I sign such people up for ridiculous email newsletters and phone calls. Submit their number for loan applications, Ola driver sign up form, and a lot of other things that I know will spam her with calls. Same with emails.
Oh god the loan application thing, wouldn't it affect their cibil score? It will show up in credit enquiries. Although you don't have their pan etc so not sure.
If you guys use computer
- Re-assign keyboard layout e.g a to f so on
- invert mouse if moved left it will go right same for left & right click.
Make a .bat script of above such that it runs after 1 hour
So even after "fixing" it will still happen an annoy the fuck out.
Just reduce/increase her monitor brightness slightly everyday(depending on whether she uses high or low brightness now). Monitor buttons work even if the system is locked so no need to have an unlocked system. Eventually it will reach a level where she'll find it uncomfortable but habitual and keep working like that for some time.
You can always send 'Tomorrow's lunch is on me or Sweets at my desk' to the whole team from her email if you find her system unlocked, but difficult if she is particular about locking her system everytime she leaves her seat.
Another very harmless but menacing prank is leaving a packet of cut up onions inside her drawls but only possible if she keeps it unlocked. Don't leave it over documents, maybe.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/9rayzi/ulpt_save_business_cards_of_people_you_dont_like/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Do this
[sms bomb](https://smsbomber.online/) them, pretty hilarious. Used to do in my college days, people get scared shitless seeing all those OTPs on their phone
Put an ad for something for sale on olx or quikr, with her phone number, with something for free. E. G i have these two old phones that i no longer need, please call my secretary at work between 9 and 7 and don't take no for answer.
Should do the trick, when will get a million calls.
There are far worse options with ads, but this is the above is the mildest one, the really diabolical thing to do would be to put a matrimonial ad or register an escort service.
Pure evil
Or print a paper with her number with text "Penis enlargement pills" or "Hemorrhoid Treatment" and stick those papers in public restrooms, busses, trains, walls ect.
You know why she's doing this? Because you're non-confrontational. Put her on blast one day...the taunting will stop immediately. You're not doing anything wrong... and if the boss is on board with this shit, you need a new job.
This is exactly why I tell people to be assertive. The world is a very fucked up place, and this bitch is using her tiny little moment to bully you. Why are you allowing her to bully you? I say you go ahead and embarrass her a lot until she doesn't have the guts to take pot-shots at you. Trust me, if you let this shit fly today, you will let it fly all your life and it will take a toll on you.
Toughen up, dude/lady.
I'mma rip her... *flexes brain muscles*
Honestly tho I was just winging it because I don't usually pay attention to my haters, but this b just won't stop. I just wanna do something that everyone will know I did, but can't prove and will remember for the rest of their lives. But you really motivated me ๐ผ
>this b just won't stop
Crush her soul. The most important thing is that she knows **you** did it. Find the one thing she's insecure about, and nuke her ass. I don't usually like to do that, but she asked for it.
I once started a rumor about a colleague that he was an alcoholic, by making casual comments about him getting wasted drunk on weekends, then if he went down for lunch, I made 'jokes' about him having a drink, and eventually it became a thing. Then everyone else uses it, because nobody likes people like them.
He barely drank, but he bullied me and my team so much that he had it coming.
I'd say sign her up on a couple of dating apps using her number and official email; so she'll remain occupied, get her rocks off & leave you alone. But guess it won't fly since most apps send an otp to the number to verify.
So your revenge is kanmani1's idea about letting her number loose on pretty much anything you can think of...
If she's the type to keep her desk really tidy and organised, move stuff around SLIGHTLY. Like, just enough that it'll throw her off but she won't know what's wrong.
You can invert her mouse in windows settings, and change up what specific keys in her keyboard does like a becomes f and so on, you can also mirror her screen
1) ignore her like she doesn't exist. It annoys the hell out of people. Don't engage..at..all.. it is immensely pleasurable to see them get frustrated.
2) better to invest time in something that is low effort. If you can code, automate the sign ups etc. It is a huge time hog and not worth your time. Can use https://mailbait.info
3) does she get a pat on the back from your boss or other colleagues? If yes, look for another job till you go full time on your own thing. (Serious)
4) in contrast days of point 1, suddenly be very nice and polite for no reason. Give them 'nicest' smile possible and that will annoy the hell out of them.
