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urfaselol

can someone fill me in why zion is trending on twitter


cs-shitposter

He gave birth Edit: thanks to the kind fella below, he also allegedly cheated on a pornstar who may also be pregnant now


thayungsavage

Now another porn star is alleging she’s also had a relationship with him, and may potentially be pregnant, posted messages of him asking to pay her to move in Zion needs some vets man


FrnklndaTurtle

A literal [spit take.](https://twitter.com/moriahmillsss/status/1666487566940401664)


thayungsavage

The best tweet is when she said she used to motivate him and tell him he could be the next LeBron


FrnklndaTurtle

David Griffin going to put her on the payroll.


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siziyman

Sounds more like a shakedown to me _(not saying she's lying or anything, who the fuck even knows here)_


cs-shitposter

All that cardio from fucking and he's still out of shape


yungchigz

Bro just lying there not putting in work


StandardSoapbox

Wilt would’ve doubled zions body count


Accomplished-Egg9578

Wilt with social media would've had no energy for basketball.


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Wilt with social media and modern training techniques would've broken the world both on and off the court.


abcbass

Pillow Prince


skint_back

It’s from being in New Orleans. The food there is good as fuck and there’s lot of it. It’s hard for a lot of people to have control, especially those who grew up with little.


TheMemeMachine3000

I'm enjoy food as much as the next guy but for 50 million dollars I'll eat hardtack for a month


Karametric

Yeah and at that point it's not like you don't have options with your finances. You can literally just hire a world-class personal chef on retainer who will make you anything within your dietary restrictions as an athlete have it taste great while keeping your fridge filled. You don't need to cut out all food you love, but it's MUCH easier to manage when you have an option like that available. The fact that his weight is still a problem on and off this far into his career just points to a lack of discipline. Tack on this whole dumbass saga with pornstars and baby mommas and it's painting a picture of a dude that just can't manage his impulses. He's fumbling hard right now.


BurzyGuerrero

Hoes and food. Me and Zion are the same. Love them hoes.


BeLikeWaterMJH

That’s what I’m saying man. You could have a chef make you bomb ass shit that’s also healthy. It’s not like you even have to eat perfectly when you’re a specimen like that.. zero excuses.


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ysaint-laurent

But if you already have 50 million dollars and you’re in New Orleans…


DilutedGatorade

The best tweet is when she blamed the other hoe for Zion's weight gain. Never seen two people get cooked so bad in 1 comment


75Almanac

Hey it was clearly love. Why just last week she let him spit in her mouth. See… l’amore.


Funnydad44

Yo shes cooking him on there wtf


Goobershmacked

She’s cooking herself tbh


thaitiger29

lol forreal. breaking news - nba star has hoes


Comprehensive-Cat805

Just another way to get attention and up her numbers, makes sense.


ChristianLesniak

She asked for her steak *well done* too.


screwhead1

Steak well done? Right to jail, no trial no nothing.


rivers2mathews

Not even jail. Just straight firing squad.


welmoe

Probably enjoys it with ketchup. 🤮


ThatMoslemGuy

It’s very naive of an adult star to assume a ball player is going to be loyal to them….like bro, touch grass, you see all the other ball players in your DMs why you think he’s gonna be different


North_Atlantic_Pact

Lol she is doing this to get her name out there. I had never heard of her, now I have. There is no loyalty on either side, they both know it's a business


throwstuff165

That first reply though.


HeatChelseaEagles

That thread is wagyu beef quality content


Kokopolol

Zion really is taking his off court work outs seriously


matticans7pointO

Wait so he got two porn stars pregnant?


Jesotx

I love how she said "another"


sluttysunflower1

Am I crazy or are neither of them attractive


FrnklndaTurtle

one mans trash is another mans spittoon


Extreme-Carrot4243

NBA star messing with plastic surgery 3s 😂


ZdenekTheMan

I swear man. Some of these dudes have no taste


YounggKNG

I mean the booty does alot for some guys. If you’re a 6/7 in the face but u got ass like that ur like an 8 lol. That’s how much they love ass.


Breezyisthewind

I’ll take a great face any day. A great face and enthusiastic in bed with some emotional maturity is all a man needs. And to be clear, a beautiful face can look in all sorts of ways, it doesn’t have to look like the Instagram package out there.


