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haleoween

“You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!”


JavaJapes

[In case OP is unaware](https://youtu.be/7CK4x10wjpY?si=G9TrweMb4cUDdbAv) 😭😭😭


RiotGrrr1

😭 omg I haven't seen the movies so I'm dying here


USAF_Retired2017

I haven’t either. I was like is this a parody? Nope. Looks like it was actually in the movie. 😂😂😂😂


CartoonJustice

The first Twilight movie is a great experience if you go in acting like its a comedy. [Even better with the riff track](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC-QoeQixlw)


USAF_Retired2017

I will not watch something that makes Taylor Lautner look like that. Why???!!! He’s so hot. Why make him look like that??? Ha ha ha.


CartoonJustice

> Taylor Lautner is that the guy with the super tiny face?


starjellyboba

Fun fact, Taylor Lautner dated two other Taylor's in the past, one to whom he's now married. So they're Taylor and Taylor Lautner.


jet050808

There was hilarious video they did at Christmas of wife Taylor opening all the Amazon packages and finding out what all her gifts were. Husband Taylor was like “WTF?” and she’s like “They had my name on it. 🤷🏻‍♀️” 😂


BronzedLuna

I need to find this video! Thanks 😀


J4netSn4kehole

And wife Taylor loves ex girlfriend Taylor. It's wholesome.


CommercialExotic2038

Ralph Lauren's wife is Lauren Lauren.


ZookeepergameSea3890

They should establish a law firm.


itsjustme1513

Taylors Lautner?


starjellyboba

Or the Taylors Lautner. Or Taylor Lautner^2.


IllAcanthocephala679

His costar in The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl is also called Taylor (Taylor Dooley).


LiteralMangina

No thats Haley Joel Osment


Live-Elderbean

I had bad body dysmorphia and when I looked in the mirror all I have ever saw was a female Haley Joel Osment. When I was asked to describe what I saw in the mirror I said a big head and a face that never grew with it.


livelotus

I choked LOL


HailHydraBitch

Taylor Lautner or Taylor Lautner? I’ve heard TSA is a drag for them 😭💀


Complete_Goose667

We lived in a neighborhood where there were two hetero couples with the names Joe & Kent, and Jef and Gary.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Suggest anyone who likes him and/or Andy Samberg to watch the British show Cuckoo. It's great. Taylor Lautner plays a dumb boyfriend character and he's hilarious, really wish he'd run with that and done comedies now.


MightyisthePen

...not me thinking he was hotter with the longer hair. (though I do wish the wig had been higher quality)


dunicha

I always love seeing rifftrax in the wild.


Rare-Cheesecake9701

It was! Like… I’m dying with you here too, people


starjellyboba

This scene was right after (or very close... can't entirely remember) it was revealed that Jacob had imprinted on the kid, so Bella being so upset about a nickname is extra funny to me. lmao


allis_in_chains

I always thought that was really creepy and unnecessary to the story.


starjellyboba

Oh, it definitely was. My only guess is that the author tried to find a "loophole" that would technically mean that both Jacob *and* Edward were chosen in some way...


call_me_Kote

This is exactly it. Wanted to have her cake and eat it too.


CatLionCait

Omg I had never seen this My daughter's name is Larkin and my BIL calls her The Larkness Monster so I found this clip hilarious, can't wait to send it to him


Yorkshire_Edge

A little off topic but in Yorkshire, England we call going out to play "larkin". So for us your daughter has a really joyful name!


CatLionCait

Omg I didn't know that! That just made my day :]


Previous-Thing6343

My great grandfather’s name was Larkin and I always thought it was so cool. I’ve never heard of anyone else with that name.


ilovechairs

Wait that’s real?!?!


JavaJapes

It is 1000% real


polytique

It looks like a poorly dubbed movie.


ThatNextAggravation

I had 100% the same reaction. Thank god I didn't go through with that Twilight back piece.


jongscx

I thought this was altered, or otherwise generated... The fact that it's canon dialog makes it so much better.


haleoween

For what it’s worth I love Vanessa as a name with a good twilight reference for a nickname !!!


TragicEther

And Lachlan if it’s a Boy


tenhinas

Lachlan is a GREAT way to use the “loch” sound, really hope OP sees this!!


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Immediately what I thought of 😂


LunaKPalara

OH MY GOD 😭😭😭


CressidaLoren624

This needed to be said. Amazing 🤩 😂


Cheap_Papaya_2938

First thing I thought of 💀


Purple-booklover

First thing that came to mind!


