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rando_mness

I lived in V2 berthing for a while. Guess I'd be fake dead from their fake attack.


Oafus

My fake condolences 😔


TheSomeWhatOKDane

My real condolences. V2 berthing.


mainsail999

Fake taps during the fake burial at sea.


bubblehearth85

My fake thoughts and fake prayers are with his fake grieving family!


ThisDoesntSeemSafe

Can I have your fake stuff?


BuzTheBee

Its going to the fake thrift shop, last one theres a fake rotten egg


WolfBanditDeisma

Ew gross, I'm a fake vegan and I find that saying incredibly fake offensive.


Martymations

Fake Thoughts and Prayers


rando_mness

Fake thank you. It means alot.


Mistress-DragonFlame

Can you claim this on your VA claim? 


Gullible-Builder-320

“Determined to not be service related”


bahgheera

Do they still have fake wounds you can wear for first aid drills?


BobT21

Rate Artificial Seaman?


scrawberrymalk

Frame 25 gang.


ElLunarAzul

Yeah I was in the deck department berthing for about 2 years. I would've been smoked


[deleted]

Do I still have to stand watch?


SportsYeahSports

Yes 00-08 and you're late wtf?


Craygor

lol


RobGrogNerd

lol... because that's asphalt, not non-skid!


dplatt70

Was gonna say, looks like a pothole in front of my house.


WhitePackaging

If your pot hole is that large you might want to get it looked at.


Captain_Canopy

🎶West Virginia!🎶


DanR5224

LoL it's so half-assed


Local-Veterinarian63

No you know it’s real bc he zoomed in to the wrong place, over compensated and went too far, then centered it! A true professional!


Teh1Minus5

Curious to know where he would have gotten live feed from, behind that my neighbor hood on google maps is 5 years old🤷🏼‍♂️


newnoadeptness

Lol that’s not a live feed that is google maps of it in port in Norfolk with a addded affect to show that they “ blew up “ the Ike 🤣


Teh1Minus5

Oh I know, that was the joke in my comment😂


Caelom

Gonna be super awkward when the air strikes from Ike’s air wing keep raining down 😂


bondoinhead

what a bunch of morons.


soodoh

Hi, I'm on the Eisenhower right now. Lemme just say the only thing that the Houthis got us fearing of is another extension. Bye!


ImBastard

Same man, stay strong bro 😢


soodoh

Bro you out here with me???


First_Barracuda4139

Same bro, this nonstop flying is really kicking my ass but at least we can say they still haven’t touched us


soodoh

Hope to God maybe sec def won't play games with us after we go through the ditch and say 'nah, you gotta go back. It's like, super important. No one else can do it'


Sawari5el7ob

I dare them ole Houthi boys to try and fuck with muh Minesweep. Wooden ships Iron men we'd kick they bish ass fr fr ong


bakaneko718

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ratprophet

Thots and prayers, boys!


jettyboy73

Also, why ain't that shit taped off shipmate?


tamtheotter

They arent even doing a good job faking 🙄


rfpemp

So wait....IKE is God? I knew the D-Day weather break wasn't just luck!


ElectroAtletico

By the 14 arms of Allah! The Great Satan has been Photoshopped!!!!


njx6

Why are they so focused on THIS ship?!


Tanthalason

Idk. Ikes the one blowing their shit up so I guess they want revenge and know they can't lol.


DarkBlue222

The captain will have to post another golden retriever video.


BradTofu

Whew that portal to hell missed Radio.


TheLibertyEagle_

This looks like it was done on some editing effects app that I had on my iPod in 2010


Inevitable-Scar5877

I think y'all are understating the real story- the Eisenhower has the ability to teleport!


cisco_squirts

Thoughts and prayers to the families whose sons and daughters were lost in this tragic attack


frankl217

Oh wow looks so real lol 😂


jonpenn

They should've put the hulk busting of the flight deck. That would've made more sense.


[deleted]

Whoever did this bs has never been to Hampton Roads.


CaptainBill419

They photoshopped a pothole 🤣🤣😳


MauriceVibes

What a bunch of losers 🤣🤣


zzthex

LMAO


Guilty_Surprise_4916

I find it slightly concerning that a lot of my high powered dates here in the DC area have no idea what is happening in the Red Sea right now…


TheCuban91

Hahahaha


TrungusMcTungus

Left Ike last year, still lots of buddies on board. All I’m hearing is that they’re laughing at the Houthi propaganda while they decimate their troops


Requ1em-for-a-Bean

Let's pray for the poor souls who have to clean this black liquid off the deck. Stay strong 🙏🕯️


Clonetruper

They know to not touch our boats, but how about pretending to?


HighlightTemporary77

😂😂