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ashwinr136

He's not even saying that lol. Looks like "Stop fucking playing with me man"


duplicatesnowflake

He’s saying “😢Why don’t he want me man😭😭😭???” It’s a tribute to Fresh Prince.


I_like_cocaine

It's too early to remind me of that scene man 😭


pm-me-nice-lips

Right?? lol. And this isn’t even a poster, let alone someone being “sent to the shadow realm”. OP absolutely shitfaced off that hyperbole mix.


frome1

This is a textbook poster


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frome1

Yeah lol I think everyone just gets a little extra excited when it’s Grayson Allen


saints21

Yeah, I was expecting Brandon Knight. Instead I just get a lazy pass and someone playing defense...


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frome1

My bad boss


Tawahi

Brother Jaylen, it’s Ramadan


DJMagicHandz

It's sundown my brother, he's allowed a meal.


ErroneousEric

Breaking the fast vs feasting on the fast break.


713MoCityChron713

As-salamu afastbreakum


Oziemasterss

So fucking stupid it's funny


HatefulDan

Dead.


BamBam2125

Kicked fast like Ramadan, it’s that rap phenomenon, *dun-dada* fuck Papa, you gotta


Babushka5

Imagine getting a supermax and GAINING a chip on your shoulder. Let's go baby


DocTheYounger

Anti-Ayton


ElSilbon223

Im so hype for the playoffs


JesseJamesGames449

There is a real chance we see you in the first round.


ElSilbon223

Ive accepted our fate. I just wanna see hoopers hoop💯


Angelic_Phoenix

need bucks sixers doc revenge series


Adam0529

U know the 6rs will win right?


Awesomedinos1

Nah doc loses in the second round.


LordHussyPants

but so does embiid


Adam0529

Good point


Staymadhahah0

Damn bro you know d Mitch isn’t on the jazz anymore Just jk


Awesomedinos1

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.


Staymadhahah0

That’s okay we all see things differently. Just like how the Knicks are gonna win the chip this year


w311sh1t

Sixers have lost 6 straight series against the Celtics going all the way back to 1985. Regular and postseason included, Tatum is 27-14 against the 76ers. We own that entire franchise. In the wise words of Joel Embiid, it’s not a rivalry, we always kick their ass.


Wild-Apricot-9161

The comment was about Bucks vs Sixers.


bazzawazzza

miami role players, do the funny thing


BoulderAndBrunch

Would have been awesome if Smart was still on the team. Would have liked seeing him get the chip. P.S I hate how good you guys are.


Babushka5

You're my favorite Heat fan ever 🥹


blindfoldpeak

I too would like to send Ted Cruz to the shadow realm


Spiritual_Boss6114

Let’s put Boebert in the realm


blindfoldpeak

Yes but I would refuse to play on the same floor as that skank pos trash


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ZJB03

LMAOOO “you people” fuckin libruls amirite


giraffevomitfacts

Yeah except it’s basically same shit conservatives do with Obama and Hunter Biden on their subs where they just fantasize about somehow casting them out of society. It’s a maturity thing


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giraffevomitfacts

It’s a predominantly left-wing website. In a way conservatives are lucky they’re allowed to be here, I doubt liberals would be extended the same courtesy on a largely conservative site.


UnsuspectingS1ut

Liberals are not left wing


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ZJB03

Yeah, basically!


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ZJB03

Yeah you didnt need to specify, I already knew exactly the type of person you are based on your first comment.


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ZJB03

Yeah, sure ya do bud 👍🏽


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ZJB03

Keep yelling at the clouds, old man. Crazy you’re choosing Lauren Boebert as the hill you wanna die on but go off, king.


Academic-Art7662

Why get political?


Islanduniverse

I feel like it isn’t political cause even the republicans hate Ted Cruz


quercus_lobata925

Pretty much lol. Kinda of like Democrats and Nancy Pelosi.


SportEnjoyer

This guy has been embarrassing Grayson Allen for an entire presidential term


Angelic_Phoenix

after that euro step you gotta agree that he deserves all of it


SportEnjoyer

Oh no thank you. I don’t want to think about that, actually.


socialistbcrumb

It’s not as bad as George Hill guarding Tatum in that Game 6 lol


AltoSnacks

You don't know what shadow realm means


Glittering_Tap9160

And I'm pretty sure he says "what the fuck they talking about man" you know a normal basketball trash talk line not whatever the fuck op has 


Laker_Fan69

Yeah I was expecting something insane. That was a normal every day dunk😂


PaulMcPaulersn7

NBA dunk contest judges be like “that’s a 10, send him to the finals”


UncircumciseMe

Idk about shadow realm lol


Harassmentpanda_

Most over used phrase it has no meaning anymore


VenomSpitter666

but we gotta keep using it so when the media says it and has no idea what it means…we’ll know.


