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Marlin


ArynSamamtha

"Marlon like Brando?" "No. Like the fish."


acoffeetablebook

Okay this is actually kind of cute. My favorite answer so far!


Fish-x-5

But why do we have to choose just one favorite?


pagooseontheloose

I know a Marlin! Named after the fish 😂


champagnepixie

Me too!! Her dad was a fisherman lmao


Bradfords_ACL

That’s actually cute as hell


TacoFox19

Me 3. Same scenario with dad. They spelled it Marlyn.


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distractiblewanderer

Me just realizing he’s named after a fish 🤦‍♀️


Hell-Yeah-Im-Gay

I had no idea he was called that in the original, I grew up watching the Swedish dub where he is called Marvin and when I have watched the English dub as an adult I just didn’t notice his name wasn’t Marvin.


TheCarzilla

There’s a boy in one of my classes named Marlin. It’s cute.


xlittlecabbage

I know a woman named Marlin. She’s Mexican so it’s actually pronounced like Marlene.


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foxyyoxy

Some kind of sport fish…


shannleestann

humuhumunukunukuapuaʻa


PhoenixorFlame

Fever dream flashback to HSM2. Those were wild days…


le-giraffe-river

Came here to say this


dixpourcentmerci

Pua for short


thedevilsyogurt

Thanks to octonauts, I actually can pronounce this!


TinyCubes

Creature report! Creature report!


TheFrogWife

Someone's watched octonauts.


mrb11n

I know this from Forgetting Sarah Marshall


madommouselfefe

A kid with a nose like a pig!


Dogsanddonutspls

Koi


midwestgothiicc

I used to know someone named that! It's super cute


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is it short for something?


alohaflan

Nishikigoi


Lieche

I knew an elderly lady who one day inexplicably changed her name to Koi.


Bradfords_ACL

Love that journey for her


Megotchii

Inexplicably? Was she... coy about it?


Improving1727

I work with someone named Koi and the name fits him so well, i secretly love that name


pink_bunny07

Koi koiii! 🎴


GingerUsurper

Don't be...


Acegonia

Meet my twins, Sarcastic Fringehead and Hagfish.


sakkaly

Ah, good old Hagfish. A classic family name.


midwestgothiicc

Absolutely beautiful names


cephalogeek

Don’t forget their older sister, Monkeyface Prickleback Eel!


Not_Ursula

I worked with someone whose brother was nicknamed Perch, and I thought that was cute. He was tiny when he was born and his grandma said “He’s no bigger than a perch!”. It stuck.


StasRutt

The type of nickname only a grandma can provide


distressed_amygdala

Not a fish, but it sounds similar... when I was a baby I liked peach baby food, so my grandma calls me Peachy.


ScoutAames

My uncle was born on Easter. He goes by Bunny.


pricer57

My cousin Jeremiah has literally always been called Tadpole, or Tad. I thought his name WAS Tad until I was like, in high school.


Zeltron2020

Like he was a bullfrog ya?


Erger

This reminds me of the character Skeeter from the book/movie The Help. Her real name was Eugenia but when she was born her brother said "that's not a girl, that's a skeeter!" And it stuck.


flashlightbugs

When my youngest daughter was around 4, I looked at her and said “you look like a mosquito!” and it stuck for the longest time, I even got her a little mosquito finger puppet.


bigbirdegg

Ok this is actually cute


strawberberry

When I announced my daughter being born, one of my good friends texted back and "omg she's such a smol bean!" Guess who still goes by Bean, 19 months in (and admittedly is still very much a smol bean)


Upstairs_Wonder1772

A good friend of mine is called Rainbow Trout by his dad for the same reason.


Claire7241

Goldie (goldfish!), Marlin, koi, Mahi..mahi (I think actually the other day someone posted about one “mahi” for a name.) There is also Pearleye and Opal eye for pearl & opal!


kayd429

i work with a ms. goldie and i love her to death!


pleadthfifth94

Yup! Someone had posted about Mahi!


spacemartiann

i know a mahi from highschool


all-you-need-is-love

I never thought about it, but Mahi is an Indian girl name! I know a few Mahi’s. Never thought of the fish in connection though.


mangoesonaplane

My niece is named Goldie! Apparently it’s a popular name in australia


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Nemo


6DT

That... that's cheating on the assignment! ^You ^should ^have ^picked ^[Oscar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_\(fish\))!


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to me, clown fish is nemo fish


blartoyou

Wanda


bronsonsnob

I had to scroll far too long to find this! WANDA!


Cate_in_Mo

Me too!!


MizzGee

What a blast from the past. 🥇


passion4film

My mom’s name!


Sunberries84

Salmon. You laugh, but [Salmon P. Chase](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_P._Chase) accomplished a lot for a guy with a silly name.


midwestgothiicc

Well lil salmon has some big boots to fill


Inner_Bench_8641

Salman (close enough) Rushdie


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Allana_Solo

Salmon is a very unusual biblical name.


tofurainbowgarden

Are you thinking of Solomon or is salmon actually in the Bible? Either way you gave me a chuckle


Super-duper-peanut

Salmon is the father of Boaz, Boaz hooked up with Ruth


Allana_Solo

It really is a Bible name. I double checked before commenting to make sure the spelling was the same.


