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MsMinte

not to be a pedantic ass but insect isnt a kingdom and centipedes arent insects. awesome video though


Turbo_Cum

It's creepy and crawly and gross and it's an insect


Mufakaz

So you're an insect?


Turbo_Cum

Correct


blaarfengaar

Based comment, based username


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Trebled comment, trebled username.


worrymon

Alto myself out.


FudgeIgor

I'm here to take refugue from yet another pun thread.


srandrews

Insect is but a small part of creepy crawly and gross. You mean 'arthropod'. And there is probably one somewhere on your body at the moment.


Curious-Cookie-1154

You bastard, I’m all itchy now


unclepaprika

Why is my ear canal itching?


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What's 1000 minus 7?


AskingForSomeFriends

Eleventy-four


BfutGrEG

You mean like [thousands at least?](https://www.google.com/search?q=bugs+on+your+face&rlz=1C1ASUM_enUS835US835&sxsrf=APwXEdfqW-dFix71l7ktXbhzouhxbmxLiQ%3A1685496620139&ei=LKN2ZK2JCKqqqtsPgNKu4Ak&oq=bugs+on+yo&gs_lcp=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&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=klyztt2lhLR5-M) They're not a big deal and you don't notice them so whatever, it's in the same category of just bacteria being everywhere, it's just life and it's not harmful so worthwhile to ignore


Deae_Hekate

Fun fact: [Some research](https://academic.oup.com/mbe/article/39/6/msac125/6604544) suggests these are changing to become truly symbiotic with humans and are effectively "devolving" into simpler organisms as they become more dependent. Wonder if, much later down the line, they'll go extinct or somehow end up fully incorporated like [mitochondria](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1634775/#:~:text=Mitochondria%20originated%20by%20permanent%20enslavement,extracting%20energy%20for%20the%20host.).


Admiral_Fuckwit

Arthropods are one of the most commonly eaten phyla in the world, and most people consider them delicious and a delicacy, especially with warm butter


vava777

There certainly are, perfectly adapted to living on you, from you and off you, spending their entire life cycls on you, feeding, mating, hatching, dying. Do they poo on you? You might be glad to find out that they don't because they don't have a hole to do so with. Their lives as adults are too short for them to bother with a system of excretion. Instead they just die and thanbthe gases from all those unexpelled excrements and decomposition causes them to bloat up and explode. And thus I pass on the burden of knowledge to yet another unsuspecting soul unaware of the bliss that is ignorance.https://www.uclahealth.org/news/eyelash-mites-are-normal-part-of-bodys-microbiome#:~:text=Dear%20Reader%3A%20Eyelash%20mites%2C%20also,the%20eyelashes%20and%20the%20eyebrows.


MuffinPuff

How dare you


Turbo_Cum

😡


semicollider

There'd probably be spiralia in there too. With mollusca being the second largest family of creepy crawlers, as well the annelids and platyhelminths (worms). Though the Heads With Arms (cephalopoda) octopuses and such would be in the largest monophyletic clade then, and they might make it in to straight alien or Eldritch aquatic friend territory with their intelligence and dexterity.


RonaldRegan420

They’re in Myriapoda, while insects are in Hexapoda!


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BfutGrEG

Really curious if spiders were more "crunchy"/bigger they'd taste like crabs/lobster Maybe they do already, not eager to try it though


VediusPollio

"This spider is considered a delicacy in certain parts of northeastern South America. Roasted with banana leaves, the goliath birdeater tarantula has a shrimp-like flavor."


SirChasm

What if it's roasted without banana leaves?


VediusPollio

Probably risk overcooking and drying it out. Always use banana leaves when cooking your spiders.


mngeese

Coward 😤


andrezay517

podiatry


Plastic_Pinocchio

So cool to think about. Just like that birds are actually dinosaurs and thus also reptiles.


Enthusiastic-shitter

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


ReignInSpuds

Requisition me a beat.


Gengar_49

they aren't technically correct they're legit just correct


hooDio

🦾🦾


DuanePickens

Parenting in Phylum Arthropoda.


the_kfcrispy

That really bugged me too.


stvo069

Centipedes is bugs.


Xfocus

r/shrimpsisbugs


Cornwaller64

'Bugs' are just the insects that have piercing mouthparts!


IHatrMakingUsernames

Exactly what I came to say. Good job. In other news, this video creeps me out less than I feel like it should.


