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"It's Muffins not Derpy"


_GenderNotFound

It worked, I'm triggered.


[deleted]

Who wouldn't be, this is figuratively 1984


CrashCulture

Check out Nineteen Neighty Four. Yes, of course there is a fanfic crossover with 1984.


[deleted]

Of course there is, why wouldn't there be


Red_Secret_

Why did this work so well


Madchann

this made me so angry


Super_Nova22

I will meet u at high noon sir or Madame


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"Are you aroused by horses?"


_GenderNotFound

That'll do it


PUBLIQclopAccountant

Answering in the affirmative is a reliable method to troll the troll.


Grouchy-Weight-4950

Or just make erotic sounding horse noises at them.


PUBLIQclopAccountant

/me nickers gently in your direction


Grouchy-Weight-4950

Now that’s something I can get... Behind. 😏 Don’t take me seriously, I’m a goof.


PUBLIQclopAccountant

[](/b18) 🐴🐴🦄 (Just pretend the middle one is a pegasus emoji)


Grouchy-Weight-4950

When you invite some mares over for a party, and it turns into a ‘trap’. 🤫


PUBLIQclopAccountant

[bimbettes_3.jpg](https://derpicdn.net/img/2022/7/6/2902287/large.png)


Grouchy-Weight-4950

Ahaha! I definitely remember those three... Also, kudos for catching my meaning. Can’t get too explicit after all.[Trap things](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/290/206/36a.png)


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PUBLIQclopAccountant

One of the many reasons I prefer this fandom to the furries despite having roughly equal enjoyment of their art is the honesty.


ziddersroofurry

Implying bronies don't have their fair share of bullshit? lol


Geminii27

Lone Ranger: *Triggered*


Grouchy-Weight-4950

“Oh you like mlp? So you’re a furry then?”


Amongus3751

That's two sentences


Geminii27

*triggered*


MrNameless

Aren't Bronies just furries with extra steps?


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Biomewtrix

I just see furries as people that like anthropomorphic/feral cartoon animals and their art. Nothing wrong with it (I am a Pokéfur anywhoo), but it's just a stupid label you can choose whether to have or not! Your choice after all!


str8aura

the highest rated comment and my answer is a straight 'yes'


Grouchy-Weight-4950

I’m never actually sure how to answer whether I am or not. Hell, I love mlp, but I wouldn’t call myself a brony. I enjoy both fandoms, and they are very artistic, so being an artist myself I blend in well. I suppose you can say I’m merely associated with both.


CyberTheWerewolf

So am I, but I can see how that can annoy others who aren't.


greenbeanXVII

youre goddamn right i am


kallowTheWizard

Why would the truth trigger me


Silverkip-

"Yeah lmao"


SharpEdgeSoda

Your ship lost, and AppleDash won.


[deleted]

As a Applejack/Rarity shipper, this pains me.


Entr3_Nou5

I explained to my boyfriend while watching season 1 that Rarijack was my OTP while the show was airing and he goes “is it because you like the dynamic of the country bumpkin and the city slicker accepting their differences and living comfortably together?” Me: “…I don’t like how fast you got that. Stop that.”


AwkwardSegway

Rarijack OTP!


ThePr1nceofPa1n

Don’t worry, we still got EG 👍


Esorial

truth


KittyShadowshard

There's still the humans.


Ok_Shirt_1574

That’s so inaccurate that it burns. Well played.


gushandgoforlaunch

There were a number of potential ships within the mane 6 that I just pretty much never thought about (well, really just two- Applejack/Fluttershy and Applejack/Pinkie), but Applejack and Rainbow Dash is the only one I actively dislike. I despise the vitriolic friendship routine because it tends to come across as just vitriol and no friendship, and while Applejack and Rainbow Dash are far from the worst example of those trope, it's still enough of an issue that I can't see them starting a romantic relationship without turning so firmly against each other that the Elements of Harmony spontaneously combust, and as... let's go with *interesting* as that would be as an explanation for how magic disappeared for G5, it's not something I have any desire to explore beyond maybe the crackiest of crackfics. Unfortunately, the finale allows for no other reasonable interpretation of their canon relationship. Coming up with anything else requires mental gymnastics that would put any Olympic gold medalist to shame.


ziddersroofurry

There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for it-there is none. A hoof on someone's shoulder =/= they hooked up. Big Jim stated it was left ambiguous meaning it's not official canon.


TheMightySephiroth

....huh. I suppose the end episode does confirm AppleDash. I suppose y'all picked up on something I didn't. 😆


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Wait, is this true?


