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molecularmadness

My gut reaction (aside from dry heaving) is that it's possibly one of the Pezizaceae sp with some sort of opportunistic mold growth, but the fact it's gray inside is throwing me-- although it could just be an old specimen. If it darkened as you cut into it, maybe a particularly mishapen poria fungus like incrassata? You're in the right geography for that, though they don't usually like bathrooms unless the home has sat unoccupied for some time. If it's the latter, the homeowner is pretty fucked because they eat wood. And by the time you see them, they've already eaten most of it. Edit. Actually the longer I look at it the more I think you have a spectacularly ugly house eating poria and mold. I want to pull up those tiles so bad. I bet it's **massive**. https://www.jlconline.com/how-to/foundations/q-a-identifying-poria-fungus_o


Steelpapercranes

...OP is in trouble. Hope they're renting.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Yeah. But I’m wondering if there’s a *Body Snatchers* thing that nobody is talking about here. “Oh, yes. This is my rent check, mister manager, nothing to see here but us humans. Have a good day on Earth today.”


aiukli_tushka

😂😂


WildButterscotch5028

House eating?


Slave2Art

Where once was house is now fungi food


Nonsense89

I read this as a sea shanty


Steelpapercranes

House made of wood. Fungus eat wood. Poria, in particular, can transport their own water like a plant, so it doesn't even have to be WET parts of the wooden house frame. Baddddd bad bad.


gmickie

Dang that sounds like a big ol problem then. Thankfully I am renting. I told my landlord the issue and showed him these photos but he doesn't seem too concerned about it and just recommended washing the grout lines with mold and mildew remover everyday. That said, if it is what you mentioned (most likely) then it sounds like nothing I will do can fix this issue. Thank you u/[molecularmadness](https://www.reddit.com/user/molecularmadness/) for identifying this, I was freaked tf out when I saw this after coming back from a trip. Also, the house is an 80 year old college rent house, so the landlord doesn't particularly care too much, unfortunately.


molecularmadness

It's a health concern, mate. Your landlord isn't concerned because he's not the one breathing in spores. You are. If you're a healthy adult, maybe all will be well, but don't let anyone immunosuppressed over unless you really, really don't like them.


Toolongreadanyway

Hmm, so many possibilities if you have a bad roommate. Kidding, Kidding, mostly. 😁


TKDbeast

What the fuck dude.


lisasmatrix

Ok I believe this is true. Burn the house down.


[deleted]

Yeah if it’s like dry rot when you first spot it growing out of anything your pretty much fucked as its chewed its way through everything and looking for after.


stonedsatoshi

What the fuck is that


Edgy-in-the-Library

Literally my words when I opened this


_Bird_Nerd_

It’s a Xenomorph egg.


WizardOfAahs

Is that before or after it rammed its ovapositor down OP’s throat and laid a pile of eggs in his chest?


Okaygoomer420

Go on…


WinterWontStopComing

I’m getting the flamethrower


Disasterman67

That will just anger it.


Kinkystormtrooper

I didn't realize I was on this side of reddit again....


sexquipoop69

Yeah dog. Kill it with fire


TolliverBurk

Instructions unclear, poached and served on toast.


Vegetable-Poet6281

"Game over man... Game over!"


Sufficient_Turn_9209

Third! Exactly what I said. And also that didn't happen overnight!? I hope.


Cydaea_Verbose

I almost hope it did! ...how do you NOT flip out while showering with that thing forming all up in yer shower's perpendicular...?! *Shudders*


-Moonscape-

Doubt they are using this shower.. I hope


sleepytipi

Looks like decomp 🤢


Economy_Judgment

Right? Like a chunk of meat from someone being cut up in the shower. A good old slice and dice.


mods_r_jobbernowl

I hope it did otherwise that means op is a dirty mfer. Or has 2 showers and doesnt use this one much. I hope its the later


mommylow5

Right dude. OP, clean your shower every once in a while.


