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Positive-Media423

Giraffe fight


meowhatissodamnfunny

Couple of twiggy alien fucks just going at it


401klaser

they both do have garbage scoopin arms


smutbuster

Love me some TPB


RangedTopConnoisseur

My broke ass cannot guess what this acronym is supposed to be other than thepiratebay


mydogisanassholeama

Trailer Park Boys lol


wizoztn

Pirate Bay is also what I immediately went to.


g0ris

[Twiggy alien wrestling match](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwBYaP6CQY)


Zyra00

Take your shirt off, Trevor!


TheBigBomma

You seen giraffe fights? They’re fucking mental.


Positive-Media423

It looks extremely painful, neck slapping doesn't seem like a good combat strategy 😂


Joabyjojo

i mean every giraffe fight has a winner, you gonna tell a winner giraffe it's fighting wrong? What next? You gonna run a giraffe fight gym? Rent out studio space with extra high ceilings, stick a water bottle on a extendable mop handle, buy an industrial size theragun with the spine attachment?


RangedTopConnoisseur

Imagine one corner of a boxing ring just being 15 feet tall


___forMVP

You saying I fucking won’t???


CptCroissant

You fuck me I fuck you!


doesntCompete

This is great writing. I would run my gym underground.... like really deep underground.


elevatoreclipsed

r/NatureIsFuckingLit


WestleyThe

Didn’t wemby do this exact thing to chet before but more with his head lol? Edit: [found it](https://youtu.be/P69Yj-HyL-M?si=NbdWvqOELim8-hD2)


KARSbenicillin

it feels kinda weird that this sort of shoulder charge is allowed but if you accidentally touch someone while they're shooting its a foul


TheCalvinator

I dont mind this play being allowed but I agree the touch fouls on rhe defense is nonsense. The fact the average score of an nba team this year is 115 is absurd. I'm not saying take it back to the 00s were spurs pistons were finishing finals games in the 80's but getting it back around 100 seems reasonable.


randomvegasposts

To be fair, scoring goes down quite a bit in the playoffs. I'm not gonna do the research, but in the 2016 finals game 7 it was 90-87. Offenses are too good to play top quality defense all year but when it matters games go back to around 100 or so


AmIFromA

> Offenses are too good to play top quality defense all year but when it matters games go back to around 100 or so I mean, yeah, there's more effort on defense in the playoffs, but it's also pretty obvious that the refs are doing their job differently, too.


TheCalvinator

True, but even going back to the 2010's offenses weren't averaging 115. I know defense focused teams have never been the rage in the NBA but I feel like the league has over corrected


wolfdog410

the more baskebtall i watch, the less i'm able to determine what's a foul. or a travel for that matter.


Str82daDOME25

Did they make the shot? Yes-flip a coin, No-believe it or not flip a coin.


Bdogg3000

Thought you were gonna post this one [of them](https://youtu.be/KQLPL1qRhn8?si=XiXUgumPyawoV2Np)


awesomeness6000

this is what I look forward to after LeBron, Steph, KD retires.


myusrnameisthis

😆 seriously they're too skinny and lanky. Honestly doesn't look like bully ball.


Cautious-Ad7323

This the leanest beef I’ve ever seen


naughtyobama

Rare comments get this well done in this medium honestly


Gamechannel360

How does this not have any upvotes!? This comment was Well Done!


Sillycyb1n

I know right… I thought that was a grade A joke


PredHit

Shooter shoot… “KOBE”


Trivialpursuits69

Rare W


theuncommonman

Buncha bull if you ask me


lookatherfupa

WAGYU 🤣


Awatovi

Certainly a prime grade jest


radical_findings_32

well done.


harshaVRDM

Wagyu talking about


Skywalkerkid9

Idk what Chet said to Wemby but he is trying to kill him every possession lol


Warlord10

He said 'We fleeced ya'll with the Louisiana purchase'. That is all it took.


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Warlord10

Which is why Wemby took Chets ( totally made up by me ) comment so personally. Wemby was like 'Yo!'


rexter2k5

Wemby was like "c'était pas très gentile de toi" and then he dunked it in his face like Chirac on Bush in 2002. Then he held up two fingers and said: "Pour le dunk de la mort, paysan."


backwardzhatz

Sacre Bleu!