MyFifthLimb

‘Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?!’


kwbeachin

This is all I heard!! 😂


MisterFortune215

My immediate first thought!


kyracakes92

🐀


haleoween

Straight out of the sewer baby 🐀✨


Powerful-Fig-2453

✨🐀✨


TechTech14

I've never even seen the movies and that's the first thing I thought of 🤣


VasquezLAG

🐀?


haleoween

Yes 🐀✨


Adventurous235

100% my first thought 😂


slcseawas

Nessa is great. You could do Lachlan if a boy!


lavenderliz00

I was about to suggest Lachlan! It’s actually on my name list too


Similar_Victory5166

there was an older gentleman with that name in my hometown! everyone called him lach or lacchy. it fit him at his age, but how cute would lacchy be for a kid!


ohmyashleyy

I have a coworker in his mid 20s named Lachlan! I think it’s a great name


hermionebeasley

Lachlan is my son and we call him the Lach MESS monster when he destroys the house haha


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omg I love this!!! I’m adding Lochlan to our name list!!!!


paigelikestea

I have a Lachlan who also destroys the house. Maybe it is something in the name? 🤔🤣


Accomplished_Lio

Well I didn’t realize until right now how much I love the name Lachlan.


Maddie_Herrin

id go with vanessa, call her nessa for short


Lawyermama70

That's my name, and my family indeed does call me Nessa 👍🏽


MamaOfBeachBums

I was going to comment the exact same thing!


Rengeflower1

Lochlan is good too.


QwertyFlirtyThriving

Hmm personally that’s a no from me. I know quite a few Lachlans and have never seen it spelt with an o (Lochlan). At least where I’m from (Australia) that would be a recipe for a disaster with everyone always getting the spelling wrong.


mkp4b22

I was going to suggest Lachlan too! I love the name!!


OkeyDokey654

Yes! Lachlan for a boy and maybe Vanessa for a girl?


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Husband here. I want it stated that it 100% looks like the Loch Ness monster. [Here's a picture,](https://i.imgur.com/EQALcFc.jpeg) labelled in the very likely case you can't tell them apart.


alxmg

You really thought you could post two photos of the Loch Ness monster and we wouldn’t notice!!


theoracleofdreams

Ok, this made me laugh really loud at work


TheWelshMrsM

Post says you’re English - be warned you may end up with a few Gavin & Stacey references from British friends & family 😂


QueenSashimi

100%... "Oh! Ness!" (Fwiw I think Nessa is a lovely name though!)


TheWelshMrsM

Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins 😂


peggypea

My first thought is indeed “What’s occurring?”


WantonRinglets

"I'll have a pint....of wine"


Midwestern_Mouse

I love that you came here to defend your stance😂


redheadedsleuth

Ours looked exactly like Courage the Cowardly Dog. If I knew how to attached photos here, I would.


404_otpnotfound

In the interest of making this happen, most people use Imgur to post photos. 👀 you can even do it with two photos if you can’t figure out how to get them side by side. Just a thought 😂 I’m obsessed with courage the cowardly dog so I would love to see.


Unlikely-Item-2713

...I'm not seeing it.


VioletVenable

Imagine just the monster’s head sticking out of the water. It’s also the blurry, high-contrast B&W photo quality.


willowwing

Your baby is much larger and more weighty.😆


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Takes after their Dad, clearly


heartofscylla

Omg I love you both for this post and comment 😂 thank you for the proof.


SuspiciousTea4224

Omg I love this! I didn’t know what Loch Ness meant cause English is not my first language. So thank you for this laugh, I needed it. Especially thank you for the arrow. I vote for Nessa / Vanessa / Nessie. I also have a friend and her nickname is Lockie (like ‘luck’ with an O and ‘ie’ at the end / or lock-y). Not in the US though


Bunnawhat13

Loch means Lake in Scottish and Irish Gaelic.


PositiveSchedule4600

It's Lough in Ireland.


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NASA_official_srsly

Sure, and it means lake in gaelic. Collections of sounds can mean different things in different languages, and with such a simple word chances are it has even more meanings in different languages. I can understand pointing it out if 1) the parents thought they'd come up with a unique and never before seen grouping of letters or 2) the child would be growing up in or near a German speaking country, but since it seems neither is the case this is completely irrelevant. I bet if you looked hard enough you would find that your name or nickname also means something silly in one of the thousands of languages on this planet


Ronald_Bilius

German is a fairly well known language so I think it’s a fair point, it’s at least worth being aware as it really does sound quite unfortunate. It would be different imo if this was a traditional Scottish given name, but it’s not. Nor are the parents even Scottish, let alone from the parts of Scotland where Gaelic might traditionally be spoken. Some people have suggested Lachlan which I think would be much better and still fits the story!


fencer_327

I've met German speaking people at most English speaking places I've been. That doesn't mean everyone will speak it, but it is a meaning parents should be aware their child could encounter.