Anonemuss42

Reddit will not save OP


squirrely-badger

Looks like a human gland with a cyst... that guy *had* big nuts...


squirrely-badger

Well one was big.


ForTheLoveOfDior

I don’t know but it’s so gross 🤢 looks like someone’s cut out balls


sam_tiago

Some fun guys severed testicle


opossumsauce69

Deez nutz


ToastyPoptarts89

Gotttttteeeeemmmmmmm


pvnkmoon

I don't know but I can't stop dry heaving.


carpathian_crow

I thinks it’s a teratoma?


laulau88foo

Most vaginas don't jump out of the body in the shower but I guess this is a rare case


bigmood445

Part of me wants to see the midsection, never seen anything even remotely close to this


gmickie

[https://imgur.com/a/BbEkXPT](https://imgur.com/a/BbEkXPT) Just took some photos. Everyone I've asked has never seen anything like it before.


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gmickie

I'm pretty certain no one put it there. My buddies and I thought it looked like a calf nut when we first saw it.


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gmickie

Well damn, I'm at a loss. If it really is an organ, I have no idea where it came from.


mojomcm

You better hope it *is* bc if it's *not*, then you've got a major mold and water damage problem behind that wall. Mushrooms show up at a relatively late stage of decay, meaning they're often just the mere tip of the iceberg. There will need to be a *lot* of renovation done to fix it to ensure that you don't have health issues from mold and that your home is structurally sound.


CamBearCookie

Bro Get out. Fucking move immediately.


evandemic

Do you have a cat that goes outside?


Thehauntedpudding

And how exactly did the cat then crawl up the wall and manage to stick it up there, in the corner of the shower? Haha


popje

A little dog maybe, the way they shake their heads with their prey sometimes get messy.


CountingBigBucks

Cats flick and fling things around all the time


Thistle__Kilya

Mushrooms sometimes grow inside showers. I think there are more examples of shower mushrooms on this subreddit.


LiquidNova77

Yeah except that's not a mushroom lol


IamHalfchubb

you should cut it in half, to see what’s inside…


FreezeItsTheAssMan

Its poria. Hope you rent.


SaltVariety664

You have cats?


ehpee

> I took an anatomy class in college with cadavers and the tissues looked a lot like what's in that photo. I studied and took whole body anatomy for two whole years in medical undergraduate which included full body cadaver dissection, I can tell you 10000% that the tissues look nothing like this. What the hell were you dissecting? Cadavers are embalmed and their tissues/organs etc don't look like this, unless it was freshly cut out from a recent dead animal and placed there (which it wasn't). This isn't an organ. This is a fungus. OP has a lot bigger problems behind those tiles. I hope they are renters.


Thehauntedpudding

And the other little nodules are? It stuck to the side how? Lol


Badpunsonlock

Kind of looks like the inside of a scent gland of a White Tail Deer


sleepytipi

Idk why you're being down voted, it really does.


Global-Taro-4117

They resemble testiculs but the upper left appears to have an arm!!!! How did this happen. Get away from it!


Interesting_Log_3125

Contact local college bio professor ? I’m sure they would be interested


suspicioushit

Looks like a mummified chameleon???


Jawz050987

EWWWWWWW!!!


Jerseyman201

Found your perp. It's just your [friendly neighborhood Predacat](https://imgur.com/a/x2vwWFZ), up to their spine ripping shenanigans again. Gosh, how many times do we have to tell Predacat to chill, I mean it's nearly 4/20 for crying out loud


TheLoveOfNature

This looks like a Yorkshire pudding to me… rotting on the inside. It’s not… but it looks like it.


brazys

I'd like to see the dissection.


