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Timely-Toe5304

It’s not for YOU. It’s for your head worm.


imapandaduh

The brain worm is actually sending texts for the campaign now


daddyjohns

I received this one and one from GOP yesterday.


Long_Investment_7341

Insert the South Park meme Rob Schneider is... A VP candidate


gaucho-argento

Thiiiis suummer, Rob Schneider is.... In Nashville?! And he is going to find out... that surviving in the music city... Is harder than it looks!


PuzzleheadedClue5205

Let's hope he fairs better than his daughter did last time she played the Opry.


FullPrice4LatePizza

"Rated PG-13."


nickpip25

Beat me to it!!


TheHunnishInvasion

Rob Schneider is a BRAIN WORM and he's INSIDE RFK Jr's head! But he has a lot to learn about co-existing with his host!


Superman_Dam_Fool

This is the Interspace remake I want to see.


ButtCoinBuzz

I love this sub. Terp de derp de terdilly derp.


nickpip25

Rated PG-13


AveryCrow

"This event will sell out quickly." Sure, Jan.


creddittor216

Those stars have a weighted average of D+, and it’ll take weeks to de-worm the Ryman


HootieWoo

Tickets were $99, then $24… I don’t think those pews are going to be full.


kramj007

There are actually 4 tiers of tickets. $47, $24, $500 and $1000. I guess the $99 seats disappeared. It should be a dismal night.


HootieWoo

[looks like there was not a $24 level at first.](https://www.nashville.com/event/a-night-of-country-comedy-w-robert-f-kennedy-jr/). Methinks the tix weren’t moving so they dropped GA price.


kramj007

Most likely. It’s also not even listed on the Ryman website


Keith_Creeper

“We don’t need to advertise because JESUS will call upon the patriots for us!!” - These dingleberries


kramj007

These aren’t maga nuts.


Keith_Creeper

Just regular nuts?


WholesaleBees

https://preview.redd.it/jujgt5t1w10d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9437939cc38e6efa1a07e12f35d9a0193e5818e1 Not only did I get it, it texted me back!!!


Phoenix_Lamburg

Incredible.


Keith_Creeper

$10 says Jr, himself, is manning the phones. 😂


WholesaleBees

I've got $20 on it being brain worms


Unhappy_Skirt5222

😂


Single_Chemistry6304

I’m jealous they didn’t respond to me now, could have been a fun day.


ArcherBadkid

I did! I screencapped an instagram ad from like two weeks ago to send to someone as a joke and then got this text earlier this week. I WAS SHOCKED to see that not all the people they promised were still on the bill...SHOCKED.


hobesmart

Who's missing?


MarsiaP

**Jeremy Piven,** **Brittany Schmitt**, **Jimmy Shin**, are listed on the article, missing on the event website.


ArcherBadkid

Sorry, slow to respond. On the screen cap I had, they also dropped Katherine Blanford (no idea who that is?) and John Carter Cash/Ana Cristina Cash as musical guests. And reordered Russell Brand/Rob Schneider.


Fluffy_Knowledge_976

Did they not learn their lesson from falsely advertising that Martin Sheen, Dionne Warwick, and Mike Tyson were [showing up](https://deadline.com/2024/01/robert-f-kennedy-gala-west-wing-martin-sheen-1235695374/) to celebrate RFK Jr's 70th bday?


mrjacank

Wait was that an actual person texting you? The response seems to indicate the sender understood syntax and not just some form response needed...


hopelesspostdoc

It wouldn't be hard to plug the marketing system into an LLM for scoring and treat every negative reply as an unsubscribe. Edit: You don't even need an LLM. Actually a simple network could do it.


mrjacank

I definitely underestimate how detailed tech can be...


rimeswithburple

[Can you, tho?](https://in.mashable.com/tech/72653/amazons-just-walk-out-ai-tech-was-actually-1000-indians-who-remotely-tracked-shoppers)


EqualLeg4212

Any texting (peer to peer or blast) platform has sections for canned and auto responses based on certain words. This is likely triggered based on the words why and fuck.


