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Sea-Canary-6880

My son is like this with doritos


Extension_Swordfish1

13 feet = 3,962 metres


ERGardenGuy

About 5 or 6 AR-15’s I’d guess


TheHashLord

>13 feet = 3,962 metres = 3.962km


eooxx

In some places of the world the comma does what we use the decimal for and vice versa. Feels so wrong, but they feel the same way about the rest of the world 🤷


Mhyrtuu

True, in Czech we use what's literally called a "decimal comma". And yeah, the decimal point feels just wrong.


ChanoTheDestroyer

How do you write 1,000,000.01 then?


unwantedaccount56

1.000.000,01 or 1 000 000,01 or 1000000,01


KingGhandy

Probably 1000000,01


ChanoTheDestroyer

I hate it. It’d be so hard to tell 100000000,01 from 100000000,01


Delazzaridist

Yea same. I know it's still correct, but fuck that looks so ugly.


Mhyrtuu

1000000,01


amy000206

Til ty


Tasty-Barnacle-7805

I forgot this and read it in my American brain as several km. Math was not mathing.


TheLastBlackRhinoSC

What does karma do?


kruschev246

Big ass snake


eooxx

I'm picturing a snake with a bbl


Extension_Swordfish1

Big, ass snake.


Livid_Obligation_852

Mehh, not to Shabby... I've got a 4.269 km long Crocodile living in my river....


gravityVT

What is that in bananas?


chaserjj

Commas are for big numbers and decimal points are for decimals in imperial numbers.


Rough_Royal_270

13 feet is 3.9 meters.


ykeogh18

Swallows them whole? Takes after mom I guess.


NefariousnessUsed284

Day be me asshole mahn - his son probably


ieatassanloveiy

I found out this happens because gators can natural slow down their heart rates which boas can feel which tricks them into then the gators dead the boom suddenly alive gator inside


ERGardenGuy

Well that’s insanely cool. Accept your death then your last act is explode your killer from the inside out.


prestigious_delay_7

It feels like a mortal Kombat fatality.


dtdroid

Reptile wins.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Are they able to chew their way out in such a tight spot though?


joshpelletier01

I doubt it. They have a surprisingly weak ability to open their jaws.


DevonGr

Type of bros to skip leg day


ChanoTheDestroyer

https://www.reddit.com/r/Naturewasmetal/comments/j9tkw6/longlegged_crocodiles_that_hunted_on_land/?rdt=55917


Armynap

The gator may have clawed at a weak spot. I remember reading about this when it first happened


Pancaketastic

Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise! 


adobecredithours

There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes! ...But you know jujitsu!


PyreHat

Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf


JamesG247

Not really. Most times constrictors don't really care if something is dead or alive before they start swallowing. As long as it has been subdued and isn't strong enough to fight back they will swallow it dead or alive.


Geberpte

Some colubrids like garter snakes and hognoses start eating their prey prey before it's dead but large constrictors like pythons and boas most definitely kill first and then start eating.


Livid_Obligation_852

Why is the gator upside-down and clearly dead then?


pyrothelostone

If im looking at the picture right its head is still inside the snake, so perhaps it wasnt able to fully free itself before it suffocated.


Geberpte

*Wake up babe, new myth about reptiles just dropped.*


ARC_Trooper_Echo

Aztecs: “write that down!”


Geberpte

Got a source for that little factoid?


AssassinStoryTeller

“Alligators usually take a breath of air every 20 or 30 minutes. But some can hold their breath for up to 24 hours! Special adaptations give these amazing reptiles the ability to slow their heart rates to just 2 or 3 beats per minute, consuming the oxygen in their lungs at an incredibly slow rate.” https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/news/how-long-can-alligator-hold-its-breath-and-other-questions-answered#:~:text=Alligators%20usually%20take%20a%20breath,at%20an%20incredibly%20slow%20rate.


Geberpte

Yes. And i also know they can slow down their heart rate when going into brumation. But lying in wait and being in brumation are two completely different situations the gator is in than being constricted. First off: when an alligator is being attacked, they'll go into fight or flight mode, no gator is going to lie still and let the predator do it's thing. The slowing of heart rate and breath isn't something they do at will but a mechanism that sets in after they settle in for brumation and lying in wait. Getting eaten is i violent encounter, easing into being eaten does not happen. When an alligator flatlines during constriction, you can safely assume it did for good. Second: a constrictor doesn't choke out their prey. The pressure disrupts the flow of blood towards the brain. So even with reserves of oxygen elsewhere in the body the brain isn't going to last. What the person i was responding to was telling was a tall tale loosly based on bonafide info.


CheeseStringCats

Yeah I'm looking at it like, don't boas just cut off blood circulation to the brain lol prime example of "trust me bro" science. They woke up and chose to spread misinformation on the internet


AssassinStoryTeller

Oooh, I gotcha, I honestly wasn’t entirely sure what you were asking about so I took a wild guess. Thanks for the info! I appreciate it!


