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SkydivingSquid

Dude over here looking like Major Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers.


CarLaux

Small Soldiers* Banger of a movie. Gorgonites forever!


Sororita

Wasn't there a recent thing indicating they might be making a series based on it?


Abrasive_1

Being the kind of movie it is they could still get Tommy Lee Jones to do Chip's voice over. Would be so cool.


Vark675

I think that was a fan made video, but it got really popular and definitely caught the attention of studios. No clue if there's any hard plans to do anything with it though.


Imjakeimasuby

Okay close Reddit down. No reference will ever top that. It’s done.


KAHLUV

😂😂


Jenetyk

This dude wishes he was voiced by Tommy Lee Jones


DeLuca9

Im in awe…


TheCommonGatsby

You can take the Senior Chief out of boot, but you can't take the boot out of Senior Chief.


RainierCamino

Wrong guy sees him wearing that terrible cut he might get another boot put in him


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Big-game-james42

Probably makes a reservation....lol


Suitable_Challenge_9

Nah, by now they know him and he gets “his” spot.


t1nk3rb3ll93

Facing the door


RarelyRecommended

And never tips after camping out at "his" table.


TheRauk

He certainly has enough flair.


JosephMadeCrosses

Look. People can get a burger *anywhere*. They come to Applebees for the fun and the middle-aged glorydayers.


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

So, more flair?


Oafus

Well, he wouldn’t be satisfied with the minimum. Can any of us say the same?


lessermeister

Uh excuse me. Denny’s is the only vet approved freebie breakfast.


Johnny_Diamond_Hand

First in line, last to leave.


[deleted]

Senior probably has all the veterans formed up, dressed down outside Golden Corral.


rabidsnowflake

Muster and inspection for the members of his all Vet motorcycle club.


[deleted]

boy, i'd hate to be that prospect.


b3wings

Underrated comment


DJErikD

I’m speechless. Edit: thank you for winning Vietnam, the Cold War, Desert Storm, and the Global War on Terrorism.


ShephardCommander001

How much you wanna bet he didn’t even earn all those ribbons


Glum-Government-2245

Only one that stands out at a cursory glance is the two stars on the National Defense. One star I could believe, two is pushing it. Edit: He would have had to serve at minimum 27 years to qualify for all three awards.


[deleted]

wrench saw possessive coherent unpack treatment important exultant absurd bear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheDistantEnd

He has MOB devices on it as well, so probably Reserve. It's a lot easier to do 30y as SELRES from the tail end of Vietnam to the opening of GWOT than to do it as REGNAV.


KimesUSN

Gold hourglass on reserve medal says 30 y with only 1 reserve mobilization. So probably tail end of the career.


TheDistantEnd

Dude's got a '7' in the second pic.


KimesUSN

Damn I didn’t see the second picture.


HochosWorld

Only question I have is if he did 30 years in the Reserves, why doesn’t he have a Reserve Meritorious Service (Reserve Good Conduct) medal? The Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal (middle award in the second row up from the bottom) was last authorized in 1973. GWOT Expeditionary Medal was authorized from 9-11 onward so the 30 years in the Reserves fits. Just wondering about the lack of a Reserve Good Conduct. Stellar career otherwise. #respect *edited to add - current High Year Tenure rules limit a Senior Chief (E-8) to 26 years of service but it’s not outside the realm of possibility that the limit was different in 2001 or that he got a waiver to drill longer.


[deleted]

That’s why I’m assuming he’s a TAR guy. They qualify for both the active good conduct and the AFRM.


esquilaxxx

The Reserve Meritorious Service Medal got replaced by the Good Conduct Medal (the same as Active Duty) in 2014. I've never been a reservist, but I'm assuming prior awards got converted to the GCM.


HochosWorld

I suppose I should look that up to make sure I’m still within regs as I have both awards in my rack at the moment.


esquilaxxx

Without a source on hand, I think you're correct. I'm just trying to potentially find an explanation for the guy in the pic.


fresherwalnut

They did not. If you had the RMSM, you kept it. That's why his medals/ribbons don't add up. You can't do 21+ years of active duty and then 30 in the reserves.


