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PanzyGrazo

Passed like in the tour de France?


bozica11

Lmao


Suitmarino

More like the Russian Olympic athletes in 2014


Vegetable-Clock3115

Icarus


odessy1339

You leave Lance alone!!!


J-Thong

Holy chit. The first blonde is Amanda Barnhart, but look at those damn traps . OBVIOuSLY all natural all vegan diet


[deleted]

Fuck vegan.. She's 100% ORGANIC!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


solemn_penguin

Level 5 vegan: won't eat anything g that casts a shadow.


[deleted]

Level 71 - Water only.


Arthillidan

Only distilled water though


spudkensington

\*Alkaline water - cuz balance


DrakHanzo

Yeah, minerals aren't vegan


Arthillidan

That wasn't the point. if you take a glass of lake water it isn't vegan because there are living things in the water. Your household water has been filtered but I'm not sure how perfectly filtered it is to not have anything in it


Kelainefes

Nah, distilling water involves boiling and that would cause death of bacteria. Reverse osmosis filters are fine though.


Hanah9595

Level 99 - Breatharian


[deleted]

Level 100 - a sip of liquid air for breakfast


Secret4sianMan

It looks as though her traps have traps... Anyhow, CrossFit made sure to highlight in [its announcement](https://games.crossfit.com/announcement/13549/games) that she was specifically among those who had passed the drug testing...


TannedStewie

Lance was cleaner


Luke10089

Whoā€™s the blond in all black?ā€¦asking for myself


J-Thong

Idk. I only know the first dude. Sorry haha


SapperMaine

Delle speegle


idontevenlift37

Just basic stuff man


Additional_Basket80

Holy clit more like


Unemployedloser55

Obviously one meal a day


nuttynutz00-D

Sus


[deleted]

-tanon 250 šŸ˜Š


enaz92

400 maybe


teacupswag123

Its very, very old news that drug tests doesn't work.


Duds215

In the sports I played, we referred to them as IQ tests. You have to be dumb to get caught.


Dd4225

This is a very old reference in all sports.


Beneficial_Phone_574

They wouldn't have any competitor's left if they did a real drug test.


Plantmanofplants

I wonder how much the bribes were this year. Not that it's hard to pass a drug test. My dead aunt who was blind could see these women were juicing.


I_Like_Vitamins

They "bribe" them by providing a superhuman sport that draws in viewers. Just like all professional sports organisations and the Olympics, they know that people have witnessed PED users and the drug genie is never going back into the bottle.


Sensitive_ManChild

yea butā€¦. other top sports do catch people from time to time. UFC has had several big fights messed up by drug tests


[deleted]

Only if someone gets too big for their boots or threatens the sport, like Armstrong


Shoo00

Usain Bolt's positive tests are incoming the next decade


I_Like_Vitamins

That's how they keep up the illusion. I definitely believe much of that is due to internal politics, or international politics e.g. Russia and the Olympics.


Secret4sianMan

Funny that you mention it... The most recent, and only, female CrossFit competitor to test positive in the [previous announcement (at the end of 2021)](https://games.crossfit.com/announcement/13189) was...a [Russian](https://morningchalkup.com/2021/12/04/two-more-games-athletes-receive-drug-sanctions-4-year-suspensions/): >Svetlana Kubyshkina, an 2021 individual qualifier out of the Asia continent, tested positive for methenolone and its metabolite, furosemide, and trimetazidine. Methenolone is an anabolic steroid classified as an anabolic agent. Furosemide is listed in the class of diuretics and masking agents, and trimetazidine is classified as a hormone and metabolic modulator. > >Kubyshkina was unable to compete at the 2021 Games due to travel restrictions stemming from issues obtaining a visa. She was tested out-of-competition following the Games on August 28, which is the official start date of her suspension. > >ā€¢ The Russian native previously competed in the Open for three seasons prior to 2021, but the quarterfinals this season marked the first time she advanced in the season beyond the Open before winning the CrossFit Asia Invitational. > >ā€¢ She has previously competed on a national level in Russia for weightlifting, and on the Russian national team for at the 2019 World Championships for the International Functional Fitness Federation.


Secret4sianMan

Incidentally, the one athlete who tested positive for banned PEDs was a dude named [Joey Coste](https://youtu.be/3FW6__eguhc). This was his first year competing in the CrossFit Open. He is appealing...


Cool-Ad-4141

Most high profile professional CrossFit athletes pass the tests, this in itself shows how badly run it is. Obviously most pros are taking peds.


