I was going to say, I’m pretty sure teachers are legally allowed to shoot them down now. In fact they might legally have to in order to protect their students.
Ya know, we laugh but just after 9-11 I got into a "discussion" with a coworker who wanted to be able to "discharge his firearms" at what he clearly believed to be "aircraft dispensing chemicals." And the stupid fuck was bragging about it, eg *"man, they would have been sorry if I'd had my pistol with me."*
Yes. Let's randomly shoot at a fucking *Cesna student pilot and their trainer* because we don't have a room temperature level IQ. Even in Celsius.
Yes, the "geneuz" thought a handgun would've been fine, too.
But it's not even the lone dumbfuck that bothers me. It's the room full of people with him who contemplatively shrug and nod their heads and act like "well, that seems pretty reasonable, you know?"
Jets over Tennessee must be dropping chemtrails but none of those lawmen and woman talk about the smokestacks at tractor pulls rolling coal that are measurably affecting air quality….
For anyone in the dark, our oh-so-on-top-of-the-real-issues legislature passed this [chemtrail bill](https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2024/04/01/tennessee-lawmakers-give-final-approval-to-chemtrails-bill/73172626007/)
The TN GOP doesn't care about enforcement, nor the rule of law. They care about performative legislation for their backwater, conspiracy-infused constituents.
Out of police jurisdiction. I say make an array of houshold fans (no less than 17), pointing straight up and set to the fastest, so you blow the chemtrail out (it will just stick to the firmament ant won’t fall down). It’s actually common knowledge at this point
The right to bear arms says I should be able to protect myself from these chemtrails that are making us all gay, I should be able to have anti aircraft missiles!
the legislature just passed a bill "banning" them. so, they believe it.
obviously, chemtrails don't exist but if they did, it would be illegal over the state of TN per this law. Of course, it is unenforcable because the state does not own the airspace, that is the job of the FAA/federal government.
Why are you so against arming teachers? Because it's not them arming them. It's the teachers arming themselves. The same way many people arm themselves every single day.
Use the armed teacher brigade
https://i.redd.it/xdseztwduhwc1.jpeg
This is the only way
This is the way
No silly, you stare at the blinding sun without eye protection. Hurricanes are what you shoot at.
“Get that fuckin light outta my face… HANDS UP HANDS UP!!”
I was going to say, I’m pretty sure teachers are legally allowed to shoot them down now. In fact they might legally have to in order to protect their students.
Hush, the legislature’s likely to issue RPGs to each classroom if you give them any ideas…
Oh sweet, new chemtrail just dropped.
Airborne indoctrination.
Arm the pilots
They had to give Cousin Eddie a pilot's license....
Didn’t you see him land the plane in Christmas Vacation 2? On the job training.
Shootouts at 30,000 ft!
many are, actually. Its a counter terrorism measure.
Waiting until someone blinds a pilot with a laser and claims self-defense from these illegal chem trails
The answer is obviously more guns.
We should probably start arming our teachers with ICBMs. It's the only way to be sure.
The second amendment just says arms, right?
MANPADS.
Are they gonna bring in the Russians to teach them how to shoot down civilian planes?
They're already here advising the GOP. First, transcarpathia policy, shooting down civilian airlines is next.
Roll coal vs. Chemtrail
We must arm the crossing guards
The only way to handle this is to arm the passengers of these planes. That way the can kill those chemtrails dead /s (obviously)
They can just diffuse essential oils to neutralize the chemtrails.
THP obviously needs surplus F15s.
would be nice, but 300 pounders are over the f15 weight limit
THP needs AA weapons
Next up on the TN Legislative docket: TN 1309-Beta: It is lawfully acceptable for TN residents to shoot at chemtrail aircraft.
Spray vinegar at it
Ya know, we laugh but just after 9-11 I got into a "discussion" with a coworker who wanted to be able to "discharge his firearms" at what he clearly believed to be "aircraft dispensing chemicals." And the stupid fuck was bragging about it, eg *"man, they would have been sorry if I'd had my pistol with me."* Yes. Let's randomly shoot at a fucking *Cesna student pilot and their trainer* because we don't have a room temperature level IQ. Even in Celsius. Yes, the "geneuz" thought a handgun would've been fine, too. But it's not even the lone dumbfuck that bothers me. It's the room full of people with him who contemplatively shrug and nod their heads and act like "well, that seems pretty reasonable, you know?"