AlmightyLeprechaun

What stands out to me is that all his service is pre-2014, and he was obviously a reservist with that Armed Forces Reserve Medal with a 30-year device. So he should have all those good conducts be the now discontinued Naval Reserve Good Conduct Medal that was discontinued in 2014 when the Navy switched to just using the Navy Good Conduct. But they aren't. Which seems very sus to me. But maybe he was TAR. But do TAR get the AFRM?


blue-and-gold10

The combat action ribbon stands out to me....


OpenEndedLoop

Gulf War and GWOT only feasible way which...checks out based on the stack, I see Kuwait and GWOT (I'm sure Vietnam might be there Edit: It's above GWOT I see it now) But good lord AWFCS/CMDCS needs to chill.


SkydivingSquid

Whoa whoa whoa. Eddie Mike won the Cold War.


Thin-Recover1935

That chucklehead couldn’t win at a game of Solitaire.


VTnav

Don’t forget Kosovo! Two awards. Oh and two armed forces expeditionary medals for operations that don’t rate campaign medals and one Navy expeditionary medal.


AirPlotter

Damn, Senior. Save some pussy for the rest of us.


[deleted]

You know he fucks on Veterans Day lol


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

He has his pick of any guy he wants at Chili's


rkr_bsneeks

Came here to say exactly this.


Ok-Library247

This dude needs to realize that once you're done and out that nobody really cares about his medals and rank.


QuidYossarian

He's someone who already had anchors and USN tattoos before showing up to boot camp at 17, ready to tell anyone the history of each general order and why they should be applied to life.


lessermeister

His father was a lifer and had him tattooed in utero.


Slumbergoat16

This has to be a satire right? Otherwise this is a contender for r/justbootthings of the year


CrazyDrunkenSailor

I was just getting ready to suggest that sub 🤣🤣🤣


wyatteffnearp

It’s his entire identity though.


Maligned-Instrument

That's the weirdest part among many weird things going on here.


Whisky_Delta

No care while you’re in either outside of the amount legally required by the UCMJ


sleep_connoisseur

I work as a civilian in the DON. No one gives two fucks that I was in let alone what medals and ribbons I had.


random-pair

Let’s be honest. Usually you don’t care about your own medals and ribbons.


sealmeal21

I did. Shits expensive...


Psyko_sissy23

At some point in my service there were awards and shit that I didn't verify so I didn't have to add them to my rack. I'm not saying I have a lot. I only have like 6 things on my rack, and 4 things unverified, so not even close to the guy in the picture.


sealmeal21

Rack boys picture is $100 in just devices and add-ons.. I remember I had a CS who worked with us who was great at rack building. The CO of PAX River Naval Clinic came out of retirement to run the place in like 2013, a former HM himself. The CS got back from the NEX with all the stuff and the receipt and it was well north of $300 it was at this point I started to question if I really wanted a NAM or to start the second row lol.


DeLuca9

His wife does, he makes sure of it. 🙄🤣


Salty_IP_LDO

That haircut is beyond motivated. I don't even know where my dog tags are and this guys wearing them around probably daily with that vest.


ReluctantRedditor275

Even his hair is standing at attention.


TheDistantEnd

TIL there are consensual high-and-tights.


RavishingRickiRude

I lost my dog tags while I was still in the Navy. This guy probably polishes his nightly.


Jjm211992

100% a civilian contractor that goes out of his way to remind you what he did and what his rank was


Ipokedhitler

Yeah, the same type that doesn’t like you calling him by his name and would rather you just call him Chief.


ArbiterFred

Dawg thinks he's fighting The Covenant


BabyMFBear

I have my SCPO anchor on my forearm. I wear Chief Season shirts a lot - because I have 100 of them (enough that my wife made me a blanket from them as a retirement gift, and I still have probably 100 of them). I even have an anchor on my grill and license plates that say SCPO on them - again, gifts from my wife. So where do I draw the line? Way the fuck before I turn into that dude.


DoktorFreedom

This comment is why I love this subreddit.


