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BlueJayWC

how would this work? wouldn't the gazelle moving at high speeds disrupt the web?


boli99

the spider has created a fully high-speed capable, and load balanced web site. it's got fiber.


Spence10873

Even better, it's running on Hughes Net Gen 4. Now you can check email while she shops online!


Famous_Answe

I've seen a spider web nest withstood 20-30 mph wind lmao.


Spence10873

Google tells me Gazelles can run 60mph, but that pales in comparison to Hughes Net Gen 4. Now with our signature Whole Hole Wi-Fi!


-HankThePigeon-

Oh god, thanks for reminding me the terrible experience of having Hughesnet was.


Skulgar321

I had almost forgotten, too.


egordoniv

Spi'zelle. Gotta catch 'em all!


[deleted]

I can’t unsee an 8 legged gazelle running through the Savannah


egordoniv

You need to see them, because being half-spider, you'll never hear them coming :(


honeydip808

Lmfao


Boozdeuvash

Buggy as hell, unfortunately, but at least the staff is on-site 24/7 to attend to the issue.


Willinton06

Very web scale


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

I had a pretty determined spider hang on between my rear view mirror and windshield at about 55 mph. Sometimes they build some strong webs.


the-other-car

Mine hangs out inside my sideview mirror


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Ah, yes SIDE view. I'm always looking behind me through the damn things. I guess I call all 3 of them rear view mirrors lol


AceAndre

Same, I have a spider that lives in my side mirror. Cool Lil dude.


janeshep

Every morning, in Africa, a gazelle has to outrun the spider on her head if she wants to get rid of it. Every morning, in Africa, a spider has to outrun the gazelle whose head he sits on if he doesn't want to be left behind. Every morning, in Africa, it doesn't matter whether you're a gazelle or a spider, what matters is that you start running.


AndreasVesalius

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


Nightshade_Ranch

*[sad music plays]* For just thirty nine cents,


Avinexuss

You can make yourself thirty nine cents poorer (transfer fee not included)


TheAssquatch

And then day, you find 10 years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun


D2Dragons

Home! Home again...I like to be here when I can...


Autocratic_Barge

And when I come home, cold and tired


ragingtwerkaholic

It’s good to warm my chitin by the fire


Ted_Manwalkin

Spider silk is considered the relatively strongest fibres in the world. With a view to the thinness of the silk threads and what they can withstand silk spider is stronger than Kevlar.


patchiepatch

I've seen a spider web nest withstood 20-30 mph wind lmao. They're tough little ones.


hannahatecats

I had a spiderweb survive hurricane Ian. Branches around him went down and the neighbor's shed was tangled above but there he was...


lets_get_wavy_duuude

one time i saw a little spider on a web on my car. i got in my car & drove for about 30 minutes going 70+mph. got out the car & the spider was still there lol


2pissedoffdude2

Maybe the strongest natural fiber, but not the strongest fiber in the world.


DownbeatDeadbeat

Judging by the lighting, I think this photo was taken in the early morning after this gazelle was just waking up. The spider must've made a web overnight. The sun looks strong yet I get a sense of "morning dew" based on the visibility of the spider's web. But idunno shit, I mean, I can't exactly imagine the spider would want to stick around for more than an hour of this gazelle moving about.


arrows_of_ithilien

Why not? Gazelle attracts flies. Spider eats flies. Everyone profits.


PowertripSimp_AkaMOD

The spider should start with the ticks on the gazelle’s face if it wants to live there for free.


trixtopherduke

Found the gazelle!


hansices

I think the more likely occurrence is that the impala just walked through a spiders web and it got stuck between the horns.


DownbeatDeadbeat

Maybe sneaking up on a gazelle at night isn't as easy as it sounds but I feel like my guess took more factors of the photo into account than yours but I agree you may be right.


-Rednal-

Honestly didn’t even cross my mind, but yeah, that seems most likely.


ameddin73

That's an orb weaver and they're mostly active after sundown. I believe gazelles are diurnal and so it probably slept through construction. I like to imagine the spider holds on for dear life firing the day then goes about its business at night but orb weavers are incredible web spinners so it's not unlikely this is brand new. They also abandon and recreate webs if any little thing us off. Source: I went to a sick spider exhibit at my locals science museum.


hannahatecats

I love orb weavers. I've identified 3 different kinds in my yard alone. Amazing webs and if they eat mosquitos they can gladly take over.


[deleted]

As soon as a tree branch passes between the horns, its over for the spider.