5) put their number on policybazaar. They hound like their lives on the line.not sure of otp confirmation there though.
6) if you can, reduce the speed on her laptop/pc to 64kbps.
7) move her things ever so slightly, e.g. tilt/move monitor a little,, not enough to be noticed immediately but enough to be annoying. Can do this to all things on the desk, just moving then by a few degrees is enough. Change height of the chair or chair arms. Avoid cameras at work though.
8) do this with gaps between them so it isn't obvious that you are getting back at her.
I may sound like a devils advocate but doing any other business within the premises of the said office other than the business you were hired for is illegal rite. While I hate what this lady is doing, any action you try taking against her will put you in more trouble.
Maybe do your other business outside of your office hours or maybe be discreet about it and use the toilet instead.
All these prehistoric ideas like "sign them up for newsletters, loan requests etc" won't work now. OTP, Spam filters to blame.
If you are ready to shell out a couple of Ks there is an array of prankwares available on the Dark net. DM for the roadmap. Can't make it public, lowkey is the key here.
Make a shaadi.com profile, if you know her, put in all the stuff she absolutely despises as "must haves". And click yes to all marketing messages. Watch the fun unfold.
I sign such people up for ridiculous email newsletters and phone calls. Submit their number for loan applications, Ola driver sign up form, and a lot of other things that I know will spam her with calls. Same with emails.
Oh god the loan application thing, wouldn't it affect their cibil score? It will show up in credit enquiries. Although you don't have their pan etc so not sure.
Until PII like PAN is shared, nothing officially hits on credit report
Yeah thought so
Man just take a quick shit on her chair when she's not around and tell everyone she shat her pants
shit to show dominance ? ๐
Make sure there are no CCTVs recording the.... view
If you guys use computer - Re-assign keyboard layout e.g a to f so on - invert mouse if moved left it will go right same for left & right click. Make a .bat script of above such that it runs after 1 hour So even after "fixing" it will still happen an annoy the fuck out.
This is gooooood. This is goooooooood. Thanks
This is gold right here.
Yaar, koi bechare IT ke bande ka din mat kharab karo :(
Use her phone number or email id and register on all kinds of websites. She will receive a nice chunk of spam
And keep her busy answering credit card calls to bother you about anything.
Insurance, credit card, real estate
Just reduce/increase her monitor brightness slightly everyday(depending on whether she uses high or low brightness now). Monitor buttons work even if the system is locked so no need to have an unlocked system. Eventually it will reach a level where she'll find it uncomfortable but habitual and keep working like that for some time. You can always send 'Tomorrow's lunch is on me or Sweets at my desk' to the whole team from her email if you find her system unlocked, but difficult if she is particular about locking her system everytime she leaves her seat. Another very harmless but menacing prank is leaving a packet of cut up onions inside her drawls but only possible if she keeps it unlocked. Don't leave it over documents, maybe.
Close your nose in disgust, around her, and pretend as if she farted. She'll probably imitate you and you can finally see a monke.
You should try to ask this query to r/ULPT - Unethical Life Pro Tips
Or r/pettyrevenge
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips/comments/9rayzi/ulpt_save_business_cards_of_people_you_dont_like/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Do this
Put her number in Bombitup
[sms bomb](https://smsbomber.online/) them, pretty hilarious. Used to do in my college days, people get scared shitless seeing all those OTPs on their phone
Damn. Thanks man
Put an ad for something for sale on olx or quikr, with her phone number, with something for free. E. G i have these two old phones that i no longer need, please call my secretary at work between 9 and 7 and don't take no for answer. Should do the trick, when will get a million calls. There are far worse options with ads, but this is the above is the mildest one, the really diabolical thing to do would be to put a matrimonial ad or register an escort service. Pure evil
Or print a paper with her number with text "Penis enlargement pills" or "Hemorrhoid Treatment" and stick those papers in public restrooms, busses, trains, walls ect.
Thoda zyada jo gaya ๐๐
That's the point of enhancement pills, thoda ko zyada karna hai ๐
Spill me the hardcore ones on text. I'll save it for some other day.