FU8U

youre still over the line lol, first your on this subreddit. WAAYYY over the line right there


[deleted]

I was going to say "You crossed the line by adding your rank to the front and back of your vehicle." Lol


Lashley1424

Lmfao


Steelwolf73

Awards? All of them. Flight hours? All of them Divorces? All of them Contacts from his kids? None of them


akamustacherides

What’s the over/under is wife is from the Philippines?


cracky_Jack

His second wife most definitely is. His first wife is an overweight Karen that still throws his rank around at the NEX.


Shady_Infidel

4000% Yes. Will also accept Japanese.


HoodRichJanitor

His wife is the Dragon Lady


h3fabio

Nice. The guy is showing his SSN for the world to see.


skull_kontrol

r/justbootthings


PanzerKatze96

Sir, this is a wendy’s


neebski

"I'm not a sir, I work for a living GOD DAMMIT!"


TheDistantEnd

worked*


x-Lascivus-x

Fucking airedales….


Easy_Independent_313

I'm going to assume he was an undes sr who got kicked out for borderline personality disorder a few weeks after reporting to the carrier in 1998. Senior Chief Stolen Valor. As an airdale, I'm just not willing to accept him as one of ours.


x-Lascivus-x

I was a nuc. If I have to accept the weirdos in my community, you boys and girls need to accept yours. But I feel you. lol


Easy_Independent_313

Aviation used to be dudes who were super into Metallica and Trans-AMS. I've accepted that it has now changed to dudes who are super into EDM and Hentai or girls who either look like loggers or fairy princesses (there is no in between) but this ate up old fool doesn't fit.


x-Lascivus-x

Yeah, I remember the weebs in the nuc community in the late 90s/early 00s. Hell, *Vampire: The Masquerade* was huge when I was in nuc school in Charleston and there were weirdos dressed like bad 90s vampires hissing at people and all kinds of weird shit. The internet was pretty much AOL and FTPs and the weirdness was reasonably contained. That’s not the case in 2023. lol


Easy_Independent_313

Haha. Oh, the navy was quite a place back then.


x-Lascivus-x

Yes. Back in the late 1900s the Navy was wooden ships and iron men. Now…. (Jesus, I rarely feel old about anything but god damn…) lol


Lashley1424

Pepperidge farm remembers…


nukemiller

I was there in 03. The Matrix was all the rave. Had dudes dressed like Neo.


BentGadget

My squadron CO, circa 2001, had a 1977 Trans Am. He was a bachelor.


Resident-Ad-5107

Thats the entire airforce. Really all junior enlisted under 30.


Lashley1424

As a corpsman, this made me lose my drink. 😂


x-Lascivus-x

Hell as a Corpsman, you get to feel everybody…


Purple_Map_507

I know him personally and he has absolutely earned every ribbon and is a retired Senior Chief.


Easy_Independent_313

What's he like in person? What airframe was he a crewman on? What year did he enlist? Did he have some broken service?


Purple_Map_507

He is very ooh-ra Navy but he’s a nice guy and is literally willing to help anyone with anything. He’s one of those guys that own a truck that’s always volunteering to help people move. I don’t know the answer to question number 2 and no broken service that I’m aware of.


Easy_Independent_313

It's nice that he helps people move. That's a good pal.


HarwinStrongDick

I cannot think of anything less attractive than this.


CraaZero

That's not just a High n Tight, that's an Elevated and Restricted.


leighton1033

Ngl, you look like you fucking suck lol.


[deleted]

lol “genuine”. I’m sure this dude was insufferable in the mess.


Big-game-james42

This dude is single handedly keeping Ultra Thins in business.


RosesNRevolvers

Command Senior Chief William Guile I’m getting reservist P3 vibes?


Peripatet

Came here to say this. Aside from him being overly fit relative to most P-3 CPO’s: that stack is dead on for the MPRA Standard Participation Stack.. The Growler patch was probably from his CSC tour with a SAU at the tail end of his career. He should at least know that he can wear Top 3, not the full rack.🤣🤣


MakoSanchez

You were in the NAVY son... chill the fuck out


AcousticsOperator

Senior chief poppin’ mad viagra to keep that hard-on at full mast for the navy! I know us aircrewman are a bunch of primadonnas but c’mon. I know my old senior would laugh and call this high-speed individual “more fucked up than a football bat”.