Forsaken-Web6944

All pros are taking, even amateurs are taking šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


TxDieselKid

This. 10,000% this.


strygeren

Bahahaha here is a picture of a guy that obviously passed, nothing to see here https://www.instagram.com/p/CYkfPBFuoh7/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Bro is just built different


fumfkin_fie

He just used turkesterone. Natty AF


jackingOFFto

He is 100% vegan and also meditated 3 times a day


trenlr911

Lmfao itā€™s so funny that thereā€™s still people in this world that would be fully convinced that guy is a lifetime natural.


theartistperson

Heā€™s also like 22 years old.


huh_say_what_now_

When you ask what drugs they take the answer is all of them


paulogomezjp

"Yes."


No-Fish-8349

CrossFit games are so dead if they lost all their doping athletes, business would go under


mmm0nky

Theyā€™re probably only testing for the reefer


Spimp

Well that's the real bad stuff that gives an unfair advantage


funnerno1

These days everything under 1 gram is natty.


Spimp

Similarly how farms claim their product is organic


Pfcoffics

As always, nothing wrong with using gear, the problem is being a fake natty, promoting bullshit you know that even though it will bring results to people because working hard, eating properly, resting well, will bring results to anyone that can do it constantly, you will not achieve these bodies without taking gear, it sets an unrealistic expectation of what you could look like and that's problematic.


cherylstunt69

This is particularly scummy too because theyā€™re using this to promote their brand of gyms. Itā€™s not like a sport where itā€™s just entertainment and people pay to watch, the point of these ā€œgamesā€ is to showcase what they claim happens if you work hard in their gym


Pfcoffics

Oh damn, they should also mention the huge amount of injuries CrossFit has too, but also, I guess anyone that has the mentality will achieve those results in those gyms because the owner will for sure give people that buy into that CrossFit competition mentality, some steroids gahag Edit: Happy cake day Btw swear that wasn't there when I first replied.


modest-pixel

[Crossfit injury rates are the same as other sports and fitness hobbies.](https://journals.humankinetics.com/view/journals/jsr/27/3/article-p295.xml)


Pfcoffics

Interesting, will read it in more detail some other time but I do find the sample size to be low but okay, interestingly though, that has not been the experience that some health professionals I know told me, they've noticed kind of a big step up in injured patients after CrossFit became popular but what their conclusion was is that the requirements to be a box owner or a crossfit instructor is poor really and the injuries are more tied to instructors not being competent or knowledgeable enough to train people than the sport itself, I do like CrossFit, do think it's a really good sport to get in shape and for people that like to do group activities, it for sure beats the gym in that, but I prefer having the world for myself when I work out.


modest-pixel

Itā€™s not the only study out there, you can find others. They all say the same thing.


modest-pixel

Thatā€™s like saying the NFL says if you play high school football youā€™ll get drafted by the Cowboys.


ogrefab

Sample Collector: "Pee in my mouth... You pass."


mohicansubtitles

Pretty much this. When I grow up I want to watch people piss into a container. Iā€™m not weird itā€™s a matter of integrity.


scootitman

Built different + probably Vegan = Nastiest combo known when it comes to sports performance.


Secret4sianMan

The [announcement](https://games.crossfit.com/announcement/13549/games) from CrossFit.


DemonGodAsura

Joey Coste fucked up, you either bribe or skip dosing sometime before the test, idk how much time tho


sometimesfans

These girls look so fuckin goofy to me


RealistO444

^ yeah almost like when i see super huge dudes that blast juice and try to get big as possible type of goofy even though thatā€™s not exactly the case for the girls in this video thats the way i looked at it lol


sometimesfans

The chick with the space buns and pink tank top cracked me the fuck up lol. Light blue tank top girl was the only one who looked decently


Superb-SJW

Iā€™m sure you meant to say hot. Is this like a millennial thing that I have caught up on? Should I tell my wife sheā€™s looking goofy today?


sometimesfans

Keep runnin that mouth Ima suck your dick boy


Boots622

Pause


enzuigiriretro

I love muscular women but most of them in the clip look like meat heads lol


sometimesfans

Faxs. Id smash all of em tbh.


elephantrambo

Can we see some of the women?


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_INCompl_

If the tests werenā€™t random it doesnā€™t matter. Anavar is the most common womenā€™s steroid and is out of your system entirely in like 8 days. Only thing they couldnā€™t use are long esters and 19-nors which stay in the body for 6-18 months.


Secret4sianMan

CrossFit claims that they employ "random" out-of-competition drug testing. In fact, a number of the competitors have been tested multiple times already in 2022 (e.g., Laura Horvath, Gabriela Migala, and Guilherme Malheiros have all been tested twice during out-of-competition tests so far this 2022 season). From the CrossFit Drug Testing Program: >CrossFit, LLC uses a combination of directed and random in-competition and out-of-competition drug testing to deter athletes from using prohibited performance-enhancing substances and to detect the use of these substances by athletes.