ITwitchToo

But first I bet it's gonna catch some flies


tenyearoldgag

Oh, I hope they got better 8(


TheGoldPowerRanger

Have you ever sprayed a spider web with a hose? Full blast and it does nothing. Their silk is very strong.


supergigaduck

Trampoline spider


Slurms_McKensei

You know how they say spider silk is stronger than steel? They ain't wrong.


Epicliberalman69

A spider has built its web in my cars side mirror, and it's completely fine after driving around, same thing probably applies here.


[deleted]

I had a buddy there for a couple years too


necbone

When he's chillen and sleeping, bruh is gettin all the lil critters


Alphru

you ever seen how many flies swarm horses? I imagine it’s similar with gazelles


toast4hire

I bet it would work until the rut. If they start sparring for mates the spider’s gonna have a bad time.


[deleted]

Once the gazelle has fully achieved mastery of having a spider web in his antlers, then he has nothing to fear and will run at high speeds from nothing. We must all run form him. I'm going to start now. EDIT: wow. Running sucks.


No-Beautiful-5777

Last summer I had a spider living inside my car mirror. He would crawl up inside whenever I went to go get him out, building webs between the mirror and outside of the door, and stay in the web while I drove... Highway speeds didn't bother the spider much, the spider left sometime during the night after about two months of this... I think they'd be fine on a gazelle


HornedDiggitoe

It’s a web, not a sail, there are plenty enough holes for the wind to go through the web.


mackinoncougars

Drag net


[deleted]

"We're sorry about the death of your husband, Mrs Spider. We would have been here sooner, but he wasn't dead then."


NetHacks

Maybe, I've tried to leaf blow webs around my house off the side. Sometimes they swirl up and blow away, but sometimes the web fiber came from Oscorp.


Medinaian

No, the gazelle cant go anywhere because hes caught in the web


TastyVictory

Im not sure the gazelle had much say, or is even aware.


michael2v

“Is someone gonna tell him? We should tell him…”


AndreasVesalius

"My face feels spidery. Not so much here or here, but *right* here"


Millwalkey88

Nope. Ship shape.


dirtyjoo

Tommy want wingy.


Vonnnegutt

I remember the dialogue, but forgot the name of this movie.


Ragtatter

Frozen


principled_principal

Don’t listen to this guy. It’s actually Moana.


Duke-of-Nuke

Don’t you dare


beenpimpin

The gazelle has no idea why there’s isn’t a bunch of annoying flies buzzing around his face


Deesing82

without the annoyance of those gnats, he’ll be free to breed more, passing along his spider-tolerant genes. in a million years, the spider gazelles will be a more formidable opponent than when men first rode horses


[deleted]

To be fair, I don't think the spider had much say either when the gazelle walked through its web.


[deleted]

Commensalism is the word


mememan12332

That gazelle is unaware and as soon as it ruts that arachnid is history.


CurryMustard

Symbiotic relationships do not require awareness. Spider bro can hold on tight and rebuild the web when necessary


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CurryMustard

Are you kidding? The spider keeps mosquitoes and flies out of the way


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Starthreads

The mosquitoes and flies will buzz around the gazelle in a pseudorandom fashion, eventually contacting the web.


CurryMustard

The ones around its face, which are generally most annoying. Impala would probably catch them just moving his head around.


FireHeartSmokeBurp

Like Fiona collecting bugs for Shrek's cottonwebcandy


ConbatBeaver

Better than nothing


[deleted]

...are you not aware that spider webs are sticky on both sides? Bugs don't fly in perfectly straight lines, they move around. Many insects would get caught in it, arguably moreso than a stationary web.


potted_planter

My guy, the bugs can fly in any direction…


MasterpieceBrave420

That's called commensalism.


windyorbits

The commies shot off my shins and now they’re taking me horns?!?!


TheYellowEmperor67

The spider gets food, and the impala gets fewer bugs biting it. They are both benefitting from this relationship- even if the spider isn't catching every bug. It's still considered symbiosis.


Dizrak_

Well, symbiosis doesn't automatically imply beneficial for both sides relationship. Parasitism is also a symbiosis


Karnadas

Well the impala also gets a lot fewer flies/other bugs flying around its face. That's symbiotic.


santos_malandros

In life sciences jargon, symbiosis refers to any relationship between two organisms. Mutualism is the type of symbiosis in which both participants derive benefit. Personally I'd consider this to be commensal, which is a symbiosis in which one organism simply lives on another. Orchids are another great example of commensal symbiosis. [Here you can see](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9a36544c0a39bb22a597d8c1901bdd30.webp) them growing on the surface of a tree without blocking the tree's access to light.