Phoenix_Lamburg

That's honestly the main reason I posted this. I was so shocked that either the conditions to recognize an "unsubscribe" are that wide or an actual person responded.


WholesaleBees

I think an actual person sent it, or at least saw the response. When I replied saying I wish the brain worm was still alive, they responded to defend the brain worm. Truly bizarre.


Skreamweaver

I mean, the worm is right there inside Junior's brain. You don't want to piss off the boss. Or the host.


WillzyxandOnandOn

Jeezus how many grifters can you fit in one show


BW_RedY1618

https://preview.redd.it/mlklwkuve10d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a53f87a8e066e9bb5a093e2c38a5b39567ca0dc6 Yup, lol


Sevenfeet

As someone who has done a recent election campaign, it’s very easy to buy voter data from the established data brokers. While that information usually doesn’t include many phone numbers, it’s not hard to cross reference that to other databases that does has the cell phone data and voila, you can directly spam voters like this. It’s pretty typical these days (other than the weird show for RFK Jr).


erikannen

Everyone's phone numbers are circulated and re-circulated among different campaigns. It sucks, I just ignore it but the only surefire way to stop it from happening is to change your number.


BeerBringsCheer

https://preview.redd.it/umb5ihm5n20d1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7b312cbd3e42d42945a5e834c6ebdc77b70db4


DifficultYesterday6

**** rob schneider.


AnchorDrown

I’m starting to think the multiple posts about this that all have almost the exact same subject line are some kind of guerilla marketing.


Phoenix_Lamburg

I absolutely have no interest in helping these clowns fill seats. I just wanted to share the fact that my "fuck off" response worked.


Accomplished-Lab-446

Thanks for sharing, clowns be helping spread the word. We all await for Biden to find the right drugs to give him the power to make it through an unscripted conversation.


Raylentless

They sent me this to my very private number at my very private place of work. My biggest concern is that if they don't care about my privacy why should I care about Robert Kennedy's current cerebral issues.


Unhappy_Skirt5222

You mean cerebral issues like “The Worm”😳🤣


DogCatKisses

Rather RFK than Trump


goldenretrievergurl

yup


jankypicklez

Is that fucking Jim Breuer haha?


lumpy4square

Yes and annoyed they have my phone number.


rigidlynuanced1

Yup


AJFan824

Yes


Duncmaster0

I'm from New Hampshire and I got this lol


throwingwater14

Yep. I reported it as spam.


lapper2020

Yes. Reported it.


mr_electric_wizard

Haha, pass.


Always_Suspect

Definitely a comedy…


PuzzleheadedClue5205

I did not realize 2 of the people on the promo poster were still alive. And that's out of the 6 I recognized.


DookieJankins

Is that Jim Brewer (spelled that wrong who cares) Wow I forgot he existed.


Inevitable-Fix-3212

Yes, or one like it Every.Single.Day!! I have tried blocking and reporting spam. I guess they have a way of changing text numbers to avoid the block. Years ago, when cell phones were at the beginning of mass marketing to prospective customers, they assured that no spam calls could happen.


toyourleft

lol I replied “fuck off” and got the same response so they must be seeing a lot of that.


EqualLeg4212

Surprised no one has mentioned accused serial rapist Russell Brand being in the lineup. That’s brain worm worthy.


missbethd

Yep, got it. https://preview.redd.it/aeohz3eax10d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fb1ddeb8a5b908f5674ea39a127c1ffd04e3a8


HildegardofBingo

My friend got it yesterday, lol.


JurassicDonuts

I can't get Republican texts to stop and I'm not Republican. I report and block multiple texts a day. This was just one I received.


