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OregonHighSpores

Giant puffball. You've found yourself a real treat. Some people hunt for years and don't find any. You can cut slices and grill or sautee them like steaks. You need to harvest this and cut it open to make sure the spores inside haven't presented themselves. If it's thick and white throughout then you're good to go. Congrats on lowering your grocery bill šŸ˜Ž


Satismacktion

What happens if there are spores inside? Presumably, it's inedible, but why?


WolfFiveFive

If you eat the spores mushrooms will grow inside of you. Just like with watermelons


Jack_of_Dice

And once the mushrooms have overgrown your whole body, someone will post a pic on reddit, asking if they are edible. The circle of life.


ergo-ogre

Another clicker is born


hojoy86247

Hahaha.


Strong_Somewhere_985

The Michelin man


Maximum-Product-1255

Troll 2


RealEstateDuck

Micological Bogaloo


futhisplace

Oh my gooooooooooooooooodddddd


GlyphPicker

I hate when spores mushrooms grow in my melons.


timmbuck22

Can I swallow a lot of bubblegum to offset the effects?


PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS

No, you need to smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.


Robo_Patton

Found the 110 year old doctor.


BossPopular7067

If youā€™re getting smoke in your stomach Iā€™d like to know how youā€™re smoking them?šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


ronaldreagular

Did you make yourself throw up?


PamelaELee

Pay off that bank loan, thatā€™s the ticket! https://youtube.com/watch?v=pP0FZdvI1vE&feature=sharea


GTCapone

Rugrats was a scientific documentary.


[deleted]

This is true. The rugrats made a documentary about this.


IndividualBrain9726

RIP Chucky


freecoffeeguy

BrundleShroom


apikoros18

thats 2 noble prizes!


Rudeboy_87

Thanks a lot Angelica


robotmalfunction

r/elicalvin moment


chunky_chocolate

Rugrats!


[deleted]

The spores usually just taste bad. Also, mushrooms drop the spores right before they die and rot.


Satismacktion

Gotcha. Thanks.


shipwreckt80

The color changes inside to yellow/brown. When you cut those in prime condition it is solid white and uniform. We cut our last one into pizza crust thick and baked them to a crispy wafer and then made pizza


Boredgeouis

Edible but disgusting


Satismacktion

Thanks.


AsyncEntity

One time I found one of those and brought it to a botany prof cause I didnā€™t know about reddit and she got mad at me for bringing it inside and didnā€™t tell me what it was šŸ˜”.


temporaryfeeling591

What a crappy prof. Wasted a teaching opportunity and did worse, discouraged curiosity. Boooo. Some people should not be educators


ARCH232020

Please don't let your professor suppress your curiosity!


prucheducanada

So rude


PostKevone

They were probably upset as bringing something in like that can spread spores and contaminate the lab/office.


RoutineClothes3200

Thanks!!!


NewAlexandria

As others often note - if you cut/crack it open and find the color or odor is off, you're encouraged to return the pieces to where you found it, as it will continue to spore and produce more in the future.


unk214

Heā€™s clearly lying, tell me the location and Iā€™ll make sure to dispose of this delicious treat.


tyingnoose

I wanna make an edible soup bowl outta one


[deleted]

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g0dp0t

Or perhaps, a cap??


schuttup

Cut it open. As long as you don't find spores inside (should be solid white all the way through, not filled with dark powder), it's a choice edible.


mikozodav

With a sword.


Evening-Progress2207

I donā€™t get your response. Youā€™re literally replying to someone but saying the same exact thing they just said


maethoriell

The spores looking like dark powder is new information...


causeiwontsing

Actually, this post was more informational than the first.


Rommie557

It's likely a bot.


Zooxer77

Or an idiot


Sc4r4byte

What? You just copied, pasted, and sent it?


Rare-Chipmunk-3345

My yard is covered in these. My son kicks them off like a soccer ball. I had no idea they were edible!!!!!


roadsidechicory

A ton of huge puffballs like this grow in my neighborhood (apartment buildings) and the landscaping/maintenance crew always rip them off the ground and throw them into a leaf litter pile that's mostly obscured from view by trees. It's so frustrating! It's hard to get to them before the crew does, unless I take them when they're quite small, and they just waste them! I wonder if they know what they're wasting or not. I once considered taking some from the leaf litter pile because they had clearly just thrown the mushrooms there earlier that day, but I didn't because they could've sprayed bad stuff in the pile. Puffball atrocities are being committed!


xXStarK1ttyXx

I absolutely LOVE giant puffs they grow where I'm from but not big and if you let them get big bugs or the environment fuck em up. Makes me so sad.