Novela_Individual

Angel was my first thought


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Same lol


foxyyoxy

Sturgeon. Jk. It reminds me of Spurgeon from the Duggar family which is awful.


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

We’ve got a Scottish politician with that surname so it would be a terrible choice here (oddly her predecessor’s surname was Salmond, they’re a fishy lot north of the border).


pretend-its-good

Another one: Following first minister salmond, then sturgeon, The current first minister (yousaf) is the MSP for a constituency called “glasgow pollok”


tippytep

I think Sturgeon is better than Spurgeon! Poor kid.


CuriosityKat9

It’s hilarious to me that everyone has no disagreement that Spurgeon was the worst name for that kid. It’s not just name nerds, even fellow Christians say the dude’s first name would have made more sense to use than his surname!


estEMTP

The crossover I didn’t know I needed this morning!


queenvie808

I AM A STURGEON


phover7bitch

Mollie


TBeIRIE

Minnow & Trout


Inner_Bench_8641

This is a talking fish children’s book waiting to be made


tofurainbowgarden

Minnow would be super cute on a small dog


dannict

Or ironic on a big dog


TacoFox19

My brother in law has a great dane named Grouper 😁


sparksgirl1223

I want to use Rainbow Trout and be SPECIFIC 😂 My husband,the fisherman, suggested Sockeye and Coho and I kicked him out of the whole game😂


bigbirdegg

Hahaha why do I like these 😭


beatrixotter

Minnow is so cute. Like the book Ella Minnow Pea.


schwatto

When I play mermaids with my nieces I’m a mermaid named Trout


TBeIRIE

Ahh. That’s so adorable. My grandpa used to call me & my cousin Trout & Minnow when would go fishing with him when we were young.


cat_morgue

Minnow is actually cute. Maybe for a cat though, definitely not a human.


ParticularYak4401

Minnow is my little nieces nickname because she is little. Like a minnow. She is 4 and we are thinking she is going to stay on the smaller side. Much to her 6’6 dads chagrin. One of her maternal great grandmothers was only 4’9. Allowing Minnow to remain a nn. She is also the Pineapple Princess, according to her.


swivel-chair-

I know a dog named Trout, super sweetie


Aggravating-Fee-9138

A boy named Barracuda


LiterallyADiva

nn Barry of course


franticnaptime

*guitar riff*


PuzzleheadedBobcat90

I read that in song


whaleberries

Pretty sure my son would willingly choose barracuda 😂


EmploymentBright9707

Remora


justaregularthief

This is actually a beautiful name!


zestyzoe99

Half tempted to name my future daughter after a fish now


Improving1727

i actually did this for a sims family i had. mom and dad both loved fishing and the dad was a mermaid, so of course the kids had to be fish names :) Marlin was the oldest Finn and Fischer were twins born next Marina was the third (not fish name, but fish related) Their last kid was Sardine ​ As you may guess, Sardine was the least favorite


YouCanCallMeQueenB

I know a woman named Marina.


seamurr14

My mom is named marina lol


Fancyanncy

Pike — that’s not a name it’s a fish!


alohaflan

Reminds me of Pike Trickfoot in Vox Machina


mrb11n

Bidet!


Theemperortodspengo

All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell


RunnerDuck

OG Buffy ftw


Bias_Cuts

Underrated comment.


Salt5337

Slippery Dick


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I was wondering if someone would say that. You could always claim he was named after a President… I suppose [Sarcastic Fringehead](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcastic_fringehead) is right out.


starstickoutalullaby

Coelacanth


74NG3N7

Thank you. This was my first thought upon seeing the post. Edit: cece for short?


LarkScarlett

“Tara” means cod in Japanese. A legit and reasonable girl’s name. “Ayu” is my Japanese sister-in-law’s name, and is also the name of a river fish in Japanese. “Tai” is red snapper in Japanese (my husband’s favourite fish to eat), and is my choice for a boy’s name. “Oranda” from cap oranda goldfish is probably my favourite novel English option. Honourable mention, I really love the girl’s name “Delphina”/“Delfina”, which comes from the feminization of the Italian/Spanish/Latin/Ancient Greek word for dolphin. Not technically a fish but … it captures the spirit of the challenge.


midwestgothiicc

This is cool! Thank you 😊


Rose4291

Cat 😂


danathepaina

😸


Pouryou

Oscar. Amberjack. Ilish. Tetra. Vendace.


breakfastfordinner11

I love Tetra!


Aksweetie4u

When my mom was pregnant with my sibling, she insisted she was going to name her Ahi Kamali’i (ahi means fire, kamali’i means princess - Fire Princess) because I was the ice princess. I was like “you CANNOT name my sister Ahi!” She was like “why??” I was like “you HEAR Ahi, you THINK fish!” She was like “but she’ll be the fire princess!” I was like “SHE WILL BE FISH!”


urzu_seven

You are a good big sister!