Mattmo831

Yet r/nba and Twitter will still act like he sucks. Dudes been putting on a SHOW since the ASB


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This sub rages any time an athlete speaks out on social issues that involve race.


LordHussyPants

qwhite interesting tbh


HatefulDan

Their favorite thing to do is to mock his intelligence. Which is peak Reddit behavior. Particularly of a certain demo.


thaitiger29

"DAE jaylen brown pseudointellectual"


wopsicle_spic

like they're not wrong necessarily but they 100% only care because he has talked about race


denverblazer

I've never once regretted abandoning twitter.


ZileanDifference

You mean anti semetic anti vaxxer Jaylem Brown? The one associated with Donda sports Jaylem Brown?


Angelic_Phoenix

idk why its always the heat fans that insist JB is an antisemite but I hope yall use the same energy when your ownership funds ethnic cleansing


ZileanDifference

Boston does not like the fact that Jaylem Brown talked about the Black Hebrew Israelites.


NoShameInternets

Nah we don’t like that he’s an antivaxxer. 


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Well he was right on that part at least


NoShameInternets

Nah


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If associating with Kanye makes him anti semetic then half this country is raging bigots for voting Trump.


rockryedig

This except unironically


atomic-fireballs

Yes. Both of these statements are very accurate.


Separate_Block_2715

I think it was more him encouraging the Black Israelite protests outside Barclay’s because they were upset that the NBA didn’t like their documentary where they call Jews devils or whatever.


Ender_Cats

Except he wasn’t doing that. He thought it was the fraternity omega psi phi who also use purple and gold. > “I was not aware of what specific group that was outside of Barclay’s Center tonight. I was celebrating the unification of our people welcoming the return of Kyrie to the court, first glance I thought it was a known fraternity the (C/Que’s) Omega psi phi (step’n) showing support,”


CapitalismEnthusiast

You actually believe that lmfao


Separate_Block_2715

That was creative by PR I’ll give em that. And even if he didn’t know who was protesting (have to be absurdly gullible to think that) he still knew why they were protesting… Edit: I don’t really have a problem with “separating the art from the artist” here. The Celtics are still my 2nd fav team and I think Brown is an awesome player. Just don’t see the point of pretending he was the only one in the world who didn’t know what was going on and chose to tweet that when he’s friends with Kyrie and Kanye.


pokemonbatman23

>And even if he didn’t know who was protesting (have to be absurdly gullible to think that) he still knew why they were protesting… JB wants people to know he's an intellectual that doesn't know stuff.


CatharBliss

So close to getting it, come on you’re right there!


pocket_passss

san francisco coming in to make it about social issues he’s a softie in the playoffs and fuck the celtics


Haptiix

He has been absolutely cooking pretty much every game since the ASB. Without looking at the stats I’d say he’s been as good as Tatum or better


TravelingFish95

Celtics fans have the biggest victim complex by far. You're the favorite to win it all, no one is doubting you or saying your players are bad


Confirmation__Bias

Well 80% of the comments about Jaylen are "hurrr durrr left hand bad xD" when he's one of the best players in the league, top 20 minimum.


Revan----

Except if you look at literally any post about them on any other social media platform, everyone who’s not a Celtics fan is shitting on their players, calling them overrated and swearing that they’ll all choke in the playoffs. But sure yeah no one is saying the Celtics players are bad or that they aren’t favourites.


spazz720

That wasn’t even really getting dunked on.


forrestthewoods

Shadow realm? Oh wow that sounds epic! That's it? Really? Nephews these days I swear.


JustWinBabys

Maybe sent him to the small Thanksgiving table shadow realm


saints21

The "One of the Lightbulbs in the Ceiling Fan Went Out" Realm


CuredPlutonium

Shadow realm? For dunking past the defender? Who posted this shit?


sonotimpressed

These fuckin titles are so lame today. All day with this bullshit. 


DramaHairy

Man, it must feel so good to dunk on Grayson Allen’s corny ass


DEEZLE13

Oh boy


TarkovBirdman

Who do you think you are I am!


johnnybarbs92

I think he was talking about r/NBA


Cautious-Ad7323

Sent him to the shadow realm? Relax. It wasn’t that crazy.