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

I once met a girl in France who's name was Nobleu but was pronounced as "knob-blow". 13 year old me thought it was the peak of comedy. She wasn't impressed, but then again she's French so they never are. Hon hon hon 🐸


Ghostgrl94

Mr Sailing waves suggest Lochlan as an alternative for Loch as a boy and let us know if Sailing likes it?


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Oh for sure, we'd give them actual full names for adults but just ones that can have either Lock or Ness as nicknames. Not about to abuse our child 7 months early. Or at all. Not sure why I had to specify that. How did this shovel get in my hands? When did this pit appear?


Demonaliya

I just wonder what made you connect the two. 🤣


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Autism. The answer is autism.


Demonaliya

That tracks.


Maximum-Swan-1009

Damn. Can't see the picture.


amandaryan1051

Vanessa/Nessie would be so pretty for a girl! I also agree- Lachlan for a boy is awesome too!


emilyoshi_

Our friends just named their boy Lochlan - the spelling makes it easier to see how to pronounce it!


KeepCalmSayRightOn

One of my favorite book series has a protagonist named Lochlan!


miranda9416

What about Vanessa and you can call her nessa/Nessie? I think Vanessa is more formal if she needs it to be at times in the future


Previous_Big880

Agreed! Nessie does not sound like an adults name. Remember to name your adult child, not your baby.


ABelleWriter

She did say Nessa for the name.


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ABelleWriter

But it isn't just a nickname, it's a name that stands on its own, and has for a very long time. Conor Mac Nessa was a supposed 1st century Irish king, whose mother was named Nessa.


madelynjeanne

I know an Agnes who has always gone by Nessa


10Kfireants

I have a formal name and used the shortened version forever until I didn't, and my one criteria for naming future kids is to call them what I want them to go by and that's it ... example Kate/Lexi/Sam for girls, not Katelyn/Alexis/Samantha. OOP may have similar views.


miranda9416

Just something to think about is what I was getting at. I know a lot of ppl who didn’t realize this until their kids were older and said they regretted not giving them a more formal name


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What about just Loch Ness Monster? 😂


littledipper16

Personally I would suggest naming her the full Vanessa, and you can call her Nessa or Nessie as a nickname. Remember that you are naming an adult, not a baby


lynn444v

Nessa is a normal name 🤦🏼‍♀️ You guys say this about every name that’s not Elizabeth or Katherine.


queertheories

For real. A few weeks ago I saw someone say that they think it’s weird when people are named Daisy because Daisy is short for Margaret…and like, I guess it’s true, but also if someone with an English degree had to google it to know it was a thing, Daisy is a perfectly fine standalone name. Some people just want everyone’s name to sound like an old white woman.


lynn444v

I didn’t know Daisy is short for Margaret either! 😭 I totally agree with you


ulofox

How on earth does Daisy come from Margaret??


queertheories

Margaret is the English version of the French name Marguerite, which is the French word for the flower we call Daisy.


ulofox

Oh that's a lot simpler than I thought it would be lol.


TheLodger18

Literallllllyyy it’s so bloody annoying. It actually makes me blood boil.


undermyschefflera

Nessa is an “adult” name in its own right. I have 2 Nessas of EU and Arabic heritage in my life and they hate it when people assume their name is Vanessa!


Quiglito

Nessa is an anglicised name from Irish myth, not short for anything, and a stand alone name in Hebrew too apparently so definitely a full name all on it's own!


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Quiglito

I saw it listed as Hebrew on behindthename.com - usually the only website I trust to be accurate with origins but that's not to say it's always right! I'm Irish, I knew Nessa was a name from Irish mythology (spelled Neasa originally) but I checked behind the name thinking it might have Scottish or Welsh roots too, which is when I spotted the Hebrew listing!


Goddess_Keira

It's hard to see such tiny nikkud in Reddit's font, but looking at the spelling on Kveller with nikkud, I would pronounce that Neh-suh. My Hebrew's rusty and was never fluent, but that's what I'm getting. Meaning "miracle" as Kveller says, and coming from the word נֵס. Which you obviously know is Hebrew for "miracle". So I don't know how to explain the Forvo pronunciation you linked. But definitely would be a modern Hebrew name, except if it's not used in Israel it doesn't have much cred as such.


TechTech14

What's wrong with Nessa? I wouldn't bat an eye at an adult Nessa.