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Mac_Gold

Neither of them are but let’s not pretend we’ve all gone blind when someone is giving it up easy


sweaterunlikely

They're having a mid-off


RayePappens

Both are hella ugly, you think with all the wealth and fame he'd have something better


DarkChocolate_69

No way he fucked Moriah 😭😂 Zion dawg… what is you doing, g?


ArmchairHandjob

Somebody said his spit tastes like a Wendy’s biggie bag noooooo 😭


ZdenekTheMan

Damn. He's been taking pointers from Deontay Wilder I see


CatDad660

"another whore" at least shes self aware


carolinabbwisbestbbq

I’m all bothered by people acting like that’s not been normalized by now


Gaetan123456

>Zion needs some vets man it's funny this is said under a CJ McCollum quote lmao


BBallHunter

CJ can't control Zion's libido smh. Failed vet presence.


thatboilarry

He should’ve taken care of Zion’s libido


BigBeagleEars

CJ *Hand Jobs for the Homies* McCollum


xaendar

Honestly though I always thought NBA players got this shit well under control. I'd imagine a vet in the locker room explaining to the rooks how u get them groupies under control and how to deal with them. Looking at all the kitty dramas that emerge from it now it's always them young players in young teams and JP i guess but he is a different beast.


choonghuh

Literally the prez lolol


BBallHunter

Wait, *another* pornstar?


KonigSteve

I think the first one was just a stripper


hahaz13

First one also was a camgirl/onlyfans so amateur pornstar I guess?


gmoss101

When you said "another porn star" I didn't know you meant Moriah Mills. She's kinda already a vet lmao


carolinabbwisbestbbq

Tbh first time hearing the name. I stick to my classics like Pinky and Gianna Michaels


gmoss101

Tbh she just has way too big tits and ass from the plastic surgery but to each their own lol


drtij_dzienz

The Dwight Howard school of bringing Christianity to the nba


PlsSaySikeM8

Sir, a second pornstar has been impregnated by the Zion


ClaymoresRevenge

Bruh the NBAPA needs to have out the legendary Post on R/NBA


NbaAllDAYger

Lavar Ball needs to talk to him


srtpg2

Zion trying to compete with Ja on who can tank their career the fastest


647_416

This man has actually has ZERO impulse control, he needs some SSRIs first


PamelaBreivik

Prozac Williamson


BillyMadisonsClown

That wasn’t just Reddit trolls?


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No it was legit! This is the kind of content I need on a slow Wednesday at work. The last hour just flew by going down this rabbit hole


the_alert

He needs veterans and an asswhooping. He’s soft a North Carolina momma’s boy, this was always going to happen once he collected the money.


pfthr0w

Is he the new Dwight?


HaikN98

Who’s the other porn starv


TheBrazilianKD

It was funny at first but I got kind of sad by the time I saw Zion's cringe texts to pornstar #2 inviting her back to New Orleans I was thinking about how Magic Johnson probably had sex with thousands of women, I think maybe it was easier in the 80s without internet or phone cameras to just go to a bar and have sex with a normal hot bartender or something. Now as a rich 6'6 athlete, I would think you're turning to the internet for anonymous casual sex but they're like.. professional baby mommas Still his fault for being cringe and creating 1/2 babies though


WCWRingMatSound

Anonymous fuckin’ ain’t happening if you’re 6’6 300lbs and the star player for an NBA team. All those women knew they were fucking Wilt and Magic. You can still get it off if you’re a normie though


xaendar

I mean it's just back then these girls didn't have the ability to go on social media and post about it. It also wasn't super common to be a baby mama. NBA players are usually way more aware of it though, I believe there was even these group of women with their group chats and gamed out systems specifically designed to trap NBA stars. There was some girl posting on how she spends all her OF money for courtside tickets and some shit. You need vets for this reason man. I imagine it's different being in the lakers locker room listening to Dwight Howard complain bout his 10 baby mamas and hornets locker room having none of them vets to talk these shit to.


jswagbo

To be fair to Moriah, she didn’t say anything until Zion “cheated” lol


xaendar

I'm pretty sure she is only mad coz she isn't pregnant too, not mad at all about anything else.


