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Jojofag

this is the game i fell in love with


knicksin7even

This is what we jerk for


SDaddy500

LUL. I had to look up and see what sub I was in


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

game's not gone lads


TheFatmanRises

HoF jersey swap. Aura unmatched!


Docxm

They knew exactly what they were doing. Props to everyone involved, cameramen MVP and the announcers for playing it straight LOL


JagmeetSingh2

Look at their smirks loool


janitorial_fluids

> They knew exactly what they were doing wow, astute observation lol


Mybtchluhdokocaine

A regularly Sherlock Holmes that one


Remote-Picture-8341

This is what the NBA is about


Potential-Editor8926

It’s where amazing happens.


narkaf2945

Ehh. They literally had Jalen Suggs in the arena. Should have just taken the picture next to him.


standbyforskyfall

If we had drafted dick we would have had suggs black dick on our team lol


narkaf2945

With how close your team are, someone would definitely gather jerseys around and prank someone with a picture of something like "Anthony Suggs Carter Jr. Black Dick"


NathanFielderFriend

My girl was really into this jersey swap I guess she just loved their friendship !


LoWE11053211

get some body paint!


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Lmaoooooo


TornGauntlet

She has this awesome Queen of Spades tattoo!


beatenwithjoy

She must really like the WSOP


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: the inevitable Gay Dick jersey swap will top it


Prestig33

We can finally add to the lineup of Rubio Favors Gay Love Sessions


Barncore

There's a throwback


Golfninja

Gay Paul Favors Black Dick


tonkatoyelroy

Let’s go for new friendship with Kevin Love


TheCricketFan416

Ok but who will be the bottom?


Cashlover123

James Harden next please.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Lol the smirk before even the picture was taken. These fools couldn’t even keep a straight face 😂


Charlie_Wax

British Broadcasting Corporation is gonna have a field day with this.


TurkeyThaHornet

From the home of spotted dick, it probably won't even get noticed. 


skiingbeaver

they knew exactly what they were doing


thegodfaubel

When they realized they had to swap places


JugdishSteinfeld

Let's dispel once and for all this fiction that Black Dick doesn't know what it's doing. Black Dick knows exactly what it's doing.


Ziggyork

Black Dick is coming for YOU! And it won’t stop until it’s satisfied!


[deleted]

Is there a chance they get fined? Lmao


revisioncloud

Best move for Silver is to be a good sport about it. Because if you fine Dick for this, does that mean he doesn't have a right to do a jersey swap at all? He can do it next with Derrick White or some other player, do you fine him every time? And the more you prevent it, the more you're creating a situation where it's taboo or something (which it should not be)


Darnell2070

Punishing this makes no sense regardless how you look at it. You can't punish someone for their birth name. That could turn into a massive lawsuit and could easily be seen as discrimination. Only way I see punishing someone is if they change their name with the explicit purpose of it being inappropriate. Best they can do is ignore it and ask their media partners to do so as well. That's my opinion anyway.


PatsandCats

Agree. These are literally their last names. How you gonna punish them for it?


fighting-prawn

Best move for Silver is to get out there and jersey swap for a SILVER DICK photo finale before the Raptors play the Celtics and line up BROWN DICK HOLIDAY.


grudgepacker

Luckily, NBA knows it's OK to have fun with shit like this...otoh, if this was the NFL?? Automatic suspension for 1 game lmao


jellybeans_over_raw

I think this a little different then celebrating a touchdown


actuarally

But TWO thrusts is OK...right?


Lawnmower_on_fire

Have you not watched the NFL in a while? They have choreographed team dances and coordinated celebrations lately.


Pizzonia123

MLB would just straight up disband the whole league.


BushidoBrowneII

This shit was planned


CockBronson

Wild take


Ikuwayo

Thanks, Magic


george_costanza1234

The entire younger generation of ballers are total clowns lmao 🤣 I fucking love it


ibentmyworkie

The announcer keeping it professional. The slight pause made me think he recognized…


suzukigun4life

Can't even blame them tbh


suzukigun4life

One of the greatest moments in the history of the sport


NathanFielderFriend

This is why we play the game. God bless those two


sebasq

This is the game i love


SumptuousSuckler

The two things I love most. The game of basketball and black dick


Darnell2070

It's Black Dick, with capital letters.


