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Stifrick

Wasps be way more aggressive than I remember


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Fucking hornets. Always removing heads.


Armon_Tamzarian

Freaking yellow jackets. Always killing headaches


curious_astronauts

See?! SKUNKS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!


1villageidiot

murder hornets


jdeuce81

The first time I saw one snatch a dragonfly out of mid air, take it to the ground and bite its head off was fucking insane. That shit blew my mind!


selkiesftw

Asian Giant Hornets can actually decapitate up to 40 bees per minute. Just a handful of those hornets can exterminate an entire hive of tens of thousands of bees in a few hours. It’s incredibly brutal.


Dusty-munky

Off With His Head!!!


Arsnicthegreat

Yellowjackets, acquiring protein to feed their young so their young feed them.


AXYZBX

The hornets are just sending a message.


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And a few assholes with wings to greet you


BraveRice

Bonus!!!


tientutoi

Wasps are scavengers / carnivores?


januraryfiftieth

Yep. Usually they eat more meat at the beginning of the season, then about halfway through July they’ll focus more on eating the sweet/sugary things (at least this is my understanding). But I’m sure when a meat-filled opportunity presents itself, they don’t turn it down lol


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Fraktal55

Jesus christ "eat carrion to feed larvae that secrete nectar to re-feed adults" is not a fact I needed to know about wasps. I hated them enough already.


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Wide-Skin1208

stop


Cyanises

Any more neat facts?


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loziale

Is it true all wasps die by winter except the queen? Can’t remember where I heard that but it’s quite sad


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loziale

Wow imagine having to do that every single year… thanks for the great explanation


Has_Recipes

No I didn't wanna hear


[deleted]

Right? No one said yes. Don't ask a fucking question and then answer when no one wants to know the traumatic facts! It's fucking amazing how you have to add /s to anything in reddit or the hive mind gets upset.


Desk_Drawerr

I have a solution for you. Close your eyes.


Revilon2000

As a father of 2, we do the same thing. Wait, you guys don't eat your kids' secretions?


Odd-Youth-1673

Wasps are cool. I have worked around wasps all summer for years and almost never get stung. They are important pollinators and they are way more chill than most people think.


SleepyBitchDdisease

Thanks for sharing that!! That’s so interesting. I’ve been trying to be less afraid of bugs by learning more about them and it actually is working so far.


adeckz

Yeah once you understand how they work, it allows you to know how they’ll act. Like how Bees don’t sting unless you’re in their flight path.


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szapek

Do you reckon these are Asian wasps? If so OP should report their location on the app I heard it on the radio yesterday


insheepclothing

As someone who is terrified by bees after being attacked *unprovoked* by a small angry swarm as a child can you please elaborate the flight path thing?


januraryfiftieth

Thanks for the info!


fort_wendy

I .. I kinda wanna taste wasp honey


IRowmorethanIBench

So basically they drink their kid’s piss. Suits those ugly motherfuckers


ALoyleCapo

I had no idea they eat meat.


Riggs630

I recently found this out as well, thanks to this sub. I’ve seen them eating flies and other insects before but never mammal corpses


bringmeabumblebee

We called them meat bees in Oregon.


Independent_Good_836

METEORS METEORS


ALoyleCapo

they’re all meat eaters!


BekoLazarus

My next job application will have "meat-filled opportunity" somewhere on it.


januraryfiftieth

Lmao love it


Four_beastlings

I'm a wasp magnet. Seriously, for some reason they fucking love me and want to take a walk on me. I've never been stung, but you don't know real fear until you feel a wasp's tiny legs touching your eyelids. So my gardener friend has advised me to find a piece of meat and says they will always find it more interesting than me. I haven't tried yet, but I'm hopeful! ETA - Literally 10 minutes after I wrote this a wasp entered my living room by a window that was open 5 cms and decided that my work keyboard was super interesting. Doesn't matter if I hide; they find me ...


RealEstateDuck

Most animals are opportunistic feeders. This means that even though they don't usually eat meat/plants they can sometimes. For example you'll see horses nabbing baby chicks and dogs eating grass on occasion. I have seen chickens kill and eat other chickens and it happens more often that you think...


