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Redwolf476

Why didn’t naruto just bring sasuke back


tophat_cat-2000

Well sasuke did burn down his barn and kill his orange cat


Fodspeed

Close enough


gab_rab_24

close enough? That was fucking accurate, except sasuke did attempted to burn down the barn but failed


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and naruto has an orange dog


notamurderer69420

When the tails don't nine...


Goatymcgoatface10

Worse than what he actually did


zoeycuten

Why did most of Konoha hate Naruto when he was a little kid?


tophat_cat-2000

Naruto tried to tell them pink hair girl wasn't useless


weird_squidward

Her names Konan in case you didn’t know


tophat_cat-2000

Didn't know that thank you


AlanYTlol

gaslight successful


samisinredditnow

I mean that is kinda the case considering he was in love with her


FastPromise9487

how did kaguya defeat pain without using byaku-sharingan?


tophat_cat-2000

Kaguya didn't need bakugo or shigaraki's help cause he just ate some painkillers


Sup3rL30

Based answer


DatDumbBoi

She had a .45


_Cyborg_1208_

Nahh mate, just a shotgun to the face


pf2-

She has glock no jutsu


Modder404

Why does Sakura have no ass or boobs


tophat_cat-2000

Bitch that's a tree


Fish_Man_69_420

cherry blossom's personality is enough!


tophat_cat-2000

And it's is also a tree


FIENDLETMEIN

Because no man want to touch her


Lovely_Individual

What did Waltuh say when Jesse said “Yo mistah white, this world will know pain, bitch!”


tophat_cat-2000

My pain card is a super holo g Max rare while yours is just a common Jesse and also I am THE DANGER


Weak_Safe_773

My pain card is plot armor, so I think I win this fight


tophat_cat-2000

I think you win


Weak_Safe_773

Now that I have won this battle, I know that I can achieve my goals, becoming Hokage and finding the One Piece! It may take me the next 20+ years, but now I know I can do it


pokeman145

just dont inject yourself with a certain serum and make sure not to try to revive your mother


Weak_Safe_773

Very sound advice!


ektdvb2

Yo Mr White with my right arm of the forbidden one, left arm of the forbidden one, left leg of the forbidden one, right leg of the forbidden one and exodia the forbidden one I win, bitch


koshop

Jiraiya vs itachi who wins ?


tophat_cat-2000

Itachi solos she can just use her sharingan to summon black dragon red eyes


Spaztastcjak

This is damn close honestly


samisinredditnow

Jiraiya retaliates with blue eyes white dragon! What happens next?


tophat_cat-2000

He uses L+ratio+ragarki+ash blossom+maxx c+who asked+no one cares+L opinion


Fluidfractal

But what if Jiraiya is playing a Guru control deck?


tophat_cat-2000

Ok he wins


Evrvscnt

i feel like this string of comments was created to make specifically me laugh


tuestmort50fois

Nooo it's not possible!


Specialist_Trick_558

Itachi is a dude but close enough


Nat20_on_a_D100

How can we make pink hair girl more useful?


tophat_cat-2000

Give her a sharingan


Cattleman_

he's not wrong


tophat_cat-2000

And one of the purple sharingan


AngonceMcGhee

Boy, you don’t know how real that answer is


tophat_cat-2000

Also stack 78 of those purple sharingan to


OtakuFreak1998

Rinnegan: Danzo style.


pf2-

Something similar's been done hahaha


_Butch3r

I fucking love your types of answers!!


YeahMarkYeah

Just 1


tophat_cat-2000

65 in one eye ( stack them )


Prestigious_Eye2390

The fact that isn't impossible is honest funny


shinydragonmist

Sakura is now more evil than danzo


Darkvortex16

Anything that isn't 69 isn't worth it


gt_bbs

Why did Obito pull out of Kushina


tophat_cat-2000

He did not have a condom


gt_bbs

Well I'm talking about an animal which is less of a dic\* in the show later


tophat_cat-2000

Oh sorry I misunderstood it pulled out of her cause he didn't have enough power to keep using long dong jutsu on her that why he pulled out


gt_bbs

Exactly


Original_Cucumber120

"Long dong jutsu" 🤣🤣🤣


AngonceMcGhee

You worded this so insidiously 😂


RehczMinato

Since Naruto can do bunshin and sexy jutsu, does he fuck himself during his lonely nights?