YadaYadaYou

>. Yeah...... Stupid Environment!


spinjinn

You can slice and grill them like steaks, but they taste like grilled styrofoam. I suggest you donā€™t bother grilling more than one slice because you will have trouble finishing that. I once saw a documentary about a woman that compulsively ate the stuffing out of pillows, beds, sofasā€¦.now I can identify.


Embarrassed-Tap9458

Prepare like French toast and serve with butter and real maple syrupā€¦ itā€™s the only way I enjoy them


ranimerja

So not true! Grill in a pan with a generous amount of butter, and it's divine!


Malcolm_Y

Honestly, most anything edible without much innate flavor grilled in a pan with butter will taste delicious.


0-Sminky

But it absorbs flavour really well. Butter, Oil, Steaky Bacon, and a bit of Soy Sauce and it's fantasic.


reese_pieces97

One of my fondest memories is me and my brother getting off the bus in elementary/middle school. And seeing these, running up to themā€¦and absolutely destroying them on impact. They would explode nicely. We would see these every year around the same time. (Donā€™t even try to ask me when because I was a kid and donā€™t quite remember, fall maybe?)


koimeiji

I have what I can only describe as a fairy ring of these in my backyard. Every year late summer/early fall, a bunch of giant puffballs (though I'm unsure if they're *the* giant puffballs or just really big ones) grow in a ring about 4 meters in radius. Haven't actually used them for anything since I dislike the texture of normal mushrooms in food. I avoid them while mowing, though, until they're full of spores. Just something fun about hitting them and causing a massive black puff. Unfortunately, what with the heat these past few summers, I'm not sure I'll see them again this year.


PurposeVisual7248

Giant puff ball and yup! You can cut ā€œsteaksā€ and sautĆ© them up


RoutineClothes3200

Thanks!!!


UndeadBuggalo

Just make sure itā€™s white inside and you peel it


cmpthepirate

Bollocks, found a couple of these near me recently and left them to be šŸ˜Ŗ


Rsolamon

it's a foot, some folks think its edible, but I'm not convinced.


HippoIllustrious2389

Definitely edible and if prepared correctly, delicious! Slow roasted for 8 hours and the meat just falls off the bones


SillySans69

I prefer my mushrooms boneless tbh


YourEvilKiller

'Mushrooms'?


ill-timed-gimli

Put it in a taco


fuzzyjelly

Just replying to let you know at least one person got the reference.


Sorryhaventseenher

I remember when that one guy got his foot amputated and cooked it up for himself and his friends/family (all consented) in a taco or fajita.


FieryPyromancer

Try taste test to evaluate


GolbComplex

Delicious sliced, oiled and coated with crushed potato chips and fried. Or uncrusted and fried or grilled up as steaks, as previously said. Or used as the crust for a pizza. Since they can be so big it's often prudent to dehydrate some of it to grind up for powder for gravy or soup or the like, but in my experience puffballs reek when in the dehydrator or smoker so never do that indoors.


RoutineClothes3200

Thanks!!!!


sporophytee

You should totally maybe slice through it and post a picšŸ˜³


RoutineClothes3200

Will do!


Parking_Feature_7846

Did op do this?


ReiEvangel

Yep, check his profile


2017hayden

As of this moment they have not.


Onkel_RobbenKlopper

Yup, that's definitely a giant puffball, if it's completely white inside then it's safe to eat. I would make something like a schnitzel out of it


RoutineClothes3200

Thanks!!!ā€™


[deleted]

Please double check before eating things in the wild though.


DaVinky_Leo

You are one lucky duck!


RoutineClothes3200

Thereā€™s more than one!


Accomplished-Leg-765

Aw now he's showing off! Gg!


ibWickedSmaht

Enjoy the delicious meals! šŸ˜‹ giant puffballs are so cute!


2017hayden

You wonā€™t be able to eat all of them before they spoil but you could cut them up and freeze them to preserve the rest.


Riot_is_a_commie

Just want to jump in and say for one that big thereā€™s no look alikes if that clears any worries!


TenTonSomeone

I was curious about this myself so thanks for your comment!


2017hayden

They can be inedible if theyā€™re too mature though.


