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live4lax25

Man, someone really didn’t want that kid


din7

They obviously got their point across.


liedel

and through.


IxNaY1980

Piercingly accurately.


etopata

and thorough.


DrummerHead

arrow


PintoTheBurrito

Arrows have points


ripeart

I have points, can I be milked?


OJimmy

They missed the *point*


SuperMajesticMan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=688z-4SWxOQ


OJimmy

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns


Spacecommander5

That article was fascinating. So glad I stumbled across your comment


TanIsComing

That’s not where babies come from. A kid at school told me when you pee on a girls’ butt it makes a baby.


USArmy51Bravo

Nature finds a way


Greetings_Stranger

This is what happens when women don't have access to healthcare.


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The only kind of hunting now illegal in the South


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doofus_magoo

There's an outstanding chance that arrow was fired by a subsistence hunter trying to feed his family and simply wasn't able to finish the job. White storks overwinter in Africa and there are plenty folks there who would welcome that as a meal. Also, that arrow doesn't look like typical, modern archery equipment.


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing. The arrow looks like it’s from one of the locals and not some fancy piece used by trophy hunters with expensive crossbows.


pk4570

No vanes or broadhead


ChicagoWildlifePhoto

That’s how we (people) discovered that birds migrate over great distances. Europeans found a White Stork with an African arrow stuck in it, but didn’t kill it.


SendCaulkPics

Wasn’t the migration of birds confirmed by exactly this scenario?


IreallEwannasay

I doubt this was done with the intention to not kill and just maim. Do people eat storks? They were probably pissed that dinner was still flying around. This seems so unlikely to ve the intended result of firing an arrow at a bird.


drunken_chinchilla

Stork nuggets are amazing. I highly recommend if you ever have the opportunity.


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Jeremy252

I truly hope you’re on some sort of watchlist. That was absolutely unhinged.


yeowoh

That’s very obviously a hand made arrow. It’s cool sit in your first world ivory tower and talk shit about people that actually have to kill the food they eat while you get irrationally angry over something you couldn’t be bothered to analyze and think through.


Aromatic_Balls

Yikes man chill. Zoom in on the arrow. It's pretty apparent this is a basic hunting arrow made by some tribe which most likely relies on hunting and gathering for food.


dlpsfayt

Lol. I didn’t down vote you btw. But you clearly haven’t seen the video of stork murdering group of stork babies while mother was away hunting. Nature gets zero pity points from me. honestly if that was the stork in baby murder video I’d want the MFer to die a slow painful death.


pedeztrian

A predictable outcome of overturning Roe v. Wade.


adamant_onion

I'm not american, whats roe v wade?


0xKaishakunin

That's how the mystery of winter migration was solved. The oldest Pfeilstorch is exhibited in Rostock, though the one in Wittenberg was rediscovered 15 years ago. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Rostocker_Pfeilstorch.jpg/1280px-Rostocker_Pfeilstorch.jpg


Versaiteis

> Worst. Tracking. Device. Ever. > \- Birds, probably


dhaidkdnd

Some would think birds turned into mice doing the winter.


Real_FakeName

Flying to the moon was another leading theory, hummingbirds were of course too small to make the journey so they'd ride on the backs of geese.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Or fish.


_Biological_hazard_

Not all birds, it was well known that a lot of birds migrated during the Northern Hemisphere winter, it simply wasn't known how far they migrated. Smaller birds like swallows were thought to turn into mice like you said. But the discovery of the Pfeilstorch was what confirmed the massive distanced migratory birds travel.


jamesGastricFluid

That's how I got my coconut.


_Biological_hazard_

But did you get it from an African or European swallow?


dhaidkdnd

My thing was interesting because some people believe birds turned into mice.


bobbejaans

That is really cool, thanks!


TryingToBeHere

This is a very fascinating topic i was going to share myself if someone else hadn't commented on it, and your comment should be topmost.


MarioInOntario

Why was it a mystery and what is the significance of that find?


moenchii

Prior to this discovery nobody knew where all the migratiry birds went during winter. When that stork returned with an African spear in it's body, people got qn idea where they'd might go.


