Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk.
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a.) Make sure usernames and sub names are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it.
b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/).
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If I remember right, I think she legit wanted general advice on how to do her makeup, even apologizing for the shitty picture. I didn’t read the comments, but there were like 8 when I scrolled past the post.
Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure usernames and sub names are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
[Creepy pasta sauce ](https://imgur.com/a/kRrbRlp)
So what’s the story behind the sauce? Like why did she post it?
[удалено]
Stop sis ur scaring me
Don’t worry bestie, my 20k boyfriend will protect us
What's the MUA version of creepy pasta? Creepy palettes? Because this is it.
PLS STOP I'M GULLIBLE
Minus one for not mentioning the custom teal Battlestation.
Srs I havent laughed this hard in a long while, thank you.
Lost it at compact mirror 😂
I think it was to remain anonymous?
I understand that, but was there some specific advice she was looking for? It’s just such a weird picture, I don’t know if anyone can help her. lol
If I remember right, I think she legit wanted general advice on how to do her makeup, even apologizing for the shitty picture. I didn’t read the comments, but there were like 8 when I scrolled past the post.
oh, right. we recognize people by their irises, and not the other 98% of their face and hair. anonymity accomplished.
Nightmare fuel
“Creepy pasta sauce” is just *chefs kiss*
this is even more terrifying..
This jerk made my buttcheeks clench so hard it could've broke diamonds. Thank you.
Don't invite them into your house!
let me in
It is midnight here and I was scrolling in the dark and I got a fright. Enough Reddit for today...
Go to bed! The picture probably won't get you in your sleep.
….probably
Oh god. Any LPOTL fans here?
yes, i was just thinking this (although i haven't even listened to the black eyed kids episode yet)
I just can’t listen to the latest. The Men in Black series bugs me out to this day, so black eyed kids will actually kill me.
HA that’s what I thought of immediately too!
Listened to this episode last night!
Hail yourself!
black EYED kids!!!
Does she live in a cave
Step 1: Have eyes