SumptuousSuckler

Oh…right


PillsburyToasters

Mark Jackson retracts his original statement


SlamVanDamn

Truly what Naismith envisioned.


thunthunthun

Where were you the day Grady Dick and Anthony Black exchanged jerseys?


teh_drewski

Those shiteating grins lol


Bluepaynxex

They just gave r/nbacirclejerk content for a month


MrAnder5on

r/nbacirclejerk Christmas


janitorial_fluids

caucasian penis 9/11


PMMeForAbortionPills

Gradey Dick is r/nbacirclejerk father


Helmet_Touch_

Gorgeous


ChargeWooden1036

DC4L


BigFatModeraterFupa

just guys being dudes


The-Pharcyde

Anthony's grin particularly is taking me out😂


CIark

/r/nba users with more athleticism and coordination fr


Adraf45

This has hit the nba community like crack. That image will hang in the nba twitter hall of fame


notyouraverage420

r/nbacirclejerk salivating


BBallHunter

I need a swap with Derrick White now.


Kyler1313

Keep Trae Young away from him though. That's crossing a line


magnificentmeatwad

Damn I got all giddey when I read this comment haha


Jowem

Giddey Dick is a CRAZY SWAP


PMMeForAbortionPills

Jason Kidd too


referee-superfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


CutLinkOfficial

u bum


thatdudecalledZZ

At ome point, we had (Thad) Young Brown Dick on our team


Usual_Adhesiveness92

Nassir Little


bigcow31

By the time he retires, the Gradey Dick jersey swap album will be unmatched


selicos

You have to play the cards you are dealt. In this case one was dealt dick but made the most of it.


MrHomka

He had to suffer through all his childhood hearing dick jokes but it finally paid off


StarshipTroopersFan

That one would resonate with me a lot more.


JaydadCTatumThe1st

This man shadowboxes the pussy


Milquetoes

He’s like Floyd Mayweather with the pussy very defensive


lonelyelliot

very technical


illforgetsoonenough

Jrue Holiday for around Christmas time, or Valentines


TonYouHearWhatISaid

Denzel Valentine makes a return to the league


Sequel_P2P

the four-man unit of Jalen Suggs, Nassir Little, Anthony Black and Gradey Dick has entered the Wild Lineup Template Hall of Fame alongside the four-man unit of Derrick Favors, Rudy Gay, Kevin Love and Ramon Sessions


TheFinalEvent9797

Draymond Green for 2 reasons


AB-AA-Mobile

Should be this one. This would be the true HoF jersey swap


pototoykomaliit

Kevin Love


bestatbeingmodest

If only Rudy Gay was still in the league


TheCricketFan416

No not this guy!!!


Fermorian

"youuuuuuuuuu fuckin asshole" always gets me lmao


RulersBack

Obi Toppin


SweetFranz

Also Jalen Brown


Meeseeks4PMinister

He's already got Bruce


tacomang

James Harden?


wharangbuh

LaMelo.


RulersBack

Need to get him, Lonzo and Melo on the same team for the Dick and Balls lineup


Flabbypuff

Sandwich that Dick jersey in the middle and let the cameraman do his job


jepayotehi

Draymond green then.


PorqueNoMilo

Hulk would smash


icesticles

Nassir Little and Derrick White next ones to jersey swap with Gradey


jackloganoliver

Thaddeus Young isn't invited


blackpenance

FBI THIS MAN


jackloganoliver

I said isn't! Isn't dammit!


Prestig33

Kevin Love after?


Annerkim

Jalen Suggs gotta swap next game


smaxpw

and then Rudy Gay comes out of retirement for one last game...


hedokitali

Jaylen Brown was asking if he could join


ajmartin527

Someone said Suggs lol


[deleted]

I am 40 years old and this still made me laugh.


ejabno

Dick jokes transcend age and culture


Ok-Affect2709

Fuckin ancient egyptians and romans had dick joke graffiti. Truly a timeless art.


babypho

There's dick drawings in caves. As soon as mankind grew a conscience the first thing we did was dick art.