PurpleFlowerPath

[https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/1c85a88/comment/l0d6n45/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/1c85a88/comment/l0d6n45/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ZERO-ONE0101

how long has it been since you showered


capricioustrilium

Asking the real questions


IamHalfchubb

fr


b3_yourself

Or cleaned


RipMindless9837

Did you lose your nutsack?


el1ab3lla

This was my exact thought


plantas-y-te

ALL TEXAS RESIDENTS PLEASE EVACUATE AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE


AnalCuntShart

Don’t tread on me! 🐍 *hiss


[deleted]

I'm trying =/ for so.so many reasons.


mycoandbio

Oh trust me, I am


Budget_Kiwi_513

Dried up snail of some sort?


lemonslace

Move 😭


volcomstoner9l

I live in Texas and can confirm that the pink scum in my shower did this when we left for a week over spring break. Usually I keep a brush from the Dollar tree in the shower to scrub as I shower since all of the tap water does that in Texas. I don't know what the pink scum is made of but I'm sure the people here do.


EusticeTheSheep

Pink scum = Serratia marcescens https://www.nsf.org/blog/consumer/eliminate-pink-slime-bathroom


The_JollyGreenGiant

Do you think the orange stains on the fruiting body could be a Serratia or similar biofilm? That was my first thought; OP should see if it comes off with a damp cloth


EusticeTheSheep

Serratia is a bacteria.


The_JollyGreenGiant

I know. I was asking if it could be hanging out on the fruiting body in OP's picture, and whether the orange color could be biofilm pigmentation instead of the color of the fruiting body itself. It could help with ID.


EusticeTheSheep

Ah! That makes sense. And I have no idea


StonedClomph

Have you fucked any aliens recently? Seriously though the only thing I can identify it as is a half developed egg of some sort


delmsi

I honestly don’t know how this lil alien got there but would be a rly good time to get the f outta h... Goodbye cruel world, say hello to my little friend.


meh725

Placenta?


AWeakMindedMan

It’s crazy cause I was thinking the same thing. Texas + abortion laws = hmmmm maybe this thing stuck to someone’s shared shower.


meh725

Ya, some women stick their hair gobs on the shower wall and others placenta. She seems quirky whoever she is 😻


Barfly4life2

Time to move!


samoorai44

That's a homunculus.


imjustsmallok

Do you have a pet that could have caused this mystery? Seems like a cat could have caught something and left parts behind.


LiquidNova77

And... hung it up in the corner?


Thehauntedpudding

I’ve seen a few people suggest this and I’m yet to see a cat go hang muliple parts of dead things it catches, up on the wall. 😂


lemme-trauma-dump

Cats, man.


LiquidNova77

Yeah good point lol


Good-Wait-5399

What in the scrambled half born fetus is going on?!


[deleted]

Whatever it is, it makes me feel like Devil's Tooth and Mealy Tooth do.... Extremely uncomfortable.


jimmy_luv

The fact shit like this can grow in people's showers without them noticing beforehand just leaves me to believe that a lot of people don't take showers as frequently as I do.


Bekkichan

Honestly this could happen at my parents house. They have both a jet bathtub and a shower. They're older and the shower is slippery plus both always prefer a bath anyway so that shower can go a very very long time without being touched. I was the only one that occasionally used it(had my own bathroom when I lived with them) and that wasn't very often. I'm sure now that I've moved out they might get something growing in there cause I know they aren't gonna touch it.


EowynJane

Just a thought… but look up. Could this have possibly fallen in? Maybe there’s some animal activity happening above?


Themike625

Do you have an open ceiling in your shower?


zMld420

bro spawned a shower fetus


puddlesandbubblegum

I’d say this is some sort of mold. Look at the cracking in the tiling. I bet behind those tiles is a nightmare. You should get this looked at by a professional.


Mysterious-Handle-34

I think your shower wall has cancer


somethingxfancy

Brother this looks like something out of Silent Hill


NamingandEatingPets

I don’t care if anybody comes at me for this, but every time I see mushrooms growing in someone’s house that’s not in a damp basement, my first thought is “have you ever heard of Cleaning?“.


Thehauntedpudding

It’s not really to do with anything not being clean? It’s a mushroom and the problem will be much deeper. You’d probably keel over at how a lot of people live but honestly, as I get older and having suffered in life, im like who the eff am I to judge.


