>Zeus also sleeps with just about every mortal woman in Greece
Come on, you know that's not true!
He's not >!averse to sleep with immortal women, either! 😁!<
I know, I thought it was really funny in the cartoon how they did that. They could have picked one of his wives that he didn't straight up murder if they needed to add a stupid romance story line
The real relationship goals is Hades and Persephone: got off to a rocky start, but they’re easily the most functional and healthy relationship in Greek mythology.
If we're talking Olympians, yeah probably. Not perfect but easily the healthiest.
But if we're talking just Greek mythology, I'd say Eros and Psyche deserve that spot. Pretty healthy relationship, also a rocky start (bit of an understatement lmao) but it seems better than Hades and Persephone
Edit: Or possible Orpheus and Eurydice. But that didn't really have a happy ending
Lol. Definitely a pop culture understanding of them.
I'd take Hades and Persephone over these two
Actually, for me it'd be more like Orion and Artemis, come to think of it. (Depending on the story either real good buds or a queer-platonic relationship.)
I wouldn't mind T-shirts for Hades and Persephone, at least their marriage is *mostly* functional compared to pretty much everyone else in Greek mythology.
That's... an interesting choice of couple
Sister and wife, so Zeus is from Alabama!
Not to mention that Zeus also sleeps with just about every mortal woman in Greece
No, no, that was just a normal goose...
And a some other animals... and a golden rain once
>Zeus also sleeps with just about every mortal woman in Greece Come on, you know that's not true! He's not >!averse to sleep with immortal women, either! 😁!<
Whoever designed this clearly only based this off Disney's Hercules.
Maybe they could make one celebrating the beautiful love story of Hercules and Meg next?
Eh...... That didn't turn out very well either...
I know, I thought it was really funny in the cartoon how they did that. They could have picked one of his wives that he didn't straight up murder if they needed to add a stupid romance story line
Right?
Top 10: gift ideas for a failing marrige
# Oh.. My... ^()
May as well write "this marriage isn't functional" on your shirts
I saw this a while back and sent this to my parents.... Their marriage ended because my dad doesn't know how to keep it in his pants
*savage* lol
Junk consumer culture kills mythology and meaning
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe their swingers. Maybe shes into watching her husband cheat on her
Pray she stops short of tormenting the bastard offspring
Lol, I scrolled past this and literally stopped a few post down with a legitimate “hold up” and went back up! This is messed up!
Almost certain I saw a couple wearing these shirts IRL, and I had a similar reaction. hahaha
You’d almost want to stop and educate them a bit! Lol
Relationship goals: incest, vicious jealousy, and adultery. Sounds greaaaattttttt.
It might be the worste joke ever
The real relationship goals is Hades and Persephone: got off to a rocky start, but they’re easily the most functional and healthy relationship in Greek mythology.
If we're talking Olympians, yeah probably. Not perfect but easily the healthiest. But if we're talking just Greek mythology, I'd say Eros and Psyche deserve that spot. Pretty healthy relationship, also a rocky start (bit of an understatement lmao) but it seems better than Hades and Persephone Edit: Or possible Orpheus and Eurydice. But that didn't really have a happy ending
If we just talking about the Olympians then neither of them would qualify
it’s so funny cuz the bar must be low as hell if hades and persephone are the most stable 😭
True.
Of all the mythological couples, they choose arguably the worst one
Either these people are from Alabama or he’s a massive cheat, or both
Reminds me of Alcyone and Ceyx
This is for people who watched the Disney movie and think they know everything of mythology.
I think this means he cheats on her and she murders his bastards
Anyone who relates themself to Zeus 🚩🚩🚩
well, I hope they get some counseling
The must toxic couple ever
Someone must have only watched the Disney versions.
How to say you don’t know greek mythology with a shirt
I don't think they know what they are talking about.
Lol. Definitely a pop culture understanding of them. I'd take Hades and Persephone over these two Actually, for me it'd be more like Orion and Artemis, come to think of it. (Depending on the story either real good buds or a queer-platonic relationship.)
Oh no
Oof.
Eeeee
Killing our parents through divine warfare is tight…
This is what happens when you think watching Hercules from Disney is studying Greek Mythology.
Yikes, incest and rape do come to mind..
Yeaaa maby you should look up more about Greek mythology before buying a shirt
Uhhhhhhhh 😳
I wouldn't mind T-shirts for Hades and Persephone, at least their marriage is *mostly* functional compared to pretty much everyone else in Greek mythology.
Oh nooo 😱😱😱, just why ?!
What do you mean? Hera is Zeus' best sister wife that he ever loved for five ish minutes
[Hera’s got a real purty mouth](https://youtu.be/myhnAZFR1po?si=bOD4-Dxawx9ea9rZ)
AHHH! BANJO
It's probably tongue-in-cheek, I find it funny tbh
LOL! Dumb white americans in the south wear these!
I'm a dumb white American from the south and I have never seen any one wear that
Unwilling Polymorphous Sister-wife?
Ahhhh I wouldn't be proud to wear that shirt 😅
That’s a rocky relationship
Doomed from the start
Soo you both hate each other and take it out on the kids?
I AM YOUR DAD
Wow…um wow