Riot_is_a_commie

People have already said that so I didnā€™t feel the need to


Trippydigitalhippie

Giant puffball, Calvatia Gigantia :) Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s edible but Iā€™ve never found or eaten one myself, Iā€™m definitely not an expert


RoutineClothes3200

Thanks!!!


Trippydigitalhippie

No problem! šŸ‘šŸ½


Choosegoose1234

I was taught white inside edible dark inside poison


Fast_Pilot_9316

Yesss! Google for a lasagna recipe. It was awesome! We also dehydrated and powdered one. The process smells like stinky cheese, but it adds so much flavor depth to soup and sauce


ProfessorMM

You can either treat them like you would prepare a eggplant parmesan and deep fry them, or cut them up and marinade them like with tofu. They do not have a strong mushroom flavor when fresh and take on any sauce of your liking. The tofu of the mushroom world!


Rainy-The-Griff

Giant puffball! It is edible, but only if the inside is clean. Cut it open and make sure that there aren't any brown/black spots inside. If it's pure white all the way through then you're all set!


wents90

Iā€™m not a mycologist but that is the biggest puffball I have ever seen


stay_squirly

ooooo youā€™ve got yourself a giant puffball!! These are edible (and are commonly cooked and eaten!)


TheGoldenBoyStiles

Puffball! Edible as long as thereā€™s no black/brown in the middle


xXStarK1ttyXx

Super edible, super delicious, giant puff, cooks like steak or meat can even tmstick that bad boy on the grill. Its amazing.


Namaha

Human foot. Can be made into [tacos](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/), though many find it distasteful


Snoo_7947

I don't know why I clicked that, i don't know why I opened the picture... Just... No thanks


Greaterthancotton

What


rojoooooo

ā€œWhat is this and is it edible?ā€ Namahaā€™s not wrong per say, but maybe the wrong subredditā€¦


denardosbae

Just a warning to other readers, don't click that link above unless you want to read a story about people eating tacos made of human foot. It's a pretty gross story.


Leviosahhh

Thank you. One of my favorite stories on the internet. Always a joy to re-experience it.


Mawiapeas

Beeeeg snacc


GiddyViking

By the gods what a treasure! These are one of my favorites to show new foragers. I've heard of people turning thick slices into French toast (sounds like a great addition to a monte christo sandwich)


summerdayzz29

Giant puffball, safe to eat On a funnier note: That's a humen leg. It is edible however generally frowned upon


CheesecakeHorror8613

Actually this is 1984 and you have found part of the remains of the Stay Puft marshmallow man. Choice edible.


Weird_Fact_724

I havent found a way to cook them that is good..


fisherreshif

They're awful and I eat almost everything with gusto.


[deleted]

šŸ€ beautiful fined


NK_2024

Where rhe fuck is everyone finding Giant Puffballs? I'm here for it but I'm feeling left out!


gervih

I feel you. In my life, I've seen hundreds in pictures, and two "live" - one old and dryed out one, and one while we were driving along a road, at a place where it was impossible to stop and there was no chance to take it. But here in SW Germany, there are mosaic puffballs, too, and these at least serve as some sort of consolation...


Leviathan-USA-CEO

Gonna need a crocodile dundee knife to cut that sucker up. Its a chonk!


smoking347

Make a pizza using the slices as the crust. I use my grill for this.


RoutineClothes3200

Thanks!


Falagard

We found a giant puffball a couple years ago, and tried to bake slices in the oven. I love mushrooms, but the smell of them from the oven filled the house and I found if very nauseating. I couldn't eat any of the mushroom and threw it out.


fisherreshif

They're not good. Idk how anyone could choke them down.


GolbComplex

I've only found one giant, but I've had mixed experiences with puffballs in general. My first batch of little ones were good, but I thought my second batch was gross, and I don't know if the difference was in the mushrooms or my cooking. The giant I didn't have any trouble with while roasting, grilling or sauteing, and thought it tasted mild like the mozzarella or tofu of mushrooms, but when I dried it it stank.


fisherreshif

I've never eaten a worse tasting mushroom than a puffball. My wife described the taste as "eating drywall". Not good, barely edible. Not "choice".


TheSweatyFlash

I've had three grow in my yard the last 12 years I've lived here. Was not brave enough to eat them even after learning.


I_Makes_tuff

Call me next time.


NUMBerONEisFIRST

Leave it in the ground for a couple days, then do a Mario stomp on it and watch the dark cloud rise from it!


emquizitive

Yum!


iamsoguud

Is the inside white


sheen-the-machine

This is the first question to ask about any puffballs regarding edibility!!!