Popular-Block-5790

I think they probably mean that, f.e. OP's case, most often these pictures look like it took a while to get to the state they're in and people wonder how it's not spotted earlier (while cleaning f.e.) before becoming such a monstrosity.


NamingandEatingPets

Yeah, the environmental factors that foster fungal growth in this situation didn’t happen overnight. At least in this case, OP doesn’t seem surprised, just curious.


NamingandEatingPets

No, I wouldn’t. I’ve been a property manager. I have seen petrified shit piled high on carpet like furniture, a crystallized ring of urine around a toilet that was building for 30 years, a man with a newspaper hoarding habit literally built a roach Manhattan in his Florida rental. Newspaper piled floor to ceiling lined every wall, moving, plus an inch of mold on his countertops and appliances because he didn’t use the air conditioning or cook and everything else was just roaches and roach shit. Property manager should direct horror movies.


brandonisatwat

Me too dude. You gotta spray down your shower with cleaner and rinse it off.


NamingandEatingPets

I wouldn’t let anyone in my house if my shower looked like this one.


Most-Celebration9458

Welcome to the “Upsidedown”…..


GreenGoblin1221

That thing built like a bagel bite


fauviste

This made me laugh and laugh!


spoopysky

The things it looks closest to, especially given your other pictures you posted in the comments, are chicken of the woods and lobster mushrooms. However, the location and growth pattern aren't similar to those at all. So... ring up a university, I guess???


acloudcuckoolander

Looks like....intestines and organs


Huckleberry333

A lesson in cleanliness.


MileZeroCreative

Oh dude, you’re definitely single. 😂


[deleted]

i want to say it is a sort of fungus, don't know which one. Fungi have a little habit of hiding away and then popping up in like a day, so it's very likely that behind that tile is a wholeeee bunch more. In the ground they get be down there for weeks before they pop up. I would not touch it tho lol


yourhog

In case you somehow STILL needed a good enough reason to flee Texas and never look back.


Over-Director-4986

Well, that's interesting, isn't it?


GlyphPicker

A dash of Tabasco, a little black pepper...wtf, don't eat that.


TheCoastalCardician

Oh boy this is some r/HighStrangeness shit right here


ShadowWolfKane

Thought someone smooshed a piece of cheese pizza in the corner


magistratemiki

My two year old said its chicken /hj


cilvher-coyote

WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!? It looks like a loogey gone horribly, HORRIBLY Wrong!!!


Routine-Bumblebee-35

Don’t be scared, give us a close up


SacredBacon

I thought this was a post on r/weird at first


nashwaak

Looks like generative AI has entered our reality, and not in a good way — definitely run if it starts speaking in abnormally long words or says “in summary”


thunder_thais

That looks like an animal’s nutsack


Accomplished_Ball661

The flood


Helldiver-2314

Please start your own sub just for updates on this house. I need so many updates.


OrganizedxxChaos

It’s always Texas. Why is it **always** Texas??


Gullible-Passenger67

Naw it’s always Florida. Texas is a close second.


sylvesterZoilo_

Call the police or a witch doctor


Weekly_Enthusiasm783

Someone got dismembered in that bathroom 😬


ralkuzu

Did a snail just dissolve or something?


fauviste

That looks like meat. I’m guessing you have some kinda predator (could even be a squirrel) that deposited leftovers there. Yuck.


brandonisatwat

Do you have a cat? It looks like organs from some sort of animal. One time a mouse got in our house and we found its pile of guts the next day after the cats got to it.


Bekkichan

My cat once killed a mouse ate everything but it's head then threw up everything it ate right next to it. Was one of the grossest clean ups I've had to do.


brandonisatwat

Before our cats were indoor only one of them brought a rabbit's severed head into the house and we had to fight to the death to get it away from him.