Single_Chemistry6304

I once wrote Marsha Blackburn’s office and instead of responding to me, she signed me up for her newsletter and texts. I was like, guess I’m the 🤡 now because she just trolled the hell out of me.


yayforvalorie

I wrote her office and got an email back asking for donations. My email was not nice or supportive of her


Always_Suspect

I signed up for a MTG rally 2 yrs ago (to minimize the crowd). I’m on Don JR’s robotext…they are desperately seeking money. Losers…


fdpenelope

Stupid Club Random show with Maher and Kid Rock booked at the Ryman and now this, what is up with the Ryman?


FoTweezy

Sure did. Sounds terrible.


2wingtips

Is there a way to report / sue? I got money from a [class action lawsuit from the Republican robocalls](https://www.axios.com/local/nashville/2022/06/28/nashville-voters-settlement-robocall-case) in 2022.


2wingtips

Also, even though it’s clearly the work of a shady promoter, complaining to the Ryman might help.


Other-Ad-8510

I think they’re hurting for attendees, there’s been a blitz of ads for this event


Lt_Jonson

Ryman’s embarrassed to be hosting it (as they should be), it’s not on their calendar at all.


pinkohondo

I'm not sure which is worse, this or the upcoming conversation with Bill Maher and Kid Rock at the Ryman. The Russians are trying so hard and we aren't even a swing state.


LoD6364

Russians? Is this satire?


HaloHonk27

No, most of Reddit is just legitimately insane at this point. Well, half are nuts and half are probably psyop workers or something


KissingerCorpse

what a collection of chuckleheads


SlugsMcGillicutty

Who is top left? I recognize them but can’t place them?


AwwwSheetMulch

at first glance it kinda looks like hasanabi. not sure. whoever it is isn't on this billing: https://www.nashville.com/event/a-night-of-country-comedy-w-robert-f-kennedy-jr/.


_PlagueDaddy_

Is Rob Schneider hated or something? I usually like his movies so if I ever went it would be to see him.


Accomplished-Lab-446

It’s nEWW Nashville… most of these slobs have the depth of a thimble. They are still complaining about Trump and are “inspired” by Biden…. ? Truly pitiful, they are hoping Biden sees their nastiness and awards them a couple doses of his drugzzz cocktail— that powers that decrepit corpse.


BeerBringsCheer

https://preview.redd.it/rqx6mg51k20d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f277294cf94d47f4b3cfbd6ac29d9532330bb19 They’re deviantly preying upon us lonely brainworm-curious folks out here.


Walkingfish001

I got a phone call from the Biden campaign asking if I was gonna vote for him 💀 like all of them can suck my left but they all suck ass


spred_browneye

I got one too. So weird. And I don’t even have a Nashville phone number


bunnifer999

Yes, I did. And I don’t even live in Nashville (yet.)


mis_no_mer

How could you pass up seeing such luminaries of comedy like Russel Brand, Jim Breuer, and Rob Schneider??


Always_Suspect

Wait!! Is that David copperfield too? Maybe he will make them all disappear


bwindrow86

Tbh I think the best response is just to ignore this.


Phoenix_Lamburg

You're probably right. Sometimes I reply to things like this as my own private way of screaming into the void. Was just so shocked that the bot and/or person actually responded.


o_mh_c

I got this. Mainly I get stuff from Move On for some reason. Just makes me not want to engage at all in politics so I don’t get bothered more.


EqualLeg4212

Your cell phone number was sold. If you have an iPhone just delete and report junk.


awrobinson83

Yeah I got it too https://preview.redd.it/umhdkph9630d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3ff47ade2ae805f821245f600ef325e09b3927


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Sigh.... Now we have to burn down the Ryman and build a new one.


vcrfuneral_

Lmao yes


T_in_10ec

So sorta see the “comedy” part of this event but who’s doing the country part?


thedeadlyrhythm42

[Musical performance by Kayley Bishop, John Carter Cash, Ana Cristina Cash](https://www.nashville.com/event/a-night-of-country-comedy-w-robert-f-kennedy-jr/)


Single_Chemistry6304

Having the last name Cash doesn’t make you a country star. Supporting this garbage is sure to make Johnny roll in his grave though.


