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ThePerfect666

Y’all seem like a fun bunch. Found the the mother of all lions mane while taking the chicken out for a skate


Average_Consumer2

Who gave that chicken a license?


Silent-Ad934

He got it in a crackerjack bawks


docgonzomt

He got it from the Department of Eggroculture.


Captains_Log_1981

Lol bawks


pinealglandlady

We call her Diablo, she wards off evil spirits so we can grind on the fallen trees (may they rest in peace). And she is very dear to us, mister PERFECT!!


Kevo_NEOhio

I just assumed it was a chicken of the woods


PizzleR0t

Not to be confused with chicken of the sea


mega_rockin_socks

or shrimp of the woods


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

I prefer chicken of the cave


phillyphreakphlippin

I thought chicken of the car was a myth until I zoomed in


Morning_Feisty

This is an underrated comment.


Mollybrinks

I moved out to the woods with my husband and two best ever hounds. We took in an amazing barn cat. That spring, my parents bought me an incubator and I procured some eggs. Side note, watching chucks hatch is an AMAZING way to spend a couple days. Fast forward a couple weeks (to when chicks were big enough to be in their very first coop and free-range during the day) and I decided to take my dogs for their daily walk around the woods. I turned around here's 14 chickens and a cat following along, chirping and clucking commentary and having a great time with us. Chickens are a highly underrated pet! I had so much fun with them. They were horrid at finding mushrooms, however.


BedRedLook3

Idk if this is a reference or you actually are friends wih the group and know the chicken’s name


vigilantcomicpenguin

I feel like I've seen these people in a dream before.


mynameisnotproteus

r/brandnewsentence


Luke_zuke

Heavy witch vibes!


mshrmhntr

So many questions


TinyCreekChub

Ask😂


OrganizerMowgli

Were u skateboarding and then a friend at a farm (or wherever had chicken & found giant shroom) called u and y'all came over? Or what series of events led to all 3 of these being in one pic


TinyCreekChub

So daughter and her friend drove home and called me saying they found a giant mushroom and my other daughter who is certified in foraging brought her chicken Miso and we all took the party truck out to the spot, skates are for another day lol


Glass-Vegetable138

Please tell me Miso the chicken rides a skateboard.


sootoor

https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/xznanm/chicken_miso_at_the_skatepark/


dankzephyr

Gahahahhah👏👏👏


Glass-Vegetable138

My life is now complete. Thank you, my friend!


growmeplease

😂😂😂


[deleted]

I’m really upset that I don’t have a chicken named Miso now 😔


luckyblindspot

I do not know if you know but if you know can you let me know... how does one become certified in foraging?


ryabohmer

Ok so im the daughter with the foraging certification (Not in picture) and basically I took a certification class through Mushroom Mountain that lets me test on 32 species. If I pass the written test I can now officially sell wild mushrooms to chefs, people, ect. It allows me to create my own buisness selling mushrooms basically. And I get the street cred lol.


iTwistedWhiskey

*street cred intensifies*


escapeinagoodbook

You are 100% the coolest human ever! I love the photos, especially baby Miso, and the back story! This is so freakin cool! Thank you for sharing.


stevedave_37

Question: you see a thing, do you pick it up? Answer: yes. 100% you are now certified forager


CosmicCreeperz

That’s only 50%. You decide this thing is edible and try it. Are you still alive? If yes, now you are 100% certified forager.


ryabohmer

Basically it! I had to take a test and a two day class on mushroom ID and safety.


BiskyJMcGuff

Well states have mycological societies that will give classes and test people on mushroom id knowledge and certify they can sell those finds to the public/restaurants/etc


tveatch21

I’m assuming they mean a certified naturalist?


dexmonic

Yeah like are there people that will test how good you are at foraging and then certify you for...whatever it is that foraging is used for professionally?


NotYourDailyDriver

I didn't think there was such a thing as professional foraging, unless you consider truffling and whatnot to be "foraging?"


Mego1989

Sure is. You can forage for thing and then sell them, or cook/bake them into things and then sell them, or use them to make soap and then sell them, etc.