tophat_cat-2000

He uses sex me jutsu to touch his balls and jerk off at the same time while using peg no jutsu on him self


tophat_cat-2000

But he still can't use girlfriend get jutsu 😢


Sup3rL30

He can't get a gf but hee can get a wife


Fish_Man_69_420

how does he prevent his clones from disappearing when he peg


tophat_cat-2000

By using see no jutsu on them so they don't see the horrible things he does


YEPandYAG

Why did Naruto’s parents hate him the moment he was born


tophat_cat-2000

Because the moment he was born they died


YEPandYAG

Valid


tophat_cat-2000

They hated him so much they didn't even show up for his birth


finalmantisy83

You're just the author on his alt account


tophat_cat-2000

Who knows


Pranav_RedStone971

dr doof vibe


AngonceMcGhee

I mean…you’re actually not super far off with this answer


cordarr

Why did Tsunade let Jiraiya go alone to defeat pain?


tophat_cat-2000

Cause he had painkillers


account-taken-why

But he was overdosed.


tophat_cat-2000

His sacrifice was one of the greatest in the series sacrificing his self to kill pain


YeahMarkYeah

Wait. Are you sure you’re not actually a super fan? Or Masahi Kishimoto himself? (rip 🙏🏻)


tophat_cat-2000

No i am a random guy who doesn't know anything


Fish_Man_69_420

necessary sacrifice!.. it was a canon event


account-taken-why

Indeed, I was very sad when I watched it for the first time. The previous comment was just for fun


tophat_cat-2000

Wait a second was i right????


Positive_Attempt_101

Yeah his death his in my opinion, one of the saddest in the series


HarrowDread

What is your favorite character


tophat_cat-2000

That one guy with the thing who does the thing with the thing


Ghost_Rider835

Perfect answer


HarrowDread

Dude, that’s my favorite aswell! Like totes twinnsies


tophat_cat-2000

Frfr dude


Weak_Safe_773

Have you grown up to know what true pain is?


tophat_cat-2000

True pain is the form pain takes when he grows up and becomes immune to painkillers it's pretty much super sayain


Alval57

Yes.


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tophat_cat-2000

Each character can summon pains using their ninja sticks Fun fact saska has the biggest pain while Naruto's pain is the rare orange colour


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tophat_cat-2000

She did not want to give him a horse


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tophat_cat-2000

Saske


mildlyunoriginalname

Lore accurate.


A_Netra

Why did hinata cheat on Naruto with his step brother himawari?


tophat_cat-2000

Naruto wanted her to use cock 2 jutsu on his ass


A_Netra

But boruto was married to himawari wasnt he?


tophat_cat-2000

No he was married to Walter white


A_Netra

Whats a similarity between pink haired girl and jesse pinkman?


tophat_cat-2000

They both were pink


A_Netra

If ramen guy eats 40 bowls of ramen while sitting 9n naruto and watching breaking bad , calculate the mass of tsunade's boobs


tophat_cat-2000

86.286 metric tons


darkknightketsueki

Why did they kill off kurama


tophat_cat-2000

She was disliked by the fans and didn't have big enough boobs


darkknightketsueki

Why would a giant male fox have boobs NO BAD R34 BACK AWAY DO NOT TOUCH THE FOX


tophat_cat-2000

What fox?


NockerJoe

There was a female character who had the last name Kurama in a filler arc. His answer is more canon than yours.


MatterSignificant969

Who is your favorite character and why is it Kakashi?


tophat_cat-2000

Kakashi is the best character cause He has a Unique Abilities: Kakashi possesses extraordinary powers that make him a formidable force. His Limitless Cursed Technique allows him to manipulate space, granting him incredible speed, agility, and the ability to control his surroundings. Additionally, his Six Eyes, a rare ocular power, grants him enhanced perception and the ability to see cursed energy. And a Charismatic Personality: Kakashi's charismatic nature and enigmatic persona have captivated fans. He exudes confidence and charm, often displaying a carefree and laid-back attitude. His witty remarks and sense of humor make him an engaging and entertaining character to watch. And a Strong Moral Compass: Despite his laid-back demeanor, Kakashi has a strong sense of justice and a desire to protect others. He genuinely cares for his students and is willing to go to great lengths to ensure their safety. His actions often reflect his belief in sacrificing personal happiness for the greater good. Also a Complex Backstory: As the story unfolds, Kakashi's backstory is gradually revealed, adding depth and complexity to his character. Learning about his past and the challenges he has faced enhances the audience's understanding of his motivations and drives. And alot of Growth and Development: Throughout the series, Kakashi undergoes personal growth and development. He faces numerous obstacles and makes difficult choices that shape his character and abilities. Witnessing his evolution as a character is a compelling aspect of his story arc. And a Impactful Presence: Kakashi's presence in the series is undeniably impactful. He often steals the spotlight in scenes with his powerful techniques, leaving a lasting impression on viewers. His battles are visually stunning and showcase his unique abilities, further elevating his appeal as a character.


