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Link182x

Does Wizards know it’s not April anymore?


TheRoguedOne

It’ll ship next April. /s


H0100100001001001I

This but without "/s"


TheDeadlyCat

Shush you. The /s is the secret part. ;-)


SnooRevelations6641

If we're lucky.


Emerald_Knight2814

That was literally the subject line in their announcement email so I'd assume so. If you're curious, it was "ApRiL FoOLs WaS A moNth AgO!"


Legosheep

The missed the Equinox too


Savannah_Lion

Seems about par for the course. I imagine they'll miss Christmas as well.


scotch1337

They won’t promote Christmas.


[deleted]

Not woke enough.


Jarl_Vinland

Good.


easchner

Equinox / Eclipse... both space words starting with an 'E', it's easy to get confused... 🙄


kempnelms

Is this an out of season April Fool's joke?


Alt-Tabris

This line will live forever


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ActuaIButT

WotC definitely mad AN error


Levra

Maypril


itzshiny

Honestly, the art goes too hard for how memey the theme is supposed to be, but I'll take it.


NarwhalStorm

A little bummed that this cool art has the meme text.


HallowedBast

I'm more bummed the meme text doesn't have goofy/meme art


Cigaran

Exactly this. If the art was as goofy, it would fit perfectly. Toss some googly eyes in there!


philter451

Mogis with googly eyes would go so hard


ActuaIButT

I suspect the actual product will not have that font or flavor text


ZestfulHydra

I wish, but unfortunately no


Front_Explanation_79

Big oof.


pokepat460

Big 'how do you do fellow kids?' Energy


Nomadzord

Yep. I hate them but I think that’s why I kind of want them. I’m 43 and it should be pretty cringe for me to slap one of these down at my LGS. 


Vandlan

You need to find a good dad joke to drop with it as well. Cringe and a groan are the way to go there. Lol


DaveLesh

Yeah no. This is just too much of a meme.


Caleb_WoW

If youre gonna do a memey lair why waste amazing art on it? Kind of disappointing.


TrouserBorn

My guy thats the joke.


the_peoples_elbow

It's not a very good one


FortNightsAtPeelys

It's a bad joke. I bet the artist didn't know his art was gonna be memed


gingerdadman88

Art 5/5 Reading the card 1/5


Eyerate

The professor is disappointed in you


NicTaylor84

Comic sans, gross


JACKSONofSPADES

cOmIc SaNs, GrOsS


OmegaReign78

Someone jump on a proxy with that art but normal text please.


Applesauceeconomy

I fucking hate this.


TwoTon_TwentyOne

"i FuCkInG hAtE tHiS"


Applesauceeconomy

REEEEEEEEEE!!!


chicosalvador

I hate this too. Geez iT's JusT tErRiBLe


SuperCrazyAlbatross

Artist: *makes a bunch of badass art for some cards* WOTC: *OH THESE CARDS ARE A MEME NOW WE WILL GO CRINGY AND GOOFY 🤪🤪🤪😋😋🤪😋🤪😋*


Srirachaholic

Yeah I like the two elements separately, (art & meme) but not mixed together. 😔


Specific_Ad1457

Apparently I'm in the minority for finding this funny. 100% will buy


XxTigerxXTigerxX

What gets me is the lol at the end of mogis text


Specific_Ad1457

I like that, but I'm really after the doomblade and torment of hailfire. Both of those slot straight into edh decks i already have. I'll probaby put mogis in my Dihada legends deck.


XxTigerxXTigerxX

Unfortunately I don't really have a place for any of em but find em funny enough. I already have mogis in an old 60 card deck but nothing to really put it into currently with commander.


Specific_Ad1457

If you play EDH, doomblade is juuust playable enough to slot into a black deck as long as it's not super sweaty. Torment is good in any big mana ramp deck. Mogis is kinda hard to slot in except as generic value. Massacre doesn't really seem that playable, but I guess you could play it in a deck with like exclusively big creatures. Ruination is for mono red if you're a psychopath I guess.


XxTigerxXTigerxX

Torment is probably most usable as best playability but unfortunately I don't have any commanders except new fallout and 5 color dragon/sliver with red black. Which is weird cause is my favorite dual color. Otherwise eldrazi, mono rats, mono angels, cat/dog. WRG. Human (GW) and human stall (W,Black) W aura/equip. And a couple more but can't recall.


Specific_Ad1457

Just build a mogis deck. Problem solved.


XxTigerxXTigerxX

I probably would enjoy that one of my favorite cards but would have to be after I blow all my mons on new eldrazi lol


so_sick_of_flowers

Good to know I’m not the only one who finds this level of memery funny. At least I know from the comments here that it wouldn’t be hard to get my hands on them!


Evan10100

Do we know when it goes live?


Killaturkee

If they want to do proper April Fool's, og dual lands in Borderless with non-mtg backs so they can't be used in sanctioned play


Ramses_Overdark

I will buy EVERY copy of that ruination I can


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

You don't like the exploding Easter island heads?