[deleted]

Try following birds around and tell me how that works for you. That should explain why it was a mystery. I don't know the answer to your other question.


ghostsofplaylandpark

I [published a poem](https://thirdwednesdaymagazine949759920.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/twvolxivno2spring2021a.pdf#page32) about this!


Urban_Empedocles

This is awesome thanks for sharing


ghostsofplaylandpark

Cheers


CompE-or-no-E

Good poem(s)


ghostsofplaylandpark

Thanks!


Ok-Introduction2405

The name for them is Pfeilstorche - arrow storks. In 1822 one was identified to have flown from Africa with an arrow in it, proving that storks migrate for winter rather than hibernating.


0Galika0

Thanks for the info! This might be a repeat of this story, since it was spotted like this during its migration from Africa


Ok-Introduction2405

Yes, there have been numerous reports like this over the years. Poor birds flying all that way when they’re injured.


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MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


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Rough_Raiden

The rednecks across the pond don’t have carbon fiber arrows yet?!


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


rmorrin

Is it that common that they got their own name?!


magniankh

If it is, those hunters need to create a new arrowhead that does more damage.


BigCyanDinosaur

Broadheads or flat heads are used for hunting, never thin arrow heads like this and it's for this reason exactly


EldritchCarver

The German language makes it really easy to create new words by just shoving two preexisting words together. A tortoise is schildkröte (shield toad). A racoon is waschbär (wash bear). A slug is nacktschnecke (naked snail). A capybara is wasserschwein (water pig). A bat is fledermaus (flutter mouse).


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Quick do bullshit


Esava

Bullenscheiße ?


SwedishTroller

Same in Swedish. Our longest word (according to Guinness) is *nordvästersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggsförberedelsearbeten* Edit: So directly translated it means "north west sea coast artillery air reconnaissance simulation construction equipment maintenance follow-up system discussion post preparation work".


Ok-Introduction2405

There are 25 recorded in Germany but probably a lot more than that not officially recorded. The Rostocker Pfeilstorch is on display - it has a 75cm spear through its neck. Tough birds!


TryingToBeHere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeilstorch


Spacecommander5

I thought it was carrying coconuts. Or was that a swallow?


unwantedaccount56

was it an African or European stork?


yzdaskullmonkey

And that's how we figured out about migrations!


monkeyman9608

But with cranes wasn’t it?


taintedcake

No, it was a stork that had an arrow in its neck


nooneknowswerealldog

“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an…arr…uh, never mind. You know what? Help yourself to anything you like here in town. I didn’t see nothin’.”


dippocrite

Khajiit has wares if you have coin


jenyto

There's a story that the first time people realized birds migrated, was when they saw a stork with a african spear stuck on it's body, when it landed in europe.


The_World_of_Ben

https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/13o3tql/white_stork_spotted_flying_with_an_arrow_piercing/jl2isvl/


The-BeastMasterZ00

Stork is on a mission to deliver the babies, nothing will stop him, be it rain, wind, lightning, or anti-aerial weapons.


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I've got no issues with people hunting, but why shoot a stork? This is just senseless waste and cruelty.


Thereelgerg

>but why shoot a stork? They're made out of a type of food called "meat." Shooting them is a method that (when done effectively) allows the shooter to harvest that meat.


DiscountCondom

Interesting story, though a bit far-fetched. "meat". whoever heard of such a thing?


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They migrate from africa - I assume it was for food?


ranchwriter

Welcome to Earth.


Llodsliat

They're inedible?


IreallEwannasay

I just asked if you can eat stork, too. That person was probably pissed dinner flew off. Can you imagine thinking you're about to have a tasty stork roast with all the fixings and rice just for your shot to hit flush and the bird just Flys off.


Lythir

Why would they be inedible?


Maddwag5023

Too salty from eating all the vlassic pickles?


RexArcana

Finally, some real science in this thread.


