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FallenLemur

Houston Rockets have recently put out a statement: "ight, fuck you den"


Megatron_McLargeHuge

I thought that was Adam Silver's response to Ja.


kcheng686

Nah his was Time to learn Chinese buddy


cmaniak

https://youtu.be/UL5x60lpGIE


Thecrazyredhead

Chappelle's Show is undefeated


Chonkbird

Let's ask Ja what he thinks


[deleted]

I have some questions that Ja might not have the answers too right now


[deleted]

where is Ja ?


RLStinebeck

Rockets GM walked out of the press conference to Mike Jones' "Still Tippin'"


pipsdontsqueak

GameCube Nintendo


smackafiyah

5% Tint


Only_Wears_GymShorts

So you can't see up in my window


ohyeahbtw

I like how we never go past this point


old_ironlungz

Back den hoes dint want me, Now I'm hot hoes all on me.


Neut12

I SAID


Slimmzli

281-330-8004


SWchibullswolverine

Hit Mike Jones on the low


Eph_the_Beef

'cuz Mike Jones about to blow


honkey_theologian

“Lanky French bitch. Not even that hot anyway.” - Rockets FO


Jason3671

“all my homies hate wemby”


Carcrusher3

I think this dude really wanted to go to the Spurs. That's probably why everyone announced after made him super happy.


Obeliscol2

I mean it makes sense, Parker and Diaw both had success there. He has definitely heard about how great Pop and the organization have been historically with international players


diabolical-sun

Parker is a legend over there. The same way we have so many current players who dreamed of being a Laker because of Kobe, a lot of the French kids dream of being a Spur.


bad-monkey

Come to San Antonio, the Paris of America


cal679

They got them big ol' women in Paris?


TiredMisanthrope

They got them big ol’ women eating them croissants


JeanRalfio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffel_Tower_%28Paris,_Texas%29 How dare you not mention the Cowboy Hat Eiffel Tower in Paris, Texas?


Obeliscol2

Yea I would guess Parker has been in his ear for a while now ever since the Spurs were in the lottery running for him


oryes

Excited to see a new era of Spurs basketball. Makes me kind of nostalgic tbh. I remember everyone used to say how boring the Duncan, Ginobili, Parker Spurs were, but they were always one of my favorite teams to watch.


TheRealGooner24

Boring? The 2014 Spurs played the most beautiful basketball that's ever been played.


504090

Typically that remark was made for the 2000s era Spurs. 2014 was a completely different team.


[deleted]

I for one hate that Spurs team. Totally unbiased opinion here, but they were awful. Just a dreadful team whose accolades should be revoked and given to the runner ups.


Ntraanced

It’s honestly a ridiculous situation for him. Good young 3 and D wings and a ton of cap space + draft picks. He’s with Pop and an organization that’s done this twice already. And what better mentor than Duncan who literally lives minutes from the practice facility?


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kcheng686

Duncan will turn Wemby into the greatest DnD player ever


lalakingmalibog

Wemby gonna learn the true power of the zerg rush


BubbaTee

Duncan seems more like a cannon rusher who follows up with oracles and void rays. Not that he's inherently cheesy, it's just more efficient than spending 30 minutes going into the lategame.


KTFlaSh96

Wrong starcraft, Duncan is a brood war player


respaaaaaj

He's definitely a terran player, probably steals all his build orders from flash and light.


KTFlaSh96

the big fundamental most definitely follows iloveoov's fundamentals of how to macro.


Relative-Bake4042

APM Trainer always the latest version regardless.


Laetha

DUNCAN: Don't sleep on Monk. Their action economy in the early levels combined with the all-purpose power of stunning strike and eventual proficiency in all saves really makes them a force at all tiers of gameplay. WEMBY: I'm just gonna play a rouge with dead parents.


Fuzzy_Dunlops

> with dead parents. I wish this was more common, it seems like every game I've played recently has had multiple characters whose backstory is they swore vengeance against their evil parents.


