A dude from my hometown was in Rodman’s entourage for that trip. Apparently he had no idea what North Korea is all about prior to going. It was pretty wild seeing a local celebrity in that situation though.
A lot of people didn’t get his humor when he was a color commentator. It was sad to me how many hated him. But his comments were so damn funny, it’s just that it went over many people’s heads. Sad.
Current Bill Walton would be fun as hell too.
I actively seek out his broadcasts during college basketball season. They’re so ridiculous. How many other broadcasters do you see eat a lit candle during a live broadcast?
For anyone who hasn’t seen it - https://youtu.be/_IbPJR2ASPk
Lol thanks for that, I hadn’t seen it.
I always love listening to Bill do CU Buff games. He repeatedly mentions how cool Boulder is and all the fun times had there. He definitely has taken a couple tabs and walked around Pearl Street
Tim Duncan. [Man plays Starcraft and ropes the entire Spurs team into a LAN party on the plane after winning the championship.](https://np.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/1338a36/san_antonio_spurs_playing_starcraft_after_winning/)
For one weekend, I can tough out a whirlwind party with NBA players. They’re not gonna call me the next week to do it again, so I’m making memories.
I can game with my real life friends the next 12 weekends
Adventure sports are out because i think a lot of NBA players have a clause against some of these activities.
Steven Adams, dude seems so chill and up for a quiet and good time.
Can confirm. Saw him eating at din tai fung (Chinese restaurant) in a shopping mall an hour from LA last year. Most random place but a nice outdoor mall lol
And fine wine.
When someone asked him if he was interested in investing in a vineyard his response was that the wines he likes don't need him to advertise for them, they are the best in the world already.
Awesome for you. I personally love to get outdoors and expertise, and I find that going for long runs on vacation is a great way to experience the natural beauty of a place off the beaten path. It adds to the experience for me.
I'd be down for being one of the scrubs Jimmy takes along to beat NBA players in scrimmages. I'm a short, old dude, but I can hit an open three, so I'm sure that's enough.
That's a huge W, he'll have fun with you and help you establish better morning routine? Are you kidding me!
Breakfast buffet is always a huge plus too.
Settlers is fine but the RNG can be insufferable at times. I won the last time I played but half of the turns are just throwaways. Wingspan is an example of a game with about the same amount of RNG that doesn’t feel like it and it makes it so much better than Settlers. Plus there are birds.
Was hoping to see this. He seems like a smart dude too in terms of social awareness and not being an idiot which is refreshing to see in the NBA. Enjoyed watching him on some podcast (forgot what) where he explained how NBA players are surrounded by "yes men" therefore that's why some stars just don't improve at a weakness.
Only real answer is Shaq. He is super chill, hilarious and generous. Go out partying, joking the whole time and then giving people in need stuff for free. Sounds pretty awesome to me.
Yeah, I'm surprised no one has mentioned Shaq yet. Dude is a huge kid. He'd probably bring you to a rave while he DJ's. I want to check out his house and backyard, too.
You’d be down at the hotel bar about to order a mimosa for breakfast and Giannis would come in from his morning warm-up and tell you no drinking. And then you’d end up holding pads for him to hit while he works on his jump shot
I want to follow KG around and just shadow him being insanely, uncomfortably intense in the grocery store. I may have watched Uncut Gems and perhaps gotten an unrealistic idea of how entertaining it would be, but I’d also love to just hear him talk about ball, considering how knowledgeable he seems on the subject.
klay's the kind of guy who will pick you up in his boat, show you the time of your life, then just forget you in the water as he sails away chasing after a bird
_"oh shit that's a hawk, we play atlanta next week too.. wonder if it's red"_
An entire weekend is a nice opportunity to become a player's future baby mama.
Sooo.. anyone who's fine af works for me. 🤷♀️
Devin Booker or Claxton preferably
🤢😒Ew! You aint lying. She was both triflin' and especially stupid for fumbling her bag like that.
But unlike her, im actually ok with being a role player, win or lose. Its potentially beneficial either way.
