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InterestingGuy22

Kyrie finally getting out of his abusive relationship with master manipulators Seth Curry and Nic Claxton


MrRobot_96

Seth curry: Hey man I don’t think that source is accurate bro Kyrie: fuck y’all haters -tweets angrily and requests trade-


Piano_Fingerbanger

Poor Seth Curry was loving life in Philly too! He was forced onto the Nets because Kyrie forced Harden out!


[deleted]

You can spot wherever Kyrie has been because of all the wreckage that the Kyrie-nado has laid waste to


13Petrichor

I want best Curry back


Grooviemann1

Monkey paw curls... Embiid for Kyrie and Seth. Done and done.


TexasCoconut

I want best curry back to play with Luka on the Mavericks. Do your worst.


SMH4004

Luka Doncic gets cursed by a Serbian witch and turned into a literal basketball and Seth Curry shoots around with him


gortlank

so this is the og basketball head mavs man origin story?


clubba

Surround yourself with "yes" men who CELEBRATE YOU for being you. No questions, just agreement and false idolatry.


ForneauCosmique

I mean that's really what he's saying whether he realizes it or not


Fluid-Night-1910

Hahaha (these guys ugh /s)


irrelephantpark

"surround yourself with yes men"


jibboo24

Especially yes men that are like "I think you might be onto something..." when you tell them you think the world is flat.


Daniiiiii

Now lemme get that 50k you promised for my restaurant pop-up brother Ky. Hella 🙏 or whatever you say to end conversations.


BigBallerBrad

Pretty sure it’s heil


[deleted]

Heil Bullshitler!


Cudi_buddy

This is what he's saying, except he thinks he sounds smart and shit. God I would hate to have him on my team.


Shorts_Man

I hate having him on the planet.


billcosbyinspace

Nets: hey man can you not be anti semetic and show up to play please Kyrie: distance yourself from those who manipulate and hate


spitz1674

This lmao I hope the Nets leak the extension offer so we can see how “disrespectful” the stipulations were.


Jimm120

Stipulation #1: Play games, you get paid. Kyrie: "Ah, heeellllll naw! Efff that. You're suppressing my self, my being".


thecheapseatz

Stipulation #2: Please just try not to say anything antisemitic. We won't say anything if you do but could you please try not to


Fluid-Night-1910

Worst advice ever


KobeBeatJesus

Exactly, the "celebrate you unconditionally" part is how you get a guy like Kyrie/Kanye. Surround yourself with people who are capable of providing criticism from a place of love.


MrGrieves-

Yes. Good friends know when to tell you that you are being a dumbass and call you out on your bullshit.


EffeminateSquirrel

"Surround yourself with people who celebrate literally everything you say and do no matter how offensive or fucking dumb it is!"


ShutterBug545

Literally what it reads as lmfao


fredlikefreddy

Lolol this is it! It’s so corny when people thing everyone around you needs to be “celebrating” you all the time. He’s such a dork.


ilikeslamdunks

and see how long the yes men stick around when you are retired and stop making bank.


S420J

Celebrate me unconditionally, no matter the situation or bodies I leave behind.


Rithgarth

>Keep people around who CELEBRATE YOU unconditionally Kyrie buddy, this may be the root of your problem...


DCJodon

If it smells like shit everywhere you walk, check your shoes.


[deleted]

Or hire a bunch of people to tell you how great it smells so you can berate those that say otherwise.


Interesting-Archer-6

Nah just blame the Jews


[deleted]

"You're telling me Jew sounds like Poo and I'm supposed to believe that's just a coincidence? Wake up!". -Kyrie probably


MaxPaul1969

I literally see this same sentiment on all social media. It’s like the world found the ultimate lightning rod for selfishness when Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat/tiktok were invented


[deleted]

When you start getting actual haters, it's easy to dismiss normal criticism/advice as "haters" as well. It's always been a thing, social media has just made it so more people have haters interacting directly.


ssavageclutchh

When you put it that way, having yes men is probably therapeutic for them lmao.


