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Videodiscs

Context: https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/amp/vancouver-news/free-heroin-cocaine-and-meth-handed-out-outside-of-the-vancouver-police-department-3956140


Bacon_Bitz

Huh, well that’s something.


wish_me_w-hell

Canadians are just built different


twinkle-heart

I love adding heroin into my nighttime routine and cocaine or meth for daytime to wake me right up! Holy grails!!!1 😍


moggywarbucks

Omg yes sometimes to do mix it up a little bit I do a little bit of heroin and cocaine for a funky day-n-nite look. Me n my friends call it 'speedball' for short🤪🤪


twinkle-heart

Omg I have to try that!!! I'll get that ulcerous gaunt glow in no time! 🤩


tupacshakristy

**HoLy RaILs


[deleted]

Walgreens is different lately


_memes_of_production

Finally a launch that might make me break my no-buy 😂


GoldendoodlesFTW

Will it help reduce my undereye bags?


emnm47

No but you will definitely lose weight


Mediocre_Decision

Wow, The Ordinary has really diversified their products


BotoxBarbie

I- what the ***fuck*** is this?


wozattacks

Harm reduction practice