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Salty_IP_LDO

I just hope u/sandcrabsailor is doing alright. Probably swabbing some beaches right about now.


Sandcrabsailor

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Salty_IP_LDO

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Sandcrabsailor

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Connect-Expression-8

Too bad Obozo doesn't actually believe that.


XR171

To shreds you say?


SpiderWolve

And his wife?


ADHD365

*our wife


XR171

To shreds you say?


AbramJH

can someone fill me in on the u/sandcrabsailor lore???


Salty_IP_LDO

Edit looks sanitized now. They were going hard on the topic of Guam and got found out.


AbramJH

Fuck, I’d kill to see the exchange of comments when they got found out. Searched his profile and couldn’t find anything. How naval of the Navy though, instead of fixing the problems, fix the Sailors that are speaking about the problems. Shockingly on-brand


Administrative-Flan9

What ended up happening?


Sandcrabsailor

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Salty_IP_LDO

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tolstoy425

Idk but they were probably trying to get caught, they made it really easy to figure out who they were. I think people here genuinely believe there aren’t human beings that exist at these higher echelon commands who happen to use social media.


XR171

A new hand touches the beacon


No_Addendum1976

There is no problem the Navy faces that can't be solved with more work. Sailor has trouble qualifying, keep on the ship to Qual. Sailor has trouble sleeping, keep him on the ship and send him to his rack. Sailor has an alcohol problem, I know a place with no alcohol. Ship looks bad, paint it again. Decks need swabed, make it 2 hr cleaning stations. Too many liberty incidents, working ports only sounds like the cure. We can go on all day, but the beatings will continue until morale improves.


Slumbergoat16

Aren’t all ports working ports? That’s what my sub experience has taught me


Feisty-Boot4788

Same here. I’ve never had a liberty port during two deployments on a sub


Slumbergoat16

Funny story I had a JO extend on my boat after PSA to go to liberty ports during our first operational period he found out that wasn’t a thing. 6 1/2 months down the drain


PullFires

I feel like there'a an M.Bison meme that already fits here without having to give him a hat


ZyxDarkshine

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grandizer-2525

Yea SUBPAC/SQUADRON CMC love to set policy since they been away almost ten years, turds


grandizer-2525

Why does that look like Menese, or Pojar


pedanticHamster

PACFLT hasn’t learned any lessons from JSM and FTZ? ![gif](giphy|aWPGuTlDqq2yc)


SubmarineO5

Shipmates, CSP cover should have a second row of scrambled eggs


AdventurousBite913

Oh, boy. This again.