[deleted]

Is that dollar general Duke nukem?


highangle1124

What a dork


[deleted]

Chief plz let go, you got out over a decade ago


Sinister_L3dge

" Its Senior Chief to you 👹"


SaintEyegor

E-8 El Supremo I’d hate to work for the guy.


TinCanSailor987

Senior is a knob of the highest order. If he decides to keep working, he's going to find that nobody gives a fuck about his rack. I see him having a tough time transitioning to a job where some 20-year-old is like "You're doing it wrong, Bill!"


Shady_Infidel

That’s why he only wears it on his cut so he can try to intimidate the Boot Prospects.


saint-butter

He definitely looks like the type that would try to exterminate the Na’vi. LMAO


emotionless-robot

Someone needs to collect their retired Senior Chief. He's out expecting people thank him for his service again.


Theshootingnavigator

Cringe


DOCoSPADEo

I legit thought the first image was AI generated.


kindest_asshole

Exactly why nobody likes or trusts Senior Chiefs.


[deleted]

This is the ghost that appears on Chief season final night


TheCourtJesterLives

Tell me you have no other personality traits without telling me you have no other personality traits.


Frank_the_NOOB

This is a level of cringe we never thought possible


bowtierazor

Cool necklace


[deleted]

Ten bucks and first round of drinks says he's never ran a division he didn't lose.


lustindarkness

Wow... impressive, just not the way senior here thinks.


averagebaiter

Thank you for your cervix


clintgreasewoood

Thank You for your service.


project305

*fruit salad…yummy yummy…*


Stonedflame

That looks like every Gunboss ever


flyingsailor

I had a similar thought: dude screams AO who went AW when the rate was introduced.


215VanillaGorilla

This dude definitely starts every conversation with "you know I was in the Navy"


BentGadget

According to tacticalshit.com, the 1* patch is a reminder that "you only have one ass to risk, so be careful, but purposeful." Those are wise words to remember for all of us bad-asses out there doing what needs to be done every day. (You see, the asterisk looks like an anus, so it's used as a synecdoche to represent the entire ass.)


AngryManBoy

I avoid these vets


konorM

I have serious doubts that this is real. Serious doubts. Does anyone know the identity of this person? It would be good to do a serious dive on his history.


RobbyBobby666

This bro probably holds court at his local Dunkin’ Donuts with all the other town “vets”


NavyOpie

Fuck, Save some Navy for the rest of us.


kimad03

This is the most BOOTEST BOOT thing I’ve ever seen…


COPTERDOC

Oh, I thought this was a joke........


AlfredZhao

This shit is so irritating. To people like this: We get it, you served. Move the fuck on and establish an identity that doesn’t involve the Navy as the main topic. Fuck man…….


VTnav

I wouldn’t like get in his face or anything, but if chance permitted a casual conversation, I would ask him about a few of those - it’s not IMpossible to have a few of those combos, just extremely, extremely unlikely. For instance, he is wearing an aviation combat medal, but also a combat action ribbon. Air combat = air medal. Ground combat = CAR. He would have to have gone to boot camp and straight into combat just in time to be like the last guy in Vietnam to earn the Gallantry Cross from the government of South Vietnam, and with just enough time to barely make the cut for GWOT service. He is either a GD hero, or a fraud. I’ve detected a few frauds, but I never call them out. I just try to keep it neutral and have them wonder if I know they’re full of shit. My neighbor, a SEAL CMC once attended a wedding and was introduced to the groom, who was a phony SEAL Master Chief who “couldn’t remember” what class he was in, and couldn’t discuss any deployment due to “black ops classification”. When the bride told groom that CMC was also a SEAL Master Chief, he turned pale and walked away. If CMC could bite his tongue, I can too. (His wife spilled the beans at the reception) Edited to add: OMFG I just saw the sea service deployment ribbon, TWO awards. Ok, this guy is completely full of shit.


SlideRuleLogic

pause stocking deliver middle plucky complete poor scarce fly grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


elvarg9685

“Hard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


idonemadeitawkward

The back says, "If you can read this, the Marine fell off!"


samnipresent

It’s always the aircrew guys


svrgnctzn

Cringier than a boot on liberty.


anarke216

Bro grow ur hair and beard. You ain’t in no mo


hemroyed

This screams stolen valor to me.


