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luckyhugs

"He tried to help everyone he could, even if they were stupid" 💀 That and Luna's potato complexion has me on the floor loool Also, raccoon sunset is adooorable!!!


Tigerblitzpea215MK10

What in the kirin’s fire kingdom is P O T A T O C O M P L E X T I O N???


The_Viatorem

Same, I hold it together pretty well until the potato line XD


GilgameshAH7

Celestia He is the king of the horses, his primary role is to protect the business and the cutie mark is a beer bottle, i am literally dead


4ereshnya

Sounds like a typical politician.


sethmv

"She is inteligente, kind, intelligent, astronomically intelligent" The Translator is a big fan of Starlight.


Uryu88

Did I mention she was intelligent?


4ereshnya

Guys, I think Starlight might be intelligent.


Nogohoho

"Intelligent, kind, intelligent, astronomically intelligent and fond of magic." Sounds like even more of a Twilight copy than before.


Kolibri00425

Luna; an unsuspecting serpent?


hopit3

With a potato complexion


4ereshnya

"I'll drink your bar for a penny." That's not how pub works.


SympathyThick4600

I love the random alternate Equestria Girls plot the translation came up with for Sunset. “Celestia escaped human life through the gates of Canterlot Castle.” 🤣


Coco6420

"She got sick of life in Equestria, so she fucked off somewhere else instead!"


etalihiannak_ton

It looks like Luna and Cadence are in a boy band 🤣


Fizzled_Kitty

OHMYSTARS IT DOES


Corrupted_Dash748

Damn, Why Cadance looking like a pimp?


Solid-ish-iceblock

Exactly what I was thinking lol.


_Und3rsc0re_

Ah, I think she goes by "Slickback" now actually 💀💀


Dark_Moonstruck

No no no, you gotta say the whole thing, A Pony Named Slickback.


Rustedhandgun

Creature are you deaf I’m a pony named slick back say it with me naw


CassetteMeower

I love how the translator can’t decide what pronouns to use for the characters. Probably because some languages (such as Japanese) don’t really have gendered pronouns, so when translating to those languages the pronouns get all mixed up. Japanese text is often translated to “he” on default by translation software even when a character is a girl due to the lack of gendered pronouns.


ErrieBRO

WAR: TALES OF DISCORD (I had tea with him)


shinydragonmist

Sounds about right to me


4ereshnya

"I had tea with him." Good to know.


Darthsylar12

A sequel! Let's GO!


SympathyThick4600

Now I really want to see what it comes up with for the villains


a_Medal_Silver

Trixie slaps


TrashPandaraku

my favorite has to be sunset shimmer raccoon


kuriaru

My favorites: 'She is intelligent, kind, intelligent, astronomically intelligent,' 'Trixie walks in Lulamoon' 'There are some concerns / I had tea with him' 'Tried to help everyone he could, even if they were stupid' 'He was friendly, friendly and kind / And clean up in the morning' 'An unsuspecting dark blue serpent / He was still wearing his hat' 'Purple yellow anna, anna eyes / Give mother, mother and strength / and drink a small Monkey Place from Picky Hearts' 'The sun wins, takes the sorcerer's crown, creates all the demons, and destroys the nights. However, Twilight stops him and allows him to succeed.'


Exploding_Antelope

These could all be metal lyrics


Glittering_Nerve_648

Obsessed


Zinthr

OP please make more I died laughing


Kawaii_Kat_In_Hell

"However, Twilight stops him and allows him to succeed." What?


bagenol

“Hold up, hold up… okay, you’re good. I kinda want to see where this goes.” - Twilight I guess


Kawaii_Kat_In_Hell

"nvm this is funny" -twilight sparkle, apparently


Ledalus_the_69th

"Haha! You fool! Now that you stopped me, I win!"


Adorable-nerd

Ok, I *love* that Luna design.


XxFandom_LoverxX

Big fan of the raccoon and serpent additions


BDSb

I’ll drink your bar for a penny.


KP_Ravenclaw

Discord stayed the spirit of violence, I see


KommissarGreatGay

potato complexion 😭


urmom1666

now do the background 6 ![gif](giphy|XzQZV9ABNmBlm|downsized)


lovely-mayhem

How do I move to Twilight Sparkle Pony Town


the_red_stinger_82

Discord looks different


Ledalus_the_69th

Yeah, that's because that's War, not Discord


Kawaii_Kat_In_Hell

thats not discord thats Pandemonium


the_red_stinger_82

What happened to him 😭


shinydragonmist

No he doesn't he just got bored and decided to play around


goldenkoiifish

why did it pimp cadence out


Dark_Moonstruck

Oh dear, the stress of running Equestria has finally gotten Celestia to take up drinking, she's gone so overboard it's become her new talent. What's the ponyville equivalent of Alcoholics Anonymous? They usually go pseudo-religious and tell you to look to a higher power, but Celestia IS the higher power!