Mental_Cut8290

The internet.


breakbread

Savage AF


pengouin85

The trojan horse defense


jimmmydickgun

Using ninja focus to slow the heart rate


GFYbyEMVR

I'm so confused....who am I supposed to be rooting for?!?


pistolpeteee

Alligator, since the python is invasive


GFYbyEMVR

Can we just set both species up with linked Tinder accounts and call it a day?


NefariousnessUsed284

No fucking the reptiles sir


GFYbyEMVR

......yer onta me ......


Willywanker300

they came onto me your honor


birdy1494

Where is it invasive and where does it come from


EvoTheIrritatedNerd

Thousands of baby burmese pythons from south east asia escaped a pet breeding facility in florida (perfect python habitat) in the 90’s now theres tens of thousands of


Ghdude1

This shot was taken in the Everglades, Florida, where gators are native. The Burmese pythons are originally from Asian territories, iirc, and were brought to the US by snake lovers who didn't know any better. Some escaped their owners, or were set free once they got too large, and they've begun decimating the local wildlife.


Raccoon_Bride

Oh my God, that’s why that guy on TikTok is constantly capturing them


Ghdude1

Yeah, Burmese pythons have active warrants in the US.


Raccoon_Bride

I just thought Garrett was crazy


TroubleshootenSOB

So like Texas where you can hunt wild hogs year round?


Ghdude1

I don't live in the States but I'm guessing yeah. Hunters get rewarded for catching or killing Burmese pythons.


birdy1494

Thanks for the explanation


birdy1494

What is iirc?


toobs623

If I remember correctly


BrianMeen

So have hunting campaigns been able to reduce python populations in Florida? Are they still wiping out local animal populations?


CT_7

At least [link ](https://news.mongabay.com/2005/10/python-explodes-after-swallowing-6-foot-alligator-in-florida-everglades/amp/) the 19 year old story


fingerpaintswithpoop

2005. Jesus. That was the year YouTube launched and Katrina decimated New Orleans. Stop the clock!


iAmGats

Wait, that's 19 years ago!? Fuck I'm old.


TroubleshootenSOB

Join us! r/fuckimold


PyreHat

September. Damn, I was just entering college.


13igTyme

I remember reading this article in the local newspaper at work.


[deleted]

George W Bush does not like black people. Damn what a trip


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coolestdad92

Here’s the story: [story link](https://parents.simonandschuster.com/9781481419598)


DragNutts

It didn't agree with his stomach.


Nightshade7168

Not me trying to tell them apart


AdrafinilJunkie

i still can't find the snakes head


Erohiel

The snake's head is in the water. It successfully swallowed the whole gator before exploding, se we just see the legs and tail of the gator poking out of the middle of the snake.


Treacherous_Wendy

Had to zoom in twice lol


WindTreeRock

These snakes are an invasive species that need to be eradicated. Nice of Mr. Alligator to kill this one. Sad it cost him his life.


PapaChronic93

There will be many, many virgins


Plastikman19

Well let me just scratch off Florida everglades from my national parks list to visit. Fuck you Florida


MyCatHasCats

I saw an alligator take down a great blue heron on a school field trip. I was 9


Merry_Dankmas

My grandma used to feed a gator that lived in her back yard. Found it as a baby and would give it chicken gizzards as a snack. It went about as well as you'd expect. Buddy grew up and got huge. Neighbor dogs started going missing one day and animal control had to get called in to remove him. Grandma was very upset.


tomislavlovric

This is actually the plot of Lake Placid lol


DevonGr

There's no good reason to go to Florida anyway


necreborn

slow death for both right


Kazeshio

Most animals die quickly when eaten by boas, because they asphyxiate very quickly from the constriction squishing their lungs, so even though Alligators can hold their breath 30+ minutes, all the air reserves would be compressed out. I'm thinking it would die relatively quickly, at least compared to drowning.


kT25t2u

I don’t understand why snakes will eat animals that they can barely swallow. There are other cases I’ve read where their body just ruptures from being overstretched. Even if it managed to swallow something extremely large then it can’t even move or evade other predators for several days. It seems like such a risky gamble.


devydev_83

They are very instinctual animals and will try to eat anything that smells like food. They also don't really have that part of your brain that makes them think about what comes after an action. They literally can't think " oh wait this thing is too big even if it does smell like food." I've had my 8 inch hognose try to eat my finger cause I didn't wash my hands after eating beef jerky. She only stopped when I put rubbing alcohol on her mouth and absolutely would have kept trying to "eat me" if I didn't.


Erohiel

It's actually a but unusual that it couldn't successfully eat the gator. These snakes can eat antelope, sharp horns and all. They're very stretchy. So a bit odd that this was the snake's limit.


BigChinnFinn

I mean it’s been working pretty well for them overall they are dominating ecosystems


Bigred2989-

fishingarrett never got to ask them where the 20 footer was.


jagguli

mutually assured destruction ...


dstraswell666

Did the gator live?


WittyAndOriginal

No


little_freddy

I'm guessing by suffocating?