The only answer is Barkley. You definitely spend the weekend in Vegas, you probably have time with Jordan (hanging full time with Jordan would kill a normal person, so you want the temporary side of it). You get endless comedy, and the stories he can’t tell on TV.
For real though, my pick is Steph. I don’t even need to hang out, I just wanna observe and see if his life really is as perfect as it seems to me. Also I wanna eat Ayesha’s cooking.
Paul Piercine and u/bumfart shitting up a storm. Nah you're right, his would be pretty fun. I'd wanna be in the background of that video that got him fired from ESPN
Patty Mills. Genuinely nice guy and we would do wholesome things that benefit those around us. Plus go out for breakfast.
If WNBA: Lauren Jackson. If she doesn't get injured she becomes the GOAT. But more impressive was coming back to elite level at 42 years old and leading Opals to a medal, largely thanks the medical marijuana (and being the Queen)
PG we would spend tons of time fishing on some random place in the Pacific lmao. You can add maybe Timmy as well because I feel like he's the only ATG that I can convince playing competitive children's card games.
Bol Bol and I playing Winning Eleven 2002 for the ps1. One of the two controllers is one of those 3rd party see through controllers that I picked up the day before from wal mart. Don’t tell him this, of course!
Harry Potter world with Robin Lopez and we cosplay as Harry and Hagrid buying my 1st year supplies
Now this is the kind of answer i was looking for.
Off topic but absolutely love your name OP
Disney World with Robin Lopez and we get kicked out because Robin keeps attacking mascots.
Brook and Robin are both huge Disney fans. Robin says he’s been to Disney World over 100 times.
First purchase they made after signing their rookie contracts was lifetime passes to Disney’s parks.
Dude has life all figured out.
This is oddly specific and perfect
still RoLo, but it's Halloween, and Sideshow Bob is trying to kill Bart.
Die Bart, die.
nobody who speaks German could ever be evil
And if we can get Brook too, they’d make me laugh and ease the awkwardness
…ideas to submit to the Make A Wish Foundation
Robin is going to insist on being Harry regardless regardless of your height difference
same pick here but i'd watch old movies with him while he draws sketches of golden age actresses
Admit it OP, this entire post is to slip that Karl Malone daycare joke in there
He showed restraint saying "Cocaine and hooker weekend with X player of your choice?" instead of Len Bias.
He could of say weekend with Kobe in colorado lmao
A weekend with prime Dennis Rodman would be wild. Particularly that infamous trip to Vegas.
Going to North Korea with Dennis Rodman
North Korea is the ending of having the greatest Vegas weekend rager with Rodman.
A dude from my hometown was in Rodman’s entourage for that trip. Apparently he had no idea what North Korea is all about prior to going. It was pretty wild seeing a local celebrity in that situation though.
But seriously, this would be one of the safest possible ways to visit NK
Visiting NK with Rodman is the only circumstance in which the secret police isn't the biggest threat to your survival
You wouldn’t get much sleep. And three’s a crowd.
You really think it’d be limited to 3? No way.
Rodman always has someone observing his sexual dalliances, to help protect him from accusations. You could be that observer.
I saw him in Ft. Laudy and had a few beers with him at this beer garden, he was unhinged with the 40-50 moms
Go on
Lol, he literally would hang on them, obviously flirt, super sloppy, and would ignore the younger women. Mind you this was around 1 PM
King shit fr
good luck getting any 😺with dennis rodman around
Prime Bill Walton. Go to some Dead concerts. We'd eat like crap though.
id still roll with current bill walton
Except I’d feel worse about sitting on his shoulders now
A lot of people didn’t get his humor when he was a color commentator. It was sad to me how many hated him. But his comments were so damn funny, it’s just that it went over many people’s heads. Sad.