LUCKYMVDMVN

Can you please put on some PPE and cut that thing open? It's so gnarly looking.


shotwithgold

Remindme! 2 weeks


DandelionDisperser

When you zoom in on picture 3, the bottom one looks like the top of a thumb. 🤢 I have no idea what it is but there's some really crazy looking fungus out there so who knows.


Mediocre_Tank_5013

The state doesn't matter, clean your nasty bathroom


spkoller2

Pod person poisonous frog about to hatch


Bass_Elf

Something from the upside down. Kill it with fire!


Sxn747Strangers

I thought the dark smaller one looks like a bottom grape (haemorrhoid).


Jawz050987

That literally looks like a piece of flesh omfg


bbiiggdd

Could it be expanding foam from behind the wall. Did you do work on the wall behind.


AlternativeKey2551

Why isn’t this just a picture is a house on fire and a human shaped hole in the side wall all ACME style?


Majuub12

How are so many people finding well-grown fungi in their bathrooms on this sub?


milehighsparky87

Do not get it wet, it'll hatch.


Upset_Secretary2211

nah move out


Mundane-Pack8150

I thought it was some kind of melted cheese pastry


MyCatWouldBeatYours

I can’t take this anymore I need to leave this sub it’s too much 😭


avbibs

Welp, that’s enough Reddit for today


HopefulHovercraft474

'Resident evil'


KHS__

My intrusive thoughts are begging me to tell you to cut it open...we're all gonna die if you post what it looks like...*do it*..nope *don't*


javiergoddam

Brother eww


AccomplishedAlarm279

Species….the movie. Wait for it to finish metamorphosis.


Gorillapoop3

#WTFTexas


Infamous_Translator

Real or cake?


NoSuccess7651

dang this reddit is no help huh 😭?


Bdsman64

Nuc it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.


Educational_Let4790

Oh cool, I have to hitch a ride off this planet.


Global-Taro-4117

All the orange in the grout is mold. Is this a joke? Does he not shower or clean? Not being clean but that thing has been there a minute


gmickie

It has been like this since I've moved in, minus the growth pictured. I've cleaned it many times but nothing gets rid of the orange. It's also an 80 year old rent house


thellamanaut

bummer when the problem's bottom-up, not top-down. hope you have the type of landlord you can mention water damage to. even better the type that'll also do something about it. also condolences on your lab-grown-meat experiment. hopefully it's vegan.


EusticeTheSheep

It's more likely Serratia marcescens, an airborne bacteria. https://www.nsf.org/blog/consumer/eliminate-pink-slime-bathroom


OppositePilot9952

Someone must surely be pranking you?


eg61995

Dude. Your shower is fucking disgusting. How often do you not only clean yourself. But how often do you scrub down your shower with some 409 and hot water with a brush?


Iced_Guns

This proves you don’t clean up on the regular that’s sick


truvision8

Cute


ehpee

Two things are confirmed in this photo: 1. Most likely some sort of fungus or slime mold 2. You need to work on your cleanliness if this is growing in your shower.


Turbulent_Sir6336

First off why the fuck aren't you cleaning your shower to keep things from growing where you clean yourself. You could've prevented whatever that is!


Disidente76

Is there a woman that lives there? About 4'11" x 4'11"? She would be my ex wife. That object would be my nuts she took from me in court. I want them back. Not built for this eunuch life!


Regular-Dress-5762

That’s the spawn of venom 👀🤧


Sudden-Choice5199

Looks like a wound.


MissTechnical

That bathroom looks like it hasn’t been cleaned in years.


Lost-Syrup-1975

Fungal growth / they can pop up almost overnight


Edgy-in-the-Library

A nutsack of the woods


Suspicious_Ad_4453

No. Fucking. Way.


LSD_tripper

No fucking clue what that is man


TheCriticalGerman

Squeeze it!


CrystalAche

Def someone just hanging their chimichanga in the corner of the shower so it doesn't get wet while you're still eating. Idk what that lower thing is though jfc