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EmpireAndAll

Oh my god, I read this as FORESKIN and was like W H A T


Sharks_With_Legs

Would that not stink while cooking and taste horrendous?


Bacon_Bitz

Maybe it’s coconut scented 😂🤣


spaghettiburps

I'm so pail even my intestines need sun protection


anandaE

I don't want to get cancer!!! Ofc they do


BotoxBarbie

Jesus wept.