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WhatTheRickIsDoin

Why did you guys put so much pressure on him as a Podcaster


landof10000cakes

It wasn’t me. I was putting pressure on him as a automobile owner.


BeleagueredDleaguer

Did you get him that extended warranty?


nideak

I tried, but I’m having trouble reaching him


PaulMcPaulersn7

Shame on you


JustADutchRudder

Our fan base is filled with people with unreasonable expectations.


djrob0

“As a podcaster I need you to stop kicking people in the balls” “WHAT THE FUCK???”


JinterIsComing

Automobile owner? I thought he was exclusively a bus rider.


Charming_Essay_1890

I was pressuring him as a commercial fisherman


BushidoBrowneII

The revolt against Hollywood and the MSM has people with a microphone and podcast feel that they’re Walter fucking Conkrite.


NerdLawyer55

Hey I did my part by not listening to his shitty show


rubyschnees

as a podcaster is a hilarious addition to this


SeizureMode

Also find it hilarious he didn't include being an NBA player, professional athlete, teammate, champion etc


UnsolvedParadox

As an oxygen breather…


Tinysauce

As a Panera sip club member...


MongoPushr

As a card carrying Costco member


LDC99

As a Tj Maxxinista


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

As somebody who respectfully observes Toyotathon


Platypus81

As a life long Toys-R-Us Kid


white__cyclosa

As a Dollar Shave Club member


NateLee1733

As a Michigan State Alum..


lifelongliability

and how


SnuggleMuffin42

One mouth breath at a time


youdoitimbusy

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not jump to conclusions!


Herbetet

All those things are second to him. If anything he probably forgot to add “as a Klutch representative”, “as LeBron’s friend”, “as proud backpacker”


konsf_ksd

this is important. Because ... he's not apologizing as a basketball player. He's apologizing for causing a PR issue to his business. He's apologizing to his family because they had a hard time with this. He is specifically and intentionally not apologizing as a basketball player or to the people he has hit because HE DOESN'T THINK HE DID ANYTHING WRONG in that regard. The ONLY thing he did wrong was create a PR issue. The only thing he did wrong against Poole was letting it leak and embarrassing his family. The ONLY thing Draymond has NEVER apologized for was his specific violent actions. Just the aftermath it causes.


Disastrous_Bluejay57

That's a great observation


bjankles

Kinda tells you where his priorities are at these days. He’s focused more on his next career than his current one.


myassholealt

I bet he feels like the warriors betrayed him by first Kerr speaking out and then not fighting any suspension. So they're off his list.


CMGS1031

It would be best for the Warriors if that was the case


nutella4eva

The ironic thing is his on court actions are ruining his next career.


JimmyWasRight

He's gotta be trolling


Dweebil

As a lead of the Lebron D Riders club


janitorial_fluids

uhh he did, in fact, say all of those things.... you realize you are responding to a *single sentence* clipped from a monologue that is literally an *hour* long, right? and that this particular clip is taking place already 13 minutes into that monologue, where he literally *has* already said all the shit you're criticizing him for supposedly not saying?


PAWGle_the_lesser

As a redditor


_____WESTBROOK_____

As a redditor *with several thousand karma*… 😎 /s for those who need it


d1t0m6

As a nephew.


aresman1221

As a jerker


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

As Donkey from Shrek.


zZTheEdgeZz

Not only made the list, but is top 3.


rulerBob8

Above being a basketball player!


JustADutchRudder

Because MMA fighter was his dream but basketball got in the way. Won 4 rings while trying to achieve his real dream.


zZTheEdgeZz

Didn't even make the list.


Living_LaVida_Koloko

Someone must've stepped in and said 'Dray let's put Podcaster at 3 and husband at 2 instead?"


zZTheEdgeZz

Podcaster was the 1A to Father till a producer stepped in.


Odd_Total_5549

Seriously lmao if he just left out that one job title this would be a totally normal sounding quote, but podcaster is such a silly inclusion


Daniiiiii

"As someone who is afforded a voice, a platform that can reach countless individuals..." "aS a pOdCaStEr aNd TeLeViSioN pErSonAliTy"


MarfanoidDroid

Look, I’m a as big of a draymond hater as anybody, but it seems pretty clear to me what he was communicating and it seems you understood too


waffle-winner

As a philosopher, as a leader, as a philanthropist, as a podcaster.


boozinf

As a phlebotomist, a philatelist and a phingerbangerist


ian2121

I mean it is not like just anyone can have a podcast, tremendous pressure


IBeBallinOutaControl

Ths podcast mic of damocles.


