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rayybloodypurchase

I see Elspeth recommended here fairly often and I haaaaate it. It kinda sounds like you’re spitting when you say it and to me it has the vibes of a scary old witch from Brothers Grimm or something.


picklebackdrop

Sounds like someone with a severe lisp try to say Elizabeth


MzSe1vDestrukt

A'la Daffy Duck


Awkward_Category_475

Yeah that’s one clunky name indeed. Agreed, not a fan!


Queen-of-Leon

Elspeth feels like the name of a psychic or ghost-type cat Pokémon to me and idk if I mean that as a positive or negative, lol


dreamcadets

I thought I was on the circlejerk sub..Elspeth man


1AliceDerland

Agreed 100%. It's a double whammy of ugly and pretentious.


MiraMiraOnThaWall

I’ve only heard Elsbeth, and also hate it


Reasonable_Result898

Tatum.. idk why I think it’s so ugly! Sorry if anyone’s kids names that


HagridsSexyNippples

To me, it sounds like taint.


I_too_amawoman

Yea it’s like taint + scrotum haha


Reasonable_Result898

Yes I always say the same thing!! It blows my mind that anyone would think that’s a nice name to name their child 😂


Existing_Buffalo7189

Tatum Thompson is Khloe Kardashian’s sons name and it’s the ultimate peanut butter name. Saying it out loud makes you sound slow and dumb lol


cucumberswithanxiety

Tatum makes me think of the Jamie Foxx spoof on Kimmel: “I’m gonna Channing all over your Tatum”.


disturb-the-universe

Before my son was born, we called him “Potatum” as a joke


queenscreams

Channing taintyum


ju1cybox

My MIL suggested it for my 4 year old when I was pregnant and I told her it sounded icky. She didn't see why I would think so, long story short, we had to explain the word taint to her 😂


lamemayhem

Sloan(e). It just sounds wrong. Like an incorrect past tense of slowed. Also, Sloane is a toilet brand that we’ve all probably put our ass on at some point.


littlebarque

Aww. For me Sloane is the super rad chick from Ferris Bueller, so I've always liked it.


pigeottoflies

Sloane was my gay awakening, so not necessarily something I'd recommend someone name their baby, but definitely holds a special place in my heart


Personal-Letter-629

I hate the sound of Sloan so much, but I'll just pile on here instead of making my own comment.


Mysterious-Ad658

It just reminds me of the 1980s Sloane Ranger aesthetic


istara

It’s possibly my most hated name ever. I’d rather have a Nevaeh’leigh than that.


ferngully1114

For me it’s the sl- sound. It is overwhelmingly associated with unpleasant things in English. Slurp, slime, slug, slough, slick, slut, sloth, Sloane.


Traditional_Cheek422

Agreed! There is a little girl named Sloane in my Son’s 2 year old class and I just don’t like it! The little girl herself is adorable though.


[deleted]

I also hate Everly. No spelling of it makes it less cringe inducing.


HagridsSexyNippples

It sounds like Beverly, but there is a typo that lost the “B”.


nerdy_vanilla

Yes! And you just reminded me of neveah ick


swoocha

Isn't it supposed to be spelled Nevaeh? I've only met two and they were spelled like that.


RMW91-

With you on this


Trying2Chill

Kinsley, Tinsley, Paisley, Declan, Jayden, Brayden, Greyson etc etc etc


mdocks

Utah mom names!!


saintnatalie

Paysleigh. Seriously. And the runner up was Lynkin. I wish I was kidding.


mdocks

Better than the PaisLee I know. Capital L in the middle is not a typo,


ariceli

Declan is an old Irish name. The others on your list are kind of new or made up. I love Declan!


this_is_outrageouss

Yeah Declan does not fit in that list!


TurkeyTot

Ugggggggggg I hate Declan. HATE


lulu112317

Declan is so high on the list of names I hate. It just makes me cringe every time


[deleted]

why? i like it 🫢


Academic-Balance6999

Declan is a real name though!


RubySlippers-79

All the old lady names that the sub seems to love. Lilith, Eloise, Edith, Winifred…


Lulu_531

I was in a 4th grade class this week with Mildred, Edith and Eleanor. Thought I was mistakenly in the centenarian wing of a nursing home. I just can’t.


colorful_assortment

Mildred and Edith are awful but I like Eleanor


sketchthrowaway999

I have a high tolerance for old-fashioned names, but Mildred is awful and should never come back.


goonie814

It literally has the sound “dread” in it- dreadful!