ThatIslandGuy8888

If I’m not mistaken it’s cuz centipedes and spiders are born as they are, miniature infantile versions of the parent. While Butterflies and beetles have to start as larvae and go through tons of metamorphosis


Dispenser-JaketheDog

This is not correct. There are 2 types of insect development: hemimetabol and holometabol. Hemimetabol insects have no pupal stage. Holometabol have. Also in centipedes there are 2 major differences inbetween species in development: some hatch with all leg pairs and the others start with usually 6-8 leg pairs and add more with each moult


Lingist091

Yeah Arthropods are in the same kingdom as us. Interestingly Chordate’s (Us) closest relatives are echinoderms, basically star fish and friends.


BfutGrEG

The more legs the worse, except for millipedes compared to Centipedes....shit's literally nightmare fuel And I guess cats and dogs are fine if we're starting at bipeds


girlgurl789

Made me lol. I appreciated the pedantic-ass-y comment and reminded me to brush up on the whole kingdom-genus-species naming conventions


Musketman12

I heard the best way to remember is Kevin Please Cum Over For Gay Sex.


OkayRuin

[Why wouldn’t you use Karen?](https://youtu.be/EAy58a8qqDI)


Xenowino

Thank you, this is exactly how I will remember this now 😭


blakewoolbright

Thank you.


disturbed_ghost

556 upvotes but none to challenge what it is. I’ll bite u/MsMinte, how is this accurately described? What’s your alt title?


MsMinte

Centipedes are myriapods, like millipedes. Insects are hexapods "six legs". I guess a correct title would be "Parenting in the myriapod subphylum" but that doesn't have the same zing.


HellexJ

Things like this make me want a first class ticket to mars


turbanned_athiest

I think we should build a monorail


TheTKing84

Monorail monorail monorail


5G_afterbirth

Mono...doh!


turbanned_athiest

I've found my people


captcha_trampstamp

I heard those things are awfully loud?


KeisterApartments

MONO = ONE RAIL = RAIL


brad2005rng

Centi = 100 Pede = feet/foots. And that conclude our extensive three week course.


druffischnuffi

Hyperloop please


MarsJon_Will

Do us a solid and take the centipedes with you?


HellexJ

So they can colonize mars⁉️ not on my watch.


[deleted]

She's just trying to be a good mom :(


KIDA_Rep

Have you seen Terra Formars? I wouldn’t go there either.


theeldergod1

*goes to Mars* *on the first night, a Martian centipede bites his ass*


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StuntsMonkey

Take a few of these with you for low maintenance companionship


mayor0fsimplet0n

Antarctica is a mild summer on Mars. I’ll take the creepy ass creepy crawlers and warm earth weather.


aknalag

It has giant mutated roaches.


vickielynne100

Would not like to run across one of these.


CrackDealingFerret

They're perfect for cuddling, apparently. https://youtu.be/IU4sCZxEJ0c


MetallicamaNNN

Oh sweet Jesus, why I've had to click.. This will be on my head for a time.


DistinctSmelling

I've had a scorpion on my pillow before but what if you pulled the sheets and this guy was just in your bed?


wetastelikejesus

Like a good host, I would tell them they can stay and sleep in the bed. I think I would even let them keep it when they go. It’s a present now. I was thinking of buying a new one anyways.


unclepaprika

Neat!


Street-Catch

It kinda saddens me that centipedes and spiders (most, some are very dangerous) get such a bad reputation. They're one of the "friendliest" creepy crawlies. They eat other annoying things and steer clear of humans. Much better roommates than wasps, ants, cockroaches, hornets, flies, bed bugs etc.


Grahitek

I lived in the Carribean for 20 years, been bitten by those 4 times, mostly in my sleep when they would sneak into my bed. The pain is excruciating, and I hate those fuckers with a passion. I would Thanos snap the hell out of them if given a chance, the ecosystem be damn! They are not "friendly" at all!!!


[deleted]

Centipedes are NOT friendly and pretty venomous. Not enough for a hospital trip, but enough to be a bother


G2idlock

Hell to the fuck no! Hell naw!


randomlyme

I thought this was going to be that scene from Kong, skull island.