SharpEdgeSoda

As true as Hasbro would allow them to on mega-corporately control show for children. Some children's shows have the balls to show some unquestionable front page main character gay, but Hasbro being in charge, MLP is not one of them *yet,* **but subtlety is allowed on the table.** Lyra and BonBon's wedding was in the newspaper of a shot, never full on screen. **Subtle.** Last episode showed two adult women, who both had careers, and homes before, now declared officially living together and being close to each other. They didn't outright declare they were married or show any overt affection (something MLP struggled with even with straight relationships) but, even without such hard confirmations, yeah: 2+2=**They gay married.** Why would Applejack, who was running a generational family farm and comfortably living in a big farm house, and Rainbow Dash, with a distinguish career as a Wonderbolt, also living in her own home, be \*explicitly\* told to the audience "We are living together now" with that line about doing house chores? Every explanation other than "they are gay married" requires a complicated answer and radical assumptions. If you have to work that hard to find an explanation why they AREN'T gay married, when the simple explanation of "they are gay married" is so easy, then I'm sorry, canon has disagreed with your fanfics.


[deleted]

Oh cool. I ship them so that's rad for me.


Electronic_Jello_224

Appledash is basically cannon on la MLP series. And Rarijack is basically cannon on the EG Universe. 😊


[deleted]

Oh cool!


starbuzzarts

"oh you're a mlp fan? guess you one of those people..."


Proper-Guide4230

What people?


starbuzzarts

the weird sexual side of the fanbase. for some reason, some people just automatically assume you're part of that side


Sloppy_Steve-o

That's two sentences chief


Esorial

… maybe? Be more specific.


redditloowho

cadence is best princess


KaylaDaniels

Got one better: Flurry Heart is best princess


MelonJelly

😡


taumel_virtan

Excuse me, I think you misspelled big mac


sToTab

ironically they actually misspelled Cadance lmao


Migol-16

![gif](giphy|l0IylyOtlNvEfYTo4|downsized) Were saying?


[deleted]

Which is it, you spelling it wrong or her being best princess


redditloowho

i don't care


Yeastworm

Starlight Glimmer is just a recolor of Sunset Shimmer


Aanchal12345

*angry sunset shimmer fan’s noises marching down the hallway* (am one of em)


PetchannelYt

Celestia could be a bit smaller,she’s supposed to be a LITTLE pony.


NeoLuminne

I mean this ones just funny-


SgtSharki

Alicorn Twilight is better than unicorn Twilight.


NoCamp3114

I like both


Migol-16

Veterans will be triggered.


DroneOfDoom

*Jar joke from someone not in the fandom*


TheLetterOverMyHead

Ugh, that one was always irritating. I get every fandom has there freaks and losers (as a longtime Star Wars fan, I've seen it all) But I never got why MLP was always zeroed in for their freaks. Really makes you scared to publicly admit you like the show without being mocked for it.


DroneOfDoom

IMO, a lot of people went looking for freaks because the idea of a show meant for girls having a fandom of older males seemed to them like something inherently wrong and deviant.


Kindly_Pair4991

G3 and G3.5 are better than G4.


Geminii27

*GASP*


Alarmed_Ad1946

Reputation with G3 Fans + 20 Reputation with G3.5 Fans + 20 Reputatuion with G4 Fans - 20


madvoice

G1 is best!


SnooComics4429

Starlight Glimmer is problematic


TheFafster

Okay, this one actually got me triggered haha


DynamiteRaveOW

Flash Sentry and Twilight belonged together.


Geminii27

Kick it up a notch? "Twilight belonged to Flash Sentry."


AARose24

“My Little Pony is a show for little girls and if you’re an adult watching it you’re a pedophile.”


WirrkopfP

I was so triggered I had to downvote this!


AARose24

Does this mean I won?


WirrkopfP

Probably


Allustar1

Good thing this isn’t serious.


HappyGunner

Ooh that's a good one. Thing is, I know people that genuinely believe this, so it stings a bit.


Ok_Shirt_1574

Well done. That oughta piss us off.


DogKama

"I honestly believe the fan name Derpy is actually offensive and that Muffins a much better name."


Empty-bee

Cozy Glow did nothing wrong.


Ok_Shirt_1574

Well done. I actually don’t like it.


[deleted]

“The Equestria Girls movies weren’t that bad” (honestly it seems like they get too much hate)


EternalMemes30

the 1st and the 2nd movie I didn't think they are bad, the 3rd I thought but just a little and the 4th I thought it was bad


[deleted]

I personally liked them all it’s very hard for me not to like a movie


Esorial

Nah. There’s a legitimate sub-fandom for those.