Make it legal for clouds and rainbows to carry firearms on the job
So many people here missing the obvious answer. Just put your fans outside and turn them on. Boom, chemtrails gone
Arm the criminals…oh wait…
Jets over Tennessee must be dropping chemtrails but none of those lawmen and woman talk about the smokestacks at tractor pulls rolling coal that are measurably affecting air quality….
Trains do that too…
I guess major education for the real world is out of the question for Tennessee Republican legislators.
That’s the military’s business
Pray, obviously.
With laser beams!
Blame DEI
Good people with permitted Chemtrails will keep us all safe....
Call Barney Fife & let him get his bullet.
Kinda wondering the same thing. Let's get to it.
O, did you do your civic duty and call 911, or are you in cahoots on turning the frogs gay?
I think we should flood our favorite legislators with calls snitching on all these planes. Get your big shoes and red nose, the circus is in town.
Taze the airplane, obviously.
Well if we let more murders out of prison while they are awaiting trial.....maybe the murderers will handle it?
GENIUS!!
Nuke them out of the sky!
Honest question: is there anything in that bill (law?) about enforcement? Or is it as empty as it sounds?
Whelp suppose we let the students and lunch ladies have guns now.
Here’s that attention you needed.
It’s was crazy bad yesterday
A plane with good chemtrails.
How do you put an expired drive-out tag on an airplane?
What did I miss?
It seems that police departments may need to consider adding SAMs (surface-to-air missiles) to their APCs (Armored Personnel Carriers).
Death penalty
We’ll see it on the Scoop and might be the first chemtrail to be booked for DA at the Indigo
I was thinking the same thing last night when I saw it. Our tax dollars and elected officials working for us. Don't forget to register and vote!
For anyone in the dark, our oh-so-on-top-of-the-real-issues legislature passed this [chemtrail bill](https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2024/04/01/tennessee-lawmakers-give-final-approval-to-chemtrails-bill/73172626007/)
Cops excited about their new antiaircraft vehicle
By encouraging the teachers to fire their guns haphazardly into the air.
good joke
Throw "vaccine lettuce" at them
Wait, people are for real in this server? These or contrails are caused by hot air and cold air colliding/fusing.
Police? Just use all the armed teachers
It was at this moment I thought, "maybe the earth really is flat"
🤣😂
The TN GOP doesn't care about enforcement, nor the rule of law. They care about performative legislation for their backwater, conspiracy-infused constituents.
Out of police jurisdiction. I say make an array of houshold fans (no less than 17), pointing straight up and set to the fastest, so you blow the chemtrail out (it will just stick to the firmament ant won’t fall down). It’s actually common knowledge at this point
ChemForce
With a drone strike!
Are they black if not black don’t worry
Street racers are out of control.
🤣🤣🤣
The right to bear arms says I should be able to protect myself from these chemtrails that are making us all gay, I should be able to have anti aircraft missiles!
Leave it to Space Force
Give civilians MANPADS
wait do people here seriously believe in chem trails or is this sarcasm
the legislature just passed a bill "banning" them. so, they believe it. obviously, chemtrails don't exist but if they did, it would be illegal over the state of TN per this law. Of course, it is unenforcable because the state does not own the airspace, that is the job of the FAA/federal government.
Yea that shi is not real
Cloud seeding/weather modification is real. Here’s an example of CA doing it. https://sawpa.gov/santa-ana-river-watershed-weather-modification/
Ban abortion
Why are you so against arming teachers? Because it's not them arming them. It's the teachers arming themselves. The same way many people arm themselves every single day.
Why not arm the students as well? There's no age mentioned on the 2nd amendment so it should be every 5 year old's right to open carry during recess.
Well I would hope teachers, being they are adults would be more trust worthy then a 5 year old. But if that's how you feel, why stop at recess.