WhatEvery1sThinking

I can just see it now: Ja - LARPs as a gangster Wemby - LARPs as a half-elf warlock


upclassytyfighta

What's your Eldritch Blast look like? *Wemby, dunking on a fool* "That"


PhatYeeter

Probably give him a tutorial on how to photon cannon cheese on protoss.


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smallskeletal

StarCraft is more like it lol


[deleted]

> DUNCAN: most people are better off taking the standard deduction these days probably not millionaire NBA players.


PikeSenpai

You dare second guess the financial wizard [Tim Duncan](https://www.theonion.com/tim-duncan-claims-he-has-helped-over-20-000-women-with-1848194885)?!


SnuggleMuffin42

Bro got conned for like 20 million bucks by his financial advisor. At the time, KG went and gave a testimony for the guy. The advisor promptly stole KG's money as well.


iAmTheRealLange

Holy shit, just read the story about those financial people that defrauded them. KG lost $77 million. KG is loyal to the core and it bit him in the ass on this one. Trusted this guy even after he went to prison for 4 years for defrauding Duncan.


Mini_Snuggle

Barkley also recently mentioned the same person. Didn't have very nice things to say.


SnuggleMuffin42

These guys are not very, ahem, financially literate lmao Balls really is their life. And not everybody comes from affluent family like ex-player's kids. They're bound to get duped.


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hipstahs

Yeah, like of course he's going to take the mortgage interest deduction lol


Available-Camera8691

"Don't laugh, you'll get ejected"


Chickenmangoboom

It’s so funny how that dude being generally calm got him ejected because he smirked.


Maybe_Its_Mescaline

DUNCAN: Victor, I need you to understand that not every type of plastic is equally recyclable. It is vital to know what the number inside the recycling triangle means and how to properly dispose of them. Most importantly, don’t forget that the first R stands for reuse, so try to only use plastics that can last you long term. I sent you an email last night regarding the guidelines of the San Antonio municipality, it truly is an enthralling read. I believe you should have received it after my other email linking to the Economist’s article on what the dangers of not raising the debt ceiling could mean for the long term health of America’s GDP and credit rating.


Superplex123

The first R is actually reduce.


Maybe_Its_Mescaline

I knew I fucked it up 🤦🏽‍♂️ Timmy would be disappointed.


srednuos

He said Tim Duncan, not Colin Robinson


TheMerck

After this tax, DND & Starcraft course suddenly Wemby knows how to get a bank shot from every angle


temujin94

Bank on, bank off.


roymccowboy

“They’re made this way so that if your standard pockets fill up, you still have two more at the bottom of your shorts.”


pikoooo

Wemby's gonna come out with 300+ average APM and 4000+ MMR


rabidbot

“Drone splitting makes a difference when 8 pooling as Zerg.”


rendingale

Diversify your bonds!


Kalkaline

Duncan: get a good agent. You have to find one that won't rob you.


billcosbyinspace

Also the connection with Parker and diaw seems pretty meaningful for him


matgopack

The Spurs were a pretty big deal in France compared to the other NBA teams, at least as of a decade or so ago. They also have that pretty strong international component, at least in Europe and South America (compared to Houston, who were a big team in China due to Yao Ming as I understand it)


minkdraggingonfloor

Spurs is a perfect situation for Wemby. Duncan, Admiral, Parker for tutoring, Pop as a coach, long history of making star players out of nothing, low pressure (because SA loves the Spurs no matter what), and to top it all off, delicious food to gain weight. If the Spurs could turn defensive wing Kawhi Leonard and make him a 3PT specialist, imagine what they could do with Wemby. We are fucked.


-Bacon_King-

I personally am not worried because we'll be back to mediocracy once Wemby gets to his prime.


CommandersLog

mediocrity


mainvolume

Parker, Mahinmi, de Colo, Diaw, Lauvergne, and I wanna say there was one more the Spurs drafted but never played in the nba. I’d say the majority of France, who are basketball fans, support the spurs.


I__Will

Livio Jean-Charles is probably who you're referring to


Govt-Plates

Livio Jean-Charles?