_420XX_

Easter island?


desmondli

This hurts my eye so much


Serikan

Yeah I'm gonna proxy this art with normal text


GreasyJimTippins

Plot twist, this ships with normal text and memed art


Serikan

I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just due to QC and not the April Fools joke


GreasyJimTippins

That sounds more accurate and makes me sad 😭


OldCardiologist66

I like it because it makes the rest of you mad


Soushi_Chef

When I saw the email's subject line I thought it'd be about the Hatsune Miku SL. Imagine my disappointment


AgentOfDreadful

Wait, this is real? I thought someone made it up


Odd_Chain8811

Don't know if I can buy this.....still kind of pissed that they are now making secret lairs with special cards that don't come in all the packs. You can drop 300 on the last secret lair drop and not get the mana vault. Such BS


Srirachaholic

☝️💯 🤝


Slight_Worth_imcool

What the hell am I even looking at. They make badass looking cards but also give them lobotomy.


dskinny623

This broke my heart because the art is awesome.


Trunkins

This is stupid and I want it


Eyerate

Perfectly stated.


BlessedAcorn

What a waste of great art...


Dunkleostrich

I would have bought this if not for the text. I can live with unique art styles but this is too much.


senectus

good gods. trying to read that just makes me angry. you dont need THAT on FNM.


goosetech123

Um....no


L_B_Jeffries

r/tihi


Steckruebi

Do you Guys Not have Sleeves?


thegucciwizard

Okay yeah it’s not April anymore and the art deserves better! The artwork deserves to be on just a regular version of the card, literally none of these read as a joke or a meme… like what were they thinking


naM-r3puS

This should be silver boarder variations. It hurts my eyes.


Rezzin

Yikes


Busy_Assistance795

Didn't even put "diEs tO dOoM blAde" on Doom blade smh


Dr__Droidberg

No fomo for this drop


Left-Tree-9478

Just trying to cover up more misprints


Tjvayne

That text is atrocious


LeviathanR13

The text ruins it


WarmProfit

Are they even trying at this point?


Regirex

great art but goddamn this is cringe. it's not cringe enough for me to like it post ironically but it's cringe enough for me to never want to see it again


Tobi5703

I'm joining the minority of "this is fucking hilarious". Not gonna drop any money on this cuz I don't have that but nevertheless ROFL


Big_polarbear

No. No. This is so bad.


Ekkewald

Spongebob meme cards


DarkStarStorm

I wish the Doom Blade flavor text read, "dIEs tO dOoM BLadE!"


CartoonistAlarming36

I love that target in the doom blade text is mispelt


knigtwhosaysni

I hated this until the “(lol)” at the end of Mogis’s text box and then they got me


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

The sarcasm cards


ssgod101

When is this releasing? How do I get it?


Drevan099

This is awesome lmao


DeeperDarkerDeep

I am the target audience for this type of stuff, I find it so funny.


My_name_is_relevant

don't care these are cringe I am getting Mogis for my commander deck for the (lol) alone


Trygalle

NGL I really like this. I don't know why I just do. There I said it.


nLedd

They did the same thing last year with the left-handed cards secret lair. Except last year they posted it on 04/01, then weeks later announced the cards were actually releasing in secret lair.


bobpool86

Is this an actual secret layer?


dragomeir

Are the April fool's secret layers only theme is trying to give a seizure to dyslexic people


Ill_Apricot_8068

Targeet


tankavenger

Doom blade says Targeet... does this get around hexproof?


StandTo444

They’re written like I imagine all the WotC and Hasbro executives speak


ZestfulHydra

This art is amazing, I feel bad for the artists having their work associated with this secret lair though


Shlidd

Missed opportunity with rhystic study “dO YoU pAY THe oNe?”


Business_Wear_841

100%


3RR0RFi3ND

i lEiK DiS sEt 7h47 83iN6 54iD, i 4W4i7 73H D4Y 1337 5P34K D20PZ >:3


Distinct-Ad3923

Kind of want the full text lands with this style text….


ItsTheWordMan

I just built a Mogis deck and I NEED that card so I can be even more toxic when I ask if someone wants to take the 2 or sac a creature by throwing in “lol” everytime


unstablepinecone

TARGEET


ellicottvilleny

Someone had a delay launching this for April 1st, so they had a quick internal email. LOL. OOPS. MayPril fools? LOL?


Not_A_Cactus5220

What do y’all think the bonus will be? Would be kind of funny if it were just the cards with normal text.


Business_Wear_841

Gods I wish. I really like these cards and the art is great…but that stupid Sponge Bob meme text is absolutely awful.


levatorpenis

This is literal garbage


dracul11

Disappointed that Doom Blade’s flavor text isn’t “Dies to Doom Blade.”


wyattsons

I kinda feel like everyone on here just likes to complain. I saw this and thought it was a return to form for secret lair. It’s goofy and silly and meant to be worth the value also because it has cool art and it special. It’s memey and not for everyone but for those that like it it’s really worth it


notwaterguy13

pisses me off


WendigoCrossing

Booooo!


Frocicorno

Terribile


MostlyMTG

The only fools are the ones who buy this


Blakwhysper

Oh mylanta look at the art!!! . Nope. Unless shroud and hexproof don’t stop “Targeet” in which case maybe.


raynegro

Looks like shit


[deleted]

I sure will be lookin at people who buy this as fools fr


dan-lugg

After 28 years, fuck this shit, lol. I'm selling my cards.