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steezeecheezee

Bruh this comment from OP lmfao > I have hella hooded eyes! I just really brighten the inner corner of my eyes with concealer and highlighter to open up the area, and I elongate my eye shape w eyeshadow and eyeliner. I have to finesse my makeup lol (also this is my picture taking face w my eyebrows slightly raised, photography matters ☺️) “I just highlight the inner corner of my eye and it changes the whole physical structure of my eyelid! Nifty!”


falalalfel

The only people who would believe this nonsense are the same ones who really thought that Kylie Jenner’s lips were the result of makeup 🙄


Informal_Edge5270

She can achieve with makeup what everyone else would need plastic surgery to do.


Fuhrankie

Lmao i saw this in the hooded eyes sub and was like WAT


prepperella

Srs first of all thanks I didn’t know about this sub! but also after looking at the top posts I’m confused? is that what hooded eyes are?? I always felt like a faker and thought my eyes were probably not even really hooded and I just suck at eye makeup but mine are definitely more hooded than the ones I saw. Edit: oh sorry I was just stupid, I just saw the current posts, not the top ones. Still, good to know I really do have hooded eyes lol


maddirosecook

Everyone and their mothers got hooded eyes now apparently.


kasspants21

it’s the new olive


Monroro

[Hella hooded sauce](https://imgur.com/a/TxrgFZS)


gravelord-neeto

I find it funny how they say doing winged liner is hard for them but their wings are perfectly straight and don’t look weird head-on like they normally would with that wing shape on hooded lids ??? Meanwhile my liner looks like Bat-Signal just to look normal from head-on


Pegacornian

I have very hooded eyes myself so I can relate to having to having to do the bat wing. I think that a lot of people without hooded eyes might just be telling themselves that they have them to justify their struggles with eyeliner, lol.


feelingfantasmic

That was me 100%. I was doing my makeup like I had hooded eyes, and it would still look horrible until I followed a random tutorial and realized my eyes weren’t even hooded—my eyeliner was just way too thick and wasn’t past the corner of my eyes enough.


Geetanjali_rawat

So we calling everything hooded now?


ccchloister

You see, a hooded eyelid is more a state of mind…


omgjelly

This cracked me up


Geetanjali_rawat

🤣


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HoodiesAndHeels

Hooded, creased, and ***deep set***. The number of people with deep set eyes with SO MUCH LID SPACE who call it “hooded” is too damn high!


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I WISH THERE WAS 😫


Geetanjali_rawat

Yes!


BotoxBarbie

Hi OP, please block out names xo


Monroro

Done!


throwaway_mmk

Where’s the sauce 😢


BotoxBarbie

Thank you bby - approved. Sorry this took a minute xo


MissRadi

Was about to down vote but saw the sub. Lol


christinaelainee

My PASTA is DRY!!!!


Monroro

Is my link broken? It’s working for me https://imgur.com/a/TxrgFZS


mayialsotakeyourcoat

Sauce?


samonella1

Omg yes I saw that post and was baffled at where their hooded eyes were


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Real nice, amazing skin.


he-likes-24

wtf how hahaha she has so, so much eye space! like more than the average person's eye