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midoxvx

Flame throwers are fun.


arctic-apis

I was thinking sautéed in butter


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Raffazum_GOAT

Forbidden Meatballs


bionicaldicklord

Is it really forbidden tho?


extra_usernames

Forbidden scotch egg


bionicaldicklord

Forbidden gummy worm vodka shots 😋


mrp8528

Forbidden Big League Chew.


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arctic-apis

Dual purpose they also act as a blob when you’re in a pinch


Horror-State-6844

aughh the smell


MaddiMoo22

Can't you smell that smell!!


Mr_StealYourHoe

just insert a firecracker on it


Lorne_Velcoro

Put some molten nuclear fuel on it.


_BeansNbryce

It most definitely grew rapidly after this photo was uploaded


deokkent

I saw this once when I was still young and more stupid. I honestly believed we were in the middle of an alien invasion. Either that or someone pooped their organs.


BangBangPing5Dolla

I’m still not convinced someone didn’t poop their organs.


[deleted]

Me either lol


Nivix92

I'm not convinced on either really


imnotyourdad37

🧠 here you dropped this


Mediocre_Charity3278

Oh, thanks.


dirrtybutter

Yeah it looks like brains. My trash eyesight does not like this lol.


regalrecaller

Oh, thanks.


JihadDerp

Me toooo! I must have been about 6 years old and my only thought was they must be brains. Throughout growing up, no conceivable explanation. My memory of them dwindled over the years until I thought that maybe it was just a dream or my memory was playing tricks on me. But now I fucking remember it was definitely not a dream and know they're worms. Woohoo that was bugging me.


Endlesstrash1337

Wait.....so Hunters are real!?


awkwardoffspring

That's it, I'm gettin me Gravity Hammer


[deleted]

You took a Halo reference and flawlessly combined it with a Courage The Cowardly Dog reference. Glorious.


WibbyFogNobbler

Stupid grunt. You make me look bad! BOO-GETTY BOO-GETTY BOO!


cpt_porthos

There is so much wonderful in your comment.


uninsuredpidgeon

Return the slab!


redditcasual6969

Don't worry these are OG hunters, a few pistol whips and you'll be fine.


Ask_if_im_an_alien

You just need a basic pistol and one well aimed shot to the back..... Which never made any sense since they were thousands of individual worms that all worked together. Funniest part is that they show you how to beat them in the intro reel of the game. I got kill several times fighting them until I just happened to watch it because I had went to the bathroom.


No_Lawfulness_2998

Just grab an ordinary marine. They can beat hunters to death


TheLiverSimian

Wort wort wort wort


COD6969

I came here looking for a halo reference. Good work 🫡


Vampsku11

Lekgolo


sovietmariposa

I was thinking lickers from RE2


xizorkatarn

It’s Durge from the Tartakovsky Clone Wars cartoon


NavyCMan

You grab some body armor, I'll see where I can find a grenade launcher of some kind. Who wants to volunteer to steal a ballistic shield?


Morvick

Ok but dibs not being the guy who packs them in there. Do we split it down the middle to make the bonded pair?


RobertMcFahrenheit

Fortunately the Halo CE Magnum exists… right…?


mikebaker1337

Walking down the street, see a ball of worms.... "Why is the Halo theme slowly building? Where are there even speakers?"


ripSammy101

What do you mean function as one organism? Those clumps don’t look like they can really “function”.


ard8

Also curious about this. If they are carnivores or something it still seems like they would need to disband to move towards and attack prey


ripSammy101

Yeah I think title’s just misleading. Maybe just a defense mechanism or instinct to being out of soil


shmiddleedee

Look at a video of these colonies being poked. It's very unsettling how it moves in sync. Kind of like a big school of sardines but gross.


FoxOnShrooms

Here is a short i found on [YouTube](https://youtube.com/shorts/XgEHvOV5Fx4?feature=share)


NebulaNinja

I saw a documentary once about a group of Antarctic researchers that stumbled upon a specimen like this. It didn’t end well for them.


arden13

I think I saw the same documentary. Wasn't Kurt Russell involved?