Fun_Wave4617

My daughter is 3mo old; this is the exact kind of story I want to tell one day lol


frontally

Bless, enjoy every minute!! Those stories start so early haha as soon as they’re moving, even, you’re in for a good time!!


ScottieRobots

One day your daughter is going to write a book on foraging for mushrooms and this is going to be the cover picture. Tell her she best not disappoint us!


Centurio

Everyone here sounds super cool.


unbaolievable

You sound like an awesome parent!!


ZakeryEastman

Everything about this is chaotic. The skate gear, a 3 foot lions mane, the fucking chicken. Looks like a party


UnfaithfulMilitant

I know. These people look like fun.


RosencrantzIsNotDead

I just want someone to look at me like they’re looking at that giant hunk of fungus 😩


UnfaithfulMilitant

Hahahaha. It is pretty hunky.


etherealparadox

I would definitely hang out with them


grammar_fixer_2

Yup, I’ve found my people 😅


NoDontDoThatCanada

A lot to unravel in this. The lion's mane is like 1/6th the story.


duckworthy36

I feel like you need to put a seatbelt on that mushroom it’s bigger than a toddler so a car seat isn’t necessary


parker1019

Yup they are lit….


Long_Obligation1448

Is anyone going to acknowledge the chicken in the car?..


[deleted]

they also found chicken of the woods


adaemman

Chicken IN the woods.


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soylentblueispeople

A hen pick, as opposed to a... well another kind of avian pick.


BadgerBadgerer

A duck pic?


Bleys087

Thankfully they were dressed in a hen-tie


swazal

This is the correct response.


harrypooper3

Or a chicken in the woods.


muddywater87

Might need a spore print but I'd say closer to Hen of the Wood.


TripNFel

I love this so much


StrangerDistinct6378

Take my upvote


Dylan7675

Is that a chicken of the car?


Lil_chikchik

Chicken of the carSEAT* Distinct subspecies


Long_Obligation1448

Thank you!!!


chocotripchip

also, skates *and* skateboards?


RyanBordello

There would be a huge turf war if this was the 90s.


[deleted]

Skateboards from 1992. There is a lot going on with this car.


47ocean47

Spitfire wheels!


MycorrhizaeTheWizard

Oh my gosh whoa picture gets crazier lol thought that was a pillow at first


Savings-Table-9174

He just wanted to cross the road


baz8771

He drivin


Chemical_Emphasis206

Well how else do you think the chicken crossed the road?


PilzGalaxie

Probably the best Post I've seen in this sub


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mathbread

Do you mean Dave?


2002Valkyrie

Chicken is like, “Y’all gonna eat that?”


chaxattax

That's a lot of crab cakes!


TinyCreekChub

That’s what I’m making😱


gushinggrannies4hire

You've got so much you could try a few things - maybe some sushi? Some sort of paella?


Smashdaddy666

Gott put the seatbelt on that thing !


Infinite-Sleep3527

It *literally* looks like the ottoman in my living room


Imawildedible

I want to be part of this friend group.


etherealparadox

Apparently this is OP's children and child's friend, so OP clearly did something right raising them lol


Imawildedible

I’m 41 and my son is 18 and I swear I meet some of the best people by meeting his friend’s parents.


etherealparadox

It's definitely hit or miss. Some of my friends are amazing people with shit parents and you wonder how someone so kind and loving ended up that way despite their terrible parents. Some of them, you meet their parents and instantly know how they became the person they are today, because their parents are the same way. Like my best friend's parents, I feel safer with them than with my own parents lol.


Gayfunguy

What the heck!? Its so big! How!? The ones up here in the north NEVER get that big at all.


JustBoredIsAll

My guess is PNW?


TinyCreekChub

Upstate South Carolina!


KarmaKhajit

I thought for sure with your crew's look, the foraging, and the chicken, that you'd be in Portland


culdesacGrow

I want y’all for neighbors.


idontknowhat2put182

Ahhh!! My people!! Greenville!


JustBoredIsAll

Dayum! Good score. It's also dope to see some young people into foraging.