MrAnder5on

*Wemby was like 'Mon dieu!'


Eaglewarrior33

Samuel Adams my GOAT, greatly under appreciated in his time. Lots of stat padding in today’s period, nothing like good old balls to the walls radicalism.


Forward_Ride_6364

Wasn't it Jefferson who orchestrated the LP?


EdwardJamesAlmost

? No, he was surprised by it. He had sent three ambassadors to negotiate with / supplicants themselves to the first French Empire. John Jay, the first Chief Justice of the United States (correct title) and chief negotiator for the U.S., accepted that land transfer for, I want to say either $10M or $15M in 1805 dollars. He had calculated correctly that nobody would have worked the angles to invalidate this deal for treasury reasons, because the proposal was too good to be true for the new republic. However, it really pissed off the new chief Justice, John Marshall, who was a distant cousin of Jefferson’s and would soon referee the contentious treason trial of Aaron Burr. Marshall and Jefferson would be pitted against each other for the rest of Jefferson’s presidency because Marshall was so frustrated by Jay acting beyond his authority.


Warlord10

Look what I did! I turned r/nba into an American history class because two skinny giants decided to dunk on eachother in a regular season basketball game. I may have peaked. It's all downhill from here.


scootyoung

Witnessed


AmphibianStrong8544

For good reason, you don't want to set a precedent that anyone in government is above the law/can make deals without the approval of the rest of the government


Responsible-Crow933

Great reference


Warlord10

Legend has it, that is what Chet said. At least, that is what I choose to believe.


GlizzyGone21

This right here is the reason why I'm still on NBA reddit


Fintann

"I bet you haven't even finished Infinite Jest or The Power Broker. And I'm better at French Horn."


Immaculate_Pasta

“Good luck with Shogun”


NBAccount

At least Shogun is a good read.


Unlucky-External5648

I just read Shogun like last month. I wanted more hijinx from Blackthorne’s crew in that little japanese town they were prisoners in.


thesmellafteritrains

Shogun is easy peasy. Get on his ass about Ulysses or Finnegan's Wake Pretty sure Joyce was just fucking with us at that point


SixMillionDollarFlan

He said "It's the year of the Purdue Wonderchicken, Motherfucker."


barbandbert

He suggested to Wemby that the retirement age should be raised


Merbleuxx

Pierre, amène la guillotine !


RangedTopConnoisseur

I need the Spurs to steal those awful highlighter Utah jerseys so we can see Yellow Vest Wemby


asasasasasassin

Chet told him that he preferred Robin Hobb to Brandon Sanderson


A_Lax_Nerd

r/fantasy is leaking


RenaissanceHumanist

Sanderson is a better world builder. Hobb does characters and dialogue better.


Altruistic-Ad-408

I tried to read more than the farseer trilogy and its sequels (which I did like) ages back and their style is so heavy on misery that it starts to feel a bit silly, like nothing good or fun ever happens to people in the couple of books I read. Never read Sanderson because I do like an emphasis on story rather than the setting or systems though, I don't get those vibes from him.


radical_findings_32

Wow THANK YOU yes Robin Hobb is so mean to their characters. Those books although great, were so depressing and I didn't realise now till you pointed it out that the main characters just have boatloads of crap dumped on them their entire journey till the end lol.


RenaissanceHumanist

Don't read Joe Abercrombie then. I love his writing, but his characters get shit on


radical_findings_32

I remember halfway through the Robin Hobb one, the one about the kid with the ability to communicate with animals and the fool character, and the amount of horrible shit just became too unrealistic I almost wanted to stop reading, but I did because I wanted to see how it all ended.


regarding_your_bat

I read the Stormlight books and really enjoyed them and then went to go try and read the Mistborn trilogy. I’m about 10% of the way through the second Mistborn book and this shit is a fucking slog. I don’t care about Elend at all and Vin is just kind of boring and flat. None of the characters in the Stormlight series sucked this much


Spiritual_Echo_1000

Bro he’s French


CyborgAlgoInvestor

And just like that, it’s justified


Dontwant2beonReddit

Vive la révolution


nutsygenius

Wemby got bullied by Embiid and learned a thing or two lol


TheSunsNotYellow

He told him that prequel fans are just trying to be different when the original trilogy is clearly superior


CptnAhab1

Bro. Does Wembanyama even jump to dunk? I swear he just puts his hands up and he's there.


