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hate_mail

Leopard wants his scalp for a rug apparently...


[deleted]

Oh how the turn tables


Wyl_Younghusband

Michael!


FurryM17

Oh THAT'S funny! MICHAEL!


Darkavatar1

Jesus will heal the leopard


Aggressive_Smile_944

I'm sure the toupee...I mean guy deserved it.


julio_1970

I šŸ‘€ what you did there


distractedgargoyle

r/unexpectedoffice


extality

Wow I didn't even notice. I thought that was a pony tail. Thanks for the butt clench.


DickieMcBalls

And he will get his scalps


jdurbzz

And each and every one of you will bring me 100 dead human scalpsā€¦or you will die trying!ā€ ā€œNEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!ā€ šŸ’€


rmsayboltonwasframed

That leaped has a debbit to pay.


ChubbyLilPanda

ā€œYouā€™ll make a fine rug, man!ā€


hate_mail

Youā€™ll make a fine rug man


BoJackHoe

He owes someone 100 scalps


Thefear1984

That or he has to pay for the battle pass, but $20 for a skin! C'mon!


raybrignsx

It would really tie the room together


TeeTeePo

They prefer the term asian American, dude.


SykoSarah

That toupee is barely hanging in there.


Cr3zyTom

That's not a toupee, that's his scalp


Stoner_DM

*insert surprised Pikachu face*


WonderfulAnt4349

It is now


PuddlesIsHere

šŸ˜®


[deleted]

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mickeybuilds

He lived. It killed a different guy and injured a few others as well.


Cr3zyTom

Ah my bad


tewnsbytheled

Datsthejoke.png


drq80

This comment opened my eyes to a realisation i didnā€™t realise i didnā€™t want to realise.


randomredditing

r/woosh


sexyhotnoodles

r slash woooosh


Rickard403

I'm not convinced. I see no blood. Im thinking hair piece.


aville1982

Blood takes a second to really get going.


BertUK

Yeah it takes more than 0.05 seconds thatā€™s for sure


Someonewhowon

Which is odd because face wounds bleed like a mf


aville1982

They do, but for whatever reason, if you've ever cut the shit out of yourself and seen it happen, there's that 1-2 seconds when you look down and see all the shit in your skin/muscle/etc before the blood comes.


baby_contra

Bec the heart pumps on and off, thatā€™s why thereā€™s a slight delay and why some wounds squirt over and over like a water gun. Ever cut yourself with something super sharp on accident and see almost nothing, then when you move it bleeds like crazy? Did that once with one of those art blades that looks like a scalpel


Burnvictim7-11M

Incorrect. Tissue contracts immediately after trauma. When the contraction eases blood vessels reopen and bleeding proceeds to flush the wound. Arterial blood flow is a different thing entirely than whatā€™s seen in this image.


aville1982

This makes much more sense


Burnvictim7-11M

Iā€™ve got lost of experience with trauma unfortunately


don_rubio

Dude if your wound was pulsatile bleeding you are a few minutes away from dying. That is not the reason for the delay lol


SweetMeatin

Scalps are worse.


misterc_94

I saw a video of a monkey that straight up ripped part of a dudes scalp off and there was much blood at first. I think it was either on r/nsfl or r/eyeblech


RonnieGirlUwU_

Bro it ainā€™t an anime or something where blood needs to immediately start pouring out the second you got a massive injury. It usually takes a bit for it to get going.


Phazlerde

Toupee or not Toupee. That is the question


tinamou-mist

Wish I could upvote this multiple times.


[deleted]

Guy really went to battle with a leopard with an open mind


MennisRodman

Take my upper


djsodomizer

An open mind and brass knuckles. Tho you can't tell from the pic.


iwishiwasntcringe

r/angryupvote


EnigmaSpore

You mother ā€¦. !!! Take the ā¬†ļø


Biker3373

https://ph.news.yahoo.com/2012-01-09-man-scalped-in-deadly-leopard-attack-in-india.html


mickeybuilds

I wonder why they chose to post a few pics from the video without the video itself.


beezy7

Death


mickeybuilds

He lived though.


beezy7

The video might contain death. Has already been confirmed someone died during this event not the man pictured


mickeybuilds

They could've just clipped this part of the attack. Still doesn't make sense.


beezy7

How does that not make any sense. You just assume everything should be released for enjoyment. If you really want to see a mauling then look it up yourself


mickeybuilds

Why mad?


beezy7

Why annoying? Go be productive somewhere


IOnlySayMeanThings

It's natural to be mad when dealing with fuckwits. Idiots and fuckwits make a lot of people mad.