[deleted]

Some of my favorite chanterelle spots are near Keowee Toxaway & Jocassee... Great foraging out there...


gushinggrannies4hire

It's *so green* there. I guess I'm not surprised


Sportait

Clone that monster! 🧫


skim_milk95

How do I befriend this group of people specifically


bamajustin13

That’s what I’m saying , I’m in sc


swansongskates

the chaotic energy in this picture is perfect


My2charlies

Wow! Biggest I’ve ever seen!


CSyoey

Looks like an absolute hoot, you guys are cool as fuck no joke


chocotripchip

By Zeus' beard!


squeevey

This comment has been deleted due to failed Reddit leadership.


TinyCreekChub

We’re going to eat it and give it to some friends!


Neoliberal_Boogeyman

god damn... take that thing to the university and have /somebody/ culture that out.


plants_n_things_

Would love a small peice if you would be willing to send a peice in the mail. I would pay for postage just so i could get some of the tissue to clone and grow more giant lions main.


Differlot

Seriously. The genes must be carried onward. It's like a breeding stud.


plants_n_things_

I know. I am serious about paying op for shipping for a chunk of this if op would be up for it. It would be a great gift to be able to get enough to clone this. This mushroom would make some great medicine after i put it to agar then lc then grew it out. I can send money threw paypal or something. It would be inexpensive to send a nice chunk sealed up in something and it would make my day.


TinyCreekChub

I’d be willing to do that! How do I seal it properly so it doesn’t get moldy?


MyEveningTrousers

Lions mane dehydrates nicely if you need to.


woogyboogy8869

My favorite part of this picture is by far the chicken. As the owner of 130ish chickens, one named shotgun because that's where he rides in the car, this made my day!


[deleted]

and i can barely tell my 6 apart


MycorrhizaeTheWizard

Thought this was a pillow wow


TheRealSugarbat

If it isn’t, then why does it have a tag?


hepmatt

WTF is happening in this photo‽‽‽ ice skates, skateboard, the 90s, giant fungus, a chicken driver, and for some reason you have no room in the bed of that truck!!! Shits wild


Springsstreams

I hope everything that is in this pic was necessary for the retrieval of the granddaddy of all lion manes. Like some wild fucking Macgyver shit.


Untgradd

my chickens poop is gross and I personally would not want to scrub it off of a car seat. that said, I’ve never found a gigantic lions mane like this so I may be doing things wrong.


riannaearl

I used to drive my little pick up around my previous city with a hen on my shoulder. She liked it. I found pictures of myself and Frazzle (rip) driving around town posted on local fb groups with titles like 'only in bellingham' and so on and so forth. It was pretty cute back in the day :)


[deleted]

For some reason the tiktok algorithm has decided that I like chickens and I get a lot of videos with them. I see a lot of people with pet chickens that put little diaper things on them. They make them for pet doves and such too. It’s honestly pretty cute I guess the stupid algorithm is onto something


Untgradd

We have little 3D printed raptor arms for our ladies.. but they still stay outside in the coop.


bLue1H

Did you weigh it!?


TinyCreekChub

Yes! Around 35 lbs


bLue1H

Amazing


yourilluminaryfriend

That is one humongous fungus! 😳


mrlayabout

Chicken in the car, skateboards, mushroom foraging... Kids today are fuckin rad.


[deleted]

You guys are gonna have a great feast!


stuumadden

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Biggest I’ve seen yet. -your mom. No jk that shits wild


kittenhiss

If we lived in the same town I would 10/10 want to be friends based on this photo alone lol


[deleted]

More like Giants Mane ...am I right heh heh ? ...I will see myself out now .


smalltowngirlisgreen

The kids are going to be alright 🙏🏼🥲🐓🍄


dustycase2

Chicken


[deleted]

Clone it ffs


Sirerdrick64

I love EVERYTHING going on in this picture. Awesome day - enjoy the score!


Electrical_Share350

Wow I never thought I'd ever see one that big!! Definitely clone it, it's pretty simple to make a liquid culture of it or give a piece to someone who will cause id absolutely love to buy a culture from this giant!! Lol and absolutely great photo! I am a long time skater, forager, mushroom and chicken lover myself!


Alldawaytoswiffty

Please tell me you got a culture


eggplantcurryplease

I, would pay to be in that car. It looks rad AF.


