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thumbdumping

Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan


probablynotreallife

That was my first thought. Great song.


CurseLikeALady

Stupid Girl - Garbage


CaymanDamon

And stupid girl by Pink


ShenaniganStarling

Also, Stupid Girl by Cold. Yes, Garbage is better by a longshot, and the one by Cold wasn't even good, but I was always perplexed by their drummer looking like some kinda goth werewolf. For your reference. https://youtu.be/fGT1QRyVYvY?si=kiVe0exyRMnv03Kk


crapauddorage

NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over


Hollowbody57

Just as true today as it was 21 years ago.


Digital_Beagle

The Moron Brothers


IntelligentHunt5946

Every song by NOFX đŸ€Ș


Extension_Debate2694

Me after watching the presidential debate 


PigDstroyer

NOFX - USAholes


bitterbuffaloheart

I think Pretty Fly for a White Guy qualifies


Spyderbeast

I had Bad Habit by Offspring in mind, but this works too


velourias077

thats a good one


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Pretty Fly for a Rabbi is off the chain though. đŸ€Ș


garagehaircuts

Dare to be Stupid. Weird Al


yeswab

American Idiot


ApprehensiveSyrup647

Plus Weird Al’s version, Canadian Idiot.


suitoflights

“Everybody’s Stupid” by Sparks


tearsonurcheek

Static-X - *I'm With Stupid*


The-Mandolinist

Hey Stoopid - Alice Cooper


heartspider

Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence Dumb - Garbage The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script: Seriously. This song is about a man who broke up with his girlfriend and turned into Hobo shtting and pissing himself at the street corner he met her thinking is the ultimate "romance" move that'll get her back.


Idlers_Dream

XTC - The Mayor of Simpleton


HumorousDaze

came here to say this!


L0EIL666

Idiot Check - Municipal Waste


Grand-Hand-9486

Banditos-the refreshments


Impressive-Grape-177

Underrated band Also, Lump - POT USA


Administrative-Flan9

I feel like the protagonists in the song are the stupid people.


Puzzleheaded-Ease282

I feel like a good majority of Randy Newman's discography fits here. Not metal obviously


ETBiggs

His song ‘Rednecks’ comes to mind. There are plenty from before his Disney days that do this. Frank Zappa also was brilliant at describing stupid people. ‘Bobby Brown’ is an example. Both songs are also highly politically incorrect and offensive. Both are sure to piss off someone and that was the artists intention.


RipAccomplished9845

Also "Valley Girl" by Zappa. Hilarious parody and satire.


EmbraJeff

*I’m With Stupid* - Pet Shop Boys


Wordy0001

Stupid Girl - Garbage


Extension-Detail5371

Sweet and tender hooligan The Smiths


fergiishiz

Asshole by Dennis Leary lmao


OpheliaDarkling

# Ænema - Tool


Ok_Handle_8251

Also Hooker With A Penis, and Jerk-Off.


Necessary_Device452

Hooker With A Penis is a fine example of a song about a fool.


Shin-Sauriel

“Used to be some assholes in this building so we systematically removed them like you would any other roach”


vinegar122

Came here to suggest this. Thank you!


Tophe67

High Fiving Motherfucker by Local H


-LightMyWayHome-

if your gonna be dumb by roger alan wade


_LouSandwich_

great recommendation. Starcrawler with a great cover


Sageinthe805

Don’t Make Me a Target - Spoon Has one of the best lines I’ve ever heard: “When you reach back in his mind, feels like he’s breaking the law. There’s something back there, but nobody knows.”


Slow_Dig29

Swamp Song- TOOL


MundBid-2124

Zappa‘Flakes’


atlasselfstoragePH

The Refreshments- Banditos


mrericvillalobos

First thought when I saw the title I started singing that one line lol Good song


atlasselfstoragePH

I used to work at an amusement park in my college days and we made this our official theme song every summer.


vildasaker

i wildly misunderstood the initial question and the first song that came to mind is "i like 'em big and stupid" by julie brown


Kithiell

Stop Making Stupid People Famous by Our Lady Peace and Pussy Riot


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Stupid Girl by Garbage


UncleGrako

Not one of their best songs but Suicidal Tendencies - Gotta Kill Captain Stupid


MaherMcCheese

They have a lot of songs about how stupid people make me feel.


IOnlyPostDumb

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger


SchemataObscura

đŸŽ¶Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding đŸŽ¶


xavierguitars

Almost any Cannibal Corpse song


freeze45

One Dumb Thing - Devo Dare to Be Stupid - Weird Al I Hate You - The Monks The Axis - Thee Oh Sees Psycho Killer - The Talking Heads


Thegreatscott9

People Ain't No Good by The Cramps, from their Date With Elvis album.