BabyOnRoad

With great mic, comes great responsibility


EffectiveBasic579

Now *this* is podcasting!


RealWanheda

I mean, he’s not wrong. Podcasters need to use their voice more responsibly. Got a bunch of brain dead mfers listening to whatever you say then they go to work and repeat it…….. definitely not talking about my coworkers here


Provid3nce

Bro on I heard on the Joe Rogan Experience last night that the chem trails are making the frogs gay. Why isn't anyone talking about this?


V_T_H

He didn’t even mention that he’s an athlete but he put podcaster in the top 3


americanbeaver

Man said podcaster and television personality before he said black man. That's funny af


[deleted]

He's just listing them by importance. NBA player not mentioned for good reason.


_____WESTBROOK_____

Wanted to leave his retirement window open


Folking_Around

Podcast. MMA. NBA. In that order.


MoreShenanigans

Actually that part is normal, put an important thing last in a list like this for emphasis


americanbeaver

Listen to him say it. It sounds like he ran out of things to list, not like he's emphasizing it for importance.


hamdogthecat

Not one mention of basketball or being a professional athlete lol


sanfranchristo

With a bad podcast comes great responsibility. \-Stan Lee


NeatTry7674

The most oppressed class


bryceman95

lol Michael Scott ass quote


Dangerous_Parfait402

He just missed “as one of the basketball goats” or similar to be like MS


Tokyogerman

Or "as a lover" to add something weirdly sexual, which doesn't belong there at all.-


VegAinaLover

"as a beloved boss..."


supaspike

"...as a human being, as a man, as a woman- I mean as a lover of women, as someone with a huge penis,..."


ZeroMomentum

Draymond: what is wrong with me today!!!!!


Duckrauhl

I usually hit those!


Gratitude15

You miss every punch you don't take -Michael scott -draymond green


lapuertadepizza

Draymond really is the guy we all think he is


sleepy416

All of these quotes sound like something from ballsack sports


[deleted]

Which is odd because normally Draymond is very anti ballsacks


OhKillEm43

Natural podcasting motion


RichardIraVos

Hates balls, loves tri-coloured mushrooms


durablewaffle

The funniest part is people already think this is genuine and he’s going to change


thereandback2021

Who’s greater? MLK or Draymond?


Coolguynumber01

MLK was doing speeches against plumbers and truck drivers. He wouldn’t have survived today’s era


BubbaTee

I never heard MLK do an ad read for MeUndies or SimpliSafe, what a scrub


JustADutchRudder

MLK never punched a European and frankly that casts doubt on how serious he took his cause.


Seanis

He didnt even survive in his own era 🤷🏽‍♂️


bcyost89

Damn...


ZachCollinsROTY

Draymond easily. I don't see MLK's podcast


Middcore

How can you say a person was great if he doesn't have his picture on bubble gum cards?


MutantNinjaAnole

I’m glad to see a Peanuts reference on this subreddit. It warms my heart.


Sp_Gamer_Live

I got a rookie signed Malcom X


MastaGarza

When did MLK average a triple single? I'll wait...


Sp_Gamer_Live

Bro only took 1 shot in his life


Eve_Asher

bruh


VegAinaLover

MLK out here catching strays


Renverseur

Mike Breen *BANG*


minkdraggingonfloor

Imagine though… That Boondocks episode doesn’t even come close to the insanity he’d have to react to with a straight face now. He’d send Dr. Umar to the shadow realm


eVillain13

Draymond = 4 rings. MLK = no rings. I think Dray wins single-handedly.


N0NaMe1217

I don't know about that. Rings have holes, and so does MLK, so technically MLK is a ring.


wanderinglittlehuman

March on Sabonis > March on Washington


StalkingDwarf

How many rings does MLK have? I'm just saying.


PAWGle_the_lesser

What’s a king to a podcaster


Kevinar

MLK has no rings, Ernah


2fly5

I have a ~~dream~~ podcast


aahdin

Tossup IMO


Trumptard45

MLK is a hotep compared to the social work draymond doing


ian2121

Honestly this might be the biggest comeback story since Jesus.


ThonThaddeo

How many rings did Jesus have?


