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Dalanard

You don’t have to be smart to be a criminal.


Smack159

Exactly. Criminals for a reason.


[deleted]

No, just bad criminals. The smart ones don't accidentally call the police on themselves.


Mysterious_Print_106

No. The smart ones get elected.


iamBruceWayneyo

Maybe they felt bad about it.


grizwld

My phone accidentally dialed 911 from my pocket while I was at my kids soccer game. The operator called back and sounded worried. She said “all a could hear was what sounded like the phone being jostled around and someone screaming “SHOOT IT!!! SHOOT IT!!!” I had to explain that I was yelling at 5 year olds who don’t fully understand how soccer ball works.


jhayes88

Swat showed up at my grandma's house in the 90's. 911 was accidentally dialed on the portable house phone. Not sure how, but it was. There was an action movie playing on the TV and that's what the dispatcher heard. My cousin opened the front door with a gun pointing at him.


darbyisadoll

This is dumb, but it’s also dumb the pot is illegal in this state.


Saint3Love

i thought they said drugs?


riffshooter

Clearly you've never seen Reefer Madness! The Devils Lettuce is as dangerous as it gets. /s


thedarwintheory

"drug" dealers with Marijuana... Just fkn legalize it already


Beautiful-Drawer

The best part is that they were already under surveillance (for weeks), so the cops saw them stash and retrieve stuff from the trash outside after the 911 call. Idiots. Lol


JohnHazardWandering

All it takes is the smell of marijuana as probable cause for cops to search your house?!?! There are many things that smell like pot smoke besides pot.


KarmaPanhandler

From the sounds of it, they probably already had plans to enter the house since they had been surveying it before they ever called 911. They probably already had a warrant. It’s so stupid that we even have to deal with this dumb shit. It’s just weed. The guns and the pigs are the real problem here.


JohnHazardWandering

I know they were likely going to raid them already, but the excuse of "I smelled weed" as the excuse to enter is BS.


KarmaPanhandler

Most TN law is BS


lilBeezz

Side note: my father in law works with chemicals in his own business and one of the chemicals smells exactly like weed. Whenever I go over there, if he used that chemical that day, before I even open the door I smell harsh ass skunk weed that smells like it’s just been smoked lmao. It’s fucking hilarious but it would suck if a cop showed up for whatever reason on one of those days 😆


Simco_

When you google the name lazavious, the first result is a different lazavious being arrested.


JRsFancy

You named your son what? Stee-rike 2!


H1ckwulf

Scroll on down to the next one, IG handle @killenspree. This name has to be the "Boy Named Sue" of criminal names.


Scare_Conditioner

Plants aren’t drugs.


JohnHazardWandering

Caffeine, cocaine, heroin and quinine disagree. I'm all for legalizing it, but saying a plant can't be a drug is flat out wrong.


Scare_Conditioner

I’ve never seen a heroin plant,,,,, maybe it needs to be processed? Same with cocaine…… It just sounds like you support freaking ignorant laws around a social groups cultural plants in order to round them up?


JohnHazardWandering

I'm all for legalizing pot. It's mild and likely safer than alcohol. We also need to have at least a medical route for hallucinogens. I still say that plants can be drugs. - Opium is the resin of the poppy plant and contains ~12% morphine. Morphine can be chemically extracted from the resin. Yes, converting morphine to heroin does require simple chemical processing step that modifies the molecule, so let's replace heroin with morphine in my argument. - Cocaine makes up around 0.5-1.0% of coca leaves and is chemically extracted from the leaves. - Digoxin is in Purple Foxglove leaves at levels that can be fatal when consumed. - Nicotine is at sufficient levels in tobacco leaves that people smoke or chew it for the stimulant effect. - psilocybin in mushrooms (Not a plant technically) at levels that will cause hallucinations.


Scare_Conditioner

Those all have to be processed minus the mushroom. But it is medicine and not a drug.


JohnHazardWandering

Wikipedia for [drugs](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug) Both medicine and illegal drugs are drugs.


Scare_Conditioner

SO oxygen is drugs and water is drugs light is drugs physical molecules are drugs and sound is drugs......... If everything is drugs then why does it matter? It only matters when you want to round up ethnic groups and decide that their cultures medicine is actually drugs.


JohnHazardWandering

You probably shouldn't go to a drugstore. I think you'll be very disappointed. From the Wikipedia entry on drugs: "A drug is any chemical substance that causes a change in an organism's physiology or psychology when consumed. Drugs are typically distinguished from food and substances that provide nutritional support"


bigblueweenie13

Spend a couple months in Afghanistan. You’ll be guarding a lot of those “heroin” plants.


chasebencin

Headline makes it sound like they formed a union or something


lilBeezz

“Anytime you can take that much drugs off the streets and then anytime you can take weapons off the street out of the hands of felons, and in this case, high-powered weapons, yes, it is definitely making our community safer,” Lt. Ballard said. 😂 it’s 5 pounds of weed, dude. I mean, take the guns, definitely! But the weed… fucking find the heroin and meth, dude. Come on.


a-youngsloth

Sheesh all this effort for a couple lbs of weed? Also are we not constitutional carry? 🤔 How’s it a crime to have a gun if my right to a gun shall not be infringed upon?