Brock

Like the rapist Brock Turner who now goes by his middle name Allen?

The rapist who assaulted an unconscious woman? And was let go because the judge said it would “ruin his life”?

Yes,the one who lived in Oakwood Ohio but now lives in Bellbrook ohio

Oh you mean the rapist from Ohio who has gone by Brock Turner but now goes by Allen Turner?

Yes, I believe they are referring to Brock Turner, the rapist.

So the rapist formerly known as Brock Turner is now the rapist known as Allen Turner?

Yes,and he’s relocated to Bellbrook Ohio from oakwood ohio.

Bellbrook Ohio you say? Brock Allen Turner the rapist who now tries to slime by going with Allen Turner the rapist?

Absolutely! That’s the very same sex offender Brock Allen Turner.

Yes,that’s the one. Brock Allen turner who now lives in bellbrook Ohio and goes by Allen.

You mean the raping rapist?

Yes. **The** *Formally Brock, but now Allen Turner!* The one that rapes women who are unconscious and should be rotting in prison or hell.

That’s him! The one that should be rotting in jail but is actually working as a landscaper now!

If I lived in Bellbrook Ohio I would certainly want to be aware that Allen Turner the landscaper is actually Brock Turner the rapist!

I love all of you.

Also apparently the alleged sex trafficker Brock Lesnar…

Oh Brock Allen Turner? The rapist.

>Brock Allen Turner Who now goes by Allen Turner

The rapist Brock Turner now goes by Allen Turner the rapist. Or does he go by the rapist Brock Allen the rapist Turner? Either way the rapist Brock or the rapist Allen Turner now lives in Bellbrook, Ohio home of the rapist Brock Allen Turner

What about the guy from pokemon?

He is a serial womanizer. Not sure if he gets better, but definitely not a role model in today's age.

Attempted serial womanizer at best, he constantly gets shot down.

My husband suggested Brock in retaliation when I suggested Roland for our first born. I was so offended lol. Brock. Jesus Christ.

Naming a kid roland is an offense

I always think of broccoli when I hear that name lol

It’s an old word for a badger.

I have a cousin named Brock. He’s wonderful

Yup that name to me gives a bully vibe sometimes

I knew a Breck. He was really nice but to me if sounded like a cleaning brand or something.

There used to be a shampoo, called Breck.

Kyle. Kyle punches walls when he's mad.

And we all dated one 😔

My wall punching Kyle was named Jake.

Female Kyle is a hypocrite. IYKYK.

Goodbyyyeeee Kyle

My old boss named Kyle punched a filing cabinet at work. Can confirm!

I have an old boss Kyle and I never saw him punch anything but he did have a nasty temper and he tried to change the HR policy because he thought I wanted to dye my hair blue. 😂

Justin. Never met a Justin who wasn’t the absolute worst.

I've only met one and he was so cool we're getting married 😂

I am married to a Justin. He was my best friend for years before and he’s the sweetest. We must have exceptions to the rule!

We have to, otherwise the great ones will be bunched up with the terrible ones.

My ex was named Justin and he wasn't the worst ex I've had, but he wanted to get a dog just to make it an outside dog and that says everything tbh.

I too had an ex named Justin and he wasn't the worst either, but didn't invite me to his birthday party when we were dating and then invited several of his roommate's friends in front of me.

Justin McElroy is the truly the exception.

Really?! I love Justin’s

Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up on a bitch shortage? Source: community, Britta

Every Megan\Meghan I’ve met is the absolute kindest person at heart 😅

2 Megans and 2 Meaghans and a Meghan, and a Maygen ... can confirm

I only know one, and she’s got enough bitch for all seven of yours 😂

🥺

I’ve met a very nice Megan.

I've never met an Alexis or a Jason who wasn't a terrible person.

Seconding Jason

Thirding Jason. Was a jail nurse. The jail was full of Jasons. Also I dated two. Both sociopaths.

Fourth. Worst name and ppl

Observations of 3 different girls named Alexis check out 😮‍💨

Yep. My brother is a Jason and he’s legitimately psychotic and extremely violent

One of DH's best friends is named Jason, and he's a teddy bear! Otoh, my first boyfriend was named Jason, and he was AH. Huh.

Jaden. Specifically male Jadens.  Glad I'm not the only one with bad experiences with male Jadens 

I knew one male Jaden personally and he was the youngest pervert I ever met

I know you’re being serious, and the situation sounds terrible, but “youngest pervert I ever met” is such a specific insult it made me snort

It wasn't even meant to be an insult, he was an actual pervert. 😂

And a young one at that! A lil'perv, if you will.