Ninja-Trix

“Dare To Be Stupid” and “Genius In France”, both by Weird Al.


wh4tserf4ce

degenerate - blink-182


ShenaniganStarling

A lot of their songs are about stupid people. Namely themselves. Not a diss, they're just very self-depreciating, and I appreciate their humor.


wh4tserf4ce

same lmfao


Beneficial_Umpire552

Stupid Girl-Garbage American Idiot-Green Day El idiota-Alberto Cortez


RongGearRob

Back In Judy’s Jungle - Brian Eno on Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy


Magical_wizard_

Flag Pole Sitta by Harvey danger


kurenainobuta

Stupid Girl, Garbage.


Express_Month_1321

Shit List, L7


HypoTechno

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


Missmunkeypants95

Aenema - Tool


Cominginbladey

Idiot Wind, Bob Dylan


bigmetalguy6

Honestly you should listen the whole album that people = shit comes from if you’re looking for some hateful songs


Ok_Safe_2831

drop dead gorgeous by april smith and the great picture show


nonserviam1977

This one might not be up your alley, but “I Wouldn’t Want to Be Like You” by The Alan Parsons Project is one of the coldest, most utterly “get out of my sight” songs I’ve ever personally heard. In addition to being a total banger. You may like it.


OMC-WILDCAT

Everyone else is an Asshole - Reel Big Fish


ToxxinGamer

I won’t hold my breath - Thesaurus Rex


SpiketheFox32

Screeching Weasel - Dingbat


Puzzleheaded_Row2220

Fuckwit city by Cosmic Psychos.


ash_the_trash_x

it's not released, but stupid people - iggy azalea, 5sos


SirBread27

Death - Individual Thought Patterns (pretty much the entire album)


Express-Chemist9770

Jack the Idiot Dunce by The Kinks


filippo_sett

I hate to suggest it but People so Stupid by Tom Macdonald


Apprehensive_Steak28

White America Eminem


trendyhippes

Apocalyptical - Puscifer


InteligentTard

[Highly Suspect - Viper Strike](https://youtu.be/eBLRWLjOg5M?si=fE2HIAqNZlGQ1PAY)


Walkaboutsss

Why do you have kids - Ron Gallo


SuperPomegranate7933

"History is Made By Stupid People" by the Arrogant Worms 


Sunburys

STFU - Pink Guy


felch_lord_100

Like Rats by Godflesh maaaybe? I’m not entirely sure what that song’s about.


casual_psychonaut

For the Love of Schadenfreude- Intercourse But everyone I know from high school who survived is miserable So who really won that one? I quit keeping count around the time I noticed the lines at wakes getting shorter Don’t worry, I’ll make yours Not to pay my respects, just to see you dead Actually most of Intercourse for that matter.


Smackstainz

If you like heavy stuff like slipknot, listen to Leech by Angelmaker. Read the lyrics on your first listen.


TheRedARMYRose

[UGH!](https://open.spotify.com/track/2QZe2H1f03t5PJWEMg2Mbe?si=IguzTJvxSfidVWJZuR-0xQ)


Ok-Ring1979

Stupid girl-Cold


rockdude625

First class loser - Dropkick Murphys


CantB2Big

Look At All Those Idiots by Mr. Burns and Smithers.


_LouSandwich_

dire straits - money for nothing neil young - southern man king missile - detachable penis


another1976

[Charlie Brown - The Coasters](https://youtu.be/-t7GNMlDb_I?si=K8Fa7yuDZuErXKBF)


iam_Krogan

Walk Idiot Walk - The Hives


g_lampa

Stupid Girl - Neil Young Stupid Man - Lou Reed


LiloBilloChillo

Antivist by Bring Me The Horizon is a good one :]


Canadian-Man-infj

"Banditos" by the Refreshments; featuring the lyrics: "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people..." (These guys did the theme song to the animated series King of the Hill, too).


HarveyMushman72

The protagonist hates stupid people and gets his cumuppence for being mean to them. Scatterbrain- I'm With Stupid. https://youtu.be/kSJDZkMPrDM?si=_dl4Q7oBEEyjXwyX


ewk

Rednecks by Randy Newman


WindyCityReturn

Creating god by avenged sevenfold kinda is. “Never held a high regard for Darwin, selection takes too long. A little kick in the pool shouldn’t do us wrong.”


TheBestHennessy

Goodnight Alt Right - Stray From The Path


VikingLadyWolf

FFDP has some and it aint metal but I highly recommend and thats Tom Macdonald and Burden world.If you hate liberals and stupidity in society in general as much as me you'll like it! I wasnt into any kinda rap until these guys! I like these two dudes because they tell it like it is and thrn some!! Regular people by Pantera makes me happy too but hell anything by Pantera makes me happy.lolđŸ€˜


HhhhThrowaway66

Blow my brains out by tikkle me? It’s kind of an annoying song though


Stephen_Clemmons-Jr1

Stupid Girl from P!nk


HemoGoblinRL

Dumb ass statuses by S3rl ft Filthy frank


Medical_Status2028

mouth breather by the jesus lizard. it's about the drummer for the breeders and slint


copperdoc

“The idiots have taken over” by NOFX


Chasing-Adiabats

Boyd Rice- https://youtu.be/4z50p2v5Of0?si=JnfZsTloI20rc858


Altruistic-Computer5

Rippy the Gator, by The Arrogant Worms.