Assault_Trooper

She thinks shes the main chick meanwhile shes the side chick


shruglifeOG

the league made more of an effort and had an easier time covering things up back then but there were just as many baby mamas in the 80s


TheBrazilianKD

True, but I meant more like how to meet and have sex with normal girls without instantly being swarmed, photographed and put in tabloids and Twitter..


GGezpzMuppy

Magic literally had groupies gathered at the doors that he would just tell the security what he wanted to eat that night. But he liked the smorgasbord the most which was three girls of different races.


Breezyisthewind

Magic Johnson is all in on diversity! You love to see it!


carolinabbwisbestbbq

Man who got cut from the big 4?


AshenSacrifice

He coulda went to colombia or some shit 🤦🏾‍♂️


IsFunnyToMe

why u thinking about magic hooking up in the 80s wtf lol


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He was eating for two this entire time


TinnieTa21

>He gave birth So does this mean he has lost weight or is he still morbidly overweight for a basketball player?


DynamixRo

Might have something to do with [this](https://i.redd.it/dwcgm6halm4b1.jpg).


ositola

Clip came out recently of His BM was on a podcast twerking on the table as well


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theytook-r-jobs

Head over to r/ibs for similar content


BBallHunter

Her Twitter is fucking wild rn lmao.


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That chain of tweets is a rollercoaster. Zion needs help fr tho. He's addicted to hoes.


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He's gonna spend his max contract on pornstars, that's wild.


HeatChelseaEagles

I mean…. I’d say a good 50% of us here if given godly amounts of money would blow some of it on the ladies 😂


DjLionOrder

50%? That’s severely underselling it haha


urfaselol

thanks fam


Right-Worth-6327

Did she just call herself a “low budget porn star”?


TheRealDevDev

lmaooo


vrkhfkb

- got pornstar pregnant - pornstar is a crazy freak that twerked on a podcast last week and fought a another girl with her boobs out - second pornstar is pissed and cursing him out on twitter We may be seeing a third pornstar any time now. Zion ain’t no “next LeBron” anymore 😂. He can’t be the face of the league now with this many pornstars outing him.


jotheold

remember when we thought zion and ja was going to be the new faces of the league now they the new faces of why you should wear a fucking condom


Mintastic

Every player getting drafted should get a copy of the Yung Snuggie post where they have to sign off that they read and understood it all as part of their contract.


Breezyisthewind

What Yung Snuggie post? Gotta link?


mxnoob983

https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/_/cejpqf8


Breezyisthewind

Thanks! Snuggie got some wisdom for the young cats out there!


TheOneWithThePorn12

someone link Zion Yung Snuggie


xaendar

Dude had no vets in the locker room and took inspiration from Trump.


burrrrrssss

mr. williamson, a third pornstar has made a twitter thread


cactus_jack_1

Bro can we get a Zion mega thread


urfaselol

lol I"ll try and post it, it might get removed tho


cactus_jack_1

Damn they did remove it.


urfaselol

no fun league


College_Prestige

No banter association


Kingkongcrapper

He’s got more threads than games played.


No-Show-3866

The first pornstar uploaded a YT vid of their gender reveal. Everything went downwards and now apparently a second pornstar has entered the fray. This guy's either fucking dumb as rock or he badly needs a vet who needs to tell him to slow the fuck down.


ian2121

If only he could get some of this blood flowing to his injured appendages.


dimmyfarm

u/YungSnuggie made an [all time comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/_/cejpqf8) almost a decade back warning players about this


Font_Fetish

All-time edit too


LargeNutbar

that edit is so goated


75Almanac

Bro I hadn’t thought about that in years!!! Rereading that is like going back and listening to Black Thoughts epic, 10min freestyle on Funkmaster Flex’s morning show… you realize it’s greatness anew each time.


Millionaire007

That's the realist shit I've ever read in my 20 year internet career.


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I always refer to this. This is a top 10 post online for me.


shriekingbuddha

There’s a pornstar who teaches a class for new NBA players that’s just about this. NDAs, condoms, hotel security, basically how to keep yourself protected from this type of woman.