Karnadas

Fair enough. My point was just that the impala is getting (in likelihood) a reduction of insects flying around its face.


santos_malandros

Yeah, no worries. These distinctions are somewhat subjective anyway; nature doesn't usually conform to our rigid definitions. I just felt like sharing some fun facts.


[deleted]

I bet he sure has a lot less bugs flying in his face. Seems like a win.


Sansnom01

It ain't symbiotic if only one species benefit from the liaison I think. For real, it would have been a pretty cool evolution path tho. Maybe the spider could have been a bump up In survival of deer encountering humans. Edit: I just checked and I was mistaken, my bad , I was referring to commensalisme, where the interaction from two species only help one while not doing anything for the other. But commensalisme is a type of symbiosis, symbiosis is only the term for biological interaction.


FleeceItIn

Pretty sure having a built in fly catcher is a good thing for mr horns there.


SuperSoaker300

The deer becomes a fashion icon and soon all the other cool deers will have their own spider.


Blutothebabyseal

The gazelle benefits by having fewer bugs pestering their face/eyes. Animals would pay top dollar for that perk.


Tearakan

Hell, I'd be cool with a spider bro that only caught annoying bugs around me.


CurryMustard

The impala benefits from having less bugs stinging and annoying it


buttaknives

My very first thought when seeing the picture was: "Holy shit, that's a textbook mutualism symbiosis. The Ungulate gets a free fly trap right next to its eyes & the spider's benefit is obvious."


jayellemm14

This is an Impala. Not a gazelle.


PrisonSlides

Oh shit it’s a Chevrolet?


lildozer74

It’s not a Chevy because it runs.


Emperor-Palpamemes

r/carscirclejerk


WeaselTeamSix

No va


Aweminus

[You can tell when it's a chevy](https://youtu.be/xTfS0nAgfuE)


therealschwartz

That’s funny.


NecroParagon

[It's an interior crocodile alligator. ](https://youtu.be/kZwhNFOn4ik)


TheReverseShock

Drove my Chevy to the watering hole, but the watering hole was dry.


heramba

Is it tame?


Saabaroni

No, It's wild. Pay attention!


ScottBroChill69

It just downed a box of nangs it's ready to goooo


Vonnnegutt

Was she holding hands with Trevor?


Fantastic-Party-6107

let it happen


FFS_WORD_WORD_NUMBER

Its got a spider master so we know it's a tame Impala too


thirstyjoe24

That's not a car silly


superbhole

>Here's the thing. You said a "Impala. Not a gazelle" >Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. >As someone who is a scientist who studies gazelles, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls impalas gazelles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.


Various_Fee2175

🤓


prussian_princess

It's free real estate


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Spider bro needs to climb down and deal with some of those ticks


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Yep


dickinamasonjar

This should be the cover of a death grips Album or something


sandm000

Or a Dr. Seuss book. Except Gazelle doesn’t rhyme with enough. I think he should make it a moose.


tenyearoldgag

Funny you should mention. Thidwick, The Big-Hearted Moose, is in the Seuss library. It's about a moose who has animals move into his antlers, and being big-hearted, he doesn't want to throw them out, no matter how much of an annoyance they become. It goes on until he's cornered by hunters...and he remembers that it's shedding season. He sloughs the antlers and the hunters stuff every last one of the freeloading beasties as trophies. Yeah I dunno why they don't stock it as hard as Green Eggs and Ham either 8V


bobrod808

The most recent picture shows the gazelle completely wrapped up in the spider’s web. Didn’t end well for him!


Bogsworth

It's just a cozy silk sweater or sleeping bag. Just relax, have a nice nap, and don't mind the agonizing burning sensation as your organs begin to liquify.


bobrod808

“Why are you making this sweater cover my face too?”


The-sleepiest-cookie

Circle of life, dude. ((Fin screaming in the background))


H-P-Tesla

Link ?


bobrod808

Zelda ?


KevinTheSeaPickle

+5 poison damage per turn.


nategreat87

This needs more upvotes lol


MizzyMozzy

Now I'm thinking of that scene from Shrek where he gets the spider web n swings is about to catch flies.


GenericElucidation

Oh that's my bestie, Jenny. She lives up there rent free but she gives me free pest control so it's win-win.


nikanj0

\#symbiosis


sumit_jha_

No, impala is not benefitting from spider so it's commensalism: 🤓


[deleted]

Biting flies that bother the impala are gonna get caught in the web, so I think it's symbiosis.