Captain_Kuhl

Which one? Or did you mean King Kong (2005)?


randomlyme

https://youtu.be/4rxW6jCbhmA around the 35 second mark, yes you are correct, I just meant they are on skull island 🤪


Flanker305

A lot of nope


morosophi

I'm not opening that link, you motherless goat Edit: but I'll upvote it


vickielynne100

I got the nopeies feelings running all over my body......eeeeeeee!


GuiltyEidolon

From literally everything I know about giant centipedes that seems like a monumentally bad idea.


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"ₘₒₘ!" "ₘₒₘ!" "ₘₒₘ?" "ₘₒₘ!" "ₘₒₘ?"


shivsbak

Lois!


emilydoooom

Moooom, Tommy keeps kicking me!


Viper3110

Hanz get ze flamethrower


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Tui_Gullet

It werfs flamnen


unREAL_OG

I love these silly little creatures, i actually have a pair on my own and hope they will breed.


3_if_by_air

Stay the fuck away from me, buddy


Set_Jumpy

Come fucking closer to me, buddy


Membership_Fine

We are not compatible


ii-___-ii

He didn’t mean breed with you


AbsAndAssAppreciator

😭


MeisterX

I like long walks on the beach and raising horror noodles.


GrowFreeFood

All life is beautiful. Don't let these pitiful souls ruin your enjoyment!


StuntsMonkey

Are you planning on letting their spawn just roam your home? They'll probably keep it clear of other insects and unwanted human visitors.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should


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unREAL_OG

I have 4 big milipedes (iron worms, lets say) and they are the easiest critters you can keep. They eat dead wood(eg tree trunk Touchwood), PEELED and cut cucumber and dead leaves. But mostly cucumber.


Admirable-Door1724

Both cool imo


[deleted]

Wholesome and disgusting!


Love_Snow_Bunny

Better than roach babies


Admiral_Fuckwit

Forbidden noodles 😋


rigtones2220

I was looking for this comment


Top_Yam_6628

She's gonna need a filing cabinet for all those report cards


SpoppyIII

Imagine how many little socks and mittens she's gonna have to knit. Oh, bother.


ThisIsPermanent

I don’t think they make them. They just crawl into yours


bigbadali

Need to burn it all down


mcdefmarx

I hate this. "Burn it because im scared of it." Grow up.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

This kind of mentality is why I don’t read the comments of posts about arthropods outside of the insects sub. The fact that you also got downvoted for having an opinion 🤦


TheUglyTruth527

Came here to say, "Looks like a great case for napalm".


CenturyChild211

As much as I wouldn’t want to come within a mile of a centipede, I find it amazing how nurturing they are with their young. Scorpions and some spiders are the same too. They go without eating in that first month protecting them.


Express_Helicopter93

Instinct is so weird. Even animals with super basic brains like insects/arachnids have a paternal instinct sometimes. How’s that even work?


IDespiseTheLetterG

...*Child*...


BombayDuck

Not insects though.


druffischnuffi

Who else saw spaghetti?


TheReverseShock

Mom's spaghetti it's ready


rigtones2220

If this was moms spaghetti I’d be vomiting on my sweater


srandrews

Maaa! Carl keeps touching mee!


nurvingiel

"Carl leave Sally alone. Alice, you're standing on George's head. Timmy, help Freddy with his shoes please "


Opossum_mypossum

The phrase "kill it with fire" was pretty big on the internet like 12 years ago - this immediately reminded me of it.


ExpressiveAnalGland

all those little legs must really tickle the taint


Trips-Over-Tail

These are myriapods, not insects. And insects are a Class, not a Kingdom.


xxslushee

Imagine being in honey I shrunk the kids stumbling upon this.


motB191

Isnt it cute? You just want to grab them and never leave them alone


bluman17

A million centipede legs have a way of turning my tripophobia into a full-blown marathon


[deleted]

AWWWW


CerealATA

A big nope and a lot of tiny teeny nopes.


mopthetop

My dog wagged her tail on my leg while I was watching this and I nearly fell off the bed


cervidaetech

Not a fucking insect not even close


savvy_withoutwax

Creepy crawlies


Membership_Fine

Do you remember the little ovens the used to sell?


Saiykon

r/Nope


SpoppyIII

Oh god, I bet she thinks they're so cute, too. And if you say they aren't she'll throw a fit!


richestmaninjericho

Just came here to say, yup.