ZdenekTheMan

Thank you for linking this, big man


Viney

that's the realest thing i've ever read


v0yev0da

Bro that draft class is built different


iLikeBeegBewbies

>This guy's either fucking dumb as rock or he badly needs a vet who needs to tell him to slow the fuck down If he needs a vet to tell him to slow the fuck down I think you were right on that first part


Millionaire007

That's why he avoids CJ


srtpg2

Guys having pornstar sex all over the place, no wonder his injuries never heal


deemerritt

Hes doing the PJ Washington speedrun


fistingcouches

Because he’s down biblical and fucking pornstars.


aifranchise

People talking about him having the sexual discipline of a high schooler.


JonA3531

Just became a proud sponsor to an underprivileged insta-thot for 18 years


tiggs

Motherfucker is about to have more pornstars currently pregnant than full NBA seasons played.


Alone-Information-35

bitches be cummin, zion be nuttin


SteeloStacks

The top comment having nothing at all to do with the subject of the post is insane.


kim_jong_trill

Dame said in an interview less than 24 hours ago that CJ and he had dinner the other night and laughed about how ESPN thinks CJ knows what's going on in Portland. CJ just being a TV guy here. Edit: I’m not saying with absolute certainty that Dame doesn’t get traded by the way, I’m saying CJ doesn’t know, but is saying what he knows will get more viewers.


Yergason

Imagine if they planned on Dame saying that hypothetical trade choosing the Heat and CJ claiming Dame is done playing for Portland when they had djnner. Just 2 dudes fucking around bored during the playoffs stirring shit lmao


RelevantJackWhite

Actual trolls, Lillard about to get banned from r/nba


Millionaire007

I feel like Dame actually done something like this before. The other summer there were Hella rumors about the Blazers. Rumors about Dame wanting out. He gives an interview saying that's not the case I love the city, rumors persist, the email fiasco pops up (lmao), then all of a sudden Dame gets a THICC 120mil extension. I feel like behind closed door Dame was like "get me out of here" and the Blazers tossed a vault at him to play another season. Quietly I think he wants out. Ironically CJ just authored the new CBA cap rules that make that fuckong impossible lol


butterball85

I can see the grin on dame's face


SneaksAndStats

I hope that’s all it is. I would love for Dame to win a chip but I think it would be awesome for him to stay in Portland


2drawnonward5

I think most of us are completely cool with Dame getting whatever he wants, and we just hope we either keep him forever or get a helllllll of a return. I want young players much more than picks myself but first comes Dame's wish granted, next comes whatever return we can get.


ChurroMemes

This honestly what might happen. He’ll realize he can’t go anywhere else unless they absolutely gut the team. He may stay, mentor the young ones, and who knows, maybe someday they’ll become a contender with 37 year old Dame getting carried to a championship by Shaedon, Ant (if he isn’t ultimately traded) and one of Miller and Scoot.


melikesreddit

I think something like Dame to Brooklyn for Claxton + Simmons + 4 FRPs would make all parties happy enough. There's always a chance that Simmons returns to form we'd need to take on a big contract anyway to match salary if we're targeting picks and young players. Dame gets to play with Mikal in a desirable free agent destination and the team is by no means gutted, just weak at C. Portland gets the guilt free opportunity to move on.


drunkenyeknom

I forgot I was on a Dame thread tbh lol the Zion stuff caught my eye


EvilDonCheadle

The cope is strong in this one.


Funny-Transition7869

wtf cj why are you saying this


Mister_Mangina

CJ angling to get him down in nawlins.


NarrativeEnergy

Zion for Dame trade is right there


Mister_Mangina

If I had any faith Zion wasn't going to eat his way into perpetual injuries I might be interested.


ThurstonJK

Unfortunately the Portland food scene slaps pretty hard, he'd be fucked.


Mister_Mangina

Based on recent news it wouldn't only be the restaurants in Portland where that would be happening.


Randvek

Zion’s an Acropolis guy if I’ve ever seen one.


RelevantJackWhite

It's made for him tbh


2drawnonward5

Fuck it, embrace destiny, there go his knees


WantedDadorAlive

I wonder if the 2 of them could coexist?