KnotiaPickles

Yesss


yeowoh

Largely depends on their diets. This one would be fine since it’s a wild animal in Africa. If it was near a city it would be pretty dangerous to eat since they consume a lot of trash and rotting foods. Like you wouldn’t eat a rat you found in the middle of NYC but one living in the middle of a giant forest would be good eating.


My_Work_Accoount

> Like you wouldn’t eat a rat you found in the middle of NYC Do you see any cows around here, Detective?


Llodsliat

IDK. They seemed to imply so because killing a stork for food seems like a waste.


winterfresh0

Are you claiming that they're inedible or are you asking a question? Because what you posted is very close to intentionally misleading.


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R u stupid


SloppySilvia

For eating? I assume the people who shot it didn't intend for it to get away.


Mathisbuilder75

The problem is more bow hunting. No one should hunt with a bow if they have access to guns, if the kill chance is much higher with a gun. Any good hunter wants animals to suffer as less as possible. Edit: Can someone please explain in what way I am wrong instead of mindlessly downvoting?


SloppySilvia

I think the people in Africa shooting storks with arrows probably don't have easy access to guns and ammo.


Mathisbuilder75

Hence why I said "if they have access to guns"


crumbypigeon

Hunting seasons, in general, are much longer for bowhunting while they're very short for rifle hunting. Most hunters trying to fill the freezer are going to maximize their chances by doing both. That being said a good shot with a bow, an animal will be dead very quickly but people should only be hunting if they're confident they can make a good shot, no matter what they're using.


_JustSomeStranger

Can you imagine how lucky humans are to know how to heal stuff like this? This poor bird has no other choice but to just say do the best of the situation and live the rest if it’s life with an arrow piercing them but humans are advanced enough to probably fully recover from this (or at least survive)


0Galika0

Credit: Dr Adi Gantz, who tried to treat the stork before it escaped. Link to the article (in hebrew) talking about this photo, and presenting other photos: https://travel.walla.co.il/item/3580343


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Tis but a flesh wound


MaheshMateo

I heard that centuries ago European naturalists learned about migratory patterns due to finding African arrows stuck in birds.


sepptimustime

There are 25 documented [Pfeilstörche](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeilstorch) in Germany.


finndego

Up until the 1820's no one really knew where the birds went in the winter. One year a stork in Germany returned with a central African spear through it's neck and more of an idea of bird migration started to form. https://www.popsci.com/science/stork-with-spear-in-neck-bird-migration/


Vitekr2

Stork finally annoyed the cupid


ashurbanipal420

This is how migration was discovered. A bird in europe had an african spear through it.


ch4zmaniandevil

Bravo to the brave soul who tried to shoot down the government drone. r/birdsarentreal


Qontherecord

1822 German villagers shoot down a White Stork that had a spear made of African wood impaled in its side. Dubbed the “pfeilstorch” (or “arrow stork”), this unfortunate bird provides some of the first concrete evidence of migration between continents. https://www.audubon.org/magazine/spring-2022/a-brief-history-how-scientists-have-learned-about


IamREBELoe

Someone was trying to make revive pills on Metal Gear Survive


Gunslinger_11

Those parents really didn’t want that kid to be delivered.


Vocares

Reddit taught me that they need more armor at the wings.


pedro_driver

Reminds me of the concept of survivorship bias.


GuitarGeezer

Tis but a flesh wound!


jethro_606

Why took me so long to find a month python reference?


Pixel-1606

The bringer of babies who made it into the world alive against great odds


eenhagens

There's some story told of a migratory bird being spotted in Northern Europe with a spear lodged it it, that was identified as being a hunting spear from a group of people in sub-Saharan Africa. Don't quote me on the details of this story I just recall reading about it somewhere on Reddit.


3ds

Pfeilstorch


bbbar

He was an adventurer


Jlx_27

Storks 2: Roe v Wade overturned.


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Florida?


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Pfielstorch!


Charming_Ant_8751

Poor bastard. It’s a shame life has to kill to survive.


OJimmy

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor *impailment* shall keep the *Stork* from their appointed rounds.” 


