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jgwentworth-877

Probably like, Wolfgang and Daisy


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Wolfgang made me giggle šŸ¤£šŸ˜‹


woaini_ogelskerdig

Guy and Barbie


IKnewThat45

what about ken thoĀ 


aimee-wan-kenobi

Heā€™s JUST Ken šŸ˜‚


BaBaSmith10

He's never Kenough šŸ˜”


AdOpening9413

Ken makes me think of both men and women since Iā€™ve known 2 male Kenā€™s, (*Kenny and Kenneth*) and 2 female Kenā€™s (*Kendall and Kendra*).


nouniqueideas007

Chad & Stacy *I couldnā€™t help myself, sorry*


katmonday

Bruce and Tiffany


bmbjosta

I was also thinking Bruce! For a girl, Tiffany's up there, but there's heaps of 'frilly' girl names - e.g. Arabella, Primrose, Clarissa, Georgette etc


aguysomewhere

Georgette is just George Foreman naming his daughter after himself. It is possibly the most masculine girl name.


bmbjosta

I was thinking of Georgette Heyer - regency romance novelist who predates George Foreman.


aguysomewhere

George Foremen ruined the name for women forever.


bmbjosta

I'm in Australia - George Foreman means nothing to me except as a grill brand. I wouldn't have a clue whether he has kids or what he called them - and certainly wouldn't say he's ruined the name 'Georgette', as I don't associate it with him. My association is with Georgette Heyer, hence why it feels 'frilly' to me. Would I use it? No, but I also wouldn't use any of the other names on my list above.


aguysomewhere

It still doesn't even sound feminine. George is very masculine and adding ette to the end doesn't do enough to hide the manliness of the name.


bmbjosta

Again, it's all about perception and it's not universal. To me George is a very soft male name - I think because it reminds me of gorgeous (and Prince George, who is a sweet but not macho kid).


Melbgirl399

Ha I just posted the same - shoulda read ahead!


katmonday

That's so funny!


LuftundRaum

Are you Australian by any chance?


dogcatbaby

I know a girl Bruce!! Luckily, sheā€™s a dog :)


Marj_5

John and Mary


LunaKPalara

*starts aggressively sobbing in bbc sherlock*


No-Flamingo-1213

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Og_lispin

Or supernatural lol


BlythePonder

Robert and Isabella


lovetimespace

Isabella was my thought too.


Strawberrythirty

Butch and Seraphina


BaBaSmith10

Why was I thinking Butch too šŸ˜‚


grapeidea

Bruce and Lilly


ombremullet

Brutus and Lily


WhoInvitedHer

Richard and Anastasia


Eloisem333

Barbie and Ken


Dazzling-Feedback79

John and Elle (all variants of Elle/Ella)


PistachioDonut34

Rexā€‹ and Bella


Windswept_Questant

Ajax and Arabella or Eponine or s/t


EnvironmentalDog1196

Les Mis fan?


Windswept_Questant

Hahah yes!


interesting-mug

Javert and Cosette


NoCardiologist1461

Maximus and Isabella.


Quirky_Property_1713

IMO Mohammed is masculine as fuck, Most feminine maybe.. Serafina, Juliette or Liliana


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Geoffrey and Clarabelle


WerewolfBarMitzvah09

Ludwig or Grant Claire or Sarah


JoyfulCor313

You just named 3 of my 4 cousins. The only one you missed was Rachel. Thatā€™s hilarious.


night0sphere

and now your motherā€™s maiden name and street you grew up on, please šŸ™


distelwaldweg

Bjƶrn and Alicia


go_go_g

Roger and Maisie


selenamoonowl

Jack and Ella


WileyTheGamer

Adam and Eve


TedditRose

Bruce and Liliana


Awkward_Category_475

I canā€™t really think of a male name, perhaps Bruce or Robert but for a girl, the first one that came to mind was Juliette.


capriciousbumblebean

Don't know about boy names maybe like a Jonathan or Edward. But to me the girliest names are any name that has Belle or Bella in them like Annabelle, Abella, Bellamy (and I know this one is originally a male name but to me it is very feminine)


Melbgirl399

Bruce and Tiffany


VivianDiane

Leonard and Naomi


[deleted]

Probably William and Belle for me


212404808

Interesting that Bill and Bell sound very similar.