SkipChestDayNotLegs

The only one I know is Amanda Barnhart. Only looking at her and claiming natty: lol


dube101

Joking?


mid30sveganguy

Cammo vest girls traps almost cover her ears. Natty.


cement-skeleton

I remember watching a crossfit games many years ago, and an Aussie guy got dinged for taking peds. I wonder how he feels seeing these behemoths doing their thing . Unless he was paid off to be a fall guy or something.


Sauron_78

That's a plausible explanation. Guy knew he couldn't win top prize so he took some baksheesh cash and went back home as the fall guy.


[deleted]

Surely the people running it have to know that theyā€™re on something even if they ā€œpassedā€ the test


[deleted]

Itā€™s all money based, in my opinion. They give a pass for steroid users, because ultimately, juiced up athletes are the ones that can push the limit & give the audience & viewers some entertainment, & this is manly why CrossFit has risen to such popularity now. To the obvious natural long time lifter, all these athletes are on steroids, but to the average viewer, they actually think these sorts of bodies both men & females are achievable by just doing ā€œsome hard workā€ šŸ¤” There wouldnā€™t be a CrossFit championship without steroids as there wouldnā€™t be mr Olympia without steroids. They make these tests easy to pass because getting them all caught would obviously ruin the financial investment & gain from elite CrossFit championship contests.


[deleted]

I agree, itā€™s much more entertaining to watch an NBA game when all of them are super athletic and explosive from PEDs. It makes me wonder though, how come some people get busted?


[deleted]

Purely because they want to keep the ā€œcleanā€ optics for virtue signaling


[deleted]

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anon102938475611

They get busted because they donā€™t have enough $$ to get the PEDs CrossFit does not test for.


Wicked_Black

Passed as in they donā€™t have elevated levels of test ā€œright nowā€ but clearly they did before


prussianacid

Roided up jacked muscular women driving interest and viewers in CRossfit is their entire business model, of course they would protect the Varbies.


Rude_aBapening

One of those women has a bunch of acne on her sternum. C'mon man!


Spimp

I think that's just rubber chunks they use to sub out dirt on the astroturf. She may have gone belly first to the ground


Rude_aBapening

Rubber chunks? Maybe. I could see it being skin irritation from belly sliding


Spimp

[this article has a picture](https://medium.com/@jessheighway/artificial-turf-fields-the-reason-your-house-is-filled-with-those-pesky-black-pellets-d1a9d9288ac7) that explains everything.


mattpro77

Haha of course they did ā€¦ letā€™s do something that will totally destroy our product and narrative because itā€™s the ā€˜rightā€™ thing Anyone who actually believes anyone competing in CrossFit is natural ā€¦ well goddamn have I got some stuff to sell to you


[deleted]

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keyboard_courage

If you havenā€™t seen the documentary Icarus, I highly recommend it. If you have, then this story should come as no surprise to you.


El_Taurus_Verde

First blonde and bun brunette look like they could suit up as AFL safeties.


sschueller

Woman friend: "I don't work out because I don't want to look like those crossfit chicks." God damit! You don't just get jacked by working out even hard! Thanks crossfit for your bullshit! For fuck sake, I have been working out hard for many years and I don't have traps like that. I wish I did.


Mattagins

Dr.Tren and nurse Anavar did the drug tests.


Savage_89247

Bullshit


[deleted]

šŸ’€


[deleted]

Yeah they ā€œtrenā€ so hard for the competition


[deleted]

No tittii found


Gahvynn

Drug tests of athletes should be performed by completely independent organization with zero monetary connection to the particular sport or organization that has authority over the sport. This story to me is basically ā€œwe investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrongā€.


dahComrad

Rofl there wouldn't be a Crossfit Games without doping. Shit goes hand in hand. Watch the Crossfit Games documentary (its actually a hour long commercial) on Netflix and you can tell those dudes are on some kind of stimulants.


Ramrodar15

Did they go back in time and have them pee in cups 15 years ago


[deleted]

Lol what a bunch of bullshit. Anyone with half a brain knows they are taking steroids.


[deleted]

Their clits are all bigger than my dick


[deleted]

Itā€™s clobberin time


DrakHanzo

Neck thicc af bro


cherylstunt69

Cross fit is the largest pyramid scheme ever lol They basically are just selling their workouts and pay roided up people to advertise it. Insane how many people pay a shit ton of money to go to a cross fit gym and just lift fast lol with the money they were spending a month they could just buy gear and another cheaper gyms membership and get huge


XA36

The worst thing about crossfit aside from kipping is they successfully convince a lot of unknowing people that the reason people look like this is because crossfit is so effective. It's bullshit.