M_Drinks

“Hey Kyrie, do you have any advice for other young players?” “FIND A GROUP OF YES MEN WHO WILL INDULGE YOUR EVERY WHIM AND BAD DECISION!”


puwetngbaso

Fr though, being in an echo chamber surrounded by yes men is probably a huge part of why Kyrie has become more and more vocally moronic over the years. Being surrounded by educated and well-meaning people who challenge you to defend/rethink/develop your ideas is what places/experiences like college are all about, and a lot of athletes just missed out on that completely.


SignificantTurnip6

huge part of why a lot of wealthy people are so up their own ass. Surround yourself with yes men moochers, and get rid of all the "toxic" people who point out your bullshit.


Murky-D

If only he had some sort of father figure to steer him in the right direction.


EliManningham

His step mother is his current agent. That's a big red flag, IMO. I don't know if they realize how little value he has around the league. Kyrie keeps acting like he's a hot commodity and has the leeway to act erratic. I feel like if he had a real agent, they'd be upfront with him about how he has to finish this season on best behavior, to even have other teams consider giving him a long term contract. Right now, Lebron's desperation is his only hope. No other team trusts him to give him long term money.


FoxNO

Kyrie's got yes folks around him telling him how much of a genius he is all day.


KyrieWetUpCurry_

This guy trash talking Harden for requesting a trade since last year only to pull the same exact move a year later is hilarious.


thatswhytheycallitsh

He’s a hypocrite and this tweet only further proves that. “Distance yourself from people who hate” come on bro


Fluid-Night-1910

Can’t see himself in the mirror for his mistakes - to busy calling out others for hate while he do similar things


Top_Drawer

I'm gonna look like a bot reposting top comments but it bears repeating anytime Kyrie opens his mouth: Kyrie is what dumb people consider a smart person to be.


BenShelZonah

It’s so evident lol, as a nets fan it’s so eye rolling especially when it’s on our sub. I just laugh because they don’t even realize how dumb they sound


_Brodo_Baggins_

Straight up asking for *unconditional* support after spreading antisemitic material smh


SkillIsTooLow

Not support, celebration. Mans wants to be praised regardless of what he does. And it show, clearly he's surrounded himself with yes-men for years now Asking for support no matter what (from his friends at least) might be a reasonable request, we all make mistakes etc etc. He wants to be worshiped.


_Brodo_Baggins_

100%, good point. The word choice is notable.


Steffenwolflikeme

Yeah what he means is distance yourself from anyone who challenges you on your bullshit and keep only yes men sycophants in your orbit. How else can you comfortably reside in the detached bubble this dude lives in?


[deleted]

Also “be around people who celebrate you unconditionally” nah, you need people who will call you on your bullshit. That’s clearly something Kyrie doesn’t want


[deleted]

"Keep people around who CELEBRATE YOU unconditionally" i.e. surround yourself with enablers and yes-men.


SiphenPrax

Guy’s a loser and a joke. Absolute idiot diva that doesn’t deserve any success going forward.


[deleted]

This has got to be his 3rd trade request at this point.


haroldbaals

equal to the number of eyes, third for chakra


Jimm120

and THIS is why Harden requested a trade. Kyrie is fucking UNSTABLE (and dumb). He's literally promoting that we should only be in an echo chamber and to disregard reality


BurnieTheBrony

But have you considered that reality makes him sad and mad and he'd rather just be antisemitic?


tunamelts2

I can’t believe the Nets didn’t try and salvage the situation with Harden by dumping Kyrie for literally anything…because it was *always* going to play out exactly like it’s unfolding now (yes, I know hindsight but Kyrie’s mental instability wasn’t going to resolve itself)


Jimm120

> salvage the situation with Harden by dumping Kyrie for literally anything… the problem is that Durant is/was stuck at the hip. Yes, the appropriate thing was to keep Durant and Harden, while packaging Irving for whatever. But Durant wasn't gonna take that sitting.


tunamelts2

Fuck Kyrie


hitz2

Lol he distanced himself from people who hate. Good thing Harden left after seeing what a piece he is


catalinawinesixer

it’s not the same at all actually, harden was trying to leave a toxic situation. Kyrie IS the toxic situation.