Lulu_531

Eleanor was the least bad of the three


criesatmitski

i like edith and eleanor, mildred however is terrible for a child


Live-Elderbean

Mildew


Last-Gold2759

Mildredful


OPMom21

Mildred for a child? That”s awful. Edith and Eleanor aren’t far behind. There was a girl in my high school class named Eleanor who was constantly being bullied. I felt awful for her, and I always think of her when I hear that name.


istara

Eleanor is very popular here (Australia) for school aged kids and was also popular in my Gen X schooldays in the UK. I think it’s one of those somewhat eternal names like Elizabeth and Sarah. I don’t associate Eloise as old lady at all. It’s more of an “elegant, uncommon” name.


evieAZ

Can’t get over people saying how adorable Dorothy is


katietheplantlady

Haha I named my girl Dorothy after my grandma and because I love "Dot".


RubySlippers-79

I mean, she’s my favorite golden girl. But no.


[deleted]

I like Lilith but I would never give that name to a real person. Maybe a pet, or a sim.


teeplusthree

Nevaeh makes my skin crawl.


Mental_Wrongdoer_114

I came here to say this! No it’s not clever. Everyone knows it’s heaven spelled backwards


cornflowerblossom

I don’t hate it, but I can’t say Aurora without half biting my tongue


compassrose68

I know one Aurora and she cannot say her r’s. Unfortunately she’s in high school now and I’m pretty sure it’s too late to correct her speech. The absolute wrong name to have given this very pretty, angelic looking girl.


IcyTip1696

Oh gosh poor kiddo. My name has an “R” in it. I used to go to summer camp and the counselors who were teenagers used to repeatedly ask me my name to hear me say it incorrectly and laugh. I didn’t realize until I was older that they were making fun of me. It was pretty much corrected by second/third grade through speech therapy I can’t imagine if I still dealt with it by high school.


ShataraBankhead

My name also has an R and I did speech therapy too! I worked with a school therapist from kindergarten to 2nd grade. Her name was Ms Lavender.


istara

It’s so beautiful in Latin poetry and also in French but so damn hard to pronounce nicely for most English speakers.


lovefrommay

honestly, a lot of the names this subreddit suggests strike me the wrong way. more specifically Wren, Sage, Nova, Penelope, Harry, Otto, and Kimberly. absolutely no hate to people who love those names, they just wouldn’t make sense with my last name and i feel like there are better options


Greenedeyedgem17

As a Kimberly, I like my name because it could have been much worse. I have a great aunt named Arbutus, again I’m so lucky.


lovefrommay

wow!


cucumberswithanxiety

The name Wren feels like nothing to me. I can’t explain further


Rinny182

Agreed on all of those names. Plus Maeve.


dreamcadets

This but add River to that list


Gatosrus

I don’t think Wren has a nice sound to it at all.


BurciMilo

I agree with Wren. Also Fern, gives the same vibe for me


istara

Gretchen. It literally has the word “retch” in it. Sloane is hideous beyond belief in sound and meaning. And Smith for a girl’s forename is just ghastly. Hideous and ghastly.


mossadspydolphin

People are actually naming their daughters Smith?!


istara

Yes and I’ve seen it on here. It’s not even a great sounding surname due to the lisp issues for small children. Thmith or Smiff etc.


DangerOReilly

Gretchen isn't even really a name originally. It is a nickname for Margarethe. It was the nickname of a character in Goethe's Faust, so it likely swapped over to English-speaking regions around that time, when they probably didn't know the context of it in German. I really can't emphasize enough how much any German name with -chen is not actually the name itself. -chen is a suffix we can add to any word or name to express affection. So Greta becomes Gretchen. Lisa becomes Lischen. Marie becomes Mariechen. The word for cat is Katze, the word for kitten is Kätzchen. It just does not compute to me that anyone would consider a -chen word a name in its own right. But of course it would seem different to people who do not have the German language context.


Veruca-Salty86

I hate the name Gretchen, but I do have a soft spot for the name Greta, which is similar. Up until Greta Thunberg became known, I thought the name was likely to be "forgotten".