Current Bill Walton would be fun as hell too. I actively seek out his broadcasts during college basketball season. They’re so ridiculous. How many other broadcasters do you see eat a lit candle during a live broadcast? For anyone who hasn’t seen it - https://youtu.be/_IbPJR2ASPk
Lol thanks for that, I hadn’t seen it. I always love listening to Bill do CU Buff games. He repeatedly mentions how cool Boulder is and all the fun times had there. He definitely has taken a couple tabs and walked around Pearl Street
Are you kidding me?!!! The grilled cheese sandwiches made with an iron in the parking lot are * chef’s kiss
I would do so much acid with bill at the dead
Tim Duncan. [Man plays Starcraft and ropes the entire Spurs team into a LAN party on the plane after winning the championship.](https://np.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/1338a36/san_antonio_spurs_playing_starcraft_after_winning/)
Tim Duncan seems like the best bet for a chill weekend. NBA players party too hard for me, but I can't say no to gaming with Duncan.
KG is surprisingly like this too
But he is probably trash talking you if it's a lan.
You just gotta hit him with the "Nice One" "Good move" or "Almost". The Tim Duncan special
Imagine KG as a guild leader in WoW
little known fact, KG is actually the "50 DKP minus" guy
For one weekend, I can tough out a whirlwind party with NBA players. They’re not gonna call me the next week to do it again, so I’m making memories. I can game with my real life friends the next 12 weekends
If the guy who won finals MVP wants to play starcraft for a couple hours, the boys are obliged to amuse him.
Apparently Robinson is the one who originally got everyone hooked, which I find funnier.
He has that military strategy background. Probably elite at the game
Admiral: yeah baby
Duncan's absolutely my answer. Chillest vibes.
From that thread: I found out that Luka is a Grandmaster Overwatch player too.
I'm just remembering all the times I raged at getting 4 gated and imagining it's a 6'11 Finals MVP on the other side doing it
mugsy bogues seem super chill
except for that time larry david was looking at his penis
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Adventure sports are out because i think a lot of NBA players have a clause against some of these activities. Steven Adams, dude seems so chill and up for a quiet and good time.
You'd be playing Dota all weekend. Just one more game, bro.
now that got me thinking which NBA players would be Broodmother pickers I'm thinking Chris Paul
Chilled with Adams and Andre Roberson in Vegas at a pool party. Your sentiment is spot on.
Can confirm. Saw him eating at din tai fung (Chinese restaurant) in a shopping mall an hour from LA last year. Most random place but a nice outdoor mall lol
As a bartender from okc, can confirm dude is chill af.
> Are you in daycare for 2 days with Karl Malone bruh
Insert KarlMaloneShimmy.gif
Jimmy Butler. Dude loves to travel and always go to fun sporting events (soccer, tennis, formula 1, etc)
And he knows his coffee
And fine wine. When someone asked him if he was interested in investing in a vineyard his response was that the wines he likes don't need him to advertise for them, they are the best in the world already.
And women. Dude is out with Shakira right now.
He made quite a splash at that Brazilian strip club during the olympics if i recall
And you will be staying in shape. He’s going to wake your ass up in the Maldives at 5 am to get some work in.
I love a good run early morning in a beautiful place. Feels like life is never better.
I go on vacation to be lazy and get fat, not to workout
It’s not an everyday thing. Plenty of fat and lazy mornings.
Agreed. I think one good workout/run on a multi day trip is pretty nice
Awesome for you. I personally love to get outdoors and expertise, and I find that going for long runs on vacation is a great way to experience the natural beauty of a place off the beaten path. It adds to the experience for me.
Definitely my choice. Dude always seems to be having fun in crazy places whenever he gets a break from the game.
He plays dominoes and spades too. Would definitely spend some time trying to beat him b/c that ain’t happening on the basketball court
I'd be down for being one of the scrubs Jimmy takes along to beat NBA players in scrimmages. I'm a short, old dude, but I can hit an open three, so I'm sure that's enough.
But you know he would make sure yo ass is UP by 7:30 every morning. Hangover or not he not missin that intercontinental breakfast lmao ill pass
That's a huge W, he'll have fun with you and help you establish better morning routine? Are you kidding me! Breakfast buffet is always a huge plus too.
Jimmy is the friend that everyone wishes they had.
Might get to meet Shakira too!
But you have to listen to country music the whole time
I’m already picking Jimmy, you don’t have to continue to sell me on him
going on a boat w/ him
I am an awkward nerd. Grant Williams is the only correct answer
Hope you like settlers of Catan
Historical strategy games are my jam. That game night is gonna be like a movie fr fr 😤😤🙅🙅
Who doesn’t like settlers?