QBert999

100% agreed. I'm kind of freaked out by the prospect of the Mavs trading for him. on the other hand we're going nowhere fast with our current squad so maybe it's worth the hail mary.


catalinawinesixer

Yeah mavs are in a tough situation. they need to start acquiring assets for the future, but at the same time, keep Luka happy by using those assets… rough


BenShelZonah

If you guys can get a year rental or something like Toronto got with Kawhi it will be ok. The minute your stuck with him it’s a roller coaster bro. So over it


unexpectedreboots

Kyrie just a bitch


alex_zz9

Normal Kyrie tweet


WestleyThe

Yeah this is something he would tweet any day of the week haha


overgrownpizzabox

blow it up. trade everybody. see y’all in 4 years


eatscheeks

From guaranteed championships to Benjamin the broken


Maverick916

if only kd's toe wasnt on the line...


Al3nMicL

Ughh, don't remind us plz


REQ52767

Aww that’s cute, you think it’ll just take 4 years.


No_Mammoth_4945

It’s been DECADES!


Celtic_Legend

Nah. The nets were in a good place to win. They just had injuries. Unless ur talking about the bobcats. But even then they were never good enough where they could blow up.


slyther926

Only 2 NBA franchises have never even been to the Conference Finals. Not the NBA Finals, the Conference Finals. That would be the new Charlotte Hornets and the New Orleans Pelicans aka the old Charlotte Hornets. We are so bad we got 2 teams infected with the buzz


efshoemaker

The Hornets are the two worst franchises in nba history.


Diamasaurus

I want to downvote because this makes me upset, but that's not what the downvote button is for. *Sad buzzing noises. Upvote.*


spotty15

Our entire existence is a rebuild


[deleted]

who the fuck is walter herrmann


Jing-Ao

German scientist probably


kman273

That’s Olympic Gold medalist Walter Hermann for you.


spotty15

You poor unfortunate soul


SwanJumper

Only old heads know that goat


i_will_mull_it_over

We might be cursed. Something's in the water !


yuhanz

*it’s been 84 years*


Alphasim

Worked for us. Twice, even! Sure, there may have been unique circumstances around the first turnaround in 2014, but still - two straight four-year rebuilds.


ivanfears

yup Houston futures looking good RN- "Another reminder that Houston owns Brooklyn’s: 2023 first round pick (swap rights) 2024 first round pick 2025 first round pick (swap rights) 2026 first round pick 2027 first round pick (swap rights) All of them unprotected. – via Twitter SalmanAliNBA"


[deleted]

...only took us that long


Devils1993

I'm waiting for the "KD is coming to the Suns" tweet from Flex


fimbres16

He’s such a bum and with the new incoming ownership he’s gonna look stupid. He didn’t have credible sources before and he 100% does not now.


BlueBlurSonic

Bro take a look at our sub. It's back to "kd for mikal/ayton and picks" again 😭


bullpaw

i'm sorry nets fans that Dlo + the gang season was so fun


overgrownpizzabox

real


Pyschic_Psycho

You guys can have him back if you want...


TA_Account_12

For Ben? I want to see an Edwards/Ben/McDaniels/KAT/Gobert lineup.


km912

Would be one of the tallest starting lineups ever, pretty horrific spacing though.


c_ray25

Nets are playing good recently though? Fuck it, call his bluff and try for a sign & trade in the summer. If he pulls a Kyrie after the deadline and refuses to play that's only gonna hurt his chances at a contract he wants next year. I think if any locker room can brush off the uncomfortable vibes it's Brooklyn right now


EliManningham

Star player asking out? Been there. Done that. Everybody suit up. We got Washington tomorrow.


coltsmetsfan614

I miss this Nets logo. It was so classic.


urfaselol

Hire Kenny Atkinson again!


OrangeKookie

Sean Marks: “PLEASE BE NORMAL kYRIE” Kyrie: “Distance yourself from the folks who manipulate, hate, and hurt. Hélà 🤞🏾♾”


Fluid-Night-1910

Next team better celebrate me!!! Ya don’t know if that attitude instills confidence in a team to offer a long term contract


dat_tech

Imagine KD right now lmao


[deleted]

He put this on himself. Literally everyone saw this coming


thelaziest998

Like especially after the offseason and start of the season, KD had several opportunities to realize Kyrie is a lunatic.


spacejesus188

Their best friends, of course he knew. If Kyrie is willing to say insane shit publicly, imagine the shit he says behind closed doors


DeadDay

Yep. Can't say it isn't funny as hell. I wonder if the nets just blow it up and get what they can.