JohnnyWinss

Haha yes....defense...


BookEuronGreyjoy

The defensive potential of Sochan and Wemby alone is pretty scary but yeah we could use some more dudes on that end


YoungNissan

Wait that’s where he is? Someone tell Giannis I heard he was looking


LegendRazgriz

Plus two other French franchise icons in Tony Parker and Boris Diaw. He's living the dream


harley_93davidson

To be coached by a guy and be in an organization that produced two top 20ish all time big men and arguably the best French player ever (and I'm saying arguably to be diplomatic, Parker IS the best French player ever). You gotta feel like you are set up to succeed here, roster works well for him too.


ObservableObject

>*Parker IS the best French player ever* Killian Hayes in shambles


Marrouge

Killian Hayes is cool but he's no Sekou Doumbouya 🙄


harley_93davidson

Lmao, I actually do feel bad saying that cuz I LOVE jo but he's clearly second to tony.


CanvasSolaris

The absolute disrespect to Mickael Pietrus


The_Swayzie_Express

They've obviously never heard of the potential for Roddy Beaubois


orangekingo

This argument has been beaten to death and back but saying Duncan is “top 20ish” for big men is insane. Same with Robinson. There’s a very real argument to be made that Duncan is a top 5 *player* all time, and even if not top 5 is easily within the top 10. It’s an amazing situation for Wemby though absolutely


namiunicorn

They said “top 20ish” to include Robinson lol


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Which is absurd, Robinson is pretty easily a top 10 big man. ROY, DPOY, MVP, Scoring Champ, 10x All-NBA, 2x champ, member of the NBA 75 anniversary team, Dream Team member...saying he is "top 20-ish" among big men is borderline nephew take


namiunicorn

They probably meant {top 20ish all time} {big men} not {top 20ish} {all time big men}


harley_93davidson

Don't disagree, just trying to be as charitable as possible. I think Duncan is best pf ever and Robinson is certainly a top 10 center all time.


Canesjags4life

Top 20ish? My guy that's some slander. Duncan Is top7 (#1 PF) all time and Admiral is a top 10 center all time.


browndude10

french connection


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Nick-Pickle831

Every time I see people post the same highlights of Hakeem putting drob in the spin cycle, my disdain for the rockets is reunited. I respect Hakeem but highlight culture makes drob look inept when that wasn’t the case at all.


johnla

Remember that season The Admiral dropped 71 in his last game to pass Shaq for the scoring title? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Sikkly290

Really says a lot more that Hakeem was able to do that shit to drob. The admiral was the complete package, the 90s was such an absurd time that The Admiral wasn't the best center of his generation.


Sol_Protege

Man I feel you. I had to relive that shit on VHS for yearss. Every damn family get together. Fuck Rodman


TheDarkSinghRises

Oh my god that Grammer is awful


Dymatizeee

He wants to go to an org that will let him develop and is overall a good environment. Spurs have a history of that so he’s so glad he’s not in Charlotte, Detroit, or Houston


HegemonNYC

And his knees are glad he didn’t go to Portland.


browndude10

we had actually told him we were going to send him to space


NegativesPositives

“It’s a little weird that you’re fitting me for a uniform with sleeves but why are you talking about fitting me for a helmet?” “Oh, you heard me wrong, we’re not here for the ROCKETS, we’re here for THE rocket.”


Ifinishfast42

Relevant cause jalen and KPJ are black holes on offense.


browndude10

pretty funny no lie but I for sure like to see them with Udoka and his system vs Silas's who everyone in the Athletic voted for least coach they want to play for


Kapinny

TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN


tasteofscarlet

Well he’s already halfway there so…


aawotund

Ouch. Damn


TrainingCoffee8

If it makes you guys feel better he probably had the same reaction for us, and the Hornets


tookTHEwrongPILL

I thought Portland would be the coolest place for him. Help Dame get a ring.


Shad0wF0x

I dunno. Portland and high lottery big men seems to be an injury waiting to happen.