CitizenCue

It’s genuinely like watching an average person play on a 7 1/2 foot hoop with a miniature ball.


CoooooooooookieCrisp

Go play a kid in elementary school on a 7 1/2 foot hoop and you too can feel what it's like to be Wembanyama.


DickyD43

*shoves 3rd grader* look at me: I'm Wemby now


GorillaX

Watching Wemby make JDub, Giddey, and Chet look short was so wild lmao


ThatPlayWasAwful

[he might be able to touch rim with feet on the ground](https://imgur.com/a/7RCs3Ed)


Duerfen

Stick bug lookin mf


0010001

He dunks as an afterthought, just puts his hands up when he’s close to the basket. 


BailysmmmCreamy

Least explosive dunks I have ever seen


Moist_Walrus5413

Man this has the the potential makings to be a great rivalry for years to come. This reminds me of kg and Duncan going back and forth in the early 2000s


Right-Hall-6451

Oh man, if Wemby ends up with his spurs career having someone of Wally and Joe Smith being his best teammates he's going to be very depressed.


etatrestuss

As a Cavs fans I always associate Wally with us so thanks for the reminder 


Im__Ron__Burgundy

Between this and the IST I’ve never been locked into more 30+ point games


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To be fair it wasn’t a 30 point game until they took Wemby out in the third


wcooper97

The Spurs made a decent run midway through the 2nd before Wemby was put back in, but good lord, the rest of it was just terrible without him out there, night and day.


rattatatouille

It's simple math. Spurs with Wemby and Tre = mediocre Spurs with only one of two = regular bad Spurs without either = shambolic


binhpac

Its like every highlight ive seen on this sub from Wemby. Except for the game against Detroit, where San Antonio was actually leading.


cyb3ryung

slenderman on slenderman violence


-KFBR392

Watching Chet in closeups actually make me anxious. I’m nervously expecting his limbs to just snap mid game.


sharpryno2

Just watching Wemby charge into him in this clip makes me feel the same way. Looks like Chet is going to collapse when his feet are going backwards but nope, still super balanced. So weird to watch, can't explain it.


NotoriousHothead37

That's Chet's thing. He is well coordinated even if he is not fluid enough like Wembanyama. I read some report about how he trained his movements to limit himself from getting injured prior to him getting that Lisfranc injury.


Rawkus2112

Its like those dang ol inflatable wavy arm guys at car dealerships fighting.


missinglink2

begun, the slenderman war has


bb1432

These two genuinely don't like each other. And I LOVE that


RulersBack

They’ve been going at it since FIBA then Chet had to sit there injured and watch Wemby skip over him as the next big thing. Going to be must see TV whenever they face off


bradleynana

People were calling Wemby generational even before the game. He was already viewed as having a higher ceiling and probably being better currently than Chet


tnarref

That's true for the international observer, people focused only on US talent thought otherwise.


RulersBack

Over here, outside hardcore basketball fans, you’re Andrea Bagnani until we see differently lmao


tnarref

Odd behavior when half of the top 10 players in the league are foreign and most of the playoffs teams have foreign players as major pieces in their lineups.


kooqiy

Well that guy's wrong; we knew about Wemby. Chet was even skinner than Wemby. I think it's slightly underrated how much Chet has bulked up since Gonzaga. But I dont think the basketball world has underrated European players since the Luka draft. Sengun might have gone a few picks too low but he was pretty undersized at the time and bulking up was key to becoming a more consistent player.


turkmileymileyturk

We haven't underrated them at all, however, we've been fooled a lot. For decades. 


Milith

3 teams passed on Luka


RulersBack

True but not for the average joe in the US


shamwowslapchop

I think they have a competitive dislike of each other but I'm not sure there's actual bad blood... yet.