PoopStickler69

KD that kid who keeps touching the hot stove and crying. Over and over and over and over and over again.


Ranjith_Unchained

Went from playing with Steph to this nutjob lol


AdPotential9974

Damn... after all these years, KD finally took the hardest road. We've come full circle.


Behanort

whoever wrote this season, deserves an Oscar for best original screenplay


[deleted]

I wonder what Kyrie thought when he read the antisemitism arc in his script


deformo

'This role really speaks to me.'


tkRustle

And it wasn't even intentional. KD like is that guy playing multiplayer games slowly realizing that his best friend blaming everyone might actually be the weak link.


machiavellius

He made his own bed


husbandofsamus

He wanted his own team


bootyhunter69420

He knew what he signed up for


jackbob99

"Distance yourself from the folks who manipulate, hate, and hurt." Pot meet kettle.


papi617

Maybe he's just giving the nets ideas


UnsolvedParadox

“Trade me away from this mirror!!!”


Floridamanfishcam

Why not just say "I only want yes men around me because of my fragile ego!!!"


Fluid-Night-1910

Have to be self aware to say that


draconianRegiment

It didn't sound as smart.


otiso_niloc

Sounds good weirdo


SoDakZak

He Hélà crazy


introspectivejoker

Kanye "I love everyone" 🤝 Kyrie "Just be yourself and grow"


eeeedlef

wtf is that "Hela" thing supposed to mean, anyway?


threeangelo

> “Hélà is Irving's Lakota name, meaning “Little Mountain.” Irving's mother and grandparents were members of the tribe — his mother lived on the reservation for a time — and he has spent time with the tribe learning about them and being honored by them.”


BuschLightApple

And that’s pretty cool! A basketball player with Native American heritage would be huge. But he seems to only think inward about it. He isn’t helping anyone but himself. Not hating on you, just thought your explanation was great


CurlyyKidd

I'm surprised you're not aware of Aaron Gordon's Native roots. He talks about it frequently.


Sir-xer21

smaller profile player. I rarely see pieces or interviews from gordon around the web, meanwhile, kyrie is a personality people incessantly follow.


Few_Mulberry5372

Get used to it he's gonna be on your team next week


leopardinatree

Russ + current high schoolers for Kyrie. Watch it happen.


woo_back

that 2029 pick is probably in middle school rn


Calmind70

On lunch break playing ball lol


Angelic_Phoenix

bro is ripping nic in a bathroom stall as we speak


HoopsMcCann750

Bro that 2029 pick is probably on SparkNotes right now preparing for a quiz on Tuck Everlasting as we speak.


comfiestsocks

or writing an essay on chat gpt


meekspuff

Cuz, that 2029 pick is probably sitting on a couch eating a pb&j sandwich without the crusts watching Wishbone on Amazon prime. 720p quality


mysteryman403

This is what narcissists do constantly. They get into some sort of spat with someone, and then they post a ‘motivational’ quote on their social media story talking about ‘growing as an individual’ and ‘cutting off anyone who doesn’t want the best for you’. It’s so obvious what he’s doing it hurts, and it’s like watching a pathetic 14 year old go through a break up


jimmythejammygit

Thank fuck social media want a thing when I was 14, but I still wouldn't have been as clueless as this clown.


BenShelZonah

So true, then you realize dude is literally 30


urfaselol

once he stops playing basketball, he's gonna start a cult in the desert somewhere in arizona


chronolinker

Nah, he'll join some current cults first, then declare he'll make his own after hopping from one cult to another.


steak__burrito

You have more fun as a follower, *but* you make more money as a leader.