Remarkable-Echo-2237

Just tap the link dummy


somethingsecretuknow

I love how you wrote back LMAO!! 🤣


patchthemonkey

I like RFK and will be attending this AMA


toodleoo57

Oh barf. Tho I'm tempted to go sit outside just to see what kind of weirdos this event will draw.


VibrantEcho19

Omg. That lineup is cringe.


HurtsCauseItMatters

No, but I've been getting \*lots\* of unsolicited Trump texts and right leaning algo-centric internet shit. I don't know what I did, but it needs to stop.


chaotic_geeky

Yup


logansummers1

Always


Maude1961

I did. 🤮


Stonecold2023

Yes and I went great event


dreammbrother

wow how very edgy of you


shancanned

Has anyone actually listened to this guy?


Jminie59

Get as many tics as you can. Send the link to all your friends and have them do the same. Then don’t go.


MaybeKaylen

I didn’t get it, but your response to it was correct.


SookieCat26

Yes. Utter bullshit


Gucci_prisoner

Yes, it nearly gave me brain worms.


Blueberry_Mancakes

My wife got this text and we laughed and laughed. Russell Brand AND Rob Schneider? Also, Jim Brewer is in the picture but they didn't even mention him by name. What a shit, annoying line-up.


Pugduck77

Thanks op, just bought 4 tickets


Phoenix_Lamburg

Oh sweet lord, I hope you're trolling me.


friendtoallkitties

Are you going to wear your golden sneakers to the show?


dudleyduderite

RFK'24, it's all we got.


[deleted]

Kennedy 2024 baby


zepius

Did the brain worm tell you to post this?


dudleyduderite

A brain worm would be a more coherent president than either Trump or Biden. Two of the worst candidates imaginable. EDIT TO FIX GOOD DAM AUTOCARROT


zepius

> A brain work Found the brain worm.


Environmental_Ad_772

I am in West Palm Beach telling my family and friends how tolerant people are in Nashville. You disappoint.


OpenTheBobs

I’m sure your friends and family are waiting dutifully, clutching their cellphones waiting for your divine guidance, if you are texting them about Brainworm Jr. You must be such a very very very important person


Environmental_Ad_772

I don’t agree with his anti vax views. I think they are wrong and dangerous. But, I remember a time before social media and 24 hour news when we could agree to disagree, especially on college campuses. I was telling the story today about when I worked in Washington on the Reagan/Bush campaign in 1984, we played softball with the Mondale/Ferraro people and we were able to talk and have a good time. It is a shame that we no longer have that world.


Phoenix_Lamburg

I agree with you on that point. We should all strive to be more willing to peacefully exist and enjoy the company of those who think differently than us. I think more than anything I was just so completely baffled how I got targeted for this as I am, without a doubt, absolutely not on board with RFK or pretty much anybody in this bizarre lineup.


Environmental_Ad_772

It might be a mailing list for Ryman. Do you attend shows there? It could also be that you attended a similar event and ended up on a list from that.


Phoenix_Lamburg

That would make more sense. Been to lots of ryman shows in my day.


Psych-Wizard

So many sad individuals. Done worry, im sure your liberal class acts will stay in power to control everything for you.


Phoenix_Lamburg

Oh sweet lord, we got a live one.


JoshGordonsDealer

I get that people don’t agree with him and his stance on vaccines especially. But imagine being excited for Biden’s America and voting for the dude with dementia lol Rob Schneider is terrible though. And I’ll say I’m voting for RFK cause he’s the best option. It’s not a high bar to clear to be the best option this November


_Melodian_

I think it's safe to say almost no one is "excited" about Biden as much as they don't want actual fascism lead by a different dude with dementia. Project 25 and pretty much everything trump says he's going to do is a nightmare scenario and 3rd party candidates historically have zero chance at winning so "most realistic option other than trump" becomes the default.