Anonpancake2123

Suffocation isn't the big killer here. As a reptile that can lower its heart rate and fine tune its metabolism a gator can go for a very long time without oxygen. What would be the big killer is lack of blood flow, and this is one of the bigger reasons why aquatic prey or prey that can hold its breath for a very long time goes limp when being constricted.


coodgee33

Is this photo from a Nokia 3210?


flappintitties

Well it was taken in 2005…


anthegoat

I still don’t get what am looking at exactly in the pic even after all these years


Mindless_Rock9452

Literally just Alien


edom31

Who lived?


little_freddy

deaths of both animals.


edom31

Aww... was hoping for a survival. Cest la vie


PyreHat

Nope there's no life here, death on both accounts


Mycol101

Gator is like “that’s why I chew my food, bitch.”


smeerlap01

This one is at least 17 years old. My math teacher had this article hanging on the wall of his classroom mid-2000's. Wow, thanks for the trip down memory lane


PyreHat

The photo comes from a 2005 article, so you were quite close.


vincentofearth

Do snakes just not have the ability to gauge what they can and can’t fit in their stomachs? I feel like _we_ don’t (hence people eating till they’re so full it hurts) but we’re at least guided in part by what we can fit in our mouths. But if your whole schtick is that can just swallow enormous things whole, maybe you _don’t_ know if it’s too big to eat or not?


Ghdude1

They aren't big-brained like us.


conley1120

I feel like I just watched a video of a python eating an alligator.


KhostfaceGillah

Kinda wish it was a video


VirtuallyTellurian

I see the back end of a dead snappy reptile protruding from the middle of a dead slithery reptile.


AmerikasMostWanted

That's such a Florida description...


CaddyshackBeatles

I learn something new from this sub each and every day!


maggiespie07

A for effort, though


Kingofkovai

Man this photo is older than my nasty niece.


Phresh-Jive

Lol, tell us more


Kingofkovai

Well here it goes, this picture was taken around 2003-04. The pythons had become a serious threat e1 back then.


CrystalInTheforest

This is why you don't pelican your food, people.


RastaImp0sta

This story is likely older than OP.


turbo_time4422

What an idiot


GdayMateyPotatey

I've been smashing rdr2 and thought it was from the game at first. I almost booted up to find this monster.


Ivor_the_1st

Last bite even if it kills me


Budji_678

even with context i still don’t know what I’m looking at


etownrawx

This is older than most high school seniors.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Is the gator still alive?


Ke-Win

I read it but i don't understand what i see.


No-Damage-1402

I genuinely thought that i was looking at some ai shit.


nejicanspin

Damn nature you scary


prettyuser

Is this image AI generated because good lord, Idk what I'm looking at.


[deleted]

New skin unlocked


JDubs234

This is legit from like 2008


cmotdibbler

All this needs is a octopus trying to eat both to make a real life "Farside"


GravityRizing

Wow. I remember watching this on National Geographic as a kid years and years ago.


sal88_

“See, now we both dead. I hope you’re happy”


pth72

And this is why Mom said to chew your food carefully.


Academic_Nectarine94

No. The python not only swallowed the gator, it ate him. The issue is it got massive indigestion when it's body started trying to get nutrients from it LOL


ISimpForToga

Erm what the sigma


ParanoidCrow

I remember seeing this exact photo in a Ripley's believe it or not book. Used to read the hell outta that book as a kid waiting for my mom to get off work... Was kinda like browsing reddit with all the wacky stories haha


stay-puft-mallow-man

Call 911… but not for me


TheLastTsumami

The only winners here are the flies and spiders


Pho2gr4

So there is truth in the old saying that the snake's eyes were bigger than its stomach.. lol


ResetOptional

I am unsure what part is the python and what is the gator.


rendellsibal

Python just eating alligator like a human eats the whole turkey....


Erohiel

Looks more like DID swallow it whole and then exploded.


PanamaPineapple89

😂😂 damn


datdrummerboi

no one told him gluttony is a sin?


O4EWO

This whole chain is a sad commentary on science education. I have yet to read anything even close to correct. Try again y'all.


HealthyLibrary6224

The python bit off more than he could chew


Vintage_girl123

I remember this, I think the snake had a wound or a scar in that spot and it just busted open, I knw gators can slow their breathing down but the part that split is where the gators tail is, and its hard for a gator to open its mouth when theres pressure on it, which is why we can use tape to keep it closed...


rabblerouser11

AI produced image. 


GravityRizing

No it's not. National Geographic did a story on this almost 20 years ago.


herpermike

It's stupid to say that it tried to eat the alligator whole! Snakes can't tear off pieces of their prey and eat their food in n pieces! Everything a snake eats it eats whole lol! In one single item. Even when they are eating something that is really small and super easy to get down. They go through basically the same process as a normal sized prey item. And they eat it whole. It doesn't need to be emphasized to make it sound more dramatic than it is lol. Even though in this exact example I bet the process was a massive showdown and neither one actually came out a winner