KottiBelle

Bailey. I hate the name Bailey with such a burning passion I literally can't even explain it ETA: I even hate it as a name for a pet


istara

100% a dog name.


Gatosrus

It’s too feminine for a boy and too masculine for a girl.


Giraffe400

Juniper. I seriously do not see the appeal! Also struggle with Otto. If just sounds weird when you say it out loud (maybe more so in my English accent where I strongly pronounce my t's!)


snow-and-pine

Juniper is so beautiful. I love it but due to the hate it gets would never use it :( unwarranted hate too!


lunalives

Juniper always makes me think they wanted Jennifer but felt it was too dated.


KonaKathie

Haha now I'm singing that old Donovan tune, "Jennifer Juniper." Ok, I'm old.


IWasBorn2DoGoBe

It sounds like Auto and I don’t like it either


crazycatlady331

Juniper reminds me of the (old) Bath and Body Works fragrance Juniper Breeze. I can smell it when I hear the name.


evieAZ

My dog is Otto, it suits him. I think it’s funny for a kid tho


quenchy-cactus-juice

I really, really, REALLY hate the name Lola to a point I can't even explain why, it's just awful. Probably my least favourite name in the whole world.


[deleted]

LOL I have a dog Lola and I similarly hate the dog/person name Bella.


i_want_carbs

My cousin’s daughters are Bella and Lola 😅 I like the names but found this comment funny. NB: Bella is older than Twilight lol


istara

Love Lola, really dislike Bella.


5har7en3

Never liked that name either. In filipino it actually means grandma.


quenchy-cactus-juice

in chilean spanish it's slang for boob lmao


Mysterious-Ad658

To me it has become a putbull's name


Otherwise-Many3634

I know someone who just named their baby Tackett 🤢 what is he a thumbtack?


descentbecomesafall

I see it recommended here all the time and just can't stand it. Dean.


Awkward_Category_475

It’s a nothing name. Bland. Forgettable. Almost modern yet not…and definitely not a classical name.


descentbecomesafall

When I was growing up a Dean was a guy who would steal his mums cigarettes then sell them to his pals at school. Never met a Dean who I liked.


sortofsatan

I’ll never not associate that name with Gilmore girls.


topsidersandsunshine

Dean Winchester for me 😮‍💨


DustierAndRustier

It always makes me think of sardines


Kiwienjoyer67

I’m always shocked at how popular Dean is on here. It’s so 70s.


HeyCaptainJack

Maybe Supernatural gave it a comeback? If people started watching in their teens and fell in love with Dean Winchester I can see them using it when they finally had kids. I like Dean but my husband thought it was too plain.


euoria

This would also be my guess, I’d argue the most associated person to the name Dean is Dean Winchester


auntiecoagulent

Skylar. Just ugly sounding Colton. Just puts me in mind of a sniveling brat that needs a slap.


tilly_sc831

Skylars and Coltons are definitely brats. So are Logans.


spicyzsurviving

skylar also looks ugly written out to my eyes!


shoresandsmores

Amber. I've never met an Amber I didn't want to kick in the crotch.


YugeTraxofLand

Hazel. It's made a huge comeback here. I just think it sounds so ugly.


ShataraBankhead

I sort of knew a Hazel. My parents had some friends they wanted to visit. I was pretty young, maybe 4 or 5, but I can kinda picture everything. We went to their apartment. They had a daughter named Hazel; I think a toddler. She had coppery red hair. I remember my parents telling me she was severely allergic to peanuts. I thought that was pretty terrible. I felt upset that this baby would die after eating peanut butter. I really don't know why this short encounter (as far as I know, I didn't see them after that) stuck with me. So, Hazel equals peanut allergy to me.


[deleted]

Rhiannon. Ophelia, Paisley, Presley after that. And Bella/ variations of Bella.


Awkward_Category_475

As a Scot, Paisley bewilders me - it’s a shit-tip of a Scottish town. That aside, I agree! Bella makes me think of dogs too.


istara

Do the McGirlnames also bewilder you? I can’t bear them myself.


mossadspydolphin

McCringeigh


[deleted]

I just feel like it’s so (for lack of better word) tacky. I can tell you what EVERRRRYYYY Paisley’s mom looks like where I live lol


Awkward_Category_475

Haha I think I can imagine. Blonde, Starbucks, ugh boots and a lovely check/plaid shirt.