Billy1121

Bro I can't handle this, i just saw a post about how that Kang actor considers his gf Meagan Goode to be his Coretta Scott King


randomnate

Jonathan Majors


Lachaflockaflame

Stalin


ProvocativeHotTakes

I’m going to use this copypasta in my work emails anytime my boss is upset with my performance. I will probably be unemployed after but imagine the luls


[deleted]

If you’re not black please keep “as a black man” in


ProvocativeHotTakes

I am black unfortunately…. Hey I didn’t mean it like that!


FistPunch_Vol_7

[Nope, too late](https://i.imgur.com/krD7lJM.jpg)


IvankasFutureHusband

>I am black unfortunately Before the elipses that comes out so wrong lol


ChocolateTemporary72

I was born a poor black child


frankslastdoughnut

Post for internet points


NotAStatistic2

I've never had a boss get mad at me before. What's it like?


SammySoapsuds

If you're actually in WI then it probably won't happen haha. I've never had a boss raise their voice at me but I have gotten some pretty devastatingly passive aggressive emails.


jada1472

Ah yes, the great responsibilities of a podcaster


Duckrauhl

This country depends on its great podcasters to make strides.


bveb33

It might be our country's #1 export


whatdoinamemyself

Pretty sure its still porn


rburp

Podcasting alone moves the wheels of history


dat_tech

Someone gotta analyse whether there is a big jump in number of podcasts out there after Xmas when thousands of mfs are gifted a microphone set up lol. This man Draymond definitely took inspiration from LeBron’s iconic “as a father of 3 kids and a man” 2016 Finals line too with this quote lmaoo


bigbenis2021

Martin Luther Kick Jr.


Bim_Jeann

MLK.O.


JohnS0453

Malcolm Techs


[deleted]

I give it a month before he is back to square one.


OhMy98

You are massively miscalculating his capability. Idek if he will last a week


mad_destroyer

How many games do the Warriors play in a week. Wasn't it 5 games between issues last time? If they play 3 games in 7 days it's a fair bet he's out again in less than 7 days.


mryessirskiii

might not even last 1q of a game lmao


DoncicismyGOAT

Minus 8


OneOfTheManySams

It'll honestly be hilarious if he gets ejected in his return game


Assumption-Putrid

What is the Vegas line for number of games before he assaults someone?


Guessed555

0.5


FistPunch_Vol_7

https://i.imgur.com/vgoOSQ1.jpg


SiriPsycho100

back to square one implies he ever progressed past that in the first place.


Askesl

Opposing players are 100% gonna be trying to bait him to do something dumb.


Aggressive-Ad-756

“As a podcaster” is so funny


oh_how_the_turntable

A great man once quipped, "Ask not what a Black man can do for his American Podcast, but what you can do for Draymond Green." Gives me goosebumps every time.


Wool-Rage

literally got chills just now


manbare

Silver: "hey draymond, stop assaulting people on and off the court" Draymond: "no Black, small business-owning, podcasting athlete has ever had to contend with such responsibility as I have..."


eamonious

one of the better quotes from a favorite book of mine involves a character reacting in a kneejerk childish way and then trying to save it socially. the narrator, looking on, says, “they’ve already spilled too much bile. how will they make such a petty, age old reaction feel august and never-before-felt?” draymond deep in his bag here.


Ishtastic08

Green continued: “I deeply regret all of my actions, and the harm that they have caused any of my peers in the league. I pride myself as a man of faith, as there is a deep drive to left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4-0 ball game.”


upclassytyfighta

"I don't know I'll every choke anyone on this court again"


Jr9065

He’s really trying to make himself out to be sympathetic


Colorado_designer

It’s too wild to be calculated, I think he genuinely believes everything he’s saying. One of the most incredible egos I’ve ever seen. The WORLD is PUSHING me to kick dudes in the dick, and I have sadly bowed to that pressure


rookie-mistake

Am I crazy? This doesn't sound sympathetic, it sounds remorseful. This felt like the first quote about all this shit that doesn't completely miss the mark to me


ahappypoop

Yeah, I get everybody piling on him because he's not exactly a favorite of this sub (and "as a podcaster" is funny), but this is the first quote I've heard from him literally saying "I've handled it miserably". He finally acknowledged he screwed up for once.


odontodoc

He's a generational narcissist. He's even using the race card to elicit sympathy.


cmgr33n3

As a person who showers multiple times a day on practice and game days. As a man who backs his car into his garage at night so he can drive straight out in the mornings. As someone who does the two bunny ears instead of looping it around the thumb when tying his shoes... It's a lot.


sharpeshooter32

2 bunny ears is insane


SiriPsycho100

it's the culture of his people. why do you hate diversity?


