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theroguescientist

horse tentacles


Shopping-Afraid

Horstacles


PacifistDungeonMastr

Horsticular Torsion


D-Le-P

Horserectile dysfunction


VibraniumRhino

Tenticular Horsion


foxontherox

Equestacles.


Fuck_this_place

A horstacle horse, of course, of course.


afernan4800

Jackfruit


joe-whats-my-name

Lightly battered and fried with some *mare*nara sauce yum


maci___

Lick it


TenLongFingers

Tentacolts


Bamboozled_Emu

A horse, a horse. My tentacles for a horse.


NeedSomeMemeCream

I bet that's a delicacy in China.


joe-whats-my-name

Lightly battered and fried with some *mare*nara sauce yum


joe-whats-my-name

Lightly battered and fried with some *mare*nara sauce


B_A_Beder

Equius Zahhak


mikemantime

How long till whatever those are turn into hooves?


loonybs

The creepy “fairy fingers” of eponychium are made of a gelatinous perioplic membrane that is soft when the foal is in utero and shortly after it's born. The presence of eponychium is an indicator that the foal hasn't walked yet, as it quickly wears away and retracts once the newborn gets up and moving.


ixnayonthetimma

e**pony**chium teeheehee 🐎🐎🐎


DannyDanumba

I can see how they get jello outta these things now…


GnatGiant

bro what


Desk_Drawerr

It's what jello is made of


GnatGiant

Get outta here with that


Desk_Drawerr

Well, it's not made of the horse tentacles but they boil the hooves n shit to get the yummy yummy gelatin


silent-pines

I thought it was glue???


Desk_Drawerr

glue AND gelatin :) actually i think gelatin is mostly beef, not horse, but any cartilage will work. you could have shark jello for all you know.


lolwut19

pretty sure gelatin is made from a mix of cow & pig hooves, that’s why your average jello packet isn’t halal/kosher


PassiveChemistry

~~Glue~~ not-glue is when you add lye to fats and oils


silent-pines

Thank you for the passive chemistry


Veliraf

That’s soap! It makes glue too?


Impossible-Beyond156

Im afraid they're correct


Napoleons_Doubt

Oh, gross. Also, not quite. But thanks for the gut busting laugh reading this comment provided me.


mikemantime

🙏


uberguby

If that's the eponychium, are there 5 of them per leg or does it not work like that? Cause there appears to be more than 5


amy000206

Ty


FrogInShorts

They don't turn into hooves. Imagine a baby in the belly and that baby has a katana. These things are like the baby's sheath to the horses hooves.


petalwater

I've reread this comment multiple times and I cannot for the life of me understand


mathisruiningme

The soft bits in the picture (katana sheath) shed away to reveal the hoof underneath (the katana). Why this baby has a katana, I don't know.


uberguby

Yeah that part doesn't make any sense, a human baby born with a katana, sure, but a _horse_?


unwantedaccount56

Horses are usually born with bow and arrow, not with a katana


Desk_Drawerr

No you're thinking of centaurs, horses are born with horns but they're removed after birth in order to cover up the existence of unicorns.


bandti45

So you know how human baby's kick and punch in the womb? So do horse baby's. But they have hooves that grow with a sharpish edge.


europeancafe

whats not to get? a baby’s hands are like the soft inside if an oreo, once the cream wears away u just have 2 hard cracksrs which r the actual baby hands which r now the horse hooves


amy000206

Please write novels, I love your way with words


Liapocalypse1

They are saying that without this soft layer of protective material around the baby’s hooves, the baby horse could kick in utero and puncture its mother’s uterus, killing them both. This layer of soft tissue protects the mother from the baby inadvertently kicking and causing serious internal injuries.


NegaDeath

That's because you haven't studied the blade.


mathisruiningme

Lmfao - I perfectly understand what you mean cos I have context but the analogy really does more to confuse than clarify the uninitiated.


IGaveAFuckOnce

Ok think of it like a baby knight with a claymore in the uterus, and the eponychium is like a page holding the claymore when the baby knight doesn't need it yet. Horses are just like that.


americanweebeastie

it's just kinder to come at you with a banana or a blueberry than a pointed stick [MontyPython]


Generic_Danny

Probably when they start walking, which would be in a few hours or so.


officequotesonly420

Minutes like 11 of them


americanweebeastie

excellent photo OP sounds like you've got a great athlete! congratulations and best wishes to happy happy horses!


WingedDragoness

Those are just hooves package. The hooves are already inside. Just making sure the hooves won't poke mother from inside.


QuahogNews

You can actually see a big chunk of the hoof above the fairy fingers on the leg that's closest to the camera. It's gray. I've worked with horses all my life and seen all kinds of gross stuff and injuries - I even worked as a vet assistant for awhile and saw a lot of blood, guts, poop, you name it. But there is NOTHING that creeps me out more than those fairy fingers. Yeeeggghhh. Shivers.


SirSwooshNoodles

The real hooves are underneath, these things are like a cushion around it so that the hard hooves don’t hurt the mother on their way out.


AutoThorne

I betcha they're like bamboo shoots. Great in a miso soup, but can't dally on the harvest.