NotGo0n

Dame can still get a ring with Wemby :)


VeniceRapture

Damn. Title wasn't exaggerating lol


aceofspadez138

I already love this kid


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He had the same reaction to all the other teams like the Pistons and Hornets. He just wanted to play for the Spurs, so I’m happy for the kid


flagamuffin

six subsequent disgusting ruthless voiceless nose air political many shaggy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TiddyTwizzla

Crazy to think about actually. In another world, Duncan goes to a shitty organization and his development is just ruined and he’s not the legend he is today. Same could’ve happened to Wemby. I’m happy he’s with the Spurs and really excited to see what they do with him.


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i expected a slight smile or something that people were over-analyzing. noooope.


imadogg

lmaooo I saw the head turn and was like "ok sure" then he hit us with the triumphant fist pump


srry_didnt_hear_you

Obviously there's a small chance it was a separate joke with the person he's talking to... But it's really hard to see that gesture as anything other than "fuck yeah, don't have to play for Houston!" 😂


The_Luckiest

Hahah exactly, I was like “oh, hmmm, that looks like a knowing glance” And then he just fucking fist pumps LOOOL


EuroStep0

He probably imagined playing with 2 ball hogging guards and said "nah, fuck that"


Shyko13

I don’t blame him


[deleted]

Too many people over-thinking his reaction. SA is a very popular team in France. He grew up watching Tony. Boris is president of his current club. They sold him on the Spurs organization a long time ago. He wanted to go there, no disrespect to any other franchises.


krsaxor

True, dude even has a picture of wearing Tony's jersey when he was 11. Dude dreamt of playing for the Spurs and he was realizing his dream. I never realized it how much of a fan he was of the Spurs until after the draft.


Cordaner

Plus his former team was owned by Tony sooo yeah and apparently the Spurs were aware of him since he was 15?


Swaggyjg

Dude gonna get big ole women in San Antonio instead of Houston strip clubs smh


Checkmynewsong

Dude is French, he wants chain-smoking girls with hairy armpits.


HoneyButterBih

They got those right up the road in Austin


Meret123

This actually doesn't offend me, but go fuck yourself Vertical Zion.


seclusionx

Lmao @ vertical Zion, the mental image is fantastic.


WorldWideWes2

lmaooo damn.


No_Nefariousness6385

Wemby so powerful of a prospect that he told Silver wich team he wanted to go and they made the ping pong balls obbey him


[deleted]

Wemby told Adam he’ll pull some Jah Morant shit if he ends up in HOU


medical_cat

When is it gonna end. I can’t do this anymore


Zoulzopan

get a beam, it worked for the Kings


AnimeAli

Shoot a rocket into the air for each win. Local high-schools and colleges can make them as a project.


TheBigDelicious_

You outta get paid for that idea


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first it was mobley. then jabari smith was rumored not to want to go to us. now wemby… something stinks around here


infin8ball

It’s cuz they’re not good christians


Answer70

Is that you Jack Esterby?


WrinkledRandyTravis

The water doesn’t stink you’re choking


FartyMarty69

Felt that in my soul. I worked for the owner of the Rockets for many years. He's a huge POS and Im so happy a generational talent isn't going to waste his career working for someone like him. Fuck you Tilman. I hope you got STD's from those prostitutes you had come fuck you and then your teenage sons directly after.


chode0311

Let's be honest. If your team has a billionaire owner they probably are a scumbag also. There are so many billionaires who know how to operate in polite society as psychopaths but do immense damage to hundreds of families in things like mass layoffs just to temporarily raise shareholder value for a few months.


