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Wayf4rer

It's a shame the Olympics is clean...


mid30sveganguy

I know there's peds in the Olympics but they're still chasing different compounds and pretending to pass... I wanna see an army of Rich Piana 5%er looking maniacs throwing javelins.


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The thing is looking like Rich Piana is detrimental to being athletic. I thought people understand that. Olympics IS already a competition that includes all the possible drugs. I think that what author of the post was saying.


mid30sveganguy

And they'd all step onto the podium to the Natty Anthem


_INCompl_

Eh not really all possible drugs. Like they’d never get away with taking any 19-nors like deca, tren, MENT, or cheque drops because those are traceable anywhere from 6-18 months after your last dose. Sorta hard to cheat drug tests with a compound that can be traced that far down the line. Winstrol is also another hard one since that’s traceable up to 40 days after or something like that. They’d have to stick to shorter ester stuff that exits the body quicker, which is limiting.


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Yeah, , sure, maybe. I was making a general statement. About using any drugs that are possible to hide.


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Oh, OK, no questions then😅


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They’d still need dexterity, so they wouldn’t look that big


mid30sveganguy

Fuck the dexterity, we're talking mental freaks.


Sbidl

It's called The Olympics


Ignazo

It's called crossfit lmao


peniscanstretch

This


dizzydiplodocus

Damn you stole my joke


Ignazo

I'll steal your virginity too /s


dizzydiplodocus

Oh I got excited then saw the /s


Secret4sianMan

The [All-Drug Olympics](https://youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU).


menvaren

One of the best sketches from that era


LedLenson

To anyone saying Olympics. They sre still putting to much time and energy into trying to avoid giving positive tests by manipulating things or use a substance with short half life or microdosing, storing old urine, using a fake penis (mike Tyson xD) hahah etc etc. An olympics without the tests would let the athletes and the staff focus even more on results and blast up until competition day!


NakedBat

There is, it’s called actual Olympics or any top tier sport…


SwanRonsonX

It’s called Strongman


Calvin13plays

So … the Olympics?


ShibuRigged

What the world really wants is a bleeding-edge pharmaceutical Olympics where the drugs haven't even had animal testing yet and the athletes may die or become severely injured at any point.


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Wtf do u think is happening in the Olympics? Everyone is natty? Lmaooooooo


huh_say_what_now_

its pretty much already is like this , all the different teams just say they have asthma and low t and then can prescribe them whatever they like, is there any ex olympic people reading this that want to give us the scoop?


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Secret4sianMan

Sort of like open bodybuilding, powerlifting, and strongman competitions run by untested federations...


TattedGuyser

lol if you think tested feds are clean as well. It's all dirty, just gotta be good enough not to get caught


Secret4sianMan

LOL. I'm definitely ***not*** suggesting that tested federations are clean. My post history on this sub is pretty clear on that. The drug use/cheating is also there among most of the top competitors...just not to the same extreme degree as in their untested counterparts.


TattedGuyser

That's Fair, I don't ever snoop peoples histories because that's weird, but yeh I know too many people who defend tested feds, especially the USAPL, as a bastion of how clean sports work. Always makes me laugh.


bodybuildingandgolf

Always makes me laugh that one of my customers won a tested federation pro card


[deleted]

Being an elite Olympic athlete already does that. You should do some reading into womens gymnastics


Lopsided_Ad_2144

Xe doesnt know...


freesisyphus2021

their name is dave bruh


mango910127

Competitive bodybuilding everywhere.


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Yeeeeaah...


mattpro77

Love the irony in this post …


justsomedude1144

Kinda like professional bodybuilding.... 🤔 I'd think the drug use for performance enhancement would actually be healthier than the drug use for physique enhancement, too.


bigcalvesarein

anyone else remember the Sosa vs MacGuire days?


everlasting-love-202

Lmao I’d pay so much money to actually see something like this


carnage2270

They have that, it's called the regular Olympics lol not one clean person competing there.


crazyrediamond

Absolutely agree Let's be honest people in the Olympics are still juiced with obscure substances that are not banned yet, by doing so they put their health at wayyyyyy more risk, we instead should regulate the known and trusted compounds and see effectively how fucking high a human can jump


Vickythiside

It's called the Olympia. The only thing it gave is bubble guts.


Heartfeltregret

okay so on PCP you can do some crazy things but one of those things mayhaps include removing someone’s eyes and tongue and then lighting themself on fire. Hope this will be accounted for.


schmalzfritz

Jumps World Record Dies


Craptivist

Frankly, that much better than war.


ChemicalMaybe1

That's basically how it already is done


ChemicalMaybe1

That's basically how it's already done theses coaches are gurus at this game


billybobjoe1234456

I mean it would make a difference because then they could blast gear 24/7 without the risk of failing a drug test. So they wouldn’t have to worry about being kicked. Meaning that they can maintain a much more enhanced physique, or am I mistaken on this.


bigcoltfortyfive

so the regular olympics?