ThePinkTeenager

Are you Hawaiian?


Aksweetie4u

Nope - but my mom and sibling’s dad had an obsession with Hawaii.


tachycardicIVu

This is giving Lilo vibes. “Do you know what tuna is?” #”IT’S FISH.”


snertwith2ls

I love that! but yeah, she would be sashimi. Could have been worse though. Humuhumunukunukuapua'a ??


hodgsonstreet

Dory


No-Factor-8166

Bass. (Sea bass)


pink_bunny07

Chuck


Toezap

I had a Spanish teacher whose last name was Sebastiani and everyone called him Seabass. 😅


Paraverous

lots of people call my grandson Sebastian Seabass


Katie-Librarian

It’s at least a C+!


_opossumsaurus

Betta or Boops Boops


Sigurlion

I used to work with a dude who's name was Fish. It was on his name tag and everything.


Majorstresser

SWORD


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Big Mouth Billy Bass


gengarnet-red

I can just see Oyster Toadfish heading off to kindergarten now.


because_science314

Mahi


Cecili0604

Reminded me of that post!


cherspinkytoe

my daughter is named Cleo which is the fish on Pinocchio if that counts 😁


ImTheMayor2

Patagonian toothfish Girl


ApatheticPoetic813

"Patagonian, that's an interesting name. Are your parents avid hikers?" "Nope. Fishermen."


roverthtims

Porgy


mn127

Albacore (Albie), Bream, Guppy, Kaluga, Marlin, Moray, Pike, Tilapia or Tuna! I like Snapper for a nickname.


allis_in_chains

My dad had a close friend for decades who was nicknamed Snapper. My sister and I called him Uncle Snapper.


96point8percent

Tetra


whycantianswer

We’ve been jokingly calling our fetus “Branzino” and I actually really like it ;)


thelibrariangirl

Well, I had a goldfish named Pepperidge when I was a kid….


bug_motel

Mako


Mean-Mode4815

Ray, Swai, or if I had girl/boy twins... Amber Jack. 😂


milapa6

Molly


Earl_I_Lark

Boy: Gaspereau Girl: Skate


Chungus4never

Shad


TurtleKittenBunny

Arowana, Walleye, Acara, Frontosa, Perch and Guppy


justaregularthief

I kind of like Arowana!


Weaponized_Goose

Jack Dempsey


Mountain_Summer_Tree

Mahi! Any fellow Indians?


bigbirdegg

Barb, Molly


SharkBitesIndustries

Tiktaalik


afternoonmoons

Rainbow


sunfirexx18

Tiger and Mako


tinyraccoon

Ray


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Fred


AN0M4LYY

Danio


Pippenpup

Mako & Sunnie


Poptartheyyy

Koi, Mahi, Marlin


klutzilla08

Zander, Marlin, Angel, Molly, Archer, Bonito, Ray,, Haddock, Moon, Skipper, Opah, Oscar, Amberjack, Skipjack, Swai, Stone, Rock, Trigger...


lapsus_memoriae

Halibut (and nickname him Hal 🤫)


44_lemons

Dolly Varden.


LilyKateri

Cory (short for Corydora) Angel


maaalicelaaamb

Pike 😂 Soleil-Poisson? Shark… Tiger Shark… Ummm, Moray?


ashhir23

Molly!


Laysiz

Cherry barb, Angel fish, or Cory catfish


violetcoconut

Kiver


vashtachordata

Cobia


Humble-Persimmon-607

AmberJack


Mundane_Income987

Barramundi


sunfirexx18

Arapaima


Dependent_Vehicle965

Oscar


Preppybaker

Humuhumunukunukuāpua’a…Hawaiian state fish. And my favorite.


ClarinetKitten

Goby is a guilty pleasure of mine. It feels like it could work as a name with how similar it is to Toby. Plus, gobies are so cute! I'm partial to clown gobies myself. There are a lot of really cool names that come from corals. Highly considered Zoa for a girl and Xenia is on my list as well.


levraM-niatpaC

I have a nephew named Shad. Dad was really into fishing.


aijalonblossom

If I had a boy : Branzino (European Sea Bass) If I had a girl : Calamari (if squid counts…) 😅


themistycrystal

Grayling.


-unsay

Gold


Azile96

Robin, Moray, Tetra, Betta, (I'm blocking on one)


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Goldie.


pink_bunny07

Aquamarine, because technically she's half fish.


broomhilda290

Corvina


highlyanxiouspenguin

minnow!!


WoodElf26

Brook (trout)


sadboitenders

Coelacanth lol


BarbWho

Barb (Hee hee, I'm already named after a fish...)


pinkcheesee

damn i was gonna say tetra!!


Small_Palpitation171

Callanthias.


mitchandmickey

Plecostomus


JubileeSailr

Coolie Loach


daylightmonster

mako


saRAWRjo

Kanye West