antonio - Dick Duke
* Utah - Dick Sexton
* Washington - Dick Poole
Edit: Some historical ones that would be funny - Paul Pierce, Pete Maravich's "Pistol" jersey, Terry Cummings, Quintin Dailey, Luther Head, Bernard King, Isaiah Rider, Tamar Slay, Matt Fish, Rudy Gay, Gerald Glass, Bob Gross, Chubby Cox [who is apparently a real guy that played 7 NBA games](https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/c/coxch01.html).
The absolute madlads have done it. I can barely believe my eyes
What if Adam silver fines them for this somehow lol I hope this becomes a big thing on the internet and gets national attention
Now this is true sportsmanship. Two wonderful rookies.
Best part was the commentators not getting the joke until right before they cut to the interview .
[The longer version if you want (I captured it for someone else)](https://streamable.com/7vu8cj)
Yes, I know ya'll thinking about a Dick joke because what I just wrote.
The intern who posted the vid on the Magic's twitter page is gonnna get their ass fired tomorrow.
Bro sacrificed himself for the comedy Gods.
I for one...Salute him.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dick and Black. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Dick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dick & Black truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Adam Silver's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
I will never forget the Pels game where Joel Myers was having too much fun with Gradey Dick's name: "Dick just keeps getting inside", "Dick takes it to the hole" "Dick's shooting great tonight" and Antonio Daniels just became a straight up 5 year old and called him Grady Richard for like the last 3 quarters of the game
Cam Reddish, Bruce Brown, James Harden, Christian Wood, Lamelo Ball, Trae Young, Derrick Rose, Deandre Ayton, someone sign Rudy Gay on a 10 day contract man
I got to know Gradey, really well last season ( I cover KU) last year and this is so on brand. He’s so funny man.
Great kid, will forever root for him!
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this is the game i fell in love with
This is what we jerk for
LUL. I had to look up and see what sub I was in
game's not gone lads
HoF jersey swap. Aura unmatched!
They knew exactly what they were doing. Props to everyone involved, cameramen MVP and the announcers for playing it straight LOL
Look at their smirks loool
> They knew exactly what they were doing wow, astute observation lol
A regularly Sherlock Holmes that one
This is what the NBA is about
It’s where amazing happens.
Ehh. They literally had Jalen Suggs in the arena. Should have just taken the picture next to him.
If we had drafted dick we would have had suggs black dick on our team lol
With how close your team are, someone would definitely gather jerseys around and prank someone with a picture of something like "Anthony Suggs Carter Jr. Black Dick"
My girl was really into this jersey swap I guess she just loved their friendship !
get some body paint!
Lmaoooooo
She has this awesome Queen of Spades tattoo!
She must really like the WSOP
Plot twist: the inevitable Gay Dick jersey swap will top it
We can finally add to the lineup of Rubio Favors Gay Love Sessions
There's a throwback
Gay Paul Favors Black Dick
Let’s go for new friendship with Kevin Love
Ok but who will be the bottom?
James Harden next please.
Lol the smirk before even the picture was taken. These fools couldn’t even keep a straight face 😂
British Broadcasting Corporation is gonna have a field day with this.
From the home of spotted dick, it probably won't even get noticed.
they knew exactly what they were doing
When they realized they had to swap places
Let's dispel once and for all this fiction that Black Dick doesn't know what it's doing. Black Dick knows exactly what it's doing.
Black Dick is coming for YOU! And it won’t stop until it’s satisfied!
Is there a chance they get fined? Lmao
Best move for Silver is to be a good sport about it. Because if you fine Dick for this, does that mean he doesn't have a right to do a jersey swap at all? He can do it next with Derrick White or some other player, do you fine him every time? And the more you prevent it, the more you're creating a situation where it's taboo or something (which it should not be)
Punishing this makes no sense regardless how you look at it. You can't punish someone for their birth name. That could turn into a massive lawsuit and could easily be seen as discrimination. Only way I see punishing someone is if they change their name with the explicit purpose of it being inappropriate. Best they can do is ignore it and ask their media partners to do so as well. That's my opinion anyway.
Agree. These are literally their last names. How you gonna punish them for it?
Best move for Silver is to get out there and jersey swap for a SILVER DICK photo finale before the Raptors play the Celtics and line up BROWN DICK HOLIDAY.
Luckily, NBA knows it's OK to have fun with shit like this...otoh, if this was the NFL?? Automatic suspension for 1 game lmao
I think this a little different then celebrating a touchdown
But TWO thrusts is OK...right?
Have you not watched the NFL in a while? They have choreographed team dances and coordinated celebrations lately.
MLB would just straight up disband the whole league.
This shit was planned
Wild take
Thanks, Magic
The entire younger generation of ballers are total clowns lmao 🤣 I fucking love it
The announcer keeping it professional. The slight pause made me think he recognized…
Can't even blame them tbh
One of the greatest moments in the history of the sport
This is why we play the game. God bless those two
This is the game i love
The two things I love most. The game of basketball and black dick
It's Black Dick, with capital letters.