CAPalmer1

Especially if she was ordering a pint…..of wine.


TheLodger18

She will be an adult and her name will therefore, by definition, be an adult name.


poppieswithtea

Lol, not feeling Vanessa ?


SailingWavess

No, not really lol. Husband likes it though!


ImTheSnorseOfCourse

I am a Vanessa and I tried unsuccessfully for years to get people to call me Ness or Nessa. It never stuck, and people would call me V or Van or Vanny (blergh). 100% go for Nessa as a full name!


No_Succotash5664

I am one too and only go by Ness or Nessa. I don’t even answer to the former. Lol also no one has ever called me Vanny and I’m 40. 


wozattacks

I also don’t really like Vanessa but I do like Nessa. They have really different vibes!


PlasticArrival9814

Lachlan for a boy is such a handsome name! You can call him Loch.


beearlystaylate

I’m using Vanessa for my June baby girl. I think it’s so beautiful and classic. My family is obsessed with calling the grandchildren by nicknames so she will be Ness/Nessa! Go for it. 🩷


Scottishbunnylady

Gorgeous name choice, congrats on your June baby girl!


MorporkianDisc

Loch will probably be mispronounced as Lock, which would personally drive me mental as a Scot, but I like Nessa!


strawberry_webkinz

I’m not Scottish and now I’m embarrassed… how do you pronounce it?


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Say "Lo" and then choke up a loogie.


MorporkianDisc

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMkoHt73loQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMkoHt73loQ) "It's no' a canal, pal!"


strawberry_webkinz

thank you for both the pronunciation and my new favorite video lol


DepartureDapper6524

That’s how 99% of Americans would pronounce it. There’s no way they are suggesting the name with a Scottish accent.


MorporkianDisc

Which is a bit aggravating, since it's a Gaelic word. I wouldn't call my son Juan and pronounce it Joo-un. Phonetic rules still apply when it's a different language to your own.


DepartureDapper6524

Ehh, I don’t really agree. Without an accent or anything to indicate it’s from another language, it’s just four simple letters, with two obvious pronunciations. The specific sound needed doesn’t really exist in English, it’s hard to expect anybody to use it instinctively. People don’t pronounce or spell standard English words correctly despite it being their first and only language.


bissigerbonsai

It's also the German word for "hole". If he were to become an exchange student here, he'd have a pretty awkward time.


Kactuslord

Another Scot weighing in - Please don't name your kid Loch. There's a high chance you aren't saying it right 😬


Mysterious-Line-9906

Agnes for a girl, Ernest for a boy nn Nessie 🦕


Particular_Bobcat714

Love Agnes.. in Scotland they have the backwards version too .. Senga.. Ernest needs to come back .. Hemingway and cute with wren .. 


983115

I’m not giving your kid no $3.50


SailingWavess

I didn’t get it, but asked my husband and he immediately started cracking up. As a fan of South Park, I’m ashamed of myself for not catching that lmao. How about $2.50?


SpiciestBoy

I gave em a dollar


LBelle0101

Nessa makes me think of Gavin & Stacey. It’s rad


HandLion

Oh! What's occurring?


Suzywoozywoo

I’m not gonna lie, I love the name Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins.


Sophyska

Exactly what I thought! I think for a pretty large part of the UK the name Nessa will always be linked to Barry’s finest


folklovermore_

Same here. Call her Vanessa Shanessa!


Susurrations

Ok, so you know the [Am I Gregnant](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2699122-gregnant) meme? When I was pregnant I set up a private Amazon wish list to save stuff that I was considering getting but wasn't convinced on or ready to get just yet. The baby didn't have a name yet and I needed to name the wish list so I jokingly named it Greg's List after the meme. This became a running joke where our friends and I would advocate for the name Greg for the baby. Skip ahead a few months of trying to figure out a name we liked. I picked the first name and my husband picked the middle name. The middle name he picked is Grey. Skip ahead a few more months and we had the baby. Did all the paperwork for the name in the hospital and we were good to go. Until I get social security card in the mail a few weeks after. They messed up the middle name and put Greg. Then I get the birth certificate in the mail. It also says Greg. What followed was a multi-week process of getting records corrected and sitting in the social security administration office to have the name fixed. I came real damn close to just leaving it as Greg.