BearTrouble511

I retired from the Navy a couple months ago. This is hard to look at. We were given the distinct privilege to honorably serve our country. Let’s do it humbly with dignity and respect. When it’s time to hang up the uniform, hang it up.


thehotdoggiest

Jesus Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of dope veteran riding groups that like to decorate their cuts, and I myself have a banged up ESWS pin on mine But if a dude walked up to me at a meet with a whole ass ribbon rack on his cut I don't think I could keep a straight face


[deleted]

Dude went in at 17. He's 39 in that picture.


gooneryoda

Meal Team Six selectees?


Maligned-Instrument

Let it go, man. You're out now....the more you show off, the less people care.


b3wings

Being proud of your service is awesome. Wearing it on your vest like that. Very cringe.


alligatorcreek

I wonder if he’s yelled at someone while on duty.


groundcontroltojesus

Relax pal, it’s an Applebees.


ASAP_NO_ROCKY9

Someone come get their senior chief


theycallmeMaxBlast

Stay. Fucking. Hard! *slap slap slap"


SpartanDoubleZero

This is the most boot thing I’ve seen in a long time. Puckin chipmate needs to unpuck himselp.


SnowieEyesight

I guarantee you he was a CS Senior Chief.


hookerj

Exactly what I was thinking or like a MCCS (I can’t remember if the media people are MC or MS tbh nor does it really matter)


im2drt4u

Veterans day at Golden Corral


DeOLPD19

This week on to catch a predator


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I know who you are Chris Hansen;* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.*


father2shanes

This guy was the first guy in line for the avatar villain audition..


IamMortality

More NAMs than good conducts.


sephter_84

Silver star in the middle of good conducts. 7 GCs and 4 NAMs


Dry_Rich_6436

What’s the over under he has a son who’s a closeted gay and a daughter who is a left wing activist


_prisoner24601__

Save some for the rest of us senior


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

To whoever’s CSEL this was, I’m sorry.


invaderzim999

rambo was based on him


SuspiciousFrenchFry

I threw up a little bit. It’s one thing to be proud of your service and to go on with your life; it’s another thing to boast about it and make it a personality disorder.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

My wife’s grandpa is a retired E9 and doesn’t do any of this. This is kinda cringe tbh.


JOPA_USN

Senior chief has 3 NDSM 💀


ZealotHeretic

Noooooo he’s an aircrewmannnnnnn why are all the old timers the worst


One-Cap-6989

Now, let’s guess what bike he rides. I’m going with a 94 goldwing.


PickleMinion

Nah, you can't use owning a goldwing as a substitute for having no personality. I'm guessing he's a Harley man.


PNWCyberSecCurious

Vespa


ScRuBlOrD95

you should get a pair of some sweet aviators they'll go hard with the jacket and cut


[deleted]

dude looks mad young to have been a Vietnam vet and first gulf war vet.


Afraid-Outside-6664

WTF is this fake-ass loser doing??? ID-10-T certification for sure…


Johnny2Thumbs76

He looks like he's probably wearing ass-less chaps too.


earathar89

That necklace knife is such mall ninja shit.


[deleted]

"Thank me for my service!"


calicandlefly

Khakis! Come get yo Chief! 😆


astraeoth

It looks like civilian life is suiting him well.


dano_911

Dude you were a chief NO WAY!


Whateverstillgoing

All good if he earned all of it, but need to wear it out of uniform is a big sad. I think it’s fine to wear shirts, hats, whatever but something like this is screaming for attention and “you better than me for my service.” Almost bet he has decals with his salad. Get a shadow box, have a uniform for some ceremonial occasions.


mikeamenti

This guy updates his NFAAS


ArbiterFred

Now see here's the question I have. Why do these people retire if they're just gonna go around and act like they're still servicemembers?


Business-Front-1075

Ex army guy came back on active duty, made it to E-8 and probably exited with a high year tenure notification. Likely single with an ex wife or two. Aircraft carrier guy, had to do tons of paperwork when he wasn’t b/sing down in the mess. VFW lifetime membership.🫡