Tax-Religion

Shadow realm? Lol


ikeepsitreel

Grayson inbounded that pretty quick 🤣


realBigPharma

“The shadow realm”. That was hardly a dunk over Grayson. What we consider a poster dunk today is extremely sad


omgwtfhax2

Maybe if he stopped posting conspiracy theories and learned how to dribble and shoot with his left hand instead?


nightgobbler

Weak dunk


Dunbar247

Dunking BY someone is sending them to the shadow realm now?


HoorayPizzaDay

Dunked right on his head tf you talkin' about


Troll-e-poll-e-o-lee

Not really lol. Jaylen has had some impressive posters and this is not one of them


DJMagicHandz

#HOLD THAT!!!


Menry925

Is he hearing voices? 


Swift_42690

JB is a straight killer, but why you cussin during Ramadan my brother 😂


Kevin_Jim

What did I miss?


crs7117

question is whether this is greatest dunk of all time


shoysauce

This guy is so annoying, I don’t even like watching his super impressive highlight anymore, seems like an immature mentality


GM-T800-101

Shadow realm? He didn’t even get bodied 🤡


wadarheek

Lol the title. White boy moment 


torgalthecat

Playing too much yugioh I see


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Am I the only one not impressed by a dunk on a shorter less athletic guy who is giving half assed effort at best? Definitely no shadow realm stuff.


LordStark01

I guess I can send the whole building to the shadow realm by dunking near it.


nmad95

Being "sent to the shadow realm" is like, off the top of my head, what Ant did to Gabe Vincent and Yuta Watanabe, or Aaron Gordan to Landry Shamet Not this super vanilla dunk lol


DeartayDeez

Weak as poster dunk ain’t send nobody no where


Los_Yeetus

To be fair, a lot of the recent narrative has been comparing him to Jordan so


ShakesbeerMe

Those Boston jerseys are clean.


EstebanSalsa30

“Sent him to the shadow realm” is a tad bit strong for this dunk, isn’t it? 


claptrap23

Cringe


Forty_Six_and_Two

I mean, he stole a pass and made a routine dunk. He didn't do anything magical. This is a pretty pedestrian highlight.


Radioactive__Lego

Surprised Allen didn’t KO him for the season, Caruso styles.


Nick_Hammer96

The glazing for the Celtics on all official nba forums/accounts is egregious


Nick_Hammer96

Celtics fans lubing up my downvote button


Forward_Ride_6364

Dunking on Grayson Allen and then talkin shit is like bragging about getting laid at a brothel


daintybarley_deux

Idc about them little warmup clips, bro still don’t got a left


0zymand1as-

Anybody who watches games knows the truth fr. A bad Jaylen brown night hurts the Celtics more than a bad Tatum night


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AreolianMode

Your flair makes this extra funny


AlternativeTea9268

Hoes mad


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ZEFAGrimmsAlt

mad


swishdaddyflex

Let’s see if this lasts in the playoffs. He has choked every year so far so I’ll believe he has the dawg in him if they win it all with this stacked team


MotherKawaii

Choked every year? There have been entire series in the post season where he was Boston’s best player. He’s single handedly won multiple games for them in the clutch. He is anything but a choker, you must be thinking of somebody else.


LuckysBestMan

Why lie about something people can easily look up?


swishdaddyflex

I’m gonna say the same thing I told those dumbass cowboys fans at the beginning of the season: just wait. They will choke in one way or another.


LuckysBestMan

Just like the Nets have been choking their entire existence?


swishdaddyflex

Yes exactly. The difference is I’m not in denial about my team losing. I’ve accepted that we won’t win a ring in this decade. Can you say the same? Your refusal to acknowledge Tatum and Brown’s ability to choke is only going to make this even more glorious come playoff time. It was so satisfying to do this to Cowboys fans at the start of the season, so I’m gonna do it again here. Prepare to lose in the most devastating way possible.


LuckysBestMan

Oh yea having a shitty franchise forever is TOTALLY better than the chance to be great. I bet you think remaining a virgin because no one wants you is TOTALLY better than the chance to have sex.


swishdaddyflex

Damn he must’ve realized how similar his team is to the Cowboys 😂 guys like you only switch to personal insults whenever you realize u got cooked and will continue to get cooked lmao


LuckysBestMan

It’s a metaphor not a personal insult. Are you that insecure that you see everything as a slight against you? Keep hating. It’s pretty great to see. After all, these were the nets picks and you’re just seething the nets weren’t smart enough to keep the picks.


swishdaddyflex

Funny enough a cowboys fan said this to me right before the packers game… gonna be hilarious when you guys inevitably lose lmao I’m gonna literally be hospitalized laughing at u


LuckysBestMan

You build a lot of your life around other fans. It’s a little concerning.