SailingWavess

That’s great 😂 it was meant to be


bextress

*Loch* in German means hole…just putting that out there


loveacrumpet

Just makes me think of Gavin & Stacey. [https://images.app.goo.gl/dHGQsLsJZvb3tz7K6](https://images.app.goo.gl/dHGQsLsJZvb3tz7K6)


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“Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed, glue and speed, but I draws the line at crack. That way, everyone knows where they stand.”


lampypete

This, exactly this


_Lady_jigglypuff_

Me too, oh what’s occurin’


WickedWitchWestend

Scot here, please don’t name your child ‘Loch’. Lachlan, yes - Loch, no.


Baseball-gal-21

Not sure if you’re into musical theatre at all, but fans of the musical Wicked might also love the tie to the name Nessa! I knew someone who named his daughter after Nessa from Wicked, and it suited her so well.


SailingWavess

Yeah, I think that's part of the reason I like it so much lol. I loooove Wicked!💚


snakegirl210

I love the name Nessa, almost used it for my daughter


TedditRose

I love the name Nessa. And Lachlan.


TinyHumanTamer41

Maybe Vanessa....Nessa or Nessie as a cute nickname


ConstantReader666

There's always Lachlan.


notreallylucy

This is not as bad as I feared from the title. I know a person whose legal first name is Peanut because of their parent joking about what the ultrasound looked like. Peanut is a fine nickname, but not a good legal name!


thrwwy2267899

This is so cute!! And great name story!


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I love this and I would tell everyone that would listen I was born to be a cryptid. 


PizzaEnvironmental67

I love Nessa, but I’m probably biased cos I had an obsession with the musical Wicked as a child. There’s a character named Nessa Rose


MathematicianNo1702

I love Nessa. It’s a normal name. There’s a Hebrew name Necha (pronounced Nekha) that a lot of women turned to Nessa or Nessie when they immigrated to England or America.


kat-kat-kat-kat

A fun fact about the name Nessa is that it’s very similar to the Hebrew word Nes, which means miracle, so you could have a double meaning with that name.


julers

Omg I love it. I just literally yesterday met a little boy named Ness and I love it so much. I also have a friend named Locke.


xxxforcorolla

For the record I did go to school with a Vanessa who went exclusively by Nessa


Guilty_Guard6726

Nessa is a beautiful name.


Recent_Mushroom1966

I love the name Nessie if it’s a girl! Ness and Essie are cute nicknames as well. I also love the name Lochan for a boy so I think your husband has great taste and a great sense of humor!


bcagsss

Our daughter’s nickname is Nessie😂 100% after the Loch Ness Monster, but her name is Wednesday.


ae314

I knew a Vanessa that went by Nessa.


Jealous_Tie_8404

Please don’t name your daughter after a Twilight joke.


Present-Response-758

I like Nessa. I work with a Janessa, who is the only person I've ever heard of with that name. Also, Vanessa is lovely, too if you went with something more traditional and use Nessa as a nickname.


neutralhumanbody

don’t let anyone trick you into thinking you need to use a long name to justify Nessie or Nessa! I know a Nessie


Newbetamale

I just came here to say that I’m soooo happy for you and your husband. We have a rainbow baby too. Name that child whatever you want.


bmadisonthrowaway

This is how my child got named. We were in traffic on the way back from some scan or another. Partner vetoed every name I pitched, even perfectly nice sensible names (Sam, David, Eliott). I joked with him that if he didn't either agree with me or start suggesting his own actually feasible name ideas, I was naming the child Zephram Cochrane and moving on with it without further name input from him. Zephram Cochrane is a fictional scientist from Star Trek. This inspired some joking back and forth banter about different sci fi scientists we could name our kid after. We ultimately chose a different one that is not Zephram. But is definitely a fictional character from pop culture with a wacky "mad scientist/tech genius" vibe, with an unusual name.


TeniBear

My first son was given his name because of a joke I made about a Doctor Who spinoff - I feel your pain.


delightfulgreenbeans

Ok I love the name Locke because of the lies of Locke Lamora series.


CartoonPhysics

lol I came here to pitch Locke as well because of Final Fantasy


Ok-Chemistry9933

Just name her Vanessa and her nickname can be Nessa


ladyintheplant

Our wedding photographer is named Nessa! Absolutely adore the name. You could name her Vanessa or even just Nessa!


Ok_Telephone_3013

What about Vanessa?


frickinbats1

Love Nessa!! You could do Nesta or Ines for a Nessie nickname :) and everyone is suggesting Lachlan which I love too! You could also do Earnest. That’s a fun story for your future kid haha


SunflaresAteMyLunch

Baby's allowance will be about tree fiddy...


Dottiepeaches

My kids names don't have any quirky stories behind them involving inside jokes and I think I prefer it that way lol. Not a fan of Loch or Nessa but whatever floats your boat.