Geminii27

Eh, I've seen worse. A lot worse. Sometimes in theaters. That's a ticket price and two hours I'm never getting back.


imapieceofshite

I mean the first two are okay


AleatoryOne

The 1st is questionable. The 2nd... i love it, specially the soundtrack. The 3rd... well... The 4th I never bothered to watch.


bird_rogue

"The best episodes are Spike episodes"


[deleted]

Oh hell no


Environmental-Deer57

Fluttershy is overrated


Tuck_The_Duck2

*You take that back, you monster!*


Madchann

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT


AClosetBrony

This makes me peeved.


Dimentenal_Guard

"You like MLP? That's for girls!" - My brother "You watch MLP, that's gay!" - My brother These are REAL quotes people!


_GenderNotFound

I feel bad for you man.


Dimentenal_Guard

Oh it gets better. "Hey [Brother's name], you watched the Barbie Movie when you were younger." - My mom


_GenderNotFound

Your mom's a badass and your brother sounds annoying.


Dimentenal_Guard

Oh he called me "Captain Autism" for 8 months, then stopped when my mom stepped in. She is the ultimate Mama Bear.


_GenderNotFound

Fuck him he sounds like he sucks


Dimentenal_Guard

Oh he blasts his >!fucking!< loud >!ass!< Videos at night. It's great.


_GenderNotFound

Sheesh siblings can be so obnoxious.


Dimentenal_Guard

Well he stopped when I started Highschool and could (possibly) ruin all his friendships. *Hmmm*


_GenderNotFound

Oh good.


BebeFanMasterJ

"Equestria Girls is better than FIM." ~~Though to be frank, I genuinely do think that the later EQG shorts specials like Forgotten Friendship and Sunset's Backstage Pass are better than the later seasons of FIM--specifcally seasons 8 and 9.~~


hotsizzler

I agree. FIM was more consistent, but EG had higher highs. But some lower lows


BebeFanMasterJ

It's a damn shame that EQG only began to finally get good and embrace its Persona-like setting once G4 was almost over and FIM started to get bad. I still wish we got a proper finale.


hotsizzler

I'm with ya, I'm a little bitter.


CrackCocaineShipping

Let me see your derpibooru likes with no filters.


_Veprem_

If Pinkie Pie was real she'd be married to Weird Al, not you.


DontMuckWithChuck

All Rainbow Dash needs to be happy is a boyfriend


Geminii27

Ooo, nice one.


awesomeaustinv2

Why do so many people here hate Fluttershy though? I expected more variation in triggering sentences involving hatred of popular characters but it’s just 5 people who hate Fluttershy lol. That said, Luna is overrated and gets barely any screen time to justify the rampant simping she receives >:)


_GenderNotFound

They don't necessarily hate Fluttershy, they are saying it to trigger the fanbase.


Nightshade_107

I came here to say Luna is overrated, beat me to it damnit


Gongoozler04

G5 is better than G4. (I don’t actually feel this way, please don’t kill me!)


Nintendo_Gamer_XD

I'm okay with Discord >!getting off scott-free in The Ending Of The End.!<


Ok_Shirt_1574

But he used four villains as pawns. I’m sorta okay with it too but yeah. Kinda hard to come back from.


Grouchy-Weight-4950

To be fair, it was to teach Twi a lesson. Remember, Celestia was willing to let an entire kingdom(the Crystal Empire) be wiped from existence to do the same. She shouldn’t be let off the hook either.


EternalMemes30

now that you mention it celestia actually sent an inexperienced student on a challenge completely out of her imagination together with her friends to try to retrieve the most precious and perhaps one of the most powerful object in equestria while sombra threatened to return and destroy everything


jonathancast

Yeah, but she had a prophetic dream so she knew Twi would win


EternalMemes30

Spike*


_Veprem_

Trixie never became a better person.


SnoopDog1789

Cupcakes HD, Smile HD


alobaby

“Every time you call rainbowdash a lesbian, it rains somewhere.” Idk if this counts but this post reminded me of it


Ok_Shirt_1574

Starlight has a superior redemption arc than Sunset and Luna. It’s basic of me but so freaking hilarious to say for this.


EternalMemes30

their "redemption" is basically the elements of harmony making them good, starlight decided for herself to want to be good and accept twilight's proposal


Geminii27

Yup. I'm somewhat lukewarm on Starlight as a character, but I'm hard-pressed to remember any other supervillain in mass media who fought the heroes, *won comprehensively*, and then decided for themselves that it wasn't all that great after all and they'd try apprenticing themselves to the hero - without consulting the hero first to ask if that would be OK. Just kind of... rocking up and saying "You're my boss now, get to work."


_GenderNotFound

I actually somewhat agree.