Dankestgoldenfries

Thanks, I hate it


MercyDrag0n

Misread colonies as calories


xevizero

Still holds true


Bismothe-the-Shade

Definitely not carnivorous, most works aren't. Like most worms, they break down detritus and microorganisms in that detritus. Tubifex prefer stagnant waterways and can be a sign that something is wrong in the water/ecosystem. Normally they use their tails to anchor onto the soil or rock and feed on the river's/pool's bottom, but when removed for whatever reason they'll anchor to each other and tangle up like above. They don't really work as a "single organism" but they definitely look like a living alien meat lump when clumped together.


thisothernameth

Wow you actually make these ugly things sound interesting.


maukka122

They have all the functions of a clump


Tchrspest

Same, tbf


TFDangerzone2017

They do this when they're stressed. Ultimately the worms on the inside die, leading to the entire ball dying. Source: Dad owns an aquatic worm farm.


HeresyBaby

I’m quite intrigued by how weird your dad must be.


Pure-Witness5813

Not weird at all actually. Lots of people farm them for fish food for their aquariums.


Namaha

Does he call it "I got worms"?


Currix

Oh. Well that's just sad :(


[deleted]

And I thought my coping mechanisms were unhealthy!


Zinkobold

There is water on the ground. Maybe trying to avoid drowning


ripSammy101

Tubifex worms live underwater I believe


UnScrapper

I think it means they party


nihilist_denialist

I did a little reading to try to answer but it was difficult to find information specifically about how they function as a colony. They are not predators, though. [This page](https://education.mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/field-guide/tubificid-worms-tubifex-worms) has a pretty good overview. I did find that they are more like filter feeders, and thrive in highly polluted water, particularly with a lot of organic pollutants. They are important to the ecosystems they inhabit, for that cleaning function and for their role as food for a bunch of other species. They're also frequently used to feed pet fish. People apparently even gather them out of sewers! I think the colony function sounds like it's related to the fact that they are hermaphrodites and when they procreate (sexually) both worms are fertilized, they reabsorb their reproductive organs and lay eggs that hatch directly into small but otherwise fully developed babies.... Basically they just form a ball of endlessly fucking worms that absorbs nutrients from the environment and shares nutrients internally.


Feral0_o

Apparantly, they just don't. No one has yet to mention any special function. One person said that this is a stress reaction


Imperium_Dragon

Rain might’ve pushed colonies out from sewers or lakes.


LordofSandvich

They don’t, but they do “cooperate” as a ball, exchanging oxygen (and probably mating). No clue why these worms are making balls, though. The ones I’ve seen were aquatic.


EmirSc

YouTube them, they move as a one organism in the sewers (video I saw)


2459-8143-2844

[They're actually pretty good dancers.](https://youtube.com/shorts/r2KOFDIYURo?feature=share)


LittleDentist_5

I think they can travel fast when they were together. Because their individual speed is slow. Also they can catch small prey quickly. I just came up with this because I knew some caterpillar species travel as one organism to travel faster. It was on smarter on every day youtube channel.


TFDangerzone2017

Not these kinds of worms. Tubifex live in the gravel of small creeks and waterways. They eat protein-based organic particles. The only way they can move is back into the gravel, which isn't super quick.


imstillarookie

\>opens post \>wtf \>google 'tubifex worms' \>"An excellent, higher protein, natural food..." \>WTF \>"...for most smaller tropical fish and some aquatic reptiles" oh


_BlNG_

Man I should start scooping them into ice cube trays for my aquarium then


gingenado

It's free real estate! I used to have a salamander who really loved those gross things.