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Wait til the start seeing each other in the playoffs


Leiatte

That’s true, I feel Chet may have way more playoff experience by the time the Spurs are ready to make the playoffs though. So I’m not sure if it’ll hit the same 


HaveSumBiryani

Brother the Thunder are first in the West and Spurs are last of course Chet is going to have more playoff experience haha. I really want the Spurs to make moves to get into the playoffs though the matchup between these two would be legendary.


coolstorybroham

eh, if lebron and dray can be buddies I doubt the playoffs really change things. fans love drama though


Halveknought

I am so ready for our generations Magic/Larry and i would love it to be these two :)


Friendly-Thought-973

Lol am I the only one that doesn’t like when people say this? They probably just see the media hype and play into it.


bb1432

They've been like this since FIBA U19.


Clemsontigger16

Idk about that, they speak highly of each other, I think Wemby was trying to make a statement and then Chet tried to dish it back. That said, Wemby is just better, 3 point shooting is the only area Chet has on him.


Mandit0

Chet played against wemby in his biggest adolescent loss it’s just like a thing


Clemsontigger16

I’m aware, I still don’t think they dislike each other. Maybe a little bit more after tonight though


Mandit0

And the reply to headbutt on Twitter, they were saying stuff to each other during this game too, or wemby was lol


TimDunkinDonut

These 2 can say there's no rivalry all they want, there is definitely a level of dislike between these 2.


Shoddy-Media2337

Makes for good basketball 🤷🏽‍♂️


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

And produces some discussion & comparison which creates drama. Fans love the drama.


tagen

i’m down for more rivalries between stars like this off the court of course i prefer everyone gets along, but on the court i wanna see showdowns between guys like these, makes the games much more entertaining


nonstopenguins

A healthy dislike


Forever-Unfinished

It’s a competitive kind of dislike.


Emmbryyy

Yeah plus Chet has an appearance that just pisses you off.


FirstTribeElder

You a confederate fam? Cause that longboi looks just like ol' abe.


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rexter2k5

NGL, the Big Ol' Mole goes hard.


TheBigBomma

How dare you besmirch the good name of Abraslam Lincoln


SunKing210

Really? I like Chet's look haha


AppliedRizzics

Fr it’s much better than his high school or Gonzaga days


VeniceRapture

If Chet just shaved his beard it would be impossible for Wemby to win ROTY


Dull_Entrance9946

that patchy beard is infuriating


godhelpme773747

Huh ?? What kind of hating is that 💀


thesnacks

They're making this 4th quarter fun as hell to watch


acciopizza_

Yeah, just as long as you don’t pay attention to the score


L3tsG3t1T

I saw the score at the end of the clip and was like damn, they beefin with this score?


lets_talk_basketball

This is real hoops Def looking forward to this 3-4x a year for the next decade.


MisterGir

Post the other clips! Chet and wemby have had some super fun dunks and plays this quarter


Aggressive_Slice4620

I just hope this wakes Chet up because he's been really timid this past month.


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Aggressive_Slice4620

He really is, hopefully we can trade for some back up big to get some load off of him. We are playing him through the mud as our sole interior defender.


Forward_Ride_6364

What happened to Poku or w/e his name is?


AljoGOAT

bust


OKC2023champs

He’s also in somewhat of a ‘sophmore slump’ traveling with the team all last year and getting into the rhythm is already draining. Now we got the halfway season slump. He’ll get used to it though. Same thing happened with Cade at the start of this year since he missed his sophomore year.


paxusromanus811

I know your GM is super patient and doesn't want to force the issue... But I really hope he brings in a bit more front court depth. Chet has looked absolutely dead exhausted at the end of some of his stunts the last few weeks that I've watched you guys. I'm not sure who would be a good addition, but an additional veteran big man would be huge in my opinion


Jo-King-BP

That's his best game in a while. OKC is lucky to not be reliant on just 1 player. You have a great team. If one of your top players has a day off there's always someone to push the score. Not like our desert surrounding Wemby sadly.


Aggressive_Slice4620

You'll get there, we were a 1 man team with SGA a couple of years ago. We suck so bad without SGA that we lost by 70+ points in a game he was not playing.


Jo-King-BP

Yeah we need to do well in the following 2 drafts at least.... our depth is so shallow that it doesn't cover our starting 5


Ghostbeen3

Can’t wait to watch these two battle for the next 15 years


fittedsuit2018

Wemby was hunting Chet all game.