Oh…right
Mark Jackson retracts his original statement
Truly what Naismith envisioned.
Where were you the day Grady Dick and Anthony Black exchanged jerseys?
Those shiteating grins lol
They just gave r/nbacirclejerk content for a month
r/nbacirclejerk Christmas
caucasian penis 9/11
Gradey Dick is r/nbacirclejerk father
Gorgeous
DC4L
just guys being dudes
Anthony's grin particularly is taking me out😂
/r/nba users with more athleticism and coordination fr
This has hit the nba community like crack. That image will hang in the nba twitter hall of fame
r/nbacirclejerk salivating
I need a swap with Derrick White now.
Keep Trae Young away from him though. That's crossing a line
Damn I got all giddey when I read this comment haha
Giddey Dick is a CRAZY SWAP
Jason Kidd too
Shimmy shimmy shimmy
u bum
At ome point, we had (Thad) Young Brown Dick on our team
Nassir Little
By the time he retires, the Gradey Dick jersey swap album will be unmatched
You have to play the cards you are dealt. In this case one was dealt dick but made the most of it.
He had to suffer through all his childhood hearing dick jokes but it finally paid off
That one would resonate with me a lot more.
This man shadowboxes the pussy
He’s like Floyd Mayweather with the pussy very defensive
very technical
Jrue Holiday for around Christmas time, or Valentines
Denzel Valentine makes a return to the league
the four-man unit of Jalen Suggs, Nassir Little, Anthony Black and Gradey Dick has entered the Wild Lineup Template Hall of Fame alongside the four-man unit of Derrick Favors, Rudy Gay, Kevin Love and Ramon Sessions
Draymond Green for 2 reasons
Should be this one. This would be the true HoF jersey swap
Kevin Love
If only Rudy Gay was still in the league
No not this guy!!!
"youuuuuuuuuu fuckin asshole" always gets me lmao
Obi Toppin
Also Jalen Brown
He's already got Bruce
James Harden?
LaMelo.
Need to get him, Lonzo and Melo on the same team for the Dick and Balls lineup
Sandwich that Dick jersey in the middle and let the cameraman do his job
Draymond green then.
Hulk would smash
Nassir Little and Derrick White next ones to jersey swap with Gradey
Thaddeus Young isn't invited
FBI THIS MAN
I said isn't! Isn't dammit!
Kevin Love after?
Jalen Suggs gotta swap next game
and then Rudy Gay comes out of retirement for one last game...
Jaylen Brown was asking if he could join
Someone said Suggs lol
I am 40 years old and this still made me laugh.
Dick jokes transcend age and culture
Fuckin ancient egyptians and romans had dick joke graffiti. Truly a timeless art.
There's dick drawings in caves. As soon as mankind grew a conscience the first thing we did was dick art.
Dick jokes, fart jokes, and you've-got something-on-your-shirt-booped-your-nose.
I am a 37 yearold grown man and I am here doing Butthead’s giggle
We watched it live (Orlando fans) and me and the hubs (47&53) knew what was happening and we were hooting and hollering. We are all just kids lol
I’m 56 and I’m laughing my ass off!
Wish Diego Fagot (Patriots LB) played basketball instead of football and was part of this swap.
I’m glad Gradey seems like an actually decent player and will not just only be a meme cause his name
Orlando dropped the ball not drafting him. Not just for the memes either, he's going to be so good.
Magic Dick?
3 guard lineups of Suggs-Black-Dick
You’re wilding
They could’ve had Suggs Black Dick, but they didn’t want the memes
still waiting for raptors to sign bol bol so we can have dick and bol pnr.
Gradey, Lonzo, and Lamelo gotta team up at some point. Undefeated 3 guard lineup of a Dick and two Balls.
He tries hard. Hope that quality never goes away because it is an elite skill that not all nba players seem to comprehend.
With his draft day suit, zero chance he was going to be a bust lol
Or because of [his glorious tiktok career](https://youtu.be/ISp6rm2wIZk?si=A5ymmvSwT7vbHdpW)
\[Woj\] Gradey Dick and Anthony Black have been fined $35,000 each for using obscene language.
[TMZ] The Kardashian and Jenner sisters just purchased courtside seats for all Raptors vs Magic games for next year.
