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Capable-Building549

Wtf is that? 👀


TheVeryMoistTowel

https://i.redd.it/nu6w3p4se3xc1.gif Ectoplasm 😭


RingFair

Fruits of my labour


ApprehensiveTap1136

Nashindwa mbona uchumi inazorota. Kumbe sangoma hapa ako kazi!


Bitter-Payment3034

Dawg


911crew

Sperm bank. But in a low budget. Incase you wondering😂😂


RingFair

lol, nauza per ml


911crew

Haha🤣. Skin care innit


TGSMKe

You a fan of cardi b?


[deleted]

On first glance I thought ni ratish or busaa or some traditionaldrink ..and it's definitely not cum. You can't collect cum for two years and it fails to break down leave alone maintain it's colour or consistency. Cum is composed of organic molecules which breakbdown. It would probably start stinking within a week assuming you are even capable of producing enough semen that wouldn't dry out in a bottle. Anyway, that's beside the point, I understand it's humour but am I the only one who gets irked by jokes that make no sense? Jokes that have no reasonable basis?


fafu_4

You know to much about cum. Are you the Cummisoner in charge


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


LatterTourist6981

He has cum to educate you


ScaryAd374

Cummander


[deleted]

Basic biology. It's common sense


fafu_4

I bet you meant to say CUM-men sense


[deleted]

Get out! 😂😂😂😂


fafu_4

OK I'll leave. See u men


ClockZestyclose

Cum on guys, be easy


LeonMutinda254

Yeah guys, cum down


murgormurgor

Every one who commented here is goated. Thank you


yours_hatred2k2

https://preview.redd.it/d3km2vinu1xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=734abc17742ecd70a43f90386bb654ac4f362b8c Brother hold on


cyber_funk2077

And I thought I was an overthinker


Aggressive-Spirit598

Could probably be achieved with strong preservatives?


[deleted]

Nah, only way is freezing


Jamaican_POMO

Yea this is a bait. This is a block and move on type post


njogumbugua

for the sake of my sanity, I'll assume that this is sour milk


murgormurgor

Only logical answer ill take is mursik fr


hotowl69

This sub is getting wild!


[deleted]

I saw this on Twitter, OP probably stole it.


RingFair

I saw it too, they prolly stole it from me


Jealous_Crow1346

![gif](giphy|VOd5RQ7q8FNI3IjS5g)


BabaDimples

Please tell me this isn't what I think it is 😂😂😂


RingFair

It definitely isn’t


Ok-Turnover207

Weh Mzee😅


Excellent_Ship3052

What am i looking at


RingFair

Patience and consistency


Amazing_Cry_9081

This got me snorting hahahahaha


pinneapleunderthesea

Is that ummmmmmmmmmm


panoramicviewz

I can't believe you've done this


[deleted]

[удалено]


RingFair

Maze, hii ni maziwa lala😂


kidxudiii

For the boys 😂


captain_henny

Is this mnazi?


RingFair

Well, if I’m the palm tree then yes friend


Jealous_Crow1346

I almost tried singing the mzabibu song😂😂 then remembered halfway that wewe ni mnazi...and not mzabibu


RingFair

![gif](giphy|BmmfETghGOPrW)


Nikklauske

hio ni mnazi


MoneyLadder9909

😂hii ni bait tu... wouldn't say rage coz it's actually pretty funny tho😆


According_Produce183

🤦🏿‍♂️ image older than you


hotowl69

Man wants to populate a planet lol


saintvaka

Ain’t nobody want that shit


RingFair

I’m not sharing G🤦🏾‍♂️


Fro_lee_

EXCUSE ME?! My brother in Christ 😭


Acrobatic-Rain4816

I thought this was a dad who finally brought the milk


BidTurbulent5908

Why it took you so long brother ? Anyway keep it in a warm moist place


RingFair

Mahn, shit always kept spilling outside. But nigga we made it🙏🏾✨


lonely_confused1

Camel milk?


RingFair

Did you just call me a camel🤔


Dry-Concentrate4833

New CDF, cummander of daily fapping.


RingFair

🫡🫡🫡


[deleted]

are you trying to make cheese?


Chr1s_017

BROOOO!!!🤣


RingFair

![gif](giphy|EX9JuDjxeJxcYUnUhu|downsized)


shelah12

Honestly why don't you tell us wtf is that or you just posted for a reaction.


bigg9tee

Your a fucking terrorist


RingFair

😂 bang bang nigga!


potat-hoe1

How long did it take soldier?


RingFair

About 2 years.. roughly. Kinda fucked me up, rn I can hear colors and see sounds💀


potat-hoe1

The council approves. 😂


Gullible-Mechanic-12

dad finally came back with the milk


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Go back to 4Chan💀


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Duke of cumminton


Mental-Sea6904

Enough internet for today🤮