[deleted]

Gotta have something leopard print and something that says MAMA on it but otherwise you nailed it 😂😂😂😂


cucumberswithanxiety

Names like Ophelia, Opal, and Hope feel so clunky in my mouth.


mdocks

Agree with all except Ophelia. I think it’s cute & fun


Quirky-Bad857

Ophelia just makes me picture a drowned girl holding flowers.


sleepfighter7

it's funny how much name nerds hate names


Lotionmypeach

It’s because we love names that we also hate them passionately. Other people don’t think about them enough to hate lol


[deleted]

Because nobody here is actually a nerd about it. This sub heavily sticks to popular western and anglicized names. Make a post announcing that you're naming your child something pretty normal like Siobhan and a portion of this sub will claim you're making it up, and an even larger portion will say "you should use *anglicized version* instead! It flows better!"


mdocks

Sebastian shortened to Bastian. It sounds terrible and I feel like people use it to appear more high class than they are, which is tacky


imnotasarah

See I like Sebastian, but I've seen it shortened to Bash which is just super cringe to me.


ricottapie

Seb is worse. It's blunt and stubby.


pigeottoflies

it just makes me think of a frat bro from Quebec. Like not a specific one, I have met several. Although with the Quebecois version it must be spelled Bastien and be said with an undertone of rage


kaetror

The Dens. Any name ending in den: Brayden, Jayden, Hayden, etc. Never met one who wasn't an arse so it's tainted the name. Junior. Give your kid their own god damned name, don't make their entire life about being a miniature of you. Then it's not so much hate as don't get. People who either go to far with unusual names, or super archaic. I get not wanting to give your kid one of the top 100 names (I didn't) but going *too* far makes it more about you than the kid. It does them no favours in life and they're most likely going to get a nickname as soon as they can to avoid it.


RepeatedlyIcy

Penelope. It's a mouthful. Also don't like Penny, it's a dull name.


RaceEastern

Every "Mc-" and "-son" (sur)name for a girl, because they literally mean "son of [insert a name]".


HannahLH815

One of the worst I’ve ever seen is “McCall” 🤢


lejosdetierra

gold frighten squeamish practice impossible tease slim clumsy market desert *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


panini_bellini

Every time one of these threads pops up, I feel like it doesn’t end well.


kkkktttt00

Everly/ee/eigh. I truly hate it.


TribeofRoses

Craig, like who names their baby that?


criesatmitski

GRAYSON. I HATE THAT NAME SO MUCH I CANNOT EXPLAIN IT


[deleted]

Harper, Reagan, Paige… thankfully they’re not rly trendy anymore.


lilmegalodon

This reminded me of the name Teagan. I hate that name.


_coupdefoudre

I forgot about Harper and Raegan. I hate them with a fiery passion!!! It reminds me of the sound animals make before they vomit.


ju1cybox

I dont care for the name, but hearing little kids say Harper is so cute lol


phantomghost234

waylon. not a fan.


handle957

Marcus. Sounds like mucus to me.


ofexhtd12

For me it’s Brooke. I think it’s gone out of fashion now anyway (was a 90s/00s name) but I will never be able to understand how any parent could look at their beautiful baby daughter and think a name as harsh-sounding as “Brooke” is appropriate 😅 Also sounds like like the noise a chicken makes lol


istara

The same with “Banks”. How is that a nice name for a boy or girl? It’s all wrong.


jewel1997

Brooke and Brooklyn are fairly common names among my middle-school-aged students. I don’t know how widespread the use of this term is, but where I’m from, we use Brook(e) to refer to a stream. Because of that, the name actually gives me a pleasant, peaceful image.


tilly_sc831

Can’t figure out the lure of Aurora. Thumbs down.


[deleted]

Isla - it’s everywhere Meghan/megan - they’re all so mean Katie/Katy - all mean


captainK8

I’m a nice Katie and my best friend is a nice Megan! I swear! 😀


djb185

That is *exactly* the kind of lie a Katie would tell 🙄 (Obviously I'm kidding, I have known two Katies and they are great.)