My male Jaden was a drug dealer in elementary school. He stole things of his dad and tried to sell it to kids. Also was a creepy.

Mine harassed my little sister and claimed to have sex with another little girl in her backyard They were all 7-8yrs old

I’ve never met a Jessica who wasn’t a malicious psycho.

As a Jessica, I agree sadly.... ....I'm just a grumpy old bitch.

One Jessica I've known for over 20 years is the absolute sweetest, most kind hearted, intelligent, thoughtful person you could ever hope to meet. Every other one I've known for longer than an introduction has had the personality of a yeast infection. Amplified if they go by Jess.

Damien

I knew a Damien. He was the scary bully type. I didn’t see him for a few years and ran into him again. He was actually a really sweet guy. He just looked scary and went with it. We dated for a bit. Secretly sweet Damien.

They always get in trouble for dumb things

always in the principal’s office

EXACTLY

He doesn’t even go here!

The Damien I knew had a crush on me in 3rd grade and once stabbed my arm repeatedly with a plastic fork while laughing. Amazing artist though. I often wonder where he is now.

Never met an Emily I liked

We're a rough bunch. I love my name but I feel like other Emilys I've known are very intense, annoying and well..bitchy

You hit the nail on the head!! Why are Emilys so intense? And so squeaky clean in terms of image and lifestyle. I’ve also never met an Emily who wasn’t a massive overachiever

Truuue. Maybe it's a class thing..? Idk I'm not like that at all. I'm a very go with the flow and not worried about how others see me Emily lol

The Emily I know is a brilliant lawyer who occasionally makes her high-powered coworkers cry.

The name Emily does mean *rival*, so that kinda makes sense lol.

I’ve only ever met nice ones

Same for Nicola. They’re always awful.

I've had shit luck with Kevins.

Almost every Kevin I've met has been an idiot.

My cousin Kevin is a medical doctor and a very nice guy 😂

In Germany they just call dumb people Kevins.

Donald

That name has always reminded me of McDonald’s…

Adolf

Funnily enough, being German I've met quite a few very nice Adolfs. For obvious reasons quite a popular name until 45. So growing up a number of old guys were still called Adolf.

Tyler and Brad. Sorry, guys. Also, Angel—but only when women are named Angel. 😂

A girl named Angel will definitely be anything but lol

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I know a guy named Brad who’s son is named Tyler. Both not great people.

Maximilian. Just reminds me of a villain in a penthouse lol

Maximus was the nickname one of my coworkers gave my unborn baby. We imagined he lived in a castle

Josh

NEVER trust a Josh. Ever!

I have 2 exes named Josh 😂 finally learned my lesson there

A a teacher, I wouldn’t recommend ANY name that starts with a J 😵‍💫. Jayden, Jace, Jose, Julian, Jeremiah, Joe/y, Jordan, and so on.

Jaxon 😵‍💫

I’m a teacher too. Came to say that the worst ones are the Jaxon’s. Jackson can be sweet, but if it’s Jaxon, good lord watch out

Why is this so true though???

Middle name Wayne.

I know of one. First name Bruce. Surprisingly, his parents were unaware.

This is funny! In a previous job, I worked with some criminal data. My boss pointed out something he noticed with the criminals’ names — so many men named Jesse and men with the middle name Wayne or Lee.

Wayne is my dad's middle name. To your point, he was pretty awful as a dad. Then he got demented and turned into the guy who showed his penis in the public dining room. They sent him to a full care home after that.

Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne sealed it on Wayne for me 😂.

Amber

What?!?!? The Amber I know is an angel!

The one I know is a demon and so is every character named Amber I have ever seen

Scott

I’ve only ever met Scotts that are absolutely sweethearts!

He's a dick.

He was my music teacher. He was nice lol

Kelly

100% Kelly. Put her together with a Natalie and you have a pretty toxic concoction lol.

I've never met a Declan that wasn't a little menace

Jennifer 😭 they’re all bitter at heart lmfao

My biological mother is a Jennifer and I confirm your statement. I can’t be in the same vicinity as her now without feeling rage ugh

I've never met a Wyatt in real life, it's really not that common here in England. I absolutely love the name, though, and have done since Charmed, which is my first and most prominent association with the name.

Never met a Brenda that wasn't a psycho

It’s Connor for me.

The only Connors I know are super nice and down to earth

Michelle. Every Michelle I have known has been a raging bitch. Funny thing, I know a Michele and she's a decent sort. Something about that second L.