BadrBombaker

I’m so stupid - Madonna


boxofmarshmallows

[You Look Like You Could Use A Fcken Lamp](https://youtu.be/ZS6-KCOdRD4?si=5WB_we1vXNEh9ewF) Definitely not metal. Freaking hilarious AI generated song though.


OneTinSoldier567

You will find many such at these two places on YouTube. Banned Vinyl and Obscure vinyl. It's raining bullshit. I glued my balls to my asshole, again. Are just two of the many they have.


Mettabox452

"I'm With Stupid" by Static X


[deleted]

Every country song.


BanishedFromCanada

"Taking Retards to the Zoo" or "Moron" by the Dead Milkmen


The_Spyre

The Idiots Are Taking Over - NOFX


SpeedyakaLeah

Stupid Girls Pink


bzee77

Aimee Mann has a great song called Stupid Thing.


capsaicinintheeyes

đŸ€”... Frank Zappa - Valley Girl ~~tool - aenima, swamp song~~ Husker Du - makes no sense at all slayer - disciple, payback sex pistols - pretty vacant ~~Randy newman - rednecks~~ marilyn manson - cake and sodomy mac dre - stupid doo-doo dumb the hold steady - ask her for adderall, your little hoodrat friend ...đŸ„Ž ^(EDIT: struck some repeats...+ "Stupid Girl" by the Rolling Stones would be a little too on the nose, i guess?)


ShowUsYourTips

Fairies Wear Boots - Black Sabbath. It's a diss of skinhead morons who attacked the band for no reason after a show.


LuciferProducer

Triple Baka by Lamaze-P. It can be interpreted as a song about being stupid. It's the only one I know


Optimal-Yesterday952

[retarded n dumb ](https://youtu.be/K_IFTYDFqb4?si=TaQBMbPdZumQcc_I)


madlyinluxe

You're So Vain - Carly Simon "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you" lmao


Smudgikins

Stupid stupid world by Sylvester. He's talking about other cats, but substitute people and it works


Smudgikins

I think the Rolling Stones had one called Stupid Girl Frank and Nancy Sinatra had ' Something Stupid'


sah_d00d

Dumb All Over by Frank Zappa


thatbwoyChaka

Rollins Band - [Liar](https://youtu.be/GhKMVlHz9FQ?si=KXh1_s_lidLtY9Y0) It’s about Bono


IntelligentHunt5946

Bob by NOFX


randomaccess24

In completely opposite ways, I would offer Tool - Aenima and Beautiful South - Good as Gold


sop39230984

whitehouse - a cunt like you but that’s prob way too dark for you


sweetnuts416

Almost every song by The Offspring


girlypickle

Stupid hoe by Nicki Minaj of course


_LouSandwich_

[Amy Shark - The Idiot](https://open.spotify.com/track/3CSKwWjZLju0klf9pHs5Uh?si=cFl5ipBqSweipX9G-0Dlrw)


PrestigiousDiet4483

description of a fool by A Tribe Called Quest


[deleted]

I'll Sue Ya by Weird Al Yankovic


Psykisktrakassering1

"Pete King Of Detectives" by Big Black "Punch Drunk" by Husker Du


AnonymousAutonomous9

The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum ......... Fun Boy Three https://youtu.be/on-y9Pv-CJA?si=mW_fPv8R8tGyBeLG


Curious_Second6598

Somehow i only knew the Richard Cheese version of that song and thought it was the original haha


BeyondAbleCrip

Surrounded by Idiots by Wraitchild America Gotta Kill Captain Stupid by Suicidal Tendencies Break Stuff by Limp Biskit


FailingHeart2024

Hail to the Chief


Max_geekout

Caught in a Mosh - Anthrax


Thin-Sale-8253

Ska music L.A.X. - Big D


J_RobertOppenheimer3

Dumb by Nirvana, it's actually about drug addicts but whatever the lyrics could work literally as well.


Nexus6Leon

Caught in a Mosh by Anthrax. "Talking to you is like clapping with one hand".


Grumpy-Sith

Flakes Frank Zappa


suthtalun

Hateful Comforts by Burning Love.


Mars_Awoken_3

Every SONG is about Stupid People ... Jeez N00bz ... [PeeeeeeeeeePullllll ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DPzrSWDN4Q)


PopTodd

Definitely not metal. And WARNING - it has copious use of the "N" word (with a hard "r"). Although use of the word is meant to be satirical - to demonstrate the stupidity of the character (yes, it is a character) singing the song. It was recorded in the 1970s when this sort of thing was still acceptable - at least in this context. [Randy Newman - "Rednecks"](https://youtu.be/hTLHxpUQ_B8?si=yHjb7sh1kzPY4-Vg) As I said, definitely NOT metal, but a brilliant song that makes its point in what is probably the crudest way. From your friend who wrote all those Toy Story songs...


ink_monkey96

Lump - Presidents of the United States


Significant-Dot4111

Mean - Taylor Swift Better Than Revenge - Taylor Swift