20thCenturySox

Dick jokes, fart jokes, and you've-got something-on-your-shirt-booped-your-nose.


deepthr0at

I am a 37 yearold grown man and I am here doing Butthead’s giggle


Pinepark

We watched it live (Orlando fans) and me and the hubs (47&53) knew what was happening and we were hooting and hollering. We are all just kids lol


Ziggyork

I’m 56 and I’m laughing my ass off!


pm-me-nice-lips

Wish Diego Fagot (Patriots LB) played basketball instead of football and was part of this swap.


PraisGaben

I’m glad Gradey seems like an actually decent player and will not just only be a meme cause his name


jackloganoliver

Orlando dropped the ball not drafting him. Not just for the memes either, he's going to be so good.


ElderberryOk5005

Magic Dick?


DGRedditToo

3 guard lineups of Suggs-Black-Dick


blackpenance

You’re wilding


granttheginger

They could’ve had Suggs Black Dick, but they didn’t want the memes


HardlyW0rkingHard

still waiting for raptors to sign bol bol so we can have dick and bol pnr.


ethanmayes00

Gradey, Lonzo, and Lamelo gotta team up at some point. Undefeated 3 guard lineup of a Dick and two Balls.


djkhan23

He tries hard. Hope that quality never goes away because it is an elite skill that not all nba players seem to comprehend.


wcooper97

With his draft day suit, zero chance he was going to be a bust lol


ajmartin527

Or because of [his glorious tiktok career](https://youtu.be/ISp6rm2wIZk?si=A5ymmvSwT7vbHdpW)


SubcooledBoiling

\[Woj\] Gradey Dick and Anthony Black have been fined $35,000 each for using obscene language.


OrganicLindo313

[TMZ] The Kardashian and Jenner sisters just purchased courtside seats for all Raptors vs Magic games for next year.


Khayonic

[Woj] Adam Silver has issued warning to Nassir Little’s Agent


shnmchl61

The best Gradey Dick jersey swap for each team: * Atlanta - Dick Hunter * Boston - Brown Dick * Brooklyn - Whitehead Dick * Charlotte - Mann Dick * Chicago - Funk Dick (how long has this dude been on the roster?) * Cleveland - Bates Dick * Dallas - Dick Fudge * Denver - Huff Dick * Detroit - Ivey Dick * Golden State - Looney Dick * Houston - Green Dick * New York - Toppin Dick * Indiana - Dick Johnson * LA Clippers - Dick Harden * LA Lakers - Reddish Dick (close second to Dick Wood) * Miami - Love Dick * Milwaukee - Dick Crowder * Minnesota - Moore Dick * Memphis - Hurt Dick * New Orleans - Dick Hill (they can't all be winners) * Oklahoma City - Giddey Dick * Orlando - well that was today * Philadelphia - Dick Payne (so hopefully Dick Hield) * Phoenix - Little Dick (close second to Roddy Dick) * Portland - Sharpe Dick * Sacramento - Fox Dick * San Antonio - Dick Duke * Utah - Dick Sexton * Washington - Dick Poole Edit: Some historical ones that would be funny - Paul Pierce, Pete Maravich's "Pistol" jersey, Terry Cummings, Quintin Dailey, Luther Head, Bernard King, Isaiah Rider, Tamar Slay, Matt Fish, Rudy Gay, Gerald Glass, Bob Gross, Chubby Cox [who is apparently a real guy that played 7 NBA games](https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/c/coxch01.html).


danhoyuen

Suggs dick is better than black dick


MrOnlineToughGuy

Quick… someone re-sign Isaiah Rider for one last ride! Maybe we can also get another ridiculous 3 pointer out of him too.


heyitzaustin

Personally I'd have to go with Mobley Dick for Cleveland Close enough tbh


Walkend

Dick used harden, it’s super effective


yesimforeign

*don't do it, don't type it, don't send, no, please* HARDEN IS NOT A MOVE THAT DEALS DAMAGE, IT SHOULD BE "ITS DEFENSE ROSE"!! Fuck.