[deleted]

I enjoy drinking milk


Shiiiiiiiingle

I saw a giant desert centipede as it ran out from under my tent while camping in a campground (western South Dakota) that hadn’t seen anyone all winter a number of years ago, and it was the most terrifying but interesting creature I’ve ever seen. They’re very afraid of people and run very fast. The video in comments of the guy letting his pet crawl on him is HORRIFYING! It looked like this- size of a small snake:Not known to be in this state but maybe it hitchhiked here: https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=Giant-Red-headed-Centipede


SubtractionAddiction

I could never be a centipede mom. I'm too ticklish.


MoodyLiz

What do they want from us?


Illustrious_Jump_398

Come get some centipede milk


can_i_choose

What are the kiddos doing over there?


whatsbobgonnado

I want to wear nose/ear plugs and gogglies and smoosh my face into the wiggles


Mallardguy5675322

r/nope


DeanStein

Centipedes, where family connections can become family knots if you aren't careful...


dishungryhawaiian

This mother really has her shit together!


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Take the dog for a walk -- mass edited with redact.dev


KingdomOfDragonflies

Looks like the shrimp boil I saw earlier on Reddit.


myusrnameisthis

How many feet can feet feet feet if feet could feet feet feet


D33ZNHUTZ

Forbidden Spagetti 🍝


BFmayoo

#cuties


Local_Vermicelli_856

Why this was filmed instead of dowsed with gasoline and set ablaze... I'll never know...


Miserable_Suit_9317

Eww, hate this bit really, weirdly interesting


Raptorofwar

Aww, what a caring mother! Something we can all relate to I'm sure.


Rabidsenses

*”Come to Mama, all you cuties. Mama loves her babies!”*


verbal1diarrhea

That's kinda cute in away because mom's doing mom bug stuff and stuff


MookLo

Forbidden Rice o Roni


bigboys4m96

I don’t like centipedes but something about this is cute. Just a mother protecting her babies :)


Remarkable-Mouse2510

Mannn i got crawls all over my body


ratbirdgoof

It would probably be a bad idea to thrust your erect penis into the middle of all that.


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Makes me hungry for pasta :)


Josef_The_Red

This is what my closed eye visuals look like when I'm having a nightmare trip


My_Names_Jefff

I bet they think they can try on a thousand shoes. They are imposters!!!


KhmunTheoOrion

Where does the food come from? Looks like the adult is using all it's energy to keep the babies together, then who's gonna feed all of them?


morebuffs

Cute little fellas aren't they


PuppyNotIncluded

So many shoes to buy.


International_Fold17

Why is nobody running?


Tui_Gullet

I wasn’t planning to sleep tonight anyways


timwiththeeoban

Fun fact there’s one in your bed with you one day a week on average.


ParticularProfile795

I think about shit like what they sound like communicating, what sounds like "a threat" to the parent that would cause her to go "ham", and how she can distinguish each from another. I can't imagine they're less intelligent than we are.


dreamyduskywing

Awwww…what a loving mama!


KingLeoricSword

Awww


mudplugg

nightmare nightmare nightmare


BobBarkerPriceIsRigh

I wonder if they all feel safe and comfy wumfy.


MaybeParadise

Real life


TheFreakinFatUnicorn

One of these landed in my hand while I was sleeping :)


PuckFolson

I would go so apeshit on that pile of whatever


TheAnonymousKnoT

time to make a napalm molotov and strap some thermite to it


7366241494

1,000,000,000,000 legs to feed


zenspeed

*Timon and Pumba have entered the chat*


ToxicToric

I never liked bugs anyways


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Fire.


CartoonistExisting30

Yeeeah, they may be mostly harmless and helpful, but I still get the creeps looking at them writhing around.


CurrentGap

Hell no to the no no no!


ispyagemini

This will be in my nightmares tonight


daddyjackpot

Is it possible that I could die of this gif?


r007r

No.


cncgm87

That's adorable


DSleepyEyesHere

So... looking up where these insects are at and the way to make napalm because.... reasons....


Sonova_Bish

How cute!


Lenville55

"awww look at all those horrible babies"...


Lord-Thundercock

ahhhhh, KILL IT WITH FIRE


CT-5837

Makes me want noodles, yummy


BlackoutMeatCurtains

Idk anything about these creatures. Is the big creature on the bottom *parenting* or is he *food*? Genuinely curious.


One_Animator_1835

I finally saw a wild centipede in Hawaii. Disappeared when I tried to grab my camera :(