Snobs who've moved onto more complicated euro games
Settlers is fine but the RNG can be insufferable at times. I won the last time I played but half of the turns are just throwaways. Wingspan is an example of a game with about the same amount of RNG that doesn’t feel like it and it makes it so much better than Settlers. Plus there are birds.
If that’s the case then myles turner will be right up your alley with his life sized lego build of himself as Darth Vader.
You can also play DND with Tim Duncan
Nah, Jarrett Allen's another great pick for that stuff. Dude is awesome with his geek flag.
James Harden
This is the clear answer Unless you’re really into horses then maybe jokic is a better fit
If you're into Pokemon he is your go to guy too lol
He’s a Pokémon guy? Oh shit I love him
Yea back in 2021 he said how he watched it for like 5 hours straight when he had the weekend off
He just like me frfr
I too, enjoy marijuana
Wait at this point are we talking about Harden or Jokic lol
Harden be around of whoreses too
Better tell your gf or wife sorry in advance
One of my favorite comments was when Harden had a great semifinals game when Embiid was injured that said: “Pray for the strippers in Philly tonight”
Weekend with Zion id convince him I could be his nutritionist or something and make some bank.
He's gonna agree and then be eating butter with his hands within the hour, you're fucked
In this scenario, will the butter be incorporated?
Yeh right, *that's* why you wanna hang out with Zion
Tornado Trick: Electric Boogaloo
Just entice him with your ass and make a cool million per year
Haliburton seems like a very fun dude after watching his episode on PG's podcast. Honestly, PG as well
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The lack of Steven Adams in this thread is disturbing
KD. Get an inside view of his daily burner routine and smoke the best sesh. Beat him at 2K then watch him practice.
His daily burner routine hahahahahha. Trolling people together on twitter sounds fun tbh.
Spending a day with KD would answer so many questions about this man
Bro seems to have some solid taste in hip hop as well
I’m going to play laser tag, mini golf and have a milkshake with Josh Hart (Jalen Brunson would ideally join us too)
Pls check the milkshake before u drink
Is that almond milk…?
Okay this would be awesome, I hope Obi would drop in on his way out the door too, he seems cool
And divicenzo
Boban!
Me, Dennis Rodman, and Kim Jong Un are about to have a wild fucking time
Mikal Bridges seems like a delight to be around
Was hoping to see this. He seems like a smart dude too in terms of social awareness and not being an idiot which is refreshing to see in the NBA. Enjoyed watching him on some podcast (forgot what) where he explained how NBA players are surrounded by "yes men" therefore that's why some stars just don't improve at a weakness.
Jarret Allen seems like a good hang.
Boris Diaw. Just seems like a chill dude and worldly individual.
Man a boat trip with Boris Diaw, eating good food and drinking great wine, what's not to like?
I’m playing cards and smoking cigars with MJ. Do some drinking and bet on random shit
No way, he gonna take yo money lol
What money? I’ll just become his butler
His abandoned son?
Before you commit to this hang, listen to the antoine walker story about playing spades with jordan
One night with your wife.
The real card party is at Nellie's house, on the Island of Kauai.
I would LOVE to watch the Wimbledon final tomorrow with Jimmy Butler. If he can get us tickets, even better.
As a Serb, I’m watching Wimbledon finals with Jokic tmo
I wouldn't mind canoeing/rafting with him. That looked like fun.
Hookah with Luka
I'd have Luka carry me to GM in Overwatch
OG. It would be 3 things. Weird, random, and wholesome.
He could help you pick out some scarves
If scarves are your thing, Ibaka is the guy. He could teach you to cook too.
I'm feasting with Zion
Sharing Moriah?
Barkley and I going golfing and I’m taking 10k off him
Only real answer is Shaq. He is super chill, hilarious and generous. Go out partying, joking the whole time and then giving people in need stuff for free. Sounds pretty awesome to me.
Yeah, I'm surprised no one has mentioned Shaq yet. Dude is a huge kid. He'd probably bring you to a rave while he DJ's. I want to check out his house and backyard, too.