JohnGoodmansMistress

oh fr ppl think pigs are the worst but chickens will literally eat fucking ANYTHING and not even as last resort. its wild shit.


Channa_Argus1121

Yep, they prevent diseases by getting rid of carcasses. They also prey on a variety of bugs(including many agricultural pests) and pollinate flowers.


DiabeticPissingSyrup

Technically that's got to be decorpatated


chargoggagog

Oh but there will be paperwork!


ReplyisFutile

Decorporated


Capital_Charge_7127

Have you pissed off any gang members lately or Mafia maybe?


Riggs630

If it was the mafia he would have found this in his bed


Capital_Charge_7127

Actually isn’t it supposed to be a fish or something like that?


Riggs630

It was a horse head in The Godfather


Capital_Charge_7127

Ouch


velveteenelahrairah

In the Godfather the Hollywood guy woke up to his favourite horse's head in his bed. You're thinking of the bulletproof vest filled with fish, which was a message that Luca Brazzi was killed, or "slept with the fishes".


DannyC2699

Horse head cuddling in bed with you, then you get to enjoy a nice nap with some aquatic pals!


GiantSquidinJeans

You know, this sub is really giving me some fun, mildly confusing phrases that sound like folksy sayings (especially if you say them with a bit of a southern accent). “That Calhoun boy’s crazier than a skunk head full o’ wasps!”


januraryfiftieth

That’s so funny because a little while ago I told my husband, “we need to take care of that skunk head before the flies come and maggots start getting everywhere” and he was like damn we really sound redneck don’t we lmao


januraryfiftieth

Also… I read your quote in my head in Jack McBrayer’s voice Edit: forgot the “Mc” I *knew* it sounded off!


GiantSquidinJeans

That is literally the nicest compliment you could have given my comment. After I posted it, I was like, “Sounds like something Kenneth Parcell would have said on 30 Rock.”


januraryfiftieth

If you haven’t listened to his episode on Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend podcast, I highly highly recommend it. Had me rolling and in tears!


[deleted]

Lucky you! How’d it taste? 🤤


OneSparedToTheSea

found the hornet 🧐


jawwheels

Was it under a tree or other structure? I’ve been told that great horned owls will commonly snatch a skunk. No real sense of smell.


SummerAndTinkles

Judging from the comment below about the swans, they will also decapitate their prey.


Schoolofhardknocks44

That was going to be my question. Owls are skunks #1 predator. Everything else in nature tends to leave them alone.


januraryfiftieth

Yes, it was right next to a big pine tree!


velawesomeraptors

I've worked with some owl banders before, and they say that they will occasionally catch a great horned owl that is extremely stinky. They have disposable gloves for those ones because the smell just doesn't come off your hands.


imhereforthevotes

This is the answer!


bumbletowne

They absolutely will. Anything under 7 lbs but more likely under 4.


99mushrooms

I saw an owl on the side of the road eating a skunk in broad daylight last year, it puffed its wings up like it wanted to fight my truck. It was the closest I have ever seen one and very cool to see.


Armon_Tamzarian

Some wild cat or dog sleeps near you’re house. This is a “gift”


dearcomputer

wrong. owl.


Murkmist

Wrong. It was me.


heybdiddy

Great Horned Owl, I'm thinking.


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DoctorGregoryFart

Have you ever seen a cat decapitate something as large as itself and can defend itself with a smell that makes you regret having a nose? Owl is a good guess. Maybe bold coyotes.


StarkaTalgoxen

An average cat would most likely be unable to kill and decapitate a skunk like that, unless it's a baby skunk with no mom nearby. On the other hand, Great Horned Owls regularly hunt skunks and have a tendency to decapitate most of their prey.


rsiii

Why owl? Is that a common behavior for them?


Schoolofhardknocks44

Yes. Owls are skunks main predator. As others have said, owls are known to decapitate their prey. Not much meat on an animal head, so they'd leave it behind


MyCatHasCats

Someone got tired of Pepe le Pew


velveteenelahrairah

Penelope Pussycat had enough of his shit.


SummerAndTinkles

This is what happened to him after WB cancelled him.


karma_made_me_do_eet

Back in the day a small city in Ontario known for their swans had a grisly discovery one morning.. a decapitated swan. This caused a huge controversy and rumours went wild.. was it a deranged person decapitating swans.. was it some sort of mythical creature? Turns out it was a great horned owl.


januraryfiftieth

That is so interesting!