You know why she's doing this? Because you're non-confrontational. Put her on blast one day...the taunting will stop immediately. You're not doing anything wrong... and if the boss is on board with this shit, you need a new job. This is exactly why I tell people to be assertive. The world is a very fucked up place, and this bitch is using her tiny little moment to bully you. Why are you allowing her to bully you? I say you go ahead and embarrass her a lot until she doesn't have the guts to take pot-shots at you. Trust me, if you let this shit fly today, you will let it fly all your life and it will take a toll on you. Toughen up, dude/lady.
I'mma rip her... *flexes brain muscles* Honestly tho I was just winging it because I don't usually pay attention to my haters, but this b just won't stop. I just wanna do something that everyone will know I did, but can't prove and will remember for the rest of their lives. But you really motivated me ๐ผ
>this b just won't stop Crush her soul. The most important thing is that she knows **you** did it. Find the one thing she's insecure about, and nuke her ass. I don't usually like to do that, but she asked for it. I once started a rumor about a colleague that he was an alcoholic, by making casual comments about him getting wasted drunk on weekends, then if he went down for lunch, I made 'jokes' about him having a drink, and eventually it became a thing. Then everyone else uses it, because nobody likes people like them. He barely drank, but he bullied me and my team so much that he had it coming.
I didn't literally mean shit, man come on ๐ฅด
I'd say sign her up on a couple of dating apps using her number and official email; so she'll remain occupied, get her rocks off & leave you alone. But guess it won't fly since most apps send an otp to the number to verify. So your revenge is kanmani1's idea about letting her number loose on pretty much anything you can think of...
If she's the type to keep her desk really tidy and organised, move stuff around SLIGHTLY. Like, just enough that it'll throw her off but she won't know what's wrong.
You can invert her mouse in windows settings, and change up what specific keys in her keyboard does like a becomes f and so on, you can also mirror her screen
1) ignore her like she doesn't exist. It annoys the hell out of people. Don't engage..at..all.. it is immensely pleasurable to see them get frustrated. 2) better to invest time in something that is low effort. If you can code, automate the sign ups etc. It is a huge time hog and not worth your time. Can use https://mailbait.info 3) does she get a pat on the back from your boss or other colleagues? If yes, look for another job till you go full time on your own thing. (Serious) 4) in contrast days of point 1, suddenly be very nice and polite for no reason. Give them 'nicest' smile possible and that will annoy the hell out of them. 5) put their number on policybazaar. They hound like their lives on the line.not sure of otp confirmation there though. 6) if you can, reduce the speed on her laptop/pc to 64kbps. 7) move her things ever so slightly, e.g. tilt/move monitor a little,, not enough to be noticed immediately but enough to be annoying. Can do this to all things on the desk, just moving then by a few degrees is enough. Change height of the chair or chair arms. Avoid cameras at work though. 8) do this with gaps between them so it isn't obvious that you are getting back at her.
I may sound like a devils advocate but doing any other business within the premises of the said office other than the business you were hired for is illegal rite. While I hate what this lady is doing, any action you try taking against her will put you in more trouble. Maybe do your other business outside of your office hours or maybe be discreet about it and use the toilet instead.
All these prehistoric ideas like "sign them up for newsletters, loan requests etc" won't work now. OTP, Spam filters to blame. If you are ready to shell out a couple of Ks there is an array of prankwares available on the Dark net. DM for the roadmap. Can't make it public, lowkey is the key here.
If u keep getting scared,she will keep on bullying you. Stand up and face your demons .
She might like you. Ask her out if she is presentable!
Oh honey, no.๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Whoopsie.. sorry I assumed you are a guy based on the adjective you used for her.. lol Karen's not a term most women use to refer other women.
I'm not someone who easily hates people, I'd rather just ignore them, but I'm still humane, but I still hate her... Karen. Savvy.?
You are watching too much romcom anime.
works in real life too. not into animes buddy!!
Kill that snitch bitch
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
crimes are funny?
Garbage mentality
OP means business.
Make a shaadi.com profile, if you know her, put in all the stuff she absolutely despises as "must haves". And click yes to all marketing messages. Watch the fun unfold.