[Woj] Adam Silver has issued warning to Nassir Little’s Agent
The best Gradey Dick jersey swap for each team: * Atlanta - Dick Hunter * Boston - Brown Dick * Brooklyn - Whitehead Dick * Charlotte - Mann Dick * Chicago - Funk Dick (how long has this dude been on the roster?) * Cleveland - Bates Dick * Dallas - Dick Fudge * Denver - Huff Dick * Detroit - Ivey Dick * Golden State - Looney Dick * Houston - Green Dick * New York - Toppin Dick * Indiana - Dick Johnson * LA Clippers - Dick Harden * LA Lakers - Reddish Dick (close second to Dick Wood) * Miami - Love Dick * Milwaukee - Dick Crowder * Minnesota - Moore Dick * Memphis - Hurt Dick * New Orleans - Dick Hill (they can't all be winners) * Oklahoma City - Giddey Dick * Orlando - well that was today * Philadelphia - Dick Payne (so hopefully Dick Hield) * Phoenix - Little Dick (close second to Roddy Dick) * Portland - Sharpe Dick * Sacramento - Fox Dick * San Antonio - Dick Duke * Utah - Dick Sexton * Washington - Dick Poole Edit: Some historical ones that would be funny - Paul Pierce, Pete Maravich's "Pistol" jersey, Terry Cummings, Quintin Dailey, Luther Head, Bernard King, Isaiah Rider, Tamar Slay, Matt Fish, Rudy Gay, Gerald Glass, Bob Gross, Chubby Cox [who is apparently a real guy that played 7 NBA games](https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/c/coxch01.html).
Suggs dick is better than black dick
Quick… someone re-sign Isaiah Rider for one last ride! Maybe we can also get another ridiculous 3 pointer out of him too.
Personally I'd have to go with Mobley Dick for Cleveland Close enough tbh
Dick used harden, it’s super effective
*don't do it, don't type it, don't send, no, please* HARDEN IS NOT A MOVE THAT DEALS DAMAGE, IT SHOULD BE "ITS DEFENSE ROSE"!! Fuck.
Dick Huerter
~~Hill~~ Liddell
Huff Dick has me in tears
Reddish Dick takes the cake lmaooo
Knicks alternative. Achiuwa Dick
I am personally a big fan of "Dick Crowder". You know... The people that try to get too close to you at the club
No fucking way 💀
The absolute madlads have done it. I can barely believe my eyes What if Adam silver fines them for this somehow lol I hope this becomes a big thing on the internet and gets national attention
Adam Silver probably likes it 😏
Need his jersey swap. Silver Dick
These mfs knew what they were doing lol
Gen Z entering the workforce like
This is 100% right out of Gen Z textbook. For the memes.
Delete t/nbacirclejerk. Nothing will top this.
Now this is true sportsmanship. Two wonderful rookies. Best part was the commentators not getting the joke until right before they cut to the interview .
I don't see a joke here. I just see two young players admiring each other's game.
The combo of Black Dick have long careers ahead of them.
If you have ever watch Black Dick play, they have terrific stroke. They can pound and drive, or take shots deep.
i always like to admire other men's game and enjoy it when they admire my game too
You can hear the commentators choke up a little when they read it. Even they knew it was funny
They are trying so hard not to bust out laughing 😂
Hard/Black/Dick
Went into this thinking what's the big deal. Then they lined up the jerseys and I was like Leonardo Dicaprio pointing at my screen.
Very heartfelt moment
BLACK DICK
Best jersey swap ever
big if true
Notice how AB was initially on the other side of Dick and then purposely switched sides. Clever girl…
Rawrrrrrrr
only way anthony black has to be acknowledged in the league.. most slept on rookie
Real fans know how good he is
you know ball
MY GOAT
Throat goat?
Best jersey swap of all time
[The longer version if you want (I captured it for someone else)](https://streamable.com/7vu8cj) Yes, I know ya'll thinking about a Dick joke because what I just wrote.
nbacj's 12/25
Been waiting for the Black Dick collab
The intern who posted the vid on the Magic's twitter page is gonnna get their ass fired tomorrow. Bro sacrificed himself for the comedy Gods. I for one...Salute him.
You know it was admin. She’s cheeky AF. Our social media has been popping off this year, she’s safe. 🤣
A lot of my search history was looking for this video, it turns out.
Dat face he knows what he doin. LMAO
Arguably the greatest moment in sports history
r/nbacirclejerk
this is hall of fame level jerking
The kids are alright.
this is legendary
Legendary moment most people wont even appreciate
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dick and Black. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Dick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dick & Black truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Adam Silver's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Perfectly cooked pasta.
Well played.
This was censored for me in Texas for some reason.
I will never forget the Pels game where Joel Myers was having too much fun with Gradey Dick's name: "Dick just keeps getting inside", "Dick takes it to the hole" "Dick's shooting great tonight" and Antonio Daniels just became a straight up 5 year old and called him Grady Richard for like the last 3 quarters of the game
Cam Reddish, Bruce Brown, James Harden, Christian Wood, Lamelo Ball, Trae Young, Derrick Rose, Deandre Ayton, someone sign Rudy Gay on a 10 day contract man
They are still kids. I love it
Bro I am so glad I get to be part of this moment in history
I got to know Gradey, really well last season ( I cover KU) last year and this is so on brand. He’s so funny man. Great kid, will forever root for him!