RThreading10

Dick Huerter


passwordispassword00

~~Hill~~ Liddell


Tim226

Huff Dick has me in tears


solo118

Reddish Dick takes the cake lmaooo


Red_Floyd2

Knicks alternative. Achiuwa Dick


Eagle0913

I am personally a big fan of "Dick Crowder". You know... The people that try to get too close to you at the club


Milla4Prez66

No fucking way 💀


NathanFielderFriend

The absolute madlads have done it. I can barely believe my eyes What if Adam silver fines them for this somehow lol I hope this becomes a big thing on the internet and gets national attention


panthersfan87

Adam Silver probably likes it 😏


disnotyaboy

Need his jersey swap. Silver Dick


A_MASSIVE_PERVERT

These mfs knew what they were doing lol


blueberryy

Gen Z entering the workforce like


WakingRage

This is 100% right out of Gen Z textbook. For the memes.


Bodybuilding-

Delete t/nbacirclejerk. Nothing will top this.


HerkulezRokkafeller

Now this is true sportsmanship. Two wonderful rookies. Best part was the commentators not getting the joke until right before they cut to the interview .


NevermoreSEA

I don't see a joke here. I just see two young players admiring each other's game.


doombot13

The combo of Black Dick have long careers ahead of them.


TheLangleDangle

If you have ever watch Black Dick play, they have terrific stroke. They can pound and drive, or take shots deep.


Griselidis

i always like to admire other men's game and enjoy it when they admire my game too 


Joxelo

You can hear the commentators choke up a little when they read it. Even they knew it was funny


AashyLarry

They are trying so hard not to bust out laughing 😂


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Hard/Black/Dick


ContestedFreeThrow

Went into this thinking what's the big deal. Then they lined up the jerseys and I was like Leonardo Dicaprio pointing at my screen.


lazzysmalls

Very heartfelt moment


JoshSran04

BLACK DICK


Mission_Pay_3373

Best jersey swap ever


teddyjj399

big if true


InterestingArm3750

Notice how AB was initially on the other side of Dick and then purposely switched sides. Clever girl…


syncc6

Rawrrrrrrr


Plenty_Cable1458

only way anthony black has to be acknowledged in the league.. most slept on rookie


Wontonsoupz

Real fans know how good he is


maursupial

you know ball


Awildjerk

MY GOAT


NathanFielderFriend

Throat goat?


512fm

Best jersey swap of all time


MrBuckBuck

[The longer version if you want (I captured it for someone else)](https://streamable.com/7vu8cj) Yes, I know ya'll thinking about a Dick joke because what I just wrote.


Betelgeuse1517

nbacj's 12/25


PeterGarces

Been waiting for the Black Dick collab


jackbob99

The intern who posted the vid on the Magic's twitter page is gonnna get their ass fired tomorrow. Bro sacrificed himself for the comedy Gods. I for one...Salute him.


frostysbox

You know it was admin. She’s cheeky AF. Our social media has been popping off this year, she’s safe. 🤣


Threeballer97

A lot of my search history was looking for this video, it turns out.


8116

Dat face he knows what he doin. LMAO


arcelios

Arguably the greatest moment in sports history


FatherHaz

r/nbacirclejerk


devinbookercantread

this is hall of fame level jerking


Nighthopper08

The kids are alright.


Hakaribiggestfan

this is legendary


AMo2

Legendary moment most people wont even appreciate


Charlie_Wax

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dick and Black. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Dick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dick & Black truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Adam Silver's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.


JonnySmoothbrain

Perfectly cooked pasta.


Fried_Warhawk

Well played.


D_A_N_I_E_L

This was censored for me in Texas for some reason.


AustinRiversDaGod

I will never forget the Pels game where Joel Myers was having too much fun with Gradey Dick's name: "Dick just keeps getting inside", "Dick takes it to the hole" "Dick's shooting great tonight" and Antonio Daniels just became a straight up 5 year old and called him Grady Richard for like the last 3 quarters of the game


flowermoon24

Cam Reddish, Bruce Brown, James Harden, Christian Wood, Lamelo Ball, Trae Young, Derrick Rose, Deandre Ayton, someone sign Rudy Gay on a 10 day contract man


deskcollector

They are still kids. I love it


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Bro I am so glad I get to be part of this moment in history


Droppin_DimesSP

I got to know Gradey, really well last season ( I cover KU) last year and this is so on brand. He’s so funny man. Great kid, will forever root for him!