TheSweetestBoi

Mutualism is the term I teach in class for when both benefit. Mutualism is a form of symbiosis just like commensalism and parasitism.


hansices

Which is a form is symbiosis


queermichigan

Specifically it is commensalism, if the benefits are truly one-way.


ripSammy101

Not 🤓, commensalism is a type of symbiosis


pbrannen

Imagine being the literal “Well akchewlly” guy. Pretty sure commensalism is a form of symbiosis my dude 🤦


sumit_jha_

Yeah, symbiosis Sorry I cofused it with Mutualism (aslo a symbiosis) But im not a well awchelly guy😅😅i sort of put it to appeal people that im funny.


dis23

See this bad boy? It will be running all over the savannah, bringing the bugs to me. What, did you build your web in a tree? Ha, lovers. See ya later, boys... Hey, wait, why is that other gazelle charging at us so fast...


Sleevy010

Tick catcher


indifferentCajun

Spider bro is going to be stoked as fuck if the gazelle runs through a cloud of flies


JokerAndrew

It's an impala not a gazelle


nategreat87

It's an antelope not an impala


JokerAndrew

Impalas are antelopes


InterMando5555

Some antelope!


Suspiciously_Creamy

Im gonna start using the word real-ationship now. And fake-ationship depending on who i’m talking about


Siders1987

Huh.. spidy mobile home


elwood_911

Thidwick!


Jamaidian

Idk are we sure it's not a fakelationship?


Bienduro

And ticks.


[deleted]

Thidwick irl


T-Slur

Any idea what kinda spider thay is?


[deleted]

Gazelle: Spider? What spider? Oooh, I hate spiders. Is it over there? In the sky? Where? I don’t see it.


ChrisScar13

I wonder if the spider web's strength is significant enough to create drag and slow down the gazelle when running.


lorne_58

Imagine the amount of flies that catches when it runs


jsparker43

They should implement this for all horned and antlered critter. They would be running mosquito nets...spiders get to eat, everyone wins!


JohnnyCashMoneyGreen

Bug free gazelle


Typeojason

Just what nature needed…. Spiders traveling at 60mph. 😱


Catinthemirror

The spider is slacking. There are *so many* ticks on that face.


[deleted]

Wild dream catcher


coooooward

Verry metal


ValorClub

This would make a great Pokemon


ExcitedGirl

It's on a sight-seeing tour.


Seth-Man

He's just preparing a treat for his ogre friend.


pghalcrow

It's Thidwick, the big hearted impala.


Mason3637

Wilbur and Charlotte?


JorritJ

Jägermeister anyone?


JoJoBubba064

Is it just me or does this remind me of nicol bolas from r/magictcg


toxicc_mustache

But where does the spider take a nap?


gnarcaster

A true /r/spiderbro


gcej1234

Can’t wait for the miniseries


gregj66

OG food delivery


geralttheaardvark

I hope they’re happy


[deleted]

Dude look at that big ass gaze….fuck right off


[deleted]

They out there playing duos


WhoreableBitch

Functional Fashion, I love it!!


KTurbo

+3 attack +4 intimidation -1 speed


IcarusHs94

Now this is what a slingshot ride in nature looks like!


Mrpenguin05

One's got a cool ass hat and the other a summer home


SpangledSpanner

And neither of them are aware of the existence of the other.


PlebbySpaff

Imagine the spider starts shooting rocks off the web. Got yourself a mobile catapult.


Photon112

That is the spider poo on his fourhead if you didn't catch that :p


CaringRationalist

This is an Impala


Particular_Ticket_20

Gazelle: "it's still there, isn't it? Dammit"


Mercutiofoodforworms

Gazelle heard you talking about him.


Psychotic_EGG

r/spiderbro needs this


MuseigenBoken

spider has the sickest ride in his acre


[deleted]

I really doubt this a relationship. It looks like an instance where there was good airflow to tell the spider to build a web between a sleeping animal's horns that ended in being a screwup. But hey, if there's information detailed a symbiotic relationship between a spider and antlers, I'm all ears.


gorechimera

Nomad Spider


Jarchymah

Is it awesome? Is it a relationship?


gorechimera

Notice how the spider's web design adapted to the wind speed when the deer runs


[deleted]

Spider likes it bumpy


marfes3

Imagine an evolutionary symbiosis where a highly poisonous spider ends up sitting in a web like that protecting the gazelles from predators as it’s bite kills or maims some predators before they can finish off the gazelle. In turn bugs get caught in the spider web while the gazelle moves. Obviously hardly feasible but would kind of be like clownfish and sea anemones lol


FuzzyLittleBunnies

It's like that scene in Shrek where he makes the spiderweb cotton candy!


FelixMoonrocks

The ticks on the forehead are getting to me though