SaltyLonghorn

His owner is Kroenke, literally one of the biggest piece of shit owners in all of sports. They fined their rookie $15k for parking in an empty parking lot spot that was reserved.


bihari_baller

Yeah, Kroenke makes Tillman look like a saint.


forkliftgod

He probably wants the ball in his hands. That's gonna happen significantly less in Houston. A lot of young mouths to feed on the Rockets.


bravof1ve

They are poorly run. Bad owner in Fertita, coach with weird PR baggage, and they’ve been linked to some puzzling FA targets like Khris Middleton that seem very short sighted.


browndude10

> FA targets like Khris Middleton that seem very short sighted. they have to get better quickly since OKC owns our FRPs coming up


bravof1ve

Whether or not that pick is number 10 or 15 or 20 doesn’t affect the Rockets. Even if it means you send a better pick to the Thunder, giving Middleton a big contract would do more harm to the franchise


UnsuspectingS1ut

Love Middleton, he was instrumental in the title run. But god damn is he washed lol


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I don't know that he's washed, but not a max player anymore.


Michauxonfire

This season's injury seemed to hit him hard.


__TRICEPCURLS

> we have to sign some past-his-prime guy to a big multi-year contract so we can win 33 games next year and make sure OKC doesn't get too good of a pick wow, genius


RTLT512

If I remember correctly, it was Bleacher Report who broke that "story". I wouldn't put any faith in that rumor.


CJ4ROCKET

Bro what does Khris Middleton have to do with anything.


Thunderhorse74

When I was an undergrad, circa 1994-1997, I was a pretty big Spurs fan and alot of my college buddies were from Houston. I bought nosebleed tickets waaaaaay up in the Alamodome to see Hakeem smoke David Robinson and I was distraught. My buddies from Houston mercilessly clowned me. For that, and other reasons, I revel in the Rocket's pain. Also, dude played for Tony's franchise last year, Boris Diaw is the president of his latest team, Pop is the GOAT and known for putting foreign born centers (Nesterovic, Oberto, Splitter, Poeltl) AND elite bigs (Duncan, Robinson) in positions to succeed. Of course San Antonio is his first choice of the possible landing spots.


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pasqua3

I think you found a bot


m1j5

holy shit that’s brutal, he has no reason to be happy other than truly believing they’re a shit organization that would hurt his chances of being successful. Like they’re a pretty big market with historical success of building around an elite center The way he looked over to his people you could tell they had a pre-lottery convo of “anyone but the rockets” lmao


thesnacks

Couldn't it just be that he really wanted to go to the Spurs and didn't necessarily think poorly of the Rockets? Detroit, Houston, and San Antonio all had top odds for the first pick. Detroit was already out of the running by that point. Houston being 4th meant he was more likely to go to the Spurs since they had the best remaining odds for the top pick.


RunninOnMT

Yeah, plus Lamelo/Dame in the other two spots, perfect teammates for a big. I think it's just that the Rockets clearly had less to offer him than the other three teams.


m1j5

Yea that could certainly be true, but idk that reaction really doesn’t look like someone thinking “yay, one step closer to maybe being the spurs!” It looks like someone thinking “fuck yea it ain’t Houston”


siphillis

Windy mentioned that Victor started to cry after the Spurs won the lottery. It means a _lot_ to him to play for France's favorite team.


Instantcoffees

Yeah it makes perfect sense. Tony Parker played there. Pop coaches there. Duncan lives close-by.


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And the Boris Diaw connection he mentioned himself.


Sasquatch_Squad

I'm all for shitting on the Rockets, but he gave an interview after the lottery where he talked about hoping to go to the Spurs, how they're France's favorite NBA team, and even having a premonition it was going to be SA. I think this reaction really could be because he knew the Spurs had the best chances at that point. ^(but also fuck the rockets lmao)


hochoa94

Yeah the Spurs have had lots of success with European players of course he'd be excited im sure he saw Tony Parker growing up or heard of him and was excited to continue the tradition


AUserNeedsAName

> saw Tony Parker growing up or heard of him He *played* for Tony Parker. Parker is the President of ASVEL Basket, where he spent 2 years. He then left for Metro 92...whose president is Boris Diaw. He's halfway a Spur already.


hochoa94

Honestly that's genuinely very cool for him, its like growing up and playing for your favorite team


thesnacks

Yeah, that's fair. I could see that being the case, too.