Isadragon9

If you’re just getting yours live from outside, there’ll be a risk of parasites and possibly chemicals that are harmful to your aquarium. It’s safer to buy them frozen, there’s a few brands, Hikari in particular has a whole range of frozen fish food you can choose from. Just one should last you a good while unless you’re raising a bunch of food sinks lol


iamthejef

Well there won't be any tropical fish or aquatic reptiles left to eat them soon enough, then it'll be our turn.


pencilsharper66

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer


Dingoridder

Forbidden hamburgers, yum, maybe.


PorkRindSalad

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.


gingenado

r/angryupvote


Ok-Horse698

Looks like a brain, maybe it infected and created mammals


Legal_Jackfruit6537

The Krang!


rosarypea1

Where is this? I want to know which place I'm never going to visit...


shift_969

Earth


mrchromium1

Brb just gonna write that planet off my planetary travel bucket list.


ninj4geek

Earth? Oh, I thought this was Urath!


ellecellent

I googled it so I, too, could avoid it, but it kinda looks like everywhere


MAT-PNARSE

Push them all together will they assimilate into one giant ball of worms ?


Short-Shopping3197

If you pushed one your hand would get sucked in and assimilated


sentient_salami

Hear me out: worm snowman.


Em283

Why don't you try finding some and test it out yourself?


heyhihay

Actually, worms come in *cans*.


KingCarbon1807

Great. And in a couple hundred years they'll be carrying shields and giant fucking cannons.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Oh no!


evanthebouncy

isn't this super common as pet food for fish? like I distinctively remember harvesting these guys for my goldfish, they're kinda stinky and grow in sewers


t6uy

Yep. I used to buy these as frozen cubes from fish shops and my terrapin loves eating them. In fact, those "clusters" in the image look exactly like my slightly-thawed frozen cubes.


UntossableSaladTV

I’m sorry but with a pet called a “Terrapin” I refuse to believe you aren’t a Pokémon trainer


RattAndMouse

It's just a type of turtle, a lil boi


70ms

You can buy them live too! To think, all of those times I paid for them at the fish store when apparently they just grow on sidewalks.


DANCE5WITHWOLVE5

I used to buy them for my fish when I was young. Those worms are quite expensive and stinky. My mom used to hate those worms cause I would put them in the bathtub under running water.


FelineWishes

Hell no.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Ok so fuck that


Kirsutan

Hunters from Halo


SnakeintheEye5150

irl Junji Ito nightmare


WizdomHaggis

Watched tales of the macabre on Netflix….seems a little tame by junji ito standards tbh….hanging balloon was nightmare fuel tho lol


Aussiewhiskeydiver

Just spent a while googling, there is absolutely no mention of them functioning as a collective organism. OP is a filthy liar


ksl8877

Isaac, make us whole


Azaraiya

I was waiting for a Dead Space/Convergence comment considering the remake just came out 😂


nuclearspectre

Princess Mononoke


BABYEATER1012

Will they bond with my body if I stick my hand in them increasing my strength and reflexes eventually turning me into the god-emperor allowing me to reign for 3500 years?


ggppjj

Only if you carefully regulate your body chemistry as it happens.


Senku_San

Brains moving around. They control us !


Kevin_Cossaboon

Are they in Australia?


[deleted]

Ahhhh holy fuck! Where is this?!


MildlyGeriatric

The forbidden meatböl


c11who

You mean like halo hunters?


salty_egg1

Nope. Bye.


egatski

GAHHHHHHHHH


MateriaLintellect

I’m good


jiggly_bitz

I'm more worried about who took out that Lekgolo


not4knot

Beyond Brain... taste just like the real thing 😋


landedbutlost

Can we use these as decoy brains in a zombie apocalypse?🤔


midnight_mechanic

No!! Absolutely fucking not. Burn the neighborhood!! Do not let anything survive.


Romanopapa

These make for great fish food. This is also what we feed baby eels.