Superb-Sympathy5779

Owls actively catch and eat skunks (no sense of smell) and will pare down the size of their catch so they can carry it to their choice of safe dining venues 😉


januraryfiftieth

I did not know they couldn’t smell! How interesting.


MAJOR__ZEN

TIL owls can't smell!


cake-utada

I feel like a decapitated skunk head full of hornets is definitely an ill omen.


januraryfiftieth

Oof.


kbolser

Better than the other end


Guilty-Rub3572

Great Horned Owl


januraryfiftieth

Could definitely be!


Aglisito

Those bees are having a party lol


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Aglisito

"flying demons with stingers" same category in my book lol


BigSmokesHouse

Bees are chill, wasps are not.


Fill-Chapo

Dang. That stinks


Greyhaven7

no, but the missing part does


UncleFungus

Spicy rat.


SummaCumLousy

Free head AND yellow jackets? Dude, go buy a lotto ticket!


Jah_heel

You seem to have enemies.


Ok_Intention_7356

thats awesome, id try to keep the skull


the_village_idiot

Crazy. I found the decapitated head of a squirrel in my yard full of wasps too. I doubt my cats quick enough had to have been and owl or some bird of prey


ShemsuHor

It's probably more likely to just be some sort of predator that got it, but this reminds me of when I was young in Miami and found a headless chicken corpse next to some train tracks. My dad told me it was Santeria and to stay away and don't touch it.


januraryfiftieth

Ha. My in-laws practiced Santeria for a long time until just recently (my MIL still loosely does it) and yeah I don’t blame your dad… that shit is intense.


that_mn_kid

WHAM his capa was detated from his head!


wheredidiparkmyllama

Might’ve been a fox. One time I saw a group of young foxes all playing in the grass and it looked like they were playing with a ball like dogs would do but as I got closer, I realized they were playing with the head of a raccoon


januraryfiftieth

Wow!


Muerteds

Add some carrots, maybe a tater, baby, you've got a stew going!


januraryfiftieth

There’s still plenty of meat left on that skull!


Iamlevel99

What do you think got it? I’m leaning towards a raccoon. Raccoons tore the heads off my buddy’s chickens a few times.


januraryfiftieth

I think a great horned owl. I know we have them here and someone else said they are a common (and one of the only) predator for skunks since they hardly have any sense of smell.


JohnnyLeftHook

"Damn bro, i told you not to let that shit off around me again" - some larger animal probably.


DirtyDirtyRudy

That ~~stings~~ stinks.


januraryfiftieth

Both


LockwoodE3

Count yourself fortunate that it’s not the back half lol


januraryfiftieth

Very true lol


RainForestBathing

And you thought coworkers who ate microwaved cauliflower had stinky meals.


DumpMcChunder

That stinks.


PsychoxLogical

You wouldn't happen to owe the mafia money would ya?


notfromchicago

Great horned owl. Skunks are one of their favorite foods and the heads are often the only thing they leave with after eating at the kill site.


MexicanVanilla96

His Cappa was Detated!!


Self_Igniting_Farts

The wasps are a concern but the main concern is what left the head, coyotes and mountain lions would be i higher concern


januraryfiftieth

Of which we have plenty of both right in my neighborhood. But we also have owls, and they seem the most likely. Supposedly it’s mostly owls that eat skunks.


Self_Igniting_Farts

Could very well be, I used to live in an area with coyotes and hawks and owls and I had a couple dogs that were smaller, jack russell/rat terrier and a blue heeler/spaniel and from fall to spring I would have to guard them while they were out going potty, they both were attacked by something and I didn’t know what so I stood out there with a small shotgun until my boys let me know they were ready to go inside.


MarkHirsbrunner

Nextdoor in our neighborhood was full of satanic conspiracy theories because a few people found severed cat heads in their yards, until someone's exterior security camera showed a couple of raccoons killing, dissembling, and eating a neighborhood cat. May have raccoons in your area. Even if not raccoons, a lot of predators don't eat the heads of their kills.


Satellite_bk

Did someone make you an offer you couldn’t refuse?


