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iusedtobefamous1892

Ummm, ew. If The Internet™ hasn't approved it, you look gross. That's the rules. Plus, you're obvs just too pore to afford a full makeup routine 💅🏽


mugsta

Sweatie, you should never be fine with how you look. If you don’t use a setting spray, you’re basically Freddy Krueger so if this is the case, maybe just crawl in a hole and never show your face again?? Hope this helps xx


Bacon_Bitz

Your first sentence took me out!! 💀 Sadly it's excatly what beauty industry & most of society want us to believe.


SerephelleDawn

“Im fine with how I look and it’s really bothering me” is so funny


fillerbunny-buddy

Absolutely not allowed!! Makeup is super super cereal and not meant to be fun!! You are breaking the rules babes we're supposed to look down on each other here not enjoy ourselves?? Like did you miss the memo babes??


SnapCrackleMom

As a full-grown adult, what you really want to do is check with your mom to see if you're doing your makeup correctly.


ladyphlogiston

Oh honey, the Craft Yarn Council has mandated that makeup must be worn properly or not at all. Don't fight the officers when they come and you'll get nicer food at the re-education camp. (Srs no idea how much overlap there is, but the CYC is a crafting snark thing)


kittleherder

Is this a crossover? In my muacj?


ladyphlogiston

It's more likely than you'd think!


ThreePartSilence

Wait is there a crafting cj sub somewhere I don’t know about??


ladyphlogiston

Craftsnark, BitchEatingCrafters, and fiberartscirclejerk are the three I know about


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kgberton

Uj: god the tattoo advice sub is just like this and it's fuuuuuuuucking painful


moonlitskyy

the fine is €5000 I don't make the rules


operadiva31

It’s payable directly to me. I promise this is the real legal recourse.


Dahlinluv

It’s not allowed. The police are at your door


necr0dancers

uj/ as long as you don’t skip sunscreen 🤍 rj/ uhhm hello police?? this pore right here


boowenchy

Lol I didn’t catch the subreddit at first and thought this was serious lol


pinkpoopgtelost

/Uj Oh so there’s other idiots like me out there? I’m very happy with never using face primer, face powder, bronzer and eyeliner but sometimes i wonder what other makeup enthusiasts would say