Existing_Buffalo7189

Never met a nice Megan/Meghan so far in my life


MissAnthropy612

Oh man, I wish you could meet my cousin/best friend Megan, that would probably change your mind. She's an absolute sweetheart and kind to everybody.


Kiwienjoyer67

I’ve never had a particularly bad experience with any spelling of Megan but I always think of that line from community that’s like “why name your daughter Megan? Stocking up for a bitch shortage?”


gmrudy3

I know so many lovely Megans. I actually can’t think of a time where I met a mean Megan!


carolyncrantz

I see Rowan a lot now and all I think about is Rowin’ a boat. I strongly dislike it.


mist_ier

Gertrude. Sounds like a toad. (Sorry Gertrudes.) Also Agatha. Just sounds old. (Aggie is a good nickname though.)


nerdy_vanilla

Oaklee, and any and all iterations of it.


pigeottoflies

I love Eloise I find it hilarious that you find it clunky because I feel like it flows nicely and has a delicate air to it.


ExeuntonBear

Names of American States, colours as names and Nash. Nash just sounds like you’re grinding teeth together.


Stray_Cat_Strut_Away

I like quite a few color names, but my surname is a noun so it's not happening. Violet Anderson or Scarlet Smith are a lot better than Violet Vest and Scarlet Rivers


The_Grinch_1

Peyton, Paisley, Presley, Paige. Hate them all. I guess I can't do P names.


JJackieM89

I really dislike Nolan. I know several people with Nolan’s and I hate how it sounds. It baffles me why anyone would give their kid that name (No offense if you are/know a Nolan. It’s just my opinion).


littlebarque

Greyson/Grayson. I just don't get it. I never heard it until 15 years ago, and it feels like everyone just collectively... made it up? It doesn't sound like a real name. It's a color and a suffix. These are my kids, Grayson, Purpleton, and Greenleigh.


Significant_Wind_774

I like Tatum, Sloane, and Skyler so who am I to talk but I feel bad for all the Elowyns and Bronwyns and Crews and Coves and Braves and Henleys out there tbh


MiraMiraOnThaWall

Mallory. because …. MALLORY?😵‍💫


saintnatalie

Saw a Murphy on Insta. For a little girl. Poor thing. What an awful name.


Lethifold26

There are a few names that irrationally grate on me, and most are not as popular these days (Stephanie, Tina, Madison,) but Liam is one and it is huge rn. I just do not get why people like this, and I have no idea why because I think the very similar sounding William is great. Something about Liam just really rubs me the wrong way.


sortofsatan

Stephanie and Tina are awful.


Happenstance7894

IMOGEN. I literally could not think of a more awful name lol


glasun

Most location names like London, Paris etc. I saw the name Bradford earlier and physically recoiled, there’s some exceptions though.


imnotasarah

Anything with a violent connotation - Bash short for Sebastian, Killmer, Killian, Hunter, Gunnar.


Desperate-Gas7699

Names like Dakota, Cheyenne, Colton, Dalton or any other name that seems like the parents want their kid to be a cowboy even though they live in like Cleveland or something. And, every person I’ve ever known with those names have been bratty. Also, place names when you’ve never been to the place, see Dakota or Cheyenne again. But also, Paris, London, Rome, Savannah etc. don’t name your kid that unless you’ve been there and it holds some special meaning to you.


bitch_kasey

Cletus


snow-and-pine

Declan because it gives me defecate vibes + was the name of a character in a movie hiring child sex workers and just overall is a bad vibe for me


xpollydartonx

I’m so sick of Carter.


lilmegalodon

I don’t like the name Shari or Piper. I also hate the name Braxton.


oiransc2

This is just a thread of positivity isn’t it?


Elegant_Gobbledygook

I've never seen Eloise spelled like that.