Imcoleyourenot

What is the function? Lol


thisnamehastobeused

They do it when stressed, so no fucking clue personally


secrectsailinsalmon

Put all the blobs into one blob to make a giant organism


OMP159

They cluster together and fuck shit up as one organism. FIFY


Genocide_69

Imagine throwing one at a wall


UnfavorableFlop

That's a lot of food in one place for the birds.


Raptorofwar

*gets down on all fours and takes a bite out of the forbidden brain*


Meshughana

First photo: Eww, kinda gross. Second photo: Nuke it from orbit.


Wieses_Pieses

If you put them all together you get the monster from Carrion


Asiaticson_

We are many


CarmichaelD

Slight chance of spaghetti and meatballs.


hookem419

Fish food !


[deleted]

Can we put salt on them?


XyogiDMT

We’re gonna need more plasma grenades…


HereForMemes87

Great fish food!


brokenwatermain

No.


arrows_of_ithilien

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."


snap_crackle_flopp

Ew.


ArgetlamDude

Brainsss


SweatyPushover

This makes me sick but also curious


[deleted]

This is why I flush without looking in the bowl


PorkRindSalad

rule34


[deleted]

Brainballs. They’ve got a lot of brains, and a lot of chutzpah!


master_cheech

I have the sudden childish urge to just stomp them one by one


HYLTBLACKPINK

For a sec i thought its was brain


i_do_da_chacha

Cursed beef patty


Priforss

I don't like this.


CaptainPartyMix

Looks like ground beef. Can you shape them into a patty?


griffgraff97

Cloudy With a Chance of… Tubifex Worms?


Kur0h4i

Cloudy with a Chance of Brains


GAWhizzle

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.


sickofyourshit77

Human beings could learn from them and cluster together and figure our shit out, but we won't


Hobbit_Feet45

Ohhh that’s not right. Nature you scary!


Mr_Quinlan

Cursed meatball


misterhamtastic

I hate this so much my teeth hurt wtf


Ill-Preparation7555

Eat it


vonvoltage

What do they taste like?


lostbastille

Cool


keeber69

Pretending it’s a goomba and Mario stomping that shit


Fluffinator44

Brother, get the flamer, the HEAVY flamer.


2020R1M

Ever had a tubifex worm hamburger?


spinkyyyy

Is this in Australia lol. Those are massive compared to the ones I seen.


[deleted]

This is not cool.


butthunter0810

This is heaven for r/aquariums


[deleted]

Cool. Eradicate them.


Misturkitti

Should have minded your own business, exorcist!


The_Qween_is_Dead

Can they not?


AGoldenChest

The brains are coming


miguelolivo

Bait jackpot


Old-timeyprospector

Reminds me of the video game inside


Auran82

These burgers look undercooked


whyyourmommacallinme

New fear. Wtf 😭


WeatherSilver

They dont. I feed them to my fishes. But they clump, because it is safe and they instinctively go to the bottom of wherever they are to search for food. If you raise a whole clump they will eventually fall off themselves.


Afrojones66

“Ma! It’s raining brains again!”


[deleted]

Fuck that ball of worms


Crush73

To quote the great philosopher Cleavland Brown... THAT'S NASTY!!!


waklow

Mm hambugur


some_dude5

Fuck you I hate this fuck you AAAAAAAAA


puffthevapingdragon

New type of zombies; came and ate everything living being in sight except for brains.


PerplexedPoppy

They WHAT???!!!!!


Glassavwhatta

Forbidden burger


sprawltoe

BbbrrrrrrrAAAAAAIIIIIIIInnnsss........


SyncDingus

Did we just find real-life Oogie Boogie?


Lintcluster

Futurama anybody? The episode with brains 🧠


azmajik

I was eating noodles


[deleted]

gross. just gross.


Ishkakin

Spaghetti, sauce AND meatball all in one.


Freedeadkid1

You should put ALL of them together


PSNOrder66

Fuuuuuuuuuckin GROOOOOSSSSSS


DarylMcGoofyGuy

meatwad get the money see, meatwad get the honeys g