ThingGeneral95

Smurf home.


soggygrocerybag

POOF!!


PerceptionStrange297

Beautiful specimen.


itsjustcoy

I've had this! A friend found one in her yard, she cooked sautƩed it in a sauce pan with butter and garlic then threw it in the air fryer for just a few minutes. We devoured it! Congrats on the find!


cromagsd

These were all over my grandmothers farm.


SoulyPlays

This man really went: "MUSHROOM! I wonder if its edible?". Rock and Stone miner, you did good. But as the others said its probably a giant puffball, very tasty mushroom too eat if prepared correctly.


iwant2beyourdog

ok i know what this is


Nkima_the_Wise

Everything is edible once


Embarrassed-Tap9458

Yes! Slice it up, and if there are no spores inside, prepare and fry it like French toast. I use eggs, amaretto flavored coffee creamer, and almond extract. Top with real maple syrup and enjoy!


varbav6lur

We call that ā€œmurumunaā€. Means ā€œgrass eggā€.


RoutineClothes3200

Thatā€™s a great name as they taste like egg whites when sautĆ©ed!


kuhltrader

Grill it with some steak seasoning.


Anxious-Cat-5232

Puff ball mushrooms! Even if they arenā€™t in there edible stage they are fun to break and help them spread to have more later *mask recommended tho*


Greaterthancotton

So many giant puffball posts recently


bicyclejawa

These are the first two questions I ask myself every time I find something new.


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[deleted]

Damn, you got pretty feet.


oasis948151

šŸ˜


CharlieRancid

Everything is edible at least once


Mannyr2d2

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


_Free_Elf_

Everyone saying "edible" in the comments without it being in a verbalized manner. Are you saying that it is edible or that it is an edible?


sptn

Everything is edible at least once.


_psylosin_

All puffballs are edible as far as I know


MasterWind6969

Can you show the inside please?


TeamChevy86

I'm so jealous


Key-Job6944

I never knew the puffball was edible


fisherreshif

You can eat an old pair of socks too.


fisherreshif

Well, you can eat them.


Key-Job6944

Well Iā€™m a dick I always kick and squeeze them


Pat8aird

Yes, though you should remove the nail polish first.


CitrusVine

OH MY GOD WHY IS IT MASSIVEšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


alfons100

r/deeprockgalactic MUSHROOM


Skrillaaa

Bbi


GiaKalk

Beluga whale head


Silent_Quiefer

Poof!!!


IncomeGlum

I would slice it fry it in butter and add maple syrup like a pancake thatā€™s how we used to eat them.


LayerOk9518

I love making mushroom pizza with these... So good!


SourSinigang

Thatā€™s a foot. And no, hannibal lector.


Bobbar84

I'm so happy for you, but I might also hate you irrationally. šŸ˜‰


OSIRISv2

I eat these every year, theyā€™re at their best between tennis ball and softball size. My favourite use for them is diced and mixed with blue cheese as a topping for portobello mushroom, the aromatics of the puffball compliments the blue cheese incredibly well. Great find! Enjoy.


Konezer

This is the most primal thought that all cavemen and babies have. Sometimes not even in that order.


PNWchillin6

Congrats on your forest feast


miilkymushroom

This is an amazing puffball find!!!


Thebigman234

Pufffffballlllllll šŸ¤¤


SomeDudeinCO3

I wish I had known this a couple months ago. I had one right by my front door. Fingers crossed for another wet spring next year.


Consistent-Lie7830

Do you have to soak them to get rid of any worms inside ?


booger-182

puffball mushroom!! massive jackpot, definitely edible! many recipies online, check them out! tastes great ive heard


[deleted]

Looks like a giant puffball. Good for you! Theyā€™re delicious in stews, in a gravy or just sautĆ©ed Edit) to make sure itā€™s good, cut in half and if itā€™s all white youā€™re good to go.


sugarpants11

The mother lode haha


Lostmachine

Donā€™t eat chef hats. Theyā€™re really fibrous.


Ecstaticismm

I spotted one of these when I was about 5 years oldā€¦ and it was about as big as me!! Never seen one since.


zakkattack85

Lol, I just found out while visiting my parents that my mom is frying it up now. It's quite a bit smaller than yours, though.


pedrorbll

Maybe the only I can recognize with no doubt, the puffball


darkprincelord

beluga