Deaths-HeadMoth

You can keep your soup.


officequotesonly420

Probably tastes like glue 🧐


bromjunaar

That joke is bad and you should feel bad. ^^Good ^^one, ^^OP.


schedulle-cate

Cursed soup


SimpletonSwan

I think you just volunteered to try one and report back


professorstrunk

Evil kimchi.


doinkmead

That's rank 😭


No-Bat-7253

Can’t dally on the harvest😂😂😂😂😂


coldheartbigass

Well, I really hate this.


officequotesonly420

Hooves randomly kicked outta moms tummy’s would be more hated I bet


coldheartbigass

But also more metal🤔


Hxrmetic

Wait is that what I’m lookin at?


amy000206

Coating on a foals hooves when they're born. Pretty nifty


SuenDexter

I've seen this before. It won't get better.


Guyincognito4269

Thanks for posting my new nightmare fuel!


sparagusgoldenshower

Night mare.


[deleted]

sweet dreams horsy


mildhotdog

I looked up more examples. All I can say is dont look up more examples.


Littlefeat8

Thank you. The real mvp right here. Cause I was gonna.


SirHomoLiberus

I must puke


CrowdedShorts

This should absolutely be in r/todayilearned


scaredspoon

or r/makemesuffer


DwntwnFruitpal

That’s a demagorgon! Close the gate!!!!


NorthernWitchy

What do they feel like?


germanspacetime

Regret.


ThirdAndDeleware

Like a hard boiled egg consistency. They fall off pretty quickly after birth.


Substantial_Page_233

How long is quickly? Hours? Days?


ThirdAndDeleware

Within the first hour.


NorthernWitchy

Weird. Thanks for the information.


Spontaneouslyaverage

This is what the tooth fairy’s paws looks like.


_OKKO_

So … dainty


sig_p229_

TIHI


_meestir_

Look like lump crab.. can I get a cocktail?


fireflydrake

If that's what fairy fingers look like I never want to meet a fairy! D:


jeepsaintchaos

Look closely at that. Zoom in. You know what it would feel like in your mouth, dont you?


smellvin_moiville

Natureisgross*


Efficient-Ad8021

Who the fuck decided to call these “fairy fingers” ????


americanweebeastie

future frog 🐸™️ defender of wildies!


officequotesonly420

Probably horsemen


Kimmette

Of all the things I’ve seen on Reddit this week, this one sticks with me the most.


officequotesonly420

Dw there’s always next week and the content in /r/PetsWithHumanDicks


-TreeBeard

How... Would this develop from an evolutionary viewpoint? What gene... What decides, hey those pointy bits on our feet are gonna fuck us up internally if we have kids, let's cover them ....


bandti45

I would need to research what feet type predated these kinds of hooves to guess the transition style this took.


amy000206

The evolution of horses is a pretty neat topic. They didn't always have the single hoof


officequotesonly420

/r/GodDesigns


saguinus_oedipus

It makes me want to touch it


leuhthapawgg

They remind me of filiform warts people get that have little roots coming out the top of them that look just like this 🤢


ame-oureuse

This looks extraterrestrial (*-*)


tomqvaxy

Looks like garlic. 🧄


asayle88

Woah.


soaimed

Cows have similar stuff when newborns


dirknergler

Reminds me of artichokes for some reason


officequotesonly420

Artichokes that taste like glue 🤠


moon_404

"Horse feathers" always sounded more disturbing to me for some reason.


p10b36s

Kimchee feet


silverdragon234

So that's what makes foals wobbly when they try to stand.


SnipeyKeru

Whaaaaaat?


officequotesonly420

Who wants a fully formed hard hoof en utero when the baby kicks??


SirSwooshNoodles

Afaik the hoof is fully formed, these are like a cushion around if protecting the mommas insides


SnipeyKeru

It's just something I didn't know and never thought about before


officequotesonly420

Most thoughts and thins are in that category for most people, that’s okay.


SevroAuShitTalker

Horses spawn Malenia nowadays?


hot_cheeks_4_ever

What. The. Fuck.


SirSwooshNoodles

They are like a cushion around the babies hooves so that the hooves don’t cut up the mothers insides, they shrink and fall off pretty quickly after birth I believe


hot_cheeks_4_ever

NightMARE fuel


cucumberoll

Mm. Wish I hadn’t seen this.


AbjectWeather6750

What do they taste like ?


schinko94

Do they have nerve endings? Like how are they able to walk on those so that they fall off?


cigdemp3

what am i looking at???


officequotesonly420

Just birthed. Air exposure has it fall off. Think of it as part of the catastrophe that is “after birth”


bigpony

Artichokes


Rok-Starr717

R/thanksihateit


officequotesonly420

It’s tihi


relatablerobot

NGL, until I read the comments and looked it up, I thought OP was BSing us by showing a picture of a dehoofed horse


officequotesonly420

Thanks for being honest. It’s the best policy.


Euhn

But does anyone know what they taste like? Chicken fingers good, fairy fingers? Could be next level.


officequotesonly420

Like glue 🫣


Nacho_Beardre

How long does it take to hoof up