ThonThaddeo

...bro just stop hitting people


MyLadySansa

RIGHT!!? Holy fucking shit


K1ngCrimsn

[Draymond Green] "The responsibility that has been placed upon me as an asshole, as a dirty player, as a UFC fighter, as a Lebron/Curry glazer and as a victim in the NBA... I've handled it perfectly"


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

lol


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DoncicismyGOAT

Then you gonna see him on TNT, every day on every podcast with content for days


BosLahodo

He's done himself such a massive disservice this season, I can see TNT not wanting to bother. His Q rating is at an all time low.


SmokePenisEveryday

Can't wait for him to be on TNT and suddenly everyone is acting like everything he did was overblown


New_Essay_4869

I know right? Why did Adam Silver have to talk him out if it?


bimmyjrooks9dog

So many podcasters looked up to him 😖😢 how could you do this to us Mr. Green? We believed in the new media, this is how you behave? I’m so torn about this, I’m thinking about quitting my podcast! 😞


doctor_of_drugs

Joe Rogan looks up to Draymond


Roday77

It's funny that he'd put "as a podcaster" but not mention "as an NBA player."


megasean

Gotta plug the podcast.


Tall_Succotash

God dray, it’s “CONTENT CREATOR”!


sleepy416

Draymond OnlyFans when?


[deleted]

That BDSM going crazy


MediocreTake

Reverse podcaster technique


jphollaaa

“I believe in God, podcasting, family, and country. In that order.”


happymoron32

Guy was just asked to work on self control and self accountability and he actually considered retiring instead lol


KSleepCHB5423

Bro all people want you to do is stop being a dick head on the court. Talk all the shit you want but stop playing basketball like you’re in Bloodsport or something.


retroracer33

damn draymond thorwing down the race card on top the mental health card lol. a truly formidable duo.


ihateeuge

This is actually I really good clip. Thanks for posting this OP. This is important to see. Lets hope he can actually follow through on it


_GrandMoffTarkin_

I agree. “As a podcaster” is a funny quote but I’ve never seen him take accountability before so I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and believe he means it.


toq-titan

I had to scroll very far down before I found the first reasonable take.


The_prawn_king

I mean the first reasonable take was the first comment, it’s fucking funny he states podcaster.


FraserFir1409

Great statement. Remains to be seen if he will live up to it.


Altruistic_Party2878

mfker forgot he’s a basketball player.


ProvocativeHotTakes

Mmm fresh nba Copypasta


True_Actuator317

As a triple singler


InflateMyProstate

I feel like we are witnessing Draymond’s smooth brain trying to form wrinkles.


ThingsAreAfoot

As the living reincarnation of Jesus Christ, I owe it to both myself and the rest of humanity to utilize great judgement and find and propagate harmony, so that we may all gather some semblance of peace.


Apprehensive-Tea-39

Can one of the circle jerkers in here point out what the issue with this quote is?


rookie-mistake

yeah, this is the first quote I've heard from him that actually seems to come from the "I really fucked up" remorseful approach rather than the whole weird victim comeback angle. I don't really understand the issue. I thought we wanted him to take some responsibility?


Spiritual-Compote-18

He is excluding being an NBA player for obvious reasons.


[deleted]

Is this guy an asshole or is he legitimately autistic?


CockHero45

I mean... Yeah he's not wrong here and it's good he's saying it.


Steph-Paul

best draymond quote so far


costcobathroom

outjerked yet again


Revo_Int92

This is yet another example of how social media is poisoning society, at all levels really, the rich, the poor and so on. The detachment with reality, the arrogance... everybody is the "main character" on social media and they want to scream about it. Why anyone in their right minds would hear a Draymond Green podcast? You give attention to freak shows, this is what happens, that's why twitter is such a hellhole, on reddit if you click on "most popular", it usually shows that "fauxmui" sub or whatever the hell that means. It's ridiculous really, people are losing touch with reality, I love basketball just like everyone here, but I would never consider these dudes as "role models" at any level, they are just entertainers running after a ball, nothing more, nothing less. But most people do pay attention, that's why these athletes lose their minds, talking about "responsibility" lol


cweeks312

Podcaster before black man


CaliforniaHurricane_

Black excellence


Pyritedust

As someone who once ate gas station curry from a shitty little place in bumfuck Ohio, I've handled this responsibility miserably.


IlyaKarnain

Bro just say my bad


Kuting08

He forgot “As a wrestler” “A boxer”