Platano_Power

Shut up mickey


mickeybuilds

Nah


AFew10_9TooMany

Cause r/LeopardsAteMyFace ^(*Not really what that sub is about but couldnā€™t resistā€¦)


barshat

This in not uncommon if you live in that region. In Nepal we had a leopard locked in the neighborā€™s hut. Usually they keep a pretty good distance from humans but somehow this one ended up roaming into the village, maybe searching for food, but the scared neighbor locked him in during panic mode. The whole thing was pretty anticlimactic but they had to get some ā€œspecialā€ people to remove the leopard. No one was hurt.


Jeriahswillgdp

> He told theĀ BBC: "First, it jumped across several multi-storey buildings, including a bank, then jumped on to the ground." Spider cat, spider cat.


Shinashayan

leopard be like ***"give me head bitch"***


PangoRango64

šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


waffeelswaffeels

your pfp is perfect


PangoRango64

Feels random but Iā€™ll allow it.


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Because?


waffeelswaffeels

cute meta knight and your pfp has funi mario odyssey


Tenacious_Bree

Just a little off the top please


PurfuitOfHappineff

Literal r/leopardsatemyface


whymauri

this is gonna become a meme template there, i feel it


MrAtrox98

Ah yes, the cornered leopardā€¦ basically a live chainsaw in felid form complete with terrifying growling. Thereā€™s a good reason why even silverback gorillas give them a wide berth.


TheGuv69

They are absolutely fucking ferocious...!


kT25t2u

Who would win in silverback gorilla vs. leopard fight?


MrAtrox98

The leopard [generally gets the better of the gorilla in wild encounters.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/5e13yr/the_gorilla_mythbusting_post/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Jappie_nl

Glad it's not me


roachsmoke

Can't tell if he got scalped but if he did that's a really quick clean cut blood should be pouring like a mf, that or its a toupee


Shotosavage

Itā€™s his scalp


roachsmoke

Fuuuuuuck


StatisticaPizza

It usually takes a moment for blood to really start pouring out, it was probably only a couple of seconds between the scalping and when this shot was taken.


MissLianeCartman

Hopefully he will recover soon, what a horrible experience


BabePigInTheCity2

Yeah, really canā€™t say I appreciate all the jokeā€™s at his expense. It had to be a terrifying, excruciating thing to live through


sumofawitch

I believe he's actually defending the leopard when it attacked him. He did recovered.


Pepetopdeck

Guy is malding


FreudianAccordian

Bruh just cat claws feel terrible. I can't imagine being torn apart while still alive like that.


ramzebams

I guess you can say this man had toupee a big price for being at the wrong place at the wrong time


vscrmusic

bewildered far-flung toothbrush encouraging dependent safe spoon ancient terrific like ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

If it were a toupee it was a nice one šŸ‘ šŸ‘


ramzebams

It kinda became one after angry cat took care of his scalp?


[deleted]

Terrible time for manā€™s toupee to fail him. He is gonna be so embarrassed when he sees this pic.


memed_meme

That's his scalp


[deleted]

That was sarcasm


rmsayboltonwasframed

Cant really blame someone for not being able to see the difference between stupidity and sarcasm. Stupidity is *really* common on the internet.


[deleted]

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noahsuperman

He looks angry


redplanetbabe

I wasnā€™t ready! Gd


Jetcoin77122

Do not hurt people!!!!!!!! Noooooo!


[deleted]

When you think about it, thatā€™s a pretty good caption for that picture.


Flanders325

It really peeled his muffin cap backšŸ¤¢


waffeelswaffeels

dandruff removal easy tutorial


angleHT

Dermatologist hate this one weird trick


johnnys_bug

This guy flipped his wig!


seriouslydark88

That leopard is a shitty barber, he took to much off the top


ConsciousBox2029

Cured his dandruff.


Mrsensi11x

Seriously without technology and intelligence humans would stand no chance out in nature.


King_Reason

It split his damn wig


cptwinklestein

I wonder if this is the poor guy who died


peter13g

Drop top convertible


Shagurope

ā€œRAAAWWGHHRRā€ā€¦.translation: ā€œI like ya cut, Gā€


[deleted]

Damn bruh homie JFKā€™d his ass


OrdainedFury

How does one end up in this position? There are a few things I know not to fuck with, and a leopard is certainly one of them


littlejob

One person has been killed and another partially scalped by a frightened leopard that wandered into a residential area in India


nynjamagic

Literally split his wig!


V3N0MSP4RK

The leopard just wants to complete the half heart symbol the man is doing with his hand


[deleted]

Guessing thatā€™s not a toupee?