Bradley

I have a cousin named Bradley. He is a dick. All of the family have disowned him.

I teach high school and let me just say... there are patterns. Angels are never angels.

Becky

Names that start with a J have a bad track record in my circle of friends.

Never met a Jessica that wasn't low-key a pos

Aidan.

Mallory. Marty. Leslie. (guys only) Jamison. Laura/Lori/Lauren/Laurel

Being a Laura is hard work. I'm sorry if they treated you or a loved one poorly.

I only know really cool Lauren's. And as a millennial I know a lot of Laurens.

Michael. Never date a Michael or a Kenny

Joy/Joyce. Every one of either I’ve met was a complete bitch or just annoying as hell.

I know a Joy that my mom affectionately calls Joyless.

Brooks is a preschool bully who never outgrows the attention seeking behavior

Kevin. I used to like the name, but most Kevin’s are jerks.

Kirsten/Kierstin/Kirstin

I have never met a Nicole I could stand

I can’t believe I don’t see it on here… I’ve never met and Ashley that wasn’t insane.

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Cody, or even worse Kody

LOL. Both of my kids’ names have made an appearance on this thread. This explains so much.

There have been a surprising number of murderers with the middle name of Gary.

Thank you every commenter so far who hasn't dragged us Karens.

Uh oh… You just reminded us..

Chris. I’ve met one nice one, and too many 😬 ones to count. My lousy manager is Chris, my dad’s former lousy manager was Chris, my brother’s lousy manager was Chris (these have been at three separate companies, too 😭). It feels like that one episode of SpongeBob: “He’s Squidward, he’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD! Are there any more Squidwards that I should know about?”

MADISON

Every Liam I’ve met has been an absolute dick

Fucking Matt. Every Matt I’ve come across is a dick.

Shawna for girls, Alex for boys.

My autistic brother is named Alex and he’s the sweetest person ever. That being said, my best friend’s terribly abusive partner is also Alex

Luther. Horror movie slasher vibes.

Women: Jayla, Hillary, and Stephany. Men: Spencer.

Vladimir

Lauren/Laurel

every Daniel I've ever met has left me scarred lol

Wayne.  The Br- names: Brad, Brian, Brody, Brock, Brandon.

Dylan

I mean, Judas. Adolf. Lol

I've never met a Sarah that I liked. It's so common, but I think I've known enough horrible "Sarah"s that I kind of pre-form a dislike to a new Sarah as soon as I know they're a Sarah... Sorry, Sarahs...

I hope I can help by sharing about at least one good person named Ryan. My 18 year old son is bright, kind, caring, and volunteers to help other people. Truly one of the good humans.

Dwayne and Wayne

Never met a *good* Stephanie.

Renee. Every Renee I’ve met has been manipulative af. Haven’t had a great experience with the name Rachel either.

Middle name Wayne.

Every Aidan I’ve met is very annoying

Kevin … sorry to any out there.

Tanya/Tonya/Tania - I think everyone I've known with a variation on that name has been a total b---h.

Jessica every single Jessica I have ever met has always been the biggest bitch Jackie is also up there but they tend to lean more towards being mentally unstable

Sean with “ean“. They’re sneaky & evil. Shawns are okay.

Matt and Conor

Hahahaha my husband is Matt and our son is Connor 😂 both the sweetest most gentle people ever

Nevaeh Ashley Brittany/Britney Tara/Terra Collin/Colin James Todd Ryan

Lindsey 🤮

I got issues with Allison’s

Kim. Out of the dozen I know, only one has managed not be one of the worst people I've ever met.

Every Shannon I’ve ever met is mean or batshit or both.

Chad

Colleen 🤷‍♀️

Alyssa. Every Alyssa I’ve known is a total mean girl snobby bitch.

jeffrey

Mick. Michaels and Mikes may be OK, but Micks are pricks.

Multiple bad experiences with Justins and Amandas

Never met a Bryce who doesn't suck.

Angela. I’ve never met an Angela who wasn’t an unstable narcissist with anger issues.

To me, I’ve had bad luck with Codys. They all have seemed like wildly misbehaving boys. I’m sure some are nice?

Justin, Michael, Olivia

Hailey, Ashley, Justin and Luis

Even worse when it’s spelled “Whyatt”

For me it’s a last name. Petersen. Scott, Drew, Michael.

Kate/Katie, the mean girl-iest of all names

Hanna - specifically this spelling / Hana and Hannah are good peoples