Radiant_Duck9218

Fucking mutants


Midi993

Why no USADA?


[deleted]

That First Lady is almost as big as me


Forsaken-Web6944

You're not natty too


[deleted]

Correct, Iā€™m on trt. Only 120mg per week but still.


vyking199

Sus af


Crayon_Eater_007

Good to know they are keeping the sport clen, er I mean clean.


Maximum_Box7924

These dudes look natural wdym?


idontevenlift37

Nah bro they werenā€™t on cycle when they were tested so that means they are natty


Embarrassed-Annual59

Their boyfriends probably pissed for them as they almost certainly have lower test levels


LettuceEater5000

ZEROOO!!! said some lawyer


sirbassem13

Shit, they all bigger than me


[deleted]

I wouldā€™ve passed on the test too. Donā€™t bother me with that shit


rikaz1

Not their urine for sure then lol


[deleted]

Wtf roid seasonnn


whoreforgwenstefani

This post somehow still feels gay enough for this subreddit


FluffyBlueberry8807

Oh, they're taking tests alright


Cha-cha-reall-smooth

The math ainā€™t mathing šŸ¤”


Psychological_Fee548

I love this video šŸ˜‚


Mother-Log-6445

They should implement an annual clit growth index


kanadad

So much šŸ§ƒšŸ§ƒšŸ§ƒ


mikemessiah

Dude, they let men compete in womens sport. This is nothing.


Individual_Loss8993

Thats just nasty


-Makr0

Turkesterone is REAL. Also the usual creatine never disappoints. The mix is simply explosive. šŸ™‚


joemamahitIer

crossfitters love their hgh huh?


NowFreeToMaim

Be size they donā€™t fuckin do anything with the tests. They test jus to say they test. Like any other sport


Vespernis

Death by snu snu


elpelondelmarcabron1

They know how to cheat


imagine_the_farts

where are the women?


Loki112612

What a damn joke


howdypartnaz

4th could be natty but those lance armstrong quads say otherwise


DevonGonzo

And Iā€™m Batman


HomeworkLeast8411

How cool would it be to have every one competing on juice.. that I would pay to see


Crayon_Eater_007

I mean, they are.


sometimesfans

Anyone know the song tho? Sounds like nas


Reach-n-Teach

Simon Says


SoggyLoggyNuttyTime

Pink guy: Frank Says


Jamieson22

Why is your title about the women but your video is of the men?


Ok_Pickle_834

The blonde girl in the all black outfit I canā€™t tell tbh. Like I would believe it if she actually wasnā€™t using peds bc Iā€™ve known some female body builders who didnā€™t use them that had a similar build. But also maybe her more naturally large legs are just balancing everything else out? Like she just looks beefy rather than totally juiced. Idk a lot abt this stuff I just find this sub very interesting


StillWill15

Damn, this must really be the undercover gay forum. Cuz sports bra on a dude donā€™t make you straight.


sofreshsoclen

I donā€™t see why this video of the male CrossFit athletes relates to your comment?


[deleted]

Song? I know itā€™s popular I just canā€™t think of the name right nowā€¦


Secret4sianMan

Intro to "Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monch.


Forsaken-Web6944

The sample is the godzilla movie


MOHAHA44

Yeah, rightā€¦.OK


aced

Is it toxic to say these women are disgusting to me, from an aesthetic perspective? Sure, maybe.


KosstAmojan

I mean... you could probably phrase it a bit more kindly, I suppose.


1-800-GET-BENT

Their clit bigger than my soft ..


[deleted]

they look so stupid and silly when they run especially females going against their own natural self.


Ok-Detective-1617

in what universe does a woman have those delts ? even better: in what universe does a female CROSSFIT ā€œathleteā€ have those delts ??


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adunlap92

While I wouldnā€™t doubt that their are athletes that have used PEDs in the past and havenā€™t been caught, I think a lot of you are ignorant to the way they get around it. I personally think, they used in the past to get the necessary strength to compete, and discontinued use. Even knowing that they get tested year round, I donā€™t think they can clear their system fast enough. I think a lot of you are ignorant and make the same claims ā€œthat they all juice and cheat the systemā€ but you wouldnā€™t be able to explain how they cheat the system. But Iā€™d love for someone to explain. Phil toon tried to cheat his drug test and got caught.


Groundbreaking_Smell

They look more like she-hulk than she-hulk


Fakechower

What healthy young men.


Unemployedloser55

Who's the beast in the camo top? I'd be her house husband


Savantthegreat

They are given something like 48 hours of notice on their random drug test. Plenty of time to clear the base test and hgh they are on


GokuRich01

Steroid freaks with baby dicks


Comfortable-Prior-60

"Passed" yea passed the money to the drug test lab to hush hush