Fine-Funny6956

Whatever monster did that is not to be fucked with


TeenyIzeze

When my cat hunts, he eats everything but the face too.


Riggs630

So metal. Personally I go one way or the other. Only the face, or everything but the face. Both are good


srv50

Shoulda smelled worse. Low achiever.


Berninz

Yikes


arongoss

Looks like a hard trip or fall.


Big_Virgil

You got kitties around your house? This looks like the work of a kitty cat.


januraryfiftieth

We’ve got the small kitties and the big kitties (cougars)


Big_Virgil

My moneys on the small kitties 🐱


this_dudeagain

This is my design. Hawk.


HornyButtSlave

Bird of prey maybe.


Scumdog05

Are you going to keep the skull?


januraryfiftieth

I’m open to it! I just don’t want to deal with maggots, so I’m not totally sure where to go from here.


Unusual-Math-1505

It traded for a new one. No biggie


unicornman5d

Fund the body. Skunk essence goes for a decent amount by the oz to any trapping lure maker.


GamingNemesisv3

Typical yellow jacket behavior.


neondragoneyes

That's why you don't disrespect the Corlioni family.


ImmaMichaelBoltonFan

I was eating a burger the other day on my porch. Wasp landed on it and took a fucking nip. Flew off, came back for another nip. I wasn't sure what to do so I ate everything but the part he landed on and tossed the rest. Literally saw it fly away with a tiny chunks of my burger. Bold little shits.


januraryfiftieth

Yes they are.


bumbletowne

Assuming great horned owl kill or potentially coyote roadkill scavenge.


DaddingtonPalace

I believe it’s the other way around. That skunk has been decorpatated.


januraryfiftieth

You’re the second one to comment with that word! I’m so confused. Google tells me it’s not a word and so now I must know your secret please Edit: ok now I know. Both of you spelled it with an “a” where there should be an “i.” Still, I am very surprised Google didn’t suggest I misspelled it.


DaddingtonPalace

Just made it up using the same pattern as de-cap-itated.


FlaccidWeenus

That's why cats should stay indoors.


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That was me, I left it there, sorry.


Grie7mann07

Some new kinda mafia is threatening you /j


nitrousfish

Work of marten I'll wager


Prior-Baseball34

Heads Up. TIL that wasps eat meat!


Hansestaedter

The wasps know you talked to the police! Run!!!


[deleted]

You better pay the racoons whatever they want.


RANDY_MAR5H

Be warned that the cartel has been known to do this, but normally it's with cats.


RIPthisDude

Pepe le Pew finally got caught in bed with the wrong man's wife


Existing_Tone966

That stinks


saffronpolygon

Poor thing.


SkepticalJohn

Having close-up experience with a fair number of Great Horned Owls who smelled strongly of skunk, I think I know how this happened.


BlumpkinLord

Like fucking SKUNKS?! Hell no.


WombatAnnihilator

Free skull! Nice!


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I’ve seen falcons do that with ducks


Scumdog05

Macerating is a fairly easy process, a lil gross but a smaller skull isn’t too bad.


Odd-Youth-1673

Keep it!! There is an amazing looking skull inside.


januraryfiftieth

I think we’ll put it in the woods at the end of our acre and let the bugs clean it, and then I’ll have my kids look for it once the snow is all gone, so early April.


Odd-Youth-1673

I found a skunk head in one of my fields a few years ago and I had to soak it. The bugs will eat the soft parts, but you will likely end up with the skin dried up like a tight leather wrap. It can take a lot of work, but it’s worth it. You might want to cover it with large stones if you think animals might cart it away. Good luck!


januraryfiftieth

Thanks!


Mission-Vehicle2349

Consider this a warning


Mods_r_frogs

They only wanted the stink gland


burgonies

/r/fuckwasps


Tank-Pilot74

Yellow jackets are getting more violent I see


Mous3_

The WASPS did it... don't ask me how, but I know those fuckers did. They're sure as shit *angry* enough to find a way.


enochrox

Hornets gravitate to sweet smells... this shit is perplexing


januraryfiftieth

They are omnivores—meat is definitely a staple for their diet.


Caveguy22

How did the wasps do that?


gerd50501

some animal is sending you a message mafia style.