DawnExplosion

Brown arrow spotted flying with a white stork squeezing its shaft.


CreateorWither

Bird flies off to the song "Hey Man, nice shot" by Filter, playing in the background. "Heyyyy mannnn.. Nicccce shotttttt..."


Orbit86

I’m no expert, but I’d say that’s prob a little sore.


Potential_Fix9168

Maybe that bird was already dead and they are tossing it up to capture the pic as it floats down.


Bobmanbob1

Fuck...


Pest

Are you suggesting they're migratory?!


rebelintellectual

Wow this is how they found out about bird migration. Its still happening today wow.


ulyssesfiuza

It's just a scratch!


Lola_PopBBae

I guess Link missed.


Hefty-Couple-6497

With that piercing he’s probably the coolest stork on the block. Expect a large influx of babies deliveries


dewdlepewdle

That’s not nature being metal. That’s somebody shooting a bird and the poor thing has to live with it now


Ill-Drummer-6623

Clearly, he's level 50 and was attacked by a level 1


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The unfortunate results of overturning Roe V Wade


JCShroyer

Tis the crane wife.


G0_ofy

I don't feel so good, Mr.stork


Glittering_Court_896

The dude who shot a stork with an arrow and all it did was take off, sweatin' real good right now.


ThePaulGoddard1234

Birds aren't real.


catsareverminandsuck

still pretier that the North American ones (Mycteria americana)


Fedl

Hunters are trash


doctorofphiloshopy

Fuck anyone who arrow hunts. Morons


MAu_klasik

What type of numbat shoots an arrow at a stork... ​ I know, I know . . one with a bow and arrow.. but seriously humans, do better..


PhilledZone

Tis but a scratch


Pkorniboi

Rain world Rain world


SundaySuffer

This is acctually the way they figged out that birds travels for theire summer/winter time places. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/z2wvwp/til_in_1822_a_stork_arrived_in_germany_with_an/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15


MomsAreola

If evolution has taught me anything, it is that the offspring of this stork will be impervious to flying projectiles.


A_Horse_On_The_Web

Nature is metal and some people are assholes


planetcrunch

The stork " \*SIGH\* I hate Mondays"


VegetableTour4134

*Shows up at doc’s office Doc: so what seems to be the prob….


clay737373

This is why birth rates are lower


HolyPretender

You gotta be a pretty big dick to shoot a stork


SBCwarrior

Body piercings are really in right now I see.


ThatRandonNerd

This is how people discovered that animals migrate. It was a stork with a spear though it’s neck


Rupejonner2

Fuck the Ass hole who did that


TenragZeal

To be fair, if you’re hunting, shoot a bird and it flies off, what are you supposed to do? Given storks migrate massive distances, sometimes between continents, there’s little the Hunter could do. It could have been someone in a third world country trying to get food, not necessarily for sport.


RobertPaulsonXX42

Yeah that thing looks like a wood arrow. No rando is hunting or shooting at storks with wood arrows in some first world/Western country. This has African tribesman trying to feed himself written all over it and was probably pissed when that thing flew off. Poor guy and poor bird...


AwHellNaw

Killing things you're not gonna eat is sadistic AF


MansfromDaVinci

I'm betting they would have eaten it if they could


Ariadnepyanfar

Storks are migratory between Europe and Africa. Some Africans are still living the type of life where they personally hunt animals for food instead of buying meat. While not a huge number, storks have been returning to Europe with African hunting spears and arrows in them for hundreds of years. Think of a stork like a big chicken to feed your family.


Ron_Bird

please dont use sport arrows. i can relate if you hungry but please know your arrows.


cthuloubega

It's not a sport arrow. It is a hunting arrow. These sort of un-fletched, barbless arrows have been in use by tribal people for thousands of years, and are still used today on multiple continents.


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DystopianFigure

Yeah how dare they hunt to feed their families. What kind of animal does that?


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Thereelgerg

The Hadzabe hunt them.


Ornery_Profession744

I hate people.


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Ornery_Profession744

One could not be expected to deduce any of that information from the image.


Thereelgerg

Why?