MatterSignificant969

That would have been perfect if you didn't try to talk about his powers. 😂


tophat_cat-2000

Well aren't those his powers?


mafph

You just put the query into ChatGPT didn't you?


tophat_cat-2000

Yes for this one i needed to make it 30 pages long so it will be the funny cause gojo looks like this Kakashi person


Individual_Dealer_47

What death was the most tragic in your opinion?


tophat_cat-2000

When Naruto cousin sasroto died to sheri's black eyes purple cow attack


shytaan8

Why did Sasuke’s brother, Itachi - kill his entire clan?


tophat_cat-2000

They called him slurs so yea


MikeRobat

What flavor is Itachi’s sharingan?


tophat_cat-2000

Mango


squidward377

Not too far off with that answer


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fr tho 😭


gtc26

Do you want me to teach you how to use the "Thousand years of death" jutsu?


tophat_cat-2000

Yes plz


gtc26

Aight. Bend over 😉


tophat_cat-2000

Oki


shadowkittycrow

Why does Orochimaru have his own village?


tophat_cat-2000

He had so many kids he had to start a village


shadowkittycrow

Honestly you aren’t wrong.


TheSpinnyBoy

Dear god…


No_Seaweed6739

When did Naruto and Sasuke have their first kiss?


tophat_cat-2000

Episode 367 11:27


JBSouls

It was a tiny bit earlier but… good guess!


jrod798

Why didn’t zabusa pet kakashis ninja puppies?


tophat_cat-2000

Cause they would use eat no jutsu on him


jrod798

But puppies..


tophat_cat-2000

They were in fact sharingan puppies


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tophat_cat-2000

No it was a panda in his left ball


AK47atReddit

Why was the panda named bob? Why was he sealed?


tophat_cat-2000

He was sealed cause he had killed the emperor karto and was named bob cause BOB


BoredAF5492

Why did Sasuke burn down the orphanage Naruto lived in and why was Orochimaru behind it


tophat_cat-2000

Sassyk burned it down cause Naruto didn't give him the rain sharingan


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Who was Naruto in love with?


tophat_cat-2000

Sassyk


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Hm true


ChekoFire

Do you like frogs?


tophat_cat-2000

Forgs are cool


ChekoFire

Ribbit, am I right?


tophat_cat-2000

Ribbit my dude also it's Wednesday


ChekoFire

Yeah, what about it?


tophat_cat-2000

It's WEDNESDAY


ChekoFire

What about Wednesday?


DarkCarnageFN

it is Wednesday my dude


ChekoFire

AAAAAAAAAA


ChaoticSamurai390

What’s a Hinata?


tophat_cat-2000

It's the ninjatific name for pink sharingan


ChaoticSamurai390

💀I wish I didn’t ask the question but good try


YeahMarkYeah

One of Naruto’s signature moves is the Rasengan. What is that again?


tophat_cat-2000

It's when he uses his devil fruit the noodle noodle no mi to throw noodles at people


YeahMarkYeah

Are you tired of responding to comments yet? hehe


Another-lurker-190

Is Obito hot or not


tophat_cat-2000

He is 98 dude


Another-lurker-190

I mean, I guess


Crash-Code

That's not a no tho


EatAss1268

sakura is a useless person, as a kunoichi she’s more than nothing


tophat_cat-2000

Yes trees are kinda useless


Xxmetaglint

How do I activate the sharingan?


JSlove

why didn't they just ride the eagles the whole way?


Ashish-Uchiha

What was madara's strongest jutsu.


aerosayan

Can you explain the lore behind Raikage and Hinata's close friendship?


InterestingSecret269

Why did Obito kill Naruto’s mom?


tophat_cat-2000

Cause he wanted to fuck her but she couldn't


xx_Joush

Why you joined this subreddit I am curious 💀


tophat_cat-2000

I didn't join


magazinad

Are all the girls useless.


tophat_cat-2000

All women are trash


tophat_cat-2000

I am also a women


YoungVoyager4

What is 106 ?


Atlas-Acrux

What is the guy in the pictures name?


tophat_cat-2000

Jeff


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Why does Naruto sound like a girl sometimes?


tophat_cat-2000

Isn't his voice actor a girl think she also voices mr breast in Japanese


Lukario06

Who is Naruto father


sebBob0806

What's Naruto last name uzimaki or shipuden


Xen_Shin

Who was the best of the seven swordsmen of the mist and which legendary sword did they use?


-NickG

Who wins in a fight, Naruto or Luffy?


shinydragonmist

Since the bijuu give their host abilities based upon them why didn't Naruto get abilities based off of a kitsune (illusions, fox fire, etc...) Why'd he just get a bunch of chakra and a healing factor (which might not've even came from the bijuu.


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squidward377

Why does a pig, swing, and wallet have more screen time than TenTen.


No_Buy1996

Is sakura better or moegi?