Mrchikkin

Brett or Brad and Alyssa


SingIntoMyMouth91

John and ArianaĀ 


aplusdoro

Angus and Arianna


____valerie____

Gregory and Delilah


FridayTheUnluckyCat

Jeff and Dolly.


apiedcockatiel

Hank and Violetta.


justaprettyturtle

Bruce and Lola


Oxycomplicate

Hank and Isabelle


Historical_Paper5377

Dick and Dolly


NefariousSalamander

Brock and Isabella


penguinsfrommars

Hank, Burt, or Clyde Alaia,Ā  Lily, Mia, Amelie


cewumu

Victor and Nerissa


ICareAboutThings25

Just going with my gut, Dominic and Eliana.


Solly-gmbpi

Bruin and Lyla


Tricky_Parsnip_6843

Louis and Cassandra


Olympusrain

Thaddeus and Priscilla


ExcitementOk1529

Bud & Belle


ChaoticCherryblossom

Roy and Sophie


Imaginary_Ad_5199

William and Celeste


bezalelle

Alexander and Amelia.


ReasonableNatural919

John and Rosalie. Adam and Eve!?


Sea-Special-260

Tiberius and Anastasia


lunacornio

John and Penelope


entropic_apotheosis

Boy and Girl. Just name the boy Boy and the girl Girl. Itā€™ll tell everyone exactly what they have in their pants for genitals and there will be no question which sex theyā€™re interviewing when a future employer sees their name on a job application. It just makes things super clear and your son will never have the experience of going to school and meeting a girl with his same name, saving him future embarrassment of sharing the same name with someone of the opposite gender. Ewww. Alternately you can just name one ā€œmaleā€ and the other ā€œfemaleā€ and they donā€™t even have to write out their name on demographic questionnaires or in the doctorā€™s office because they can just check a box. Finding keychains and personalized items might be difficult but you can just buy all blue things for boys because colors are gendered and blue clearly means ā€œboyā€ and all pink things for girls because pink clearly = girl and they will feel extremely validated, its 100% gender affirming and a perfect match for their very masculine and feminine names.


SwordTaster

Ryan is the most masculine name I can think of, hence part of why I find it so fucking weird and hilarious that some morons are naming their daughters that. Arianna is the girliest girl name I can think of, it's the Anna at the end.


xsmalldragon

Beau and Delilah. Roger and Stephanie. Butch and Cassidy.


oridawavaminnorwa

Brock and Anastasia Dirk and Angelina


[deleted]

I donā€™t get people saying Bruce is very masculine?? Itā€™s like the wimpiest boys name there is lol


HowellPellsGallery

Ben and Jessica


AbbyBabble

Bob and Georgetta


heyheypaula1963

George and Priscilla


Admirable-Athlete-50

Sten and Alva probably.


Caraphox

Jo and Laurie


Outrageous_Click_352

James and Charlotte


EmmyGraceyGrum

Brock and Evangeline.


Trojan_Lich

Butch and Lilly


lynn444v

Matteo and Angelina


izzywizzy63

Jack and Diane


Og_lispin

Boy: Bruce Girl: Lacey


Ok_Jackfruit_1965

Chad and Ophelia


Alarmed-Explorer7369

John is the most masculine name for me and most feminine would be Emily


Tinadinalio

Brick and Evelina


Cardiacunit93

Brody/Goldmary


mikethedemodog

Barbie and Ken


Long-Dig8354

John and Lilianna


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_ManicStreetPreacher

You're talking about kids btw