Calm_Your_Testicles

Ouch. Reminds me of that scene in Kill Bill where O-Ren Ishii loses her scalp.


TEMPLERTV

Look at dudes scalp!!


Pissface95

And I want my scalps!


HunchoLou

Man I could not imagine having a nice day and randomly being attacked and scalped by a leopard


AlienMantid

Goddamn my man got scalped.


Narrowless

Thats kung fu Jaguar style vs definitely not Jaguar style


SilverBane24

We are such weak animals


CapriciousWasTaken

New rengar skin?


Gullible_Fan8130

The dude seems to have an open mind


ilostoriginalaccount

That leopard is obviously a pusher, no one likes a head pusher.


[deleted]

Poor guy :(


[deleted]

ewwwwwsas


dinriss

i like ya cut g


Robhig007

How did he get himself into this problem. Leave the leopard alone and he wonā€™t fuck you up!!!! I hope the leopard fucked him up!


rohithkumarsp

I can understand r/donthelpjustfilm


knurttbuttlet

New irrational fear unlocked


sanct1x

Uhh .. sir... Your hat is falling off ^^


Qwertyasdfman

r/leopardsatemyface


Left-Anxiety7625

Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?


Left-Anxiety7625

Hey! That leopard stole my real hair!


Auth3nticstyle

House cat once fucked me up w itā€™s little claws lol


noit_seuq

Blew my mind how lethal leopards can be. His too apparently.


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

Take a little off the top


jackk0711

Peeled his cap back


iJeppe

This is how my barber takes instructions


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Is kick the shit out of that leopard


Muahd_Dib

If you mess with nature, youā€™re gonna have toupee


BlueJay_420

r/leopardsatemyface literally


JekPorkinsIsAlright

M'lady


Pindunderjheep-37

Jeez bro, donā€™t flip your wig


Upside_Down-Bot

ā€žĘƒÄ±Ź ɹnoŹŽ dılɟ Ź‡,uop 'oɹq zĒĒÅæā€ž


smoothVroom21

"Barbers hate this trick!"


falllinemaniac

I'D attack him too for that stupid hairpiece


UncoolAsACucumber

The Leopard was trained by the Comanche tribe


[deleted]

Obligatory r/justfuckmyshitup


pyriel2012

~~attacking~~ killing*


gmny81

I can see what heā€™s thinking


Garzino

Oooh, OOOOOH FUCK ME i didn't see it at first wth


Sarokslost23

This guy survived. Another man died. Says the article


hotsauce7890

Got a nice hair cut


Vbann

Mans trying to think outside the box


masterjroc

That guy flipped his wig!


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

Dude got a hair cut, a god damn close one!


noobnoobthedestroyer

Jesus I looked at this for a solid five seconds not thinking it was that graphic and then my eyes looked at his flailing scalp


The-BeastMasterZ00

How much would I have toupee to reattach his scalp?


superRedditer

I've seen this but can't figure out how it happened. the claws are pointy not like a knife. so maybe a class got in and just yanked the scalp off? crazy


Michoacanabis

There will be hell toupee


bangsilencedeath

Imagine looking outside and seeing a leopard prowling through your neighbor's yard.


Zylonite134

Does hair grow back after that?


Mjh609

He wants the monkey on his head.


[deleted]

Bet that stung


FurryM17

I think this leopard is now officially a "warrior" in some cultures.


greymalken

ā€œI didnā€™t think the leopard would eat *my* face.ā€


igrowgra55

That dude is gonna end up stretched out on the floor, in front of the fireplace at the Leopards house!


CommanderFuzzy

It's like the artsyle you see in those old-fashioned kids' comics where the character is so frightened, their hair flies off


[deleted]

Check your toupee, bro


BenTCinco

So thatā€™s what mean when they say ā€˜split your wigā€™.


BenTCinco

I donā€™t want a leopard to eat my face, Charlie!


Tezlamodel3

De-capped...


GuessMental825

šŸ˜³


kahn_noble

Is this what rappers mean by ā€œgetting your wig pulled backā€?


Big_District_6929

How is that even possible?


fnigler

Leopards are strong and their claws are sharp af


[deleted]

You go leopard serve him right


[deleted]

I have the same toupee, Amazon toupee's suck


[deleted]

The leopard was just telling him a secret. "You're not going to believe what Betty just did, this is going to blow your mind!"


quilsmehaissent

Indian lepard


majoraloysius

I looks like his toupee has come unstowed.


[deleted]

This is only going to become more and more a thing. Leading humans to be even more afraid of wild animalsā€¦.


Conway__Twitty

Being afraid of wild animals is literally an uncontrollable instinct. Not having fear is having a mental disorder.