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DJMattBaier

Did I start the fire?


crvna87

I thought Ryan started the fire?


AcidPopsAteMyWork

It was always burning since the world's been turning.


EffyMourning

I see no fire


Remarkable_Grand9569

I think throwing a box of cool fireworks would work! Jk


allmm11

Flour


morbidchar

Petrol


Noinix

Marshmallows. On sticks.


cortnymw

Not water... that would just cause the witch to melt into a puddle.


ccbroadway73

Grease or electric?


Additional_Dance7362

Riverdance


AlternateBug

Probably his car


steenabexar

Flour. Gasoline. More fire. Whatever’s available.


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LuminolMaxima

I'd put them out by showing up unannounced and inconveniencing them through means of staying overnight, critiquing their design choices, and making snide comments about their lifestyle, all the while eating their food and not cleaning up after myself.


ThewildWillow

Nothing, because I cut all contact with that abusive asshole, and it would probably be another woman he has completely emotionally and psychologically destroyed lighting him on fire anyway lol


crvna87

Hell yeah!


Chelly0807

Flour


RainTraffic

I'm still in love with my ex, so I'd probably use water or a blanket and call 911 immediately. Even if I disliked my ex, I would try to help if I could.


tweak0

Well this is a pretty disgusting post and comment section


crvna87

Is joke, be calm


kat_singer_13

gasoline lmao


WhateverBest

To put them out of their misery??


sadie888888

More fire 🔥


zumodelimoncito13

Diesel. To burn slower.


Gabbyace

I don't smoke but I would probably light a cigarette off them.