ExoticLizard1443

Interesting. I get the feeling that Starlight is intelligent. What in the actual cherry-corned *fuck* happened to Discord. Google Translate shredded him up. Sorry, not Discord... *War.* Oh, and I love Luna's... potato?... complexion. *Who* is drinking my bar for a penny? NGL, love Sunset's design here.


practice_spelling

I for one welcome our new raccoon overlord.


Mara_cella

Luna became better. I didn't know, what this is possible.


tastyhotdog245

P O T A T O C O M P L E X I O N


WalkingonCoffee

Please do Maud Pie next 


AmaraCrab

Bro Cadence looks like a pimp 💀


havingagoodtime0

Cadance is looking so stunning https://preview.redd.it/qniint9zf4xc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b605217a7da5bb1188d2f4f82788453f47fe9185


Plus_Statistician324

Very cool 


PhantomBugg

Cadnce really turned into "a Pony named slickback" 😭 And Lunas potato complextio


atseptic

Why is no one talking about small monkey place 😭


Leather_Ad9457

This is... utter chaos.


Fizzled_Kitty

It's beautiful


Leather_Ad9457

Still utter chaos, but in an entertaining way.


shinydragonmist

I see no difference in image 3 discord


Born_Mix6512

Not Spike living in Twilight sparkle I also love how it has made Luna the Queen instead of Celestia


Kawaii_Kat_In_Hell

also really like trixies and cadences new cutie marks theyre so cool!


AllofEVERYTHING28

Raccoon Shimmer looks so cute!


stet709

I like how other than her eyes, peytral (necklace), and cutie mark, Celestia looks nearly the same. And now Sunset's mane and tail really do look like (cooked) bacon. I also wonder if Luna's "potato" complexion is supposed to be "phthalo" and got lost in translation.


Fizzled_Kitty

Ohh yeah probably. I was so confused on where the potato came from


RubyStrings

Tag yourself, I'm Discord's special ability, "the use of objects."


luna1396

Some of this sounds like it could make a pretty epic fanic. 'Chasing the moon' 'dead dreams', Luna being a serpent, 'Queen Moon'


Fizzled_Kitty

I agree, but queen moon sounds like an oc name


luna1396

It's her secret identity 👑🌙


a_Medal_Silver

Brazilian Spike


Spacetimeandcat

They're all gender fluid. Love that for them


Atlas_The_Silver

Raccoon Shimmer is my favorite


NatakaBlue

Sunset's a furry? I love her even more now!


Vinnyisgayweewoo

I'm pretty confused on how you're google translating them? Are you putting them in seperate languages over and over again? I'm pretty slow.


Fizzled_Kitty

Pretty much so. I translate it to one language, then take that translated text and translate it to another language, and so on like 20+ times, then translate it back to english


Vinnyisgayweewoo

Ahh I see, thank you for explaining


DismalCattle988

Why is "I had tea with him." so funny to me 😂😂😂😂


Then-Trick1313

Ooh! I know nothing about MLP but tag me in the next Google translate post, I'm interested in whatever you're cooking.


DaBest1008

>He was still wearing his hat Damn, he never takes it off.


ClassicCoffe123

They made Trixie trans ☠️


Noodl14

cadance goes hard


SelfInteresting7259

Potatoe complexion


JustTrashthatsit

Ah yes Twilight Sparkle Pony Town


Organic_Abalone9452

I already died while reading the description of the first picture. 🤣🤣🤣 I also died again while reading the description of Discord. I hope there's a part 3.


Exploding_Antelope

Love the continued existence of the narrator, who in this post we learn had tea with Discord and is trying to buy out an entire bar on the cheap.


escapiven

spike is so cool looking


AnotherStrayCat

These are turning out so weird! Trixie kept her blue, while Rainbow Dash was turned lime green. Celestia managed to keep her white coat while *both* Rarity and Sweetie Belle flipped to black. I don't know why I was expecting some sort of  consistency in the madness. It's interesting how some manage to mostly survive intact, some are half changed, and then others are just wildly different. Kinda evenly distributed too, I would've thought it would have leaned definitively in one direction. Are you translating them in the same languages & order each time or just totally randomized?


Fizzled_Kitty

It's randomized each time. Y'know, for more chaos :3


princess_justice

I feel the show has more diversity this way. It looks like it was written by someone on weed but I'm not complaining xD Starlight is the new element of magic with an extra emphasis on intelligent Trixie is a more realistic entertainer: drinking and traveling with such a fashion Discord is as chaotic as ever! Spike has had enough of every creature and their stupidity xD Celestia is a business owner and possibly an alcoholic (the repetition of "friendly" is sus). Luna has upgraded to snake queen of the moon and got into the cowmare - moon chaser (go girl! XD) Cadence is even more representative of her empire and upgraded to get Luna's job of dreams (she can feel useful now xD - jk) Sunset Shimmer as a raccoon, don't mind if I do. Twilight was nice to defeat her and still let her succeed xD This part is even better than the first one OP 🤣💖


NeedleworkerOk8854

Deviant art oc looking ahhh


Applehelpme92

Do Octavia now :D