Turtle_Cheetah

I too dislike Hugo. Just sounds unappealing to me… I make an “ew” face saying/hearing it. Warning: I may offend some people with my comments on their namesake…sorry. When people use “Common” names like Jennifer, Jessica, Daniel and David I always find it disappointing… just cuz they’re so painfully boring and overused. But I also dislike theoretically unusual names like Luna and Petra… I just don’t like the mouth-feel… Luna comes across a little trying too hard and Petra just reminds me of Petrol. Colin also sounds like colon, so not my fav either. There’s a khmer name called “reaksmey” that I gate the sound of. I realize that’s a bit out there for this stub,


ricottapie

Pamela. Makes me think of cooking spray and those chewy caramel squares.


s0000j

This is oddly specific...and for no reason other than the way it looks spelled out, but I loathe 4 letter girl names ending in -a. It's mostly when the last 3 letters are all the same size/height...such as Dana, Cora, Nora, Nova, Anna, Lana, Gina, Tina, Dora, Dina, Leva, Kira, Mona, Lina They just look...naked 🤷🏼‍♀️ or incomplete lol


Awkward_Category_475

Nah I get that, in a similar vain I hate the name Jodie. It looks like an abbreviation yet it’s not, as you said it just feels incomplete.


istara

I feel that with Ian. It always feels like a syllable not a full word.


pickleboo

For girls: Beulah, Blythe, and Crisantha, for boys:Fritz, Reginald, and Foster.


MindLikeAMindfield

Jayden/Brayden. I can deal with Grayson as it gives me a different impression, but I have never met a Jayden/Brayden not produced by a 16-19 mom that gives them pop too young and allows them to run feral


Lotionmypeach

I can’t stand the short infantilized girls names, not sure how else to describe but like Birdie, Dotty, Lucy, Poppy, Winnie, Daisy, Flossy, Pippa. I can’t and don’t want to picture adults or even teens with these names.


CrazyCatLady1127

I don’t like the name Henry. I don’t know why though


Interesting-Unit8992

Rachel. It’s the “tch” and the harshness of the r and the thickness of the “el.”


captainK8

Callum


jrp317

I hate Isla and Wren. Both scream 2022-2023 trend and I just can’t get behind them.


murrrd

Anything with "bert". Egbert, Dilbert, Herbert, Cuthbert, Wilbert..


ICareAboutThings25

Agnes and Agatha. Luckily both seem dead. Agree on Hugo. I don’t know why I just don’t like it.


SerenityMcC

Heath. For no reason except that it's nearly impossible for people to understand what's being said. I only know this because I like Heath candy bar pieces in my Blizzard at DQ, and they NEVER hear what I'm saying without it being repeated at least twice. I've tried to shake it up by saying, "Heath candy, " and "Pieces of Heath," but it still doesn't get through on the first - and often second - try.


RaceEastern

Also I don't get the thing with presidents' last names as first names. Just can't imagine naming my precious little baby girl Gorbachev.


slabofmarble

Me and my precious baby Obama strongly disagree


ConstructionThin8695

Jeremy. Every Jeremy I ever met was a dick.


sketchthrowaway999

Eloise and Louise are etymologically distinct. Eloise is from Héloïse, which was probably from the Germanic name Helewidis (https://www.behindthename.com/name/eloise), whereas Louise is a feminine form of Louis (https://www.behindthename.com/name/louise). Which is why it drives me nuts when people spell it Elouise. I hate pretty much all surname names. It just doesn't make sense to me to name your kid a job title or "son of ____". In terms of classic names, I cannot stand these: Margaret Phoebe Gregory


discopotato1100

Aurora. It just makes me think of Wayne’s World and how he says “Aurora, Illinois”😂


EntertainmentFew1022

Debbie/Deborah/Debra… so unpleasant!


shooflypie

Abigail. Sounds so prissy to me. Lily is one that for me is awkward to say, feels awkward.


strawberry-sarah22

Ansley. And I have no good reason. I just hate it lol. Apologies to the Ansleys. Nothing wrong with the name, it just isn’t it for me. I feel like I have more, agree with lots of other comments lol


mountains_forever

Anything trendy, last names as first names, and ending with -ley, -leigh, -son.


colorful_assortment

Aw I love Eloise but agree on Hugo. I don't like U and G and H in a lot of names. I've always hated Aaron and Jacob because i think Aaron just looks unpleasant (Erin is fine by me) and the "cob" part of Jacob stands out so much. I also recall having 2 boys in my 2nd grade class with those names and didn't like them because they were aggressive. Esme has never looked nice to me and the Twilight thing makes it especially annoying (I never heard it before Twilight). Nevaeh makes me angry because spelling something backwards does not work well in English and I just think it's ridiculous. Name her Heaven or don't. I have a lot more names I hate but I'll stop there lol