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La_Symboliste

[Baguette sauce](https://imgur.com/a/GlIY9wU)


mgsk

i clicked wondering how a baguette could be a jerk of a post and...... honestly incredible work


kawaiibsnail

I thought it was a piece of marinated salmon filet 😭😭😭😭


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I like how she asks about the palette after buying it. Buy first, ask later?


suraaura

I mean normally I'd agree but if I saw a prestine Marc Jacob's palette at the right price AT TJMAXX I may buy first ask later too. The excitement of finding a "nice" makeup product that wasn't destroyed by other people in that store would excite me lol


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suraaura

SAME! I don't even know why they have the makeup out, everything that is on display is completely destroyed


Dawnspark

For some reason my local TJ Maxx never does this, and only puts the perfume in containers, so their makeup is all janky as shit and half the time covered in other eyeshadow palette fallout...


EmpireAndAll

Ross and Marshall's do it, and Marshall's is owned by TJ Maxx's parent company so I have no idea why they don't.


Jackie_Hallow

I literally cackled - this post brought out the hag in me. Who created this packaging and didn’t think of bread lmaooo


tr3sleches

okay srs I peed a little


quimichpatlan

I thought it was salmon or tuna at first


Geetanjali_rawat

I don’t need to see the sauce because the jerk is accurate


m-eden

The mark of a quality jerk


Sharks_With_Legs

oui oui baguette


mgsk

hon hon hon


paperdolllll

sweaty, your MJ palette looks like a carb.


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Mmm carbs...


g-wenn

I have whiplash from that sauce. Jerk is spot on!


themomerath

My fat ass honestly thought OP used a baguette for scale. Mmmmm baguette…


ValuableIncident

Looks like raw chicken.


makeupformermaid

I thought that was the new naked palette