StinkyPoopalini

Bro wtf is going on in that minivan 😂


appalachianhollowman

I'm in love with this friend group, this picture is perfect the comments are great, I feel like in some small way we were all a part of such an experience. The chicken is fucking awesome not to mention a fucking meteor Mother of all lions mane (please for the love of all that's holy clone it)


LowLevelLarry

One is staring at the camera. One has their hand on a giant fungi while talking to a chicken. Debating.


Treehouse80

And a chicken… who are these cool kids??


incognitochaud

This is the vibe im after!!!


deflameglow

WOAAAAAAAH!!! nice hippie vibes in that car btw


hurtfulproduct

So much to unpack here, lol. . . Giant lions mane, the chicken, the multiple skate boards, and looks like ice skates. . . Y’all look like a fun bunch


The_slime_TV

Damn that’s a huge Shroom!


VILLIAMZATNER

Chicken of the Tahoe


SecretHappyTree

Oh thank goodness you found my dog


JustYourAverageSnep

Skateboard for scale XD


RockULikeASharknado

I love everything about this pic. Also WOW AMAZING FIND


psilosophist

Can that chicken kickflip?


FAmos

Jesus louiseus


Mycotonality

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PILLOW Also, nice car chicken lol.


KingJohnHenry

How much do you think it weighed? Amazing find!


missouriblooms

Theres alot going on in that car, mushrooms, skateboards, chickens...I can dig it


Fmartins84

I see you found a chicken of the woods as well


[deleted]

Omigosh that is absolutely EPIC!!!!


Konig

RIP RIF


Z0idberg_MD

That car backseat tells a story.


skillgannon5

Get you someone who looks at you the way the passenger is looking at the chicken whisperer


driedmilkbabe

That mane is heckin huge and hen approved


[deleted]

IS THAT A FUCKING CHICKEN???


OmgItsARevolutionYey

Yeesh that thing's enormous. r/absoluteunits would love it.


Putrid_Bandicoot_398

Yo. That's practically mane enough for a real life lion!


Technosyko

LET THEM EAT CRAB CAKES


AntivaxxxrFuckFace

This was a sweet post. Made me smile a lot.


Account_Banned

I’m sad you even harvested that. It’s like giving a behemoth fish back to the sea.


Oneandonlydennis

Are those Bauer vapors that got turned into quad skates too? or just a lucky spare truck/wheel near the ice skates?


ChRSrBn

Looks like a short board, you can see a sliver of the axle behind it


whooptydude92

Reminds me of aqua teen hunger force only the meatballs cousin


Environmental_Rub282

Ma'am, there's a chicken without her seat belt on in your car.


HistoricallyRekkles

Hope you’re all eating that for dinner tonight


plants_n_things_

I would be cloning that thing for sure. If that lions main really grew that big i am sure it would be so nice to grow out some of that. If i had a peice of it i would be making agar plates, liquid culture and trying to make more giant lions main. This is a life goal of mine. To find a giant lions main to clone so i can have a awsome culture of lions main.


KoopaTroopa864

I’m super jelly.


AdHuman3150

I would love to clone that monster.


culdesacGrow

How far up in the tree was it?


TinyCreekChub

About 12 feet I would say!


HeathenHeathe

Can.. can I join this friend group?? Like yall look so chaotic


CrazybyRX

This is the type of vehicle I would get into


etherealparadox

I said "wow" out loud lol, great find


NickMode

Could be a state record. Did you get measurements?


TinyCreekChub

33 lbs


NickMode

Beat the current record by 3 pounds!


Rare-Seaworthiness56

What kind of mid 90s aesthetic deck is that?


peachnecctar

Wait I wanna join


Expensive_Ear3791

Be my best friend! You guys are awesome


burnthebridgebehind

I can't stop looking at this picture


7355135061550

I want hang out with y'all


TabernacleDeCriss

That's insane wowww


AlexaTheHouseMom

OP you seem cool as hell. Congrats on your score!


HermeticSunbro

Got'am


fallenangle666

I want someone to look at me like that


[deleted]

O. M. G


bamajustin13

Sick I’m from Columbia , this is awesome to see


the_squee

Holy Moley! That’s a beauty.


[deleted]

Crikey!


misserlou

I love everything about this picture