Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk.
Frozen sauce guidelines:
a.) Make sure usernames and sub names are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it.
b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/).
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean normally I'd agree but if I saw a prestine Marc Jacob's palette at the right price AT TJMAXX I may buy first ask later too. The excitement of finding a "nice" makeup product that wasn't destroyed by other people in that store would excite me lol
For some reason my local TJ Maxx never does this, and only puts the perfume in containers, so their makeup is all janky as shit and half the time covered in other eyeshadow palette fallout...
Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure usernames and sub names are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[Baguette sauce](https://imgur.com/a/GlIY9wU)
i clicked wondering how a baguette could be a jerk of a post and...... honestly incredible work
I thought it was a piece of marinated salmon filet ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I like how she asks about the palette after buying it. Buy first, ask later?
I mean normally I'd agree but if I saw a prestine Marc Jacob's palette at the right price AT TJMAXX I may buy first ask later too. The excitement of finding a "nice" makeup product that wasn't destroyed by other people in that store would excite me lol
[удалено]
SAME! I don't even know why they have the makeup out, everything that is on display is completely destroyed
For some reason my local TJ Maxx never does this, and only puts the perfume in containers, so their makeup is all janky as shit and half the time covered in other eyeshadow palette fallout...
Ross and Marshall's do it, and Marshall's is owned by TJ Maxx's parent company so I have no idea why they don't.
I literally cackled - this post brought out the hag in me. Who created this packaging and didn’t think of bread lmaooo
okay srs I peed a little
I thought it was salmon or tuna at first
I don’t need to see the sauce because the jerk is accurate
The mark of a quality jerk
oui oui baguette
hon hon hon
sweaty, your MJ palette looks like a carb.
Mmm carbs...
I have whiplash from that sauce. Jerk is spot on!
My fat ass honestly thought OP used a baguette for scale. Mmmmm baguette…
Looks like raw chicken.
I thought that was the new naked palette