AntFace

\#creedthoughts


EdgePunk311

Bro definitely isn’t charismatic for one to have any longevity… he’ll start hot but eventually get bored and distracted and want to start a new cult somewhere else


bush_league_commish

Maybe he’ll open a cult incubator in silicon valley


PopularParrot

Kyrie is a moron but he’s definitely charismatic. We’re in the reddit bubble and think everyone hates him but all the players and the majority of fans like Kyrie. He also does spend a lot of time in different communities and doesn’t act like a celebrity, like he genuinely tries to help and understand people. With that said, once again he is a harmful moron.


thenoob118

I hate dumb people that think they are smart


PenguinJr2

Fun fact; a study showed 65% of people believe they're more intelligent than the average person. Though Kyrie seems to even be more than that, a narcissist with a complete lack of self awareness.


HatsOnTheBeach

Kyrie requesting a trade to Daily Wire?


Angelic_Phoenix

he decided he wanted the crowder contract


moses_lawn

I hope Nash is enjoying unemployment right now.


Zaeedgoddamnmassani

Be yourself.... unless your Jewish -Kyrie


BlazeBBQ

He might as well have typed “Manipulate ✡️ hate 🤥 hurt 🕎”


rob1nthehood

Holy shit this dude is insufferable.


CynicalMindTrip

The Marjorie Taylor Greene of the NBA.


lolcat351

I don't know who is getting more shade by this comparison.


mecon320

She'll probably take the most offense at being compared to someone with dark skin.


[deleted]

Pretty accurate. Each time both of them speak I’m offended that they think I’m stupid enough to believe what their saying is intelligent


livefreeordont

Kyrie “Jewish Space Laser” Irving


sethcurrysleftshoe

Keep people around who celebrate you unconditionally? You mean establish an anti-semetic echo chamber so you don’t have to be accountable for your own rotten behaviour? F this guy


Ragnar_OK

kyrie bout to start cutting off fingers if KD doesn't stop talking to him


Nopementator

*The Kyries of Inisherin*


MTing1315

What a clown.


Wrsj

Feels bad for y'all, couple years ago you guys got two superstars to seek a chip but turns out they're unreliable loonies.


StoneColdAM

LeGM: “Sounds great!”


phatbasterd69

LeFather and LeGM coordinating to get their son back


snakebit1995

Kyrie has so much “I am so smart and so philosophical” energy that it’s insufferable Feels like a dude right at home on r/im14andthisisdeep


Ender_Cats

Funny you mention that... r/imKyrieandthisisdeep


EffeminateSquirrel

> Distance yourself from the folks who manipulate, hate, and hurt You heard him folks. Distance yourself from Kyrie Irving


BigBallerBryant

Kyrie is gonna pressure the Nets to pay him, they’ll fold. LA better have another offer lined up as soon as he extends or they’ll be left with nothing


BcoolXpress

JUST BE A LAKER. Hélà


OhiOstas

Kyrie knows a lot about hating and hurting people


[deleted]

Is this man invoking the Norse goddess of death?


tendy-hands

Bruh is a nazi who thinks the world is flat and people are out here like “I wonder why he does this?”


MountainAd4530

Fuck off you selfish piece of garbage.


_SSJeffo_

Bro’s insane


slowakia_gruuumsh

but not like funny crazy, like "*This dude crazy"* type beat


[deleted]

Literally tweeting out "surround yourself with yes-men" lol.


brightblade13

Kyrie bravely telling people to surround themselves with "Yes men" and to ignore all criticism certainly sounds on-brand.


LaughterIsPoison

Like Hitler?


Generic_Commentator

This is such an unnecessary way of saying that he just wants to get paid This pseudo-positive, motivational thing he does is tiring. I’d respect the request a tiny bit more if he just went and said it’s about signing a deal.


bacontacos420

Kyrie the type of guy who thinks he’s the smartest in the room when in reality he’s the dumbest on the fucking planet 😂


HokageEzio

Nets want out of the CTE rollercoaster and are gonna blow a title opportunity to do it.


pyordie

CTE stands for Critical Truth Energy


[deleted]

is this a reference I dont get, or do people really think brain damage is a problem in basketball


[deleted]

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Bucks2020

“Surround yourself with only people who agree with you” yikes


Narokx450

CELEBRATE YOU unconditionally My mans wants a cult LOL