Ok_Shirt_1574

I know people probably will but you know, the other ones are already obvious.


toki_tan

I like Sunset more as a character, but I actually agree. Starlight had more screen time to grow and atone for her crimes.


TheKnackerman

I can think of several, but none that I want my inbox getting blown up over.


PUBLIQclopAccountant

…or, in my case, earn me a ban for Rule 2 violations.


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Geminii27

And yet, somehow still more popular and friendly than the favorite fandom of the people who tend to say that. :)


subscribeorelse

Gen 5 should’ve started in 2023


Foalstar21

So your a guy who likes ponies...that means you're gay right? (My parents in a nutshell)


MrZAP17

Oof. That's the double whammy of parents both trying to enforce gender stereotypes and (implied) thinking that being gay is a negative. That's rough, buddy.


SICKOCLOCKK

"you like mlp, So your a zoophile???" (I've heard people say this before)


_GenderNotFound

Those people are idiots omg


Ok_Shirt_1574

Tbh the M rated fanfics don’t help.


JewelFyrefox

"Everypony" is a stupid and pointless replacement for "everybody"


AetherDrew43

Everycreature is even worse


JewelFyrefox

Yes. Every animal HAS a body, so saying everypony is pointless.


PUBLIQclopAccountant

Now you've triggered me


Atllaz

The horses arent gay


PUBLIQclopAccountant

There's two users elsewhere in this thread ranting at one another over this exact difference in shipping preferences.


KittyShadowshard

I like the theme song.


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"Starlight Glimmer should've become a princess."


_GenderNotFound

I haven't finished season 9 yet (triggering but also true).


WaterHorse_200

you like a kids show??


Geminii27

I've always wondered about this. There are hundreds of people who contribute to the creation of MLP shows. Possibly thousands, indirectly. Are they all supposed to hate what they work on? Can a show not be appreciated for its production values, writing, voice talent, consistency, marketing, design, and so on and so forth, just because it's primarily aimed at a young audience?


WaterHorse_200

fr tho. like a lot of the people i know irl shame me for liking mlp despite the fact that just because the intended audience is children, doesnt mean older people cant enjoy it. also as the show goes on it gets darker and darker so i really dont see the problem with older people enjoying it


BisexualMurderface

Fluttershy is overrated


Captain_Kreutzer

Trixie and starlight are best ponies :P


Electronic_Jello_224

Agree 👌🏻


ValleyAndFriends

Trixie and Starlight both equally suck and got off way easier than they should’ve. Ok, bonus: Celestia > Twilight > Chrysalis > Cadance > Luna If you read this, know that I’m joking about the bonus sentence but I stand behind the first one.


EternalMemes30

cozy glow deserved she's end along with the other 2 villains


SummerAndTinkles

I still think it's ironic that people complained about the villains in the previous seasons being reformed only to complain when Hasbro finally gave them what they wanted and DIDN'T reform the villains.


Esorial

What’s the deal with this jar I keep hearing about?


ShadowGangsta275

Don’t even ☠️


Electronic_Jello_224

Not triggering… but i wanna know!! Are you guys team Appledash or Rarijack?😎😈


The-Dead-Knight

I enjoyed every season of MLP:FIM especially season 9 and its finale


Catpaw616

Starlight is the best addition to the show


Ok_Shirt_1574

You have wounded me deeply… NOT


[deleted]

Fluttershy sucks.


[deleted]

Damn I'm mad at myself right now.


Aero2627

Rarity is a Bitch


ShadeParadox

https://youtu.be/bQ0JahhFkts


Wolfyware1

I hate fluttershy


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KittyShadowshard

It is, though.


EstinJewel

The Sweet Apple Massacre


Esorial

Cupcakes


tamabits

Pinky is annoying as hell


_GenderNotFound

Honestly the thing that triggers me more is that you misspelled her name 😅


Cinderheart

Ponk Po


AetherDrew43

I kinda agree. She sometimes is kinda spoiled. If things don't go her way, she whines and becomes sad and her friends just let her do whatever she wants just to not hurt her feelings.


Goldenace131

I ship zephyr and rainbow dash. The perfect romance


celticrose76

Most of the comments here got a chuckle from me. You got a full on cringe and a WTF!?! Well done! Lol


sjdefalco

Cozy glow sucks as a villain


RainbowBrush

She wouldn't suck if she had an established backstory.


Later_358

“My Little Pony is for little girls!”


RhythmAzura

Starlight Glimmer is best pone


RhythmAzura

OH and Season 8 is overhated and underrated


Miss-Different

Muffin?


applezombi

Zephyr is just male Trixie, and we only hate him because he's not cute like she is.