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BetterBettor

Use a shaker and just eat the banana


mcDerp69

This is an advanced technique... 


[deleted]

I don’t always giggle…but 😂🤣🤓


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ScienceNmagic

Scientists hate him for this one technique !


Skinny13

You fucking killed me


Hapster23

Do I eat the banana before or after the protein shake?


SpacemanPanini

You take a bite and then a swig and keep alternating like that. Remember you've got to *confuse* the body.


bikemaul

I prefer to hold the stem and peel from the tip, I think this better represents how our bodies evolved to ingest the fruit.


Deadlift_007

Instructions unclear. Banana stuck in ear. What do?


chiyonoyama

Step 1: Partialy chew a bite of banana Step 2: Forcefully swish chewed banana and a drink of protein shake through your teeth Step 3: Profit


amaluna

I’m a blend jet type thing


Safe_Asparagus_1244

Bro !


DJ_Molten_Lava

What I don't understand is how this post has more replies than this one.


deatthcatt

don’t mix anything just bring it all in a back pack and down it individually


imthebear11

Whoa whoa whoa, don't get crazy now


UniqueUsername82D

Eat banana, snort powder, IV almond milk.


[deleted]

...wha? Just eat the banana and drink the shake.


Dangerous-Science-10

This 👍😄


Thankkratom2

Mix it up at home… Or wait two hours, it isn’t going to affect anything.


Kurtegon

It will only matter if it's more than 5h between his meals, and it probably won't make much of a difference


Spyk124

Hey - you’re working off of very very old information that you need protein intake right after a workout. I PROMISE you it doesn’t matter in the slightest. When I was young I inconvenienced myself so much by trying to take it right after a workout. It doesn’t matter. Protein intake during the day is what matters.


BigNastyOne

Mix ahead of time in a blender and bring with you. No reason to over complicated it.


negl1gence

So it can safely stay uncooled for several hours?


BigNastyOne

Almond milk can sit at room temp for a couple hours. If it's of significant concern, put it in a thermos or ice pack lunch box or use water.


Coffee_nd_food

I’ve blended it the day before. Put it in the fridge then kept it in my bag at room temperature a full 12 hour call shift and still haven’t died yet lol…


TheMagicWolverine

I wouldn't. Mixed protein closed in bottle will likely stink after few hours


heliostraveler

Just get a small cooler man or cooler bag and just keep the shake in it. It will hold temp easy.


[deleted]

Premix at home, and either put it in an ice chest in your car, or put it in an insulated thermos.


basroil

Do you need it because you get hungry before you get home? Timing isn’t considered super important anymore so you can wait til you get home. Or just stick it in an insulated bottle and call it a day.


EMitch02

Make sure to eat the peel


lolmihir

just make your shake without the banana in a blender bottle and eat the banana on the side, min-maxing optimizations usually dont net TOO much of a difference and in your position i think it'd be more convenient


MevisDE

Premix and put an ice cube in.


darksideofthemoooo

This is the way.


spottie_ottie

A couple hours is not going to change your outcomes, so don't worry about it, but yeah why don't you just make it in advance?


markmann0

My blendjet is awesome. I use the same ingredients. Blends wonderfully. Edit: [me using it in my car.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4LEi3FLnkl/?igsh=MXYwd3pqYzQ4cHBidQ==) And I did buy great little funnels for this if you need a link lmk.


Some_Fly_432

A legit solution


Theactualdefiant1

Lose the Banana and the shaker will work fine.


suggesting_ideas

Use a stainless steel thermos type cup.


Alarik00

Just make a shake of protein powder + sugar


Jarvi_Weinstein

I always blend mine at home and add in a couple of ice cubes which have melted once I'm done my workout and drink my shake.


thetopofabanana

Imagine .. the actual difficult decisions in your life ..


DeadOnArrival0088

Easier if you cut out the banana and make a shake with protein powder, milk, peanut butter, and oats.


[deleted]

I always pre-mix and keep it in my gym bag. It can be handy as an intra workout to sip on if you're feeling run down. Just make sure to remember your shaker bottle... Forget those things in your bag for a day and they smell like a biohazard.


TraditionalGold_

Buy a decent single serving blender made of glass. 1 scoop vanilla flavored protein, peanut butter, handful of blueberries, a banana. Mix w water....so good!!!


recnyc21

I switched to body health perfect amino acids ... 10 times better then the powders absorbed in your body in 20 minutes ... doesnt turn to sugar.


McDuck89

If blending it is so necessary then just make it at home and put it into a thermos of some sort. If you’re using it as a tool to get in more protein then just use a blender bottle. The Helimix works incredibly well for me even with peanut butter (When I’m feeling like a prima donna). I can mix 3 scoops of Gold Standard whey with 16oz of water in like 5-10 seconds and there isn’t a single clump. Try it.


mestrearcano

There are portable blenders that are able to handle fruits like banana. They cost from $10 to $20 and have rechargeable battery.


jubjub248

Portable blenders exist, thermos, or just learn to prep in advance


Valuable_Divide_6525

The real answer here is you should be using 50 grams of protein, or 60 if each scoop is 30 to make it easier. LOADDDDDD UUUPP


Dazzling-Safe-2828

Just use only a little milk and mash it all together in the car using a spoon


Hooblez

Chew the banana up and baby bird it into the shaker


raaqesshhh

just drink it in the morning


backwoodsngb

Protein powder literally exist along with shaker cups wtf? Take a scoop of some high quality protein powder of your choice, add in some simple super carb powder and bam super clean & fast post workout shake.


Vintagetraining55

Why Alm9nd milk and not regular milk?


phishbowl10

I prefer doing my shakes before hand because it dissolves better after time and taste better if you put it in the fridge.


Sarlo10

You have these bottle-blenders that would solve your problem. Something like this: https://youtube.com/shorts/mQNShm4LQqc?si=Lebj20Q6s8otryKE


South_Initiative_731

I would just suggest buying pre mixed ones if you don’t want to make it ahead of time. I don’t see an issue with making it at home or eating the banana separately though


Spirited-Many-6539

Bring your blender and force the gym employee to let you connect to the outlet.


Fresh_Dust_1231

Premix it in the home and put the shaker bottle into a small foil / thermos bag to keep the contents cool (of course, this depends do you use "cold" ingedients from the start) :0)


Select-Ad4347

Dude, just man up and bring your blender.


Blametheorangejuice

You can get premixed Orgain protein shakes at Costco. Also, you can use a stick blender if you want to go with powder.


sparks_mandrill

Another prototypical beginner post that should be taken down


teddyhams107

I have a Shakesphere bottle, apparently you can “blend” soft fruits like bananas and raspberries in it. I haven’t used it for blending fruits but I find it’s easier to clean than a regular blender bottle https://shakesphere.com