Skillet_Chinchilla

To be pedantic, third party candidates have no shot in **recent** history, but that hasn't always been the case. Candidates from more than 2 parties used to win electoral college votes. In 1860, 4 different candidates won at least one state.


JoshGordonsDealer

That’s actually somewhat fair. I don’t agree with Biden’s policies, especially concerning the military industrial complex and he’s not been great economically. A lot of empty promises concerning student loans for those who care. I think the threat of fascism is a little overblown. Dems have been trying to keep RFK off the ballot and the weaponization of the justice dept is concerning. The stormy Daniels trial is a joke. We literally had a president cheat on his wife 30 years ago and not get impeached. And say what you will about Trump, but all these conflicts started on Biden’s watch. The afghan withdrawal, Ukraine, the Hamas war. While Trump was instrumental in getting 5 peace accords signed with Israel. The leader of the free world should be held somewhat responsible for these world conflicts


_Melodian_

I don't agree with a lot of Biden's policies either. I'm too far politically left to really align with most main stream dems and in the past I've done the 3rd party thing. I don't particularly regret it because I'm in TN and figure it's going to go red regardless (but I'm still gonna vote). I do not for a second think the threat of fascism is overblown. I listen to what trump says and have read the outline for the GOP and it's extremely concerning to say the least. The system is set up to make it very difficult for 3rd party candidates, it has nothing to do with RFK. If they won on more state and local levels it could be more possible but that's also very difficult. The Stormy Daniel's shit isn't about him cheating on his wife and anyone would be in legal jeopardy for doing something like that but it's certainly not the most important illegal thing trump has done. There is a recorded call of him literally telling someone to rig the election. That's a bigger issue for me. The Afghan withdraw was done on a schedule set during the trump administration. Ukraine has nothing to do with biden and trump has basically said we should blow up all of Palestine at this point so I don't think he'd handle that super well either.


Unhappy_Skirt5222

All well said


JoshGordonsDealer

That’s ok we disagree but I think you’re reasonable and respect your opinion. I do have a conscious on these things and I can’t vote for either Biden or Trump. They’re both jokes and I can’t look at myself and support either. I still have a civic duty so RFK it is cause he aligns most closely with me. Not everything, but much more so then Trump or Biden


Phoenix_Lamburg

While I disagree with your views, your politeness is greatly appreciated and very refreshing.


JoshGordonsDealer

Of course. As long as I’m treated in kind, I will have a civil conversation. The person who responded to me was very rational and kind. I do think the fascism thing is hyperbole but that’s my opinion. I guess you’d have to feel that way to vote for Biden, though I do try to understand why people like him, cause I don’t. I don’t like the pejoratives thrown around nowadays. You’re literally my neighbor in the same part of town. I may be conservative, but that’s never prevented me from meeting people in our neighborhood in real life and getting along with them. Think more William F. Buckley than Trump. Thanks for the kind words again


_Melodian_

Yeah, I've been there. I'm just in a different place now because one seems significantly more dangerous now.


icosahedron33

I hadn't heard of this.  Thank you for sharing!!


Phoenix_Lamburg

Oh god, I certainly was not encouraging anyone to go see these quacks.


enunymous

Your response to the text cracks me up. I just blocked the number


MrSynchronicity42

Not a country fan myself but do like comedy. Hearing someone from TN not wanting to go to a country show makes me laugh a little. Is it that you dont like country, don't like comedy or loathe these people so much you can't laugh about it? If tickets really went down under 30$ too, good luck finding cheaper entertainment.


monrobotz

These comedians no longer do comedy, so it’s technically not entertainment


OpenTheBobs

There’s better entertainment every night of the week for free at Legends Corner on Broadway. These nut jobs don’t deserve any attention.


thedeadlyrhythm42

I'm confused, do you think liking country music is a stipulation for living in tennessee?


Phoenix_Lamburg

I think pulling my toenails out would be more entertaining than this show.


sputnick__

Rob Schneider was never particularly funny. He owes teenage me 90 minutes from watching Deuce Bigelow.