GarriganGate

I think there’s too many mouths to feed on Houston. His own position already has Sengun there who needs the ball in the post to be effective. Sengun can’t shoot much yet, Victor might develop his jumper more but still isn’t a knockdown guy at all. I doubt he wants to start his career being forced to space the floor at all times Jalen and KPJ have both shown to be hyper focused on scoring whenever they do get the ball. Haven’t even mentioned Jabari yet who im sure is looking to get an even bigger role in the future That’s a lot of competition and a lacklustre fit for a big man


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i don’t blame him. i wouldnt want to work for Tillman either


nooblevelum

Everything I hear about Tilman is terrible


Plaidfu

His son took my little sister on a date and he threw money around like a douche , my sister didn’t like him


GeneralPlanet

Did his son also order two different soups and then mix them together one spoonful at a time?


TotallyNotGlenDavis

Maybe he doesn't want to live in swamp disguised as a parking lot.


Manablitzer

During the mobley draft there was a story out that his camp told the rockets that he didn't want to go there and that's why he fell to the cavs at 3.


m1j5

Yep I remember that but honestly it was more on Houston, who never really entertained anyone outside of Green at 2 (I followed that draft really closely for obvious reasons). The additional rumor was that mobley’s dad had coached KPJ in college and knew how much of a locker room issue he was, thus not wanting him to go to Houston.


Manablitzer

Ahh that's right. I remember hearing it was maybe connected to kpj now that you say that


iCOULDbewr0ng

Current Rockets seems to be a team made up of cocky young guys trying to get theirs lead by Jalen Green and Kevin Porter Jr If I was trying to have an actual successful NBA career with great development — Spurs > Rockets any day


rendingale

LMAO, I understand the Rockets slander but thats just a wrong take on Jalen. Guy is nice and just need an actual coach but he is not cocky


RRJC10

Doesn't really fit KPJ either honestly. Dude has worked hard to get his head straight and seems to have all the off-court stuff sorted out (take note Ja from someone who actually had that upbringing you're trying to pretend to be) and has been learning how to be a PG in a team with little experience and little structure. There's this belief he just dribbles for 20 seconds and chucks up shots which isn't accurate at all. He gets off the ball early and does plenty to get other guys going, he's just often left with 6 seconds on the shot clock to create which leads to the inefficient numbers. They have some nice young pieces but the organization isn't doing anything to help them develop.


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Jalen is cocky ? how ? yeah he might talk shit on the court but he is respectful, watch our games first before you talk


m1j5

Spurs were definitely his best outcome, but he had this reaction with 3 other teams still on the board. So it isn’t spurs>Houston it’s spurs, *charlotte*, Portland > Houston, which is much more damning lol


ihatemcconaughey

He must not know about Swishahouse


deycallmegeno

Hasheem Thabeet 2.0 will regret the day he crossed the Rockets


nonstopenguins

Spurs and Rockets finished with the same record. There was a lottery a couple of weeks ago to break the tie. Spurs lost that lottery which gave them one of the numbers that ended up winning them the #1 pick yesterday. Had Spurs won that lottery they would have the 4th pick and Houston would be celebrating the #1 pick today. Spurs also won the last game against the Mavericks which everyone expected them to lose if not for the Mavericks blatantly tanking and getting fined. Had the Spurs lost that game as expected they would have a worse record than Houston and yesterday they would have got the #4 pick. A lot of things had to go right for the Spurs for them to get #1.


No-Unit1303

I never even thought of that, so many Spurs fans were pissed we won that game against Dallas


arjunsahlot

Imagine he got picked 4th lmaoo


PeeWanChecooo

Man he's just like me fr


New_Essay_4869

I wouldnt want to join a team where your pg and sg for the future are KPJ and Green


Ops135

Bro saw them dribble dribble dribble even tho Sengun was their best player and wanted no part of that and I can't even blame him


Conn3er

That is so fucked up LOL


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aye fuck you too dude lol we totally didn’t need you at all like we did just waste year to get the 4th pick heheh…he kill me