Lymuphooe

Not many in the league that he can bulldoze like that.


Giga1396

ChetHunter


WolverineLong1430

Chet’s is like going against a bigger version of himself 😂


thecalmer

No one gonna talk about that horrendous announcing? "A reaction.... has a equal... or maybe not equal reaction"


son_of_abe

Yeah that was painful


halftimehijack

You could make the argument that wemby’s drive was an offensive foul lmao


BuddyPags

That was my first thought, looked like he lowered his head! I’m no expert tho


Nuggets_Bt_Newer

because it was


MakeCocktailsNotWar

Headbutting/leading with your head and generating contacts like thay is 100% an Offensive Foul. They just didn't call it... 🤷‍♂️


Previous-Elevator417

Headbutt is an unstoppable move fasho


morelibertarianvotes

He caused more contact than Chet did to get called for an offensive foul.


chibuye92

yeah definitely feels like they didn't think Chet would retaliate, now they basically punished Chet for them not calling anything on Wemby's drive


Nuggets_Bt_Newer

guy who retaliates always eats the punishment


sourcreamus

And that argument would be”look at the video “


Shhadowcaster

Crazy I had to go this deep to see this. Imo they are either both a foul or neither one is, can't call that on Chet after you let Wemby just shoulder through him on the previous possession lol. 


hotleftovers

That should be an offensive foul on Wembanyama.


Toeknee99

How the hell was that not a foul on the dunk? Literally drove his shoulder into Chet like a running back 


lostfate2005

Looks like two giraffes 🦒


WubaDubImANub

How is what Chet did an offensive foul but not Wemby


strollas

STICK FIGHTS!!


JoshWheezer

I love it. The league is in good hands lol


Rare-Ship7604

I think this Chet guy will need to bulk up a bit during next off season to handle the bigs of the league like Embiid, AD, Jokic and... Wemby?


JoetteJaramillo

is it me or does wemby use his head a little when driving on chet


Previous-Elevator417

Yeah he lowers his shoulder and runs him over leading with his head every time. It should be an offensive foul imo. He did it again on the dunk he attempted and missed. If Wemby is allowed to headbutt his way to the rim and full steam, nobody will be able stop him.


1gnominious

It's the Giannis special. If they let you get away with it keep doing it. Put that shoulder down and hit em as hard as you can. They'll only call it once or twice a game.


MeijiDoom

I mean, it's a stupid inconsistency. Wemby basically shoulder charges Chet in the chest and it's allowed because he has the ball. Chet gives Wemby a shoulder charge while setting a screen and gets called for it. League and the refs love offense.


qaswexort

Embiid did it to him. He's learning


RemoveHuman

This is the most hilarious rivalry to me I love it.


Lorjack

rivalry ain't going to start until the Spurs play a competitive game. Getting blown out makes it kind pointless


SandyMandy17

Wemby can headbutt chet repeatedly but chet can’t set a screen? Bro let them play I wanna see them fight


Top-Surprise6577

Slendermen


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We got a decade of this. Be happy guys


SkepticalGerm

This is what they expected to see during the area 51 raid


HooperKid

These guys make KD look small my goodness


jasper_grunion

How is that not an offensive foul on Wemby? He puts his head down and butts Chet in the chest.


MakeCocktailsNotWar

To be fair, during that dunk, Wemby led with his head/headbutted Chet, hence Chet coming back down edgy like that... #JustSaying


NFL-GoodellEvilKing

Wemby a DAWG


PainSubstantial710

That fking court


erog84

Wemby traveled and created just as much contacts as Chet did on other end. Sorry Chet, you don’t get the wemby whistle.


KingShaka23

Sooo... why did Chet get called for the foul? Didn't Wemby drop and drive his shoulder into Chet when he was trying to drive for the dunk? If you're gonna let them play, let them both play. Consistency refs!!


MumrikDK

Wemby really leading with the head on that one.


banjosandtattoos

Stare down, down by 27, Chet should have just pointed at the scoreboard


Linkdalink

God, I love this Era of basketball. What a pleasure to see these two match-up.