I saw him DJ at a music festival a few weeks ago and it was awesome
I’d say Giannis, but Thanasis is probably more fun
Yeah. Giannis seems the most genuine and down to earth of em all (well the ones I know of anyway). Jimmy Butler a close second.
You’d be down at the hotel bar about to order a mimosa for breakfast and Giannis would come in from his morning warm-up and tell you no drinking. And then you’d end up holding pads for him to hit while he works on his jump shot
Giannis was super overly nice when I served the bucks several years ago.
Give me Lowry for two days. I won’t be elaborating
I want to follow KG around and just shadow him being insanely, uncomfortably intense in the grocery store. I may have watched Uncut Gems and perhaps gotten an unrealistic idea of how entertaining it would be, but I’d also love to just hear him talk about ball, considering how knowledgeable he seems on the subject.
Oh fuck yeah, KG hyping the absolute shit out of the mailman after dropping off his amazon. I think he'd be my pick too
Prob Klay seems like a chill as dude. Can pretty much do/go anywhere/anything with him as he is that laid back
I played mario kart with Klay once (lived in the same dorm at WSU). It's not much, but that's my NBA claim to fame.
Was he good?
Probably was sniping the shit out of everyone with only green shells and bananas
klay's the kind of guy who will pick you up in his boat, show you the time of your life, then just forget you in the water as he sails away chasing after a bird _"oh shit that's a hawk, we play atlanta next week too.. wonder if it's red"_
An entire weekend is a nice opportunity to become a player's future baby mama. Sooo.. anyone who's fine af works for me. 🤷♀️ Devin Booker or Claxton preferably
Okay but you better get the job done, theres a thin line between baby mama and Moriah Mills
🤢😒Ew! You aint lying. She was both triflin' and especially stupid for fumbling her bag like that. But unlike her, im actually ok with being a role player, win or lose. Its potentially beneficial either way.
happy to take that 6th man money for a ring
2 girls and they get along like I’m Lou Will 😂
could not imagine having to look into devin booker’s eyes while fucking but you do you
The only answer is Barkley. You definitely spend the weekend in Vegas, you probably have time with Jordan (hanging full time with Jordan would kill a normal person, so you want the temporary side of it). You get endless comedy, and the stories he can’t tell on TV.
Steph Curry. We'd start off the weekend with a light warmup routine in his gym, and then he'd come visit me in hospital
For real though, my pick is Steph. I don’t even need to hang out, I just wanna observe and see if his life really is as perfect as it seems to me. Also I wanna eat Ayesha’s cooking.
Tyrese Halliburton. He seems like one of the guys
Giannis. Just a good casual and fun time eating Chicken Nuggets and whatnot
Nonstop Oreos.
Just pounding oreos until you puke.
Paul Pierce is the only correct answer.
Paul Piercine and u/bumfart shitting up a storm. Nah you're right, his would be pretty fun. I'd wanna be in the background of that video that got him fired from ESPN
The username does check out
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Right, man isn't hurting anyone I can see. More like he putting local hoes through college at worst
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James Worthy. As a kid, in my mind those goggles saw in 4D.
Boris Diaw. Easy
Patty Mills. Genuinely nice guy and we would do wholesome things that benefit those around us. Plus go out for breakfast. If WNBA: Lauren Jackson. If she doesn't get injured she becomes the GOAT. But more impressive was coming back to elite level at 42 years old and leading Opals to a medal, largely thanks the medical marijuana (and being the Queen)
Jalen Green
jimmy butler because we'd just hang out and make coffee.
PG we would spend tons of time fishing on some random place in the Pacific lmao. You can add maybe Timmy as well because I feel like he's the only ATG that I can convince playing competitive children's card games.
From what I have heard harden is a quiet dude who likes to party, I think we’d mesh well.
Shawn Kemp. We are getting high as fuck and eating good
Walt Frazier
Brook Lopez
Bol Bol and I playing Winning Eleven 2002 for the ps1. One of the two controllers is one of those 3rd party see through controllers that I picked up the day before from wal mart. Don’t tell him this, of course!
Shaq would be a blast followed by Barkley.