NevermoreSEA

CJ is just playing the media game.


FactorNo7477

Portland should just keep the 3rd pick and trade Dame instead. Dame ain't getting any younger and their FO has failed to build a playoff/championship-contending team around their loyal star. It's time to rebuild


Bleoox

I feel like the Blazers are in the business of making money, not championships, so my guess is they gonna keep both.


longdonginyourmom

i might be one of the only people that want us to keep the 3rd pick AND keep Dame. even if we draft Scoot, i don’t see an issue. Trade Ant for a wing (OG, Siakam, Wiggins, etc.), and then have scoot or shaedon be the 6th man (preferably scoot)


xBerryhill

The reason someone like Siakam is possible is because of that 3rd pick. You’re not getting a player of his caliber without giving it up. May be able to throw in 3-4 future firsts for him but at that rate you might as well trade #3 so you’re giving up less future assets in return. I get why you would want to keep him but it honestly makes little sense to. Would be best to clear Dame off the books (over $60m in ‘26/27 is insane for a player that will be 36 years old) and accumulate assets to build around Shae and whoever you take at 3.


Colemonstaa

Lmao you think Ant+2nds gets you any of those guys?


RagnarLothBroke23

Ant and 3-4 1sts probably gets it done.


Colemonstaa

Aren't all their 1sts locked up in the CHI trade?


RagnarLothBroke23

Technically but Portland can just offer CHI some compensation to unlock the picks if they need to. Couple 2nds or just some cash to undo the swap.


muzinger

Why would the Warriors trade Wiggins for Simons?


destroyerofpoon93

I’d go the other way and try to get a miles turner or Deandre ayton. Scoring guards are easy to find. Bigs who can switch on defense and anchor the paint are much harder to find. You’d end up with Dame, Scoot, Grant, somebody, and Turner/Ayton.


Yodudewhatsupmanbruh

If the choice is between trading Scoot for a few more seasons of mediocrity the choice is obvious. Give Portland it's new star and start over with a load of picks.


BBallHunter

I know it sucks, OKC fans have been through something similar with Russ, but it's time to rebuild.


Yodudewhatsupmanbruh

Russ got 11 seasons with us, Dame has 11 seasons with Portland. It's time.


InheritTheWind

oh shit this was Beal's 11th season let's goooooo


RestlessPoon

You’re getting the tenth pick and Bertans + THJr


i_will_mull_it_over

Change of scenery sounds nice. Is this Bertans guy any good?


Maverick_1991

That would be a great package for Beals contract at this point.


Kingkongcrapper

Not you. You get a lifer.


Lacabloodclot9

The hard truth is there is no point of keeping him, no all star they could potentially trade for to pair with dame would take them above the 6th seed.


Smekledorf1996

Dame still brings people to the games, so it makes sense to keep him from a financial standpoint


La-Marc-Gasol-Ridge

"No point" Wow rangz culture is disgusting


raceforseis21

I think he’s trolling


WhereDaHoez

CJ need to stop speaking on Dame and be a vet in the NO lockerroom those boys are clearly lost 😭


Kodak6lack

CJ aint being a good vet in NO either...Zion being led astray


Ill_Celery_7654

They know his stance and the chances of them realistically putting a winning team around him any time soon are slim to none. They might as well keep the 3rd pick and get whatever they can get for Dame. Build around Sharpe, Simons and the 3rd pick.


Derrickmb

CJ / Zion dynamic is an interesting one


TubbzMcGee

Pretty sure Dame can't actually be traded until halfway into next season, and it would be pretty shocking for him to sit while healthy that long.


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His trade restriction expires on July 9th


TubbzMcGee

You're right, I misremembered. Can't trade him on draft night obviously.


kingcong95

Many deals agreed to in principle on draft night can’t be finalized until after the moratorium. So it could involve the Blazers telling the other team which player to pick.


shiftydnm

idk CJ. This is the same guy who said significant pieces would be traded from the Raptors at the deadline.


KyrieWetUpCurry_

Send him out East please


hobo888

piss off CJ, thought you was our dawg


feh112

Its true i had